Cliff Notes version:
Me: “Ask Diane if she knows how to map a drive”
**client yells across office to Diane**
Client: “Dan (boss) doesn’t think we should have to do this…”
1.) WHO ASKED DAN TO SPEAK?
**after realizing the fix is a simple checkbox on the login screen**
2.) IF YOU MUTHAFUCKAZ DON’T KNOW HOW TO LOG IN TO YOUR NETWORK AFTER SIX MUTHAFUCKIN YEARS…
And I actually liked Dan. But nigga…don’t get snappy.
Have I been anything but nice and professional towards you?
Maybe you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, I dunno?
Maybe you’re upset because of the downturn in the financial markets?
But GOD DAMNIT, I know my boss done told you muthafuckaz already about this login shit…how the fuck you gon get an attitude with me? Because YOU can’t fuckin remember to uncheck a fuckin box?
STOP YOURSELF!
/Rant Off
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November 14, 2007 @ 11:57 am
November 14, 2007 @ 12:00 pm
Got my pressure all up and shit.
November 14, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
Silly me… I initially read ‘map a drive’ as ‘map a drive’ LOL…. I was all discombobulated for a minute like ‘map a drive, where the hell they goin?’
November 14, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
‘where the hell they goin?’
:typein:
November 14, 2007 @ 12:31 pm
Sorry, Im still on my first cup of coffee and the lack of heat in this building is causing my brain cells to seize LOL.
November 14, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
They got my boo workin without heat…
whut kinda slave operation are they running?
November 14, 2007 @ 12:38 pm
I dont know, but I need an emancipation proclamation immediately LOL.
They probably tryna freeze me out cause I wreaked havoc up in here yesterday
Fuck these bastids.
November 14, 2007 @ 12:40 pm
‘They probably tryna freeze me out cause I wreaked havoc up in here yesterday’
Aw shit…
whut went down?
November 14, 2007 @ 1:07 pm
I just hate when what I do from day to day partially depends on somebody else doing what they suppose to do and they act like they dont wanna do it. They round here acting like you inconveniencing them for them to answer a question they bitch asses is paid to answer. NIggas outta service and its not urgent enough. I cursed out a whole damn department LOL.
November 14, 2007 @ 1:13 pm
Damn shame.
November 14, 2007 @ 1:17 pm