SOHH Over It!

While Ray Ray is busy…

October 26, 2007 naj no comments

Thanks to Willy (damn shame I haven’t mastered this macbook pro yet), Persia can get more music…that simple.

So, when I get more stuff ALL OF US (c) Martin in the toothpaste isle-get new stuff…
mediafire link

or old stuff…

one of the hardest tracks ever made

Oh…
Budden has ANOTHER reply-WOW. Ransome Note (diss #2)

Main Street @ 8:24 am

TGIF???

dig 48 comments

I dont know if we have a topic for today or not, but can I just tell you how fucken annoying it is to come into work on a Friday morning and have some nosy bitch in your face telling you that you look mad about something just so she’ll have some shit to say?  How the fuck about ‘good morning,’ little white girl?  ‘Good morning’ works for most people.  ‘Good morning’ also doesnt tend to get you cursed the fuck out on your way to get your morning coffee - especially when you say it without stopping to chat.  It’s Friday, bitch, what would I be mad for?  Ok, it shoulda been Saturday so I wouldnt have to wake up and come in this muthafucka, but hey, Im cool.  Its cold like a witch’s nipple outside and I wish it was somewhere round 80, but its October in Canada, so I digress.  But yes, there is one little thing I suppose I’m mad about that I really cant see a bright side to.  You, little white girl, YOU!  You and your bubbly Friday morning acne and wet-dog shower hair all up in my three feet of personal space before I can even get both feet square on the carpet.  You, little white girl, should kill yourself.

*exhale*

Now. 

Carry on.

Main Street @ 8:16 am

More Open Thread…

October 25, 2007 willyjsimmons 115 comments

I’m not too busy today, just got nuthin to say.

But I’m workin on it.

The Pool @ 9:15 am

Open Thread.

October 24, 2007 willyjsimmons 113 comments

I’m busy.

Buh-Bye!!

Harlem Shake

The Pool @ 8:55 am

My weekend Summary

October 23, 2007 Banga 13 comments

Not gonna Jaz this up too much

 But I had a cool relaxing weekend featuring peeps from the blog

So here goes

After Crook Necked 10hr ride to Rochester. I finally made it to see some familiar faces from the blog. Hello Ladies……LOL Dig picks me up and off we go straight to the liqour store, word!

So as we all know my drink of course was…. tadah, Hennessey! which turned out to be my swan song for the night cuz once we got to the crib and got situated. Dig needed to make a extra run  which my dumb ass thought, hey here’s a bright idea, See that 20oz blue cup over there. See the coke in the fridge. Poor 80 percent Henny and 20 percent coke in that 200z cup. Now I know you normally don’t do this. I know this, but Ima make url today, cuz its friday, “you ain’t ate sht all day today!” Your by yourself over someone’s else house and you ain’t shit else to do. And Just to make it more interesting. Drink 2 of them shits in less than 45 minutes. Needless to say DIG basement is a nice cold place to take a long as nap(I’ll save you the rest of the details. I wake up the next day early and refreshed ahhhhhhhhh. Ironically Everyone has a hang over except me, GO FKING FIGURE. I reintroduce myself to Haze whose knocked out on the couch in a feetle position. (Side note Haze has a nice lil bubble for a skinny women and is about 3inches taller than I expected).Watch me some cartoons(If you don’t know about legion of Heros and the new Batman u better ask somebody) and make some old fashioned pancakes!  

On to the Cookout featuring Chef boyard homeboy! made some burgers and hotdogs no one complained except Persia. Some how hers tasted like Lighter fluid! How this is my fault beats the hell outa me. Persia’s cool in a Queen Latifah kinda way, jokin wit you one second threating you the next but smiling while she says it. Seriously P’s cool . Cec tells a tale about some chicks ass she shoulda beat! Next time CEC, extra crispy, punch her in the throat so she can’t scream, then knock her ass out.   DIG is in the background, beating down some Barcardi, the bottle never had a chance. I wish you coulda seen your face when you was supposedly spittin out that loogie, priceless. Happy Dees name pretty much says it all, don’t date no mo drug dealers mkay!  side note your friend is cute as hell, real talk fellahs that girl was real nice on the eyes. Dig’s cousin is cool as fk! meet a few mo folks all good people. It was cool time. Haze slept and knocked the fk out round 7:30 . Night ended watching the entire season of Martin. Went home next day it was good chill time.

Main Street @ 1:02 pm

All you can do at this point is…LOL

naj 52 comments

Life is a trip…on the first official day of Black History Month my old job decided to let the one brother who broke the color barrier in their whole marketing department go on some sneaky shit.  So I’ve been unemployed since then.  As a matter of fact I sent so many online applications out, that I probably applied for the same positions several times over.  I didn’t get a legitimate interview for SEVEN MONTHS and when I finally got interviews, I had to wait for a month before some asshole in HR calls to say “unfortunately Mr. Brown, we decided to go with another candidate…”

For real, son?  You coulda told a nigga that shit after week 1 so I could have got some fresh air and not wait by the phone during your fuckin hours of operation, cocksucker!   

To make matters hella bad, the Commonwealth of PA decides due to all the niggas loafing off government benefits decides to only give unemployment compensation for 6 months, because as they say “the unemployment rate has not increased enough to warrant extensions”…

Yeah…of course the unemployment rate is down assholes- new McDonald’s and Wal-Marts are popping up cold sores on Mike Vick after he forgot his Valtrex…but I digress.

And right before I was considering pulling a Bobby Taylor and working at the post office (bonus points to anyone who knows that inside shit)…I get a call and a job offer.  I start work in November ironically around the corner from where I used to work. 

In the meantime, I got a temp job working for a cool company that actually serves beer to its employees on Friday afternoons in the cafeteria (yes Twin, even Coronas).  But why did I just hear they no longer need my services after today?…if I can find that storage where they keep the Coronas…I’m getting my severance…fuck that. 

Main Street @ 10:29 am

Double Dog Dare U!

willyjsimmons 4 comments

From corrine @ Talking Points Memo

The reality of it is he’s already chosen to go for the African American vote and do without the GLBT vote because nobody in the AA community will call Obama on this.

per that Obama/McClurkin shit I linked to yesterday.

It’s ‘hitting the fan’ today since Obama issued his statement ‘disagreeing’ with McClurkin’s personal views on ‘teh gheys’, with part of the debate centering around the ‘purity’ of a candidate. (holding the desired position on ALL issues, no signs of hypocrisy)

Obama defenders say he should get a pass because those are McClurkins (the church’s) views and not his own.

On the flip side, others are saying Obama’s statement isn’t enough.  That he should make the point of not providing any legitimacy to those who believe that homosexuality is a ‘choice’.

In the mix of it all is the revelation that Hillary is performing better amongst blacks and in particular black females than Obama, so this ‘Gospel Tour’ is just an attempt by Obama to re-certify his negro-pass.

I’m sure this will continue to evolve during the course of the week, so I’m hesitant to make any predictions at this point.  What I will do is answer corrine’s dare:

Obama, it’s willyj. Yeah whut up nigga, um, whuz up wit u and this McClurkin nigga mayne?  Man stop fuckin wit the black church homie. It’s them simple niggaz that cost us the 2000 election wit their bullshit. (I’m not discussing the voter fraud right now) Now that we got a nigga runnin for president, here comes the black church again to fuck shit up? Naw nigga WHUT ARE YOU DOING!!!???!!! Who on your campaign staff needs to be fired? You want me to do it?  Cuz I’ll do it nigga?

Fuck it, discuss.

Is This the New Trend?

October 22, 2007 Chevy Ced 84 comments

What’s up family? Long time since I’ve been on the block. But I got a question to the females mostly. If any of y’all deviant ass niggaz got an answer, help me too.

I was talking to this female yesterday. Now she my nigga. I’ve known her for about 4 months. And up until yesterday, I would’ve wagered that she was the most thorough female that I’ve ran across in the age range of 18-25. She’s in school double majoring in Marketing and Accounting. She has her own car paid off. Her own house. And more importantly, her own money…so I thought.

Yesterday, we’re at my spot having a lil cookout. So me and her got to talking about different things concerning relationships. And she revealed to me that she had a boyfriend. This kind of fucked me up. She’s never mentioned this dude before and she kicks it with me kind of hard on the side. I KNEW she was fucking somebody. She had to be fucking somebody. She was too sexy not to be fucking somebody. So I asked her how did the nigga feel bout her kicking it with me and my squad so hard. She said that she only sees the dude about twice a month. So I’m thinking that buddy must stay out of town right? Nah. This nigga stays right here in Savannah. This shit puzzled the fuck out of me.

Then she broke it down. This dude works on the docks. If you don’t know, them niggaz work down there make $80,000 a year at the MINIMUM. So them niggaz paid. She said that this nigga puts $2000 in her checking account every week. He takes her out one day a month for their anniversary. And in return she’s his freak one day out the month. She says she does ANYTHING this nigga wants her to. In my mind, this is high-class prostitution. But she says it’s not. Now she drops the other bomb. She’s been engaged to the nigga for 7 months. BUT she doesn’t wear the ring on the right finger. The ring is 6 carat diamond…that shit’s fly. I never knew it was an engagement ring.

So she says she knows he fucks other women. And she don’t give a fuck. She rationalizes this by saying that as long as she’s taken care of, she could care less. She says she wants for nothing and he ain’t a d-boy, so she’s happy. As long as no females confronts her, she says she’ll stay right there. And she says she WILL NOT fuck another nigga. She says that she won’t do it, because nine times out of 10, the other nigga ain’t goin be able to do what he does.

So I’m asking y’all women this, if your fiance is GIVING you $8000 a month AND buying you anything you want, would you let this nigga do whatever he wanted? Cause it’s looking like hard-working men who mean well are on their way out of style in MY eyes.

Main Street @ 8:44 am

Sit. Down. Niggaz.

October 19, 2007 willyjsimmons 8 comments

There has been a lot of drama this year surrounding HIPHOP. That shit we love. Is it a negative influence on our youth? On women? On society as a whole? Is it the cliche ‘reflection of society’, as it already exists?

Will I be cliche and say that maybe HIPHOP has become a combination of all those things? **existential is my forte**

Art, after all, is open to interpretation. Good, bad, indifferent, no matter what an artist’s intentions are the individual is free to interpret their own meaning from the work. (Hey Pepa swears she thought ‘Push It’ was about DANCING!! /sarcasm)

Given all that, the point at which ‘art’ and ‘reality’ diverge is in the everyday actions we as free thinking individuals make. Choice.
More…

In Yo Face Joe C!

willyjsimmons 4 comments

Joe Budden - Star Inside of Me

Joe can’t make ‘hit’ songs???

courtesy of that nigga.

Lots-o-shit over there for ya’ll to check out.

Oh, and Nas is comparing himself to Cornell West. **why lawd, why**

Apparently Nas IS attempting to call his album ‘Nigga’. (maybe even Nigger??)

**UPDATE**

I do believe I’m going to work on a longer piece discussing this ‘issue’… and the whole State-o-HIPHOP .

My turn, niggaz.

Downloads @ 9:57 am
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