These coloreds are crazy.
I went to school with one of these niggaz. The other nigga I know from the hood.
But I’m trying to help these niggaz negotiate their lil shit. Hell, I was bored anyway.
But these niggaz done started arguinig bout prices and shit. I don’t give a fuck I’m bored. Besides, I already got my “finder’s fee” out the deal anyway.
But y’all know me. I ain’t into arguing and shit. But I see this lil freak I’ve been trying to get at for months at the car wash.
Me: Stop right quick.
Homeboy from School: What’s up? You good.
Me: Yeah. I wanna get this broad right there. And besides, y’all blowing my WHOLE high with this back and forth shit.
Homeboy from the Hood: Alright my nigga.
*pulls over*
*I hop out*
Homeboy from the Hood: Holla at me later.
Me: *throws dueces*
I’m so glad I got out that damn Tahoe. And I got some head.
Moral of the story…getting head>getting locked up
“It’s not something you see every day, an SUV wedged in the door of a convenience store, trapping everyone inside. “I was extremely scared,” said Ami Shah.
Shah was working with her uncle at his store on 59th and Waters when it all happened. “I was sitting there on the stool and there was only one customer in the back playing lottery. Then I looked up and saw a car coming right in the door.”
The SUV completely knocked over concrete barriers and rammed straight through the front door. Shah says after the impact she looked at the men. “They were arguing back and forth about something and they got out of the car.”
That’s when the terror really began. “My uncle grabbed me and he’s like don’t go anywhere yet because they could come in here and rob us or something.”
The men didn’t go in the store, instead they ran behind houses on 59th street, but they didn’t get far. Police arrested Betram Martin and James Johnson within minutes. They say they found Johnson carrying 30 pounds of marijuana and not far from him, they also found a guns and cash.
Sergeant Mike Wilson with Savannah Chatham Police said, “What we had were two individuals who were likely engaged in some type of drug activity.”
Wilson said the men were in their SUV when their business together went sour, the sour dealings led to an altercation with Martin driving. It was this altercation that led to the crash.
The crash destroyed the front of the store leaving Shah and her uncle to clean up the mess. “We’re going to put in brand new doors, fix the shutters and everything,” said Shah.
Both men are in custody and have a number of charges against them.”
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November 9, 2007 @ 9:59 am
No words.
Glad you’re alright doe.
November 9, 2007 @ 10:00 am
Chevy:
Oh, THOSE niggas
And yes, my dear friend, I would have to say that was indeed divine intervention. Somebody lookin out for you BIG time.
November 9, 2007 @ 10:09 am
‘Somebody lookin out for you BIG time.’
His ‘lil soldier’.
MAN LAW.
November 9, 2007 @ 10:11 am
dig:
Yeah THOSE niggaz. You had to know already.
November 9, 2007 @ 10:55 am
I swear the strangest shit happens to you….glad to see you got out in time though.
November 9, 2007 @ 11:38 am
jae:
Dig as my witness, the silliest shit really happens to me.
I really want to get a camera crew around to follow me…at least for 10 hours a day.
November 9, 2007 @ 11:42 am
Yes, you cant even make that shit up
Dude is seriously living la vida loca, LOL.
November 9, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
‘Dude is seriously living la vida loca, LOL.’
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! (no Ricky Martin)
November 9, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
November 9, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
‘Frank Lucas: Tell that young man to watch his mouth. Please watch his mouth. Tell that young man to please watch his mouth. Mr. Jay-Z, tell him to please watch his mouth. You saw the movie?’
November 9, 2007 @ 1:00 pm
@dig
Tell me you watched that Trya clip off rhymeswithsnitch.com…
The ‘Vulva Puppet’…
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
http://rhymeswithsnitch.blogspot.com/2007/11/tyras-show-about-pussy.html
November 9, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
What the fuck is this…
November 9, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
Yes and all I gotta say is the laws in this country are not strict enough! LOL
What the hell is that pic, Michael Jackson’s booty kennel???
November 9, 2007 @ 1:19 pm
That’s muthafuckin Immature in that pic…
November 9, 2007 @ 1:20 pm
And…
the pee-pee pic of Terrance Howard about killed me.
ity-bity…
November 9, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
Yeah I know who it is, I just wanna know why they look like they bout to be on the auction block at the gay slave trade
November 9, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
‘I just wanna know why they look like they bout to be on the auction block at the gay slave trade’
Stop Yourself.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 9, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
November 9, 2007 @ 1:50 pm
aw snap
Beyonce rockin those jelly booty draws…
DAMN SHAME!
November 9, 2007 @ 2:01 pm
Ugh! Why would she wear some shit like that under a little ass dress like that?
She need to fire her mama and upgrade herself to a real stylist LOL.
November 9, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Fishnets just holdin on for dear life.
November 9, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Must….. hold….. on……
November 9, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
Is that a butt pad underneath the spankypants?
November 9, 2007 @ 2:42 pm
Jae, thats what I was tryna figure out LOL.
November 9, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
WHUT!!!!!
New Tweet album!!??!!??
November 9, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
Willy: You are so easily amused
November 9, 2007 @ 2:52 pm
@dig
And you like that…
November 9, 2007 @ 3:07 pm
U know what though, as I’m sittin here thinkin about a new Tweet album…
that muthafuckin new Bilal prolly ain’t never gonna get released.
He needs to bring somethin in ‘08.
November 9, 2007 @ 3:12 pm
So. Dont be puttin my business all in the street LOL.
November 9, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
Eh… Im waitin on a new Maxwell. Then I’ll get excited.
November 9, 2007 @ 3:20 pm
‘Dont be puttin my business all in the street LOL.’
‘Im waitin on a new Maxwell.’
Don’t have me bust into the ‘White Turns to Gray’.
November 9, 2007 @ 3:25 pm
LOL…. its aight. I couldnt fully get into him though for some reason, he real hit or miss wit me.
November 9, 2007 @ 3:26 pm
Aw…
Look at my girl Patti…
WHO DID THIS!!!!
November 9, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
Why does Maxwell look old enough to be Prince’s daddy…
WOW….
November 9, 2007 @ 3:41 pm
Maxwell was tryin out for the part of Ray in that pic
And who put Patty in a soft serve vanilla cone with sprinkles????
November 9, 2007 @ 3:46 pm
‘And who put Patty in a soft serve vanilla cone with sprinkles????’
I am SOHH damn madd right now…
I’ma be drunk at the bar, cussin about Patti…
November 9, 2007 @ 4:02 pm
Aw shit…
Ru Paul is coming out wit a new CD…