I dont know if we have a topic for today or not, but can I just tell you how fucken annoying it is to come into work on a Friday morning and have some nosy bitch in your face telling you that you look mad about something just so she’ll have some shit to say? How the fuck about ‘good morning,’ little white girl? ‘Good morning’ works for most people. ‘Good morning’ also doesnt tend to get you cursed the fuck out on your way to get your morning coffee - especially when you say it without stopping to chat. It’s Friday, bitch, what would I be mad for? Ok, it shoulda been Saturday so I wouldnt have to wake up and come in this muthafucka, but hey, Im cool. Its cold like a witch’s nipple outside and I wish it was somewhere round 80, but its October in Canada, so I digress. But yes, there is one little thing I suppose I’m mad about that I really cant see a bright side to. You, little white girl, YOU! You and your bubbly Friday morning acne and wet-dog shower hair all up in my three feet of personal space before I can even get both feet square on the carpet. You, little white girl, should kill yourself.
*exhale*
Now.
Carry on.
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October 26, 2007 @ 8:29 am
Relax relate release, Twin….
But keep in mind that a black woman with “something on her mind” is the most dangerous person (next to the fat white kid who plays first-person shooter games too much) on earth.
That broad might have wanted to know what desk to hide under or when to take an early lunch.
October 26, 2007 @ 8:30 am
this is exactly how i feel today and everyday
October 26, 2007 @ 8:30 am
wow
While I agree that you have a point, however you do sound like your having a really bad day.
wanna E-HUG Boobie
October 26, 2007 @ 8:34 am
@CEC
I suggest when you feel this way, you fk first thing in the morning.
Bad breath, Crusty eyed and ashey knees. Just rollover, get on top and handle your business.
October 26, 2007 @ 8:36 am
Banga:
That needs to be a PSA…I bet Wifey wouldn’t be half as mad at her students if she took a ride on the Soul Train before she headed to class….
October 26, 2007 @ 8:37 am
Banga-
Roll over and fk who though? My man dont live with me LMAO
October 26, 2007 @ 8:40 am
cec Says:
October 26th, 2007 at 8:37 am e
Banga-
Roll over and fk who though? My man dont live with me LMAO
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thats when you text him to break you off before work like so!
Cec needs a quick fix cum asap!
Plan ahead, same way yall women do when there’s a victoria secret sale!
October 26, 2007 @ 8:43 am
Banga-
Roll over and fk who though? My man dont live with me LMAO…
*going back to erase my co-sign*
October 26, 2007 @ 8:44 am
The point is I wasnt mad to begin with. It was 8:27 in the damn morning and you, stringy haired Lily, are popping up like Beetlejuice when I literally JUST walked in the door - laptop still hangin off my shoulder, keys in hand, the whole nine. Its cold as fuck and my teeth are sensitive - should I have walked in with a cheshire grin? LOL
How bout leave me the fuck alone and let me wake all the way up before you start asking me questions… and what if I was mad about something? I wouldnt be tellin your ass about it, LOL.
I think there should be legislation that forbids any perky white people you are not married or otherwise related to from even breathing in your direction before 10am or your second cup of coffee, whichever comes first LOL.
October 26, 2007 @ 8:44 am
Since Naj is at home
Ima need a Maury Polvich Thread later on today!
October 26, 2007 @ 8:45 am
I hear what u saying banga but i think what me and dig need is to just punch someone and beat the shit out of them. I know for me i would feel better. Why cant i just randomly go up and just slap someone as hard as i can and then slap again cause they made my hand hurt??? Why??
October 26, 2007 @ 8:54 am
Banga, I’m about to head out in a minute…the corny Maury re-runs come on early in the day out here-the new shits come on in the afternoon.
The Judge Joe Brown was classic the other day though.
Nigga asked his “girlfriend” to cop him some 22’s for his truck, went into a WRITTEN agreement to pay her back but then decided not to pay her back because “they were a gift”….
JB…”Why you decide to not pay her back?”
Nigga: ‘Cause, they was a gift…it’s not like she paid $3000 up front for em, she made payments, so it really wasn’t $3000 for them rims”
JB: But you went into an agreement…
Nigga: We only went into an agreement when I told her she couldn’t stay at my crib no more…
JB: But ain’t that your girlfriend…
Nigga: Yeah…but we ain’t married….
Nigga moment of zen…
October 26, 2007 @ 8:55 am
IM sure Judge Brown stared into the camera on that one
October 26, 2007 @ 8:57 am
And dammit I purposely come in the door that exposes me to the fewest people between there and my desk, so it was just an all out violation on her part for even being in Area 51
October 26, 2007 @ 8:59 am
Black girls are just angry.
LMAOOOOOO!
Yeah I said it.
Good Mornting.
:razz:
October 26, 2007 @ 8:59 am
Twin:
As long as she didn’t say you had a “case of the Mondays”…’cause I have no bail money…
October 26, 2007 @ 9:02 am
Celts-Cavs…Preseason ball on the Worldwide leader tonight…
October 26, 2007 @ 9:07 am
Twin, had she said that, you wouldnt even get to hear about it til Monday LOL.
October 26, 2007 @ 9:07 am
@naj
Time?
October 26, 2007 @ 9:10 am
Willy…
7pm est
October 26, 2007 @ 9:10 am
As long as she didn’t say you had a “case of the Mondays”…’cause I have no bail money…
I get told that on Mondays…ooh someone has a case of the mondays…i wanna be no but i got a case of time to beatcho ass…come here so i can show u
October 26, 2007 @ 9:15 am
Maybe its me
but Cavs are gonna suck something special this yr
October 26, 2007 @ 9:16 am
Ah, I’ma watch that then.
October 26, 2007 @ 9:16 am
@Cec and DIG
I see its Smack a cracka friday
October 26, 2007 @ 9:18 am
I get told that on Mondays…ooh someone has a case of the mondays…i wanna be no but i got a case of time to beatcho ass…come here so i can show u
cec=Canadian Gangster…
October 26, 2007 @ 9:24 am
Oh boy…
So if ya’ll have been readin the shit about Obama **hint, hint**…
Ya’ll mighta heard a gay pastor had been invited onto the gospel tour, fine and dandy.
Now it turns out, dude is white.
http://www.keithboykin.com/arch/2007/10/24/not_a_smart
LMAO!
I swear to god, WHAT is goin on with this niggaz campaign?
October 26, 2007 @ 9:25 am
He tryin to lock down the 2016 campaign…Hillary is pullin away and we ain’t had a primary yet.
October 26, 2007 @ 9:30 am
LMAO!
October 26, 2007 @ 9:31 am
I think I wanna go, just to document the fuckery.
I could liveblog it.
October 26, 2007 @ 9:34 am
well dig, i can relate. i woke up mad for no reason today. just looking at people on some “why are you talking to me” shit all morning.
so i decided to do what works every other morning, so get some breakfast and spend some timeon the gossip sites looking for a reason to perk up a little… well i found it, so let me share..
cuuuurrrttttiiissssssssssssssss
October 26, 2007 @ 9:37 am
Show some courtesy Curtis.
October 26, 2007 @ 9:38 am
LMAO!
Im sorry but damnit how many of us have pictures of us sitting in that same damn chair? I know i do
October 26, 2007 @ 9:41 am
October 26, 2007 @ 9:41 am
That nigga looks like he doesn’t know how to smile.
Damn.
October 26, 2007 @ 9:54 am
He aint know then and he still dont now. Po child never learned
October 26, 2007 @ 10:18 am
cec- how about there is a pic of me in that chair with my sister on myspace? ALLLLL of us got one of them pics
October 26, 2007 @ 10:23 am
Have you seen my myspace pics…yep…same shit…’fro with the part too…
That pic and the infamous “babbling brook/river background”
October 26, 2007 @ 10:33 am
That pic and the infamous “babbling brook/river background”
No, “Autmun Leaves” LOL
October 26, 2007 @ 10:41 am
cec- how about there is a pic of me in that chair with my sister on myspace? ALLLLL of us got one of them pics
October 26, 2007 @ 10:56 am
@Naj
Budden just responded
its on allhiphop.com
Its officially over
he fking murdered Ransom
check this link
Its bad Real bad
I mean seriously bad he fkin roasted him
one line he spits:
He used work at Home depot, thats why he raps about tools!
listen here
http://allhiphop.com/blogs/multimedia__music/archive/2007/10/26/18793731.aspx
October 26, 2007 @ 10:59 am
That pic and the infamous “babbling brook/river background”
i never had that pic.. but we had the “shadow box” pics. you know in the bottom corner is you facing camera, and in the backrouns is a shadow of your face in profile… totally 80’s
October 26, 2007 @ 11:11 am
I rear ended a car this morning…
I tell you, I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!”
So I said, “Well…. Which one ARE you then?”
That’s how the fight started……
October 26, 2007 @ 11:14 am
I rear ended a car this morning…
I tell you, I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!”
So I said, “Well…. Which one ARE you then?”
That’s how the fight started……
Wait a minute….he looked up at u LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
October 26, 2007 @ 11:21 am
Britney gets positive album review.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20071025/music-review-britney-spears/
October 26, 2007 @ 11:23 am
Okay, I think Ransom is done.
October 26, 2007 @ 11:27 am
He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!”
So I said, “Well…. Which one ARE you then?”
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Now see if that was me who said that, I would be all kindsa wrong
October 26, 2007 @ 11:29 am
That’s it, i need to log off this damn computer right NOW…
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I rear ended a car this morning…
I tell you, I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!”
So I said, “Well…. Which one ARE you then?”
That’s how the fight started……
October 26, 2007 @ 11:31 am
willyjsimmons Says:
October 26th, 2007 at 11:23 am e
Okay, I think Ransom is done.
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Joey fkin killed his ass hard!!!
that shit is just uncalled for
there’s no need to air someone out like that!
Joe is sick!
funny people really think Wayne can fk wit Joe
Wayne will get killed!