I found this at another website. I thought it was crazy, so I asked my lil cousin bout this shit. They confirmed the real meaning of “Superman Dat Ho”. THIS….IS….THE….FUTURE.
“Do y’all really know what “Superman Dat Ho” means? I know I didn’t and the answer is some of the most shocking and funniest sh*t I’ve heard since I first learned what a “Dirty Sanchez” is or when my boy told me about “Riding The Bull”. So here’s the deal. Most dudes (myself included) have been in the situation when you’ve been trying all night to sleep with a certain young lady. Y’all have been messing around for hours and you’ve tried everything from “I’ll still respect you in the morning” to “Just let me put the head in” but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car trunk. Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soldija Boy, now’s>>>> the time to give up and “Superman Dat Ho”!!! I’ll try to keep this as clean as possible for those of you who read this at work :-) So basically, you let her fall asleep and you commence to “take things into your own hands”, you know, make it a party for one! Hopefully you catch my drift by now. You then “release” on her back while she’s sleeping. Next, you take the sheets and cover her up with your little soldiers still on her back. What happens next is actually the funny part! Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry and wind up sticking the sheet to that lovely lady’s back. When she awakens the next morning, she’ll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a cape! My friend, you have just Supermanned dat ho!!! She has a cape!!! Are you kidding me?!?! I came across this little jewel of information cuz my boy B-Hop found out from his teenage cousin! The dude, Soldija Boy, who sings this song is 16!!! What the hell is going on with youth! In the words of Jay-Z, “I’m afraid for the future…”"
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October 26, 2007 @ 9:41 am
smh…
October 26, 2007 @ 9:53 am
**deceased**
Make me go buy this lil niggaz album.
October 26, 2007 @ 10:15 am
ive heard this explanation b4 and it still makes me sick to my stomach …this generation is in trouble
October 26, 2007 @ 10:17 am
‘ive heard this explanation b4 and it still makes me sick to my stomach …this generation is in trouble’
I know it’s crazy.
But I’m doing it next time I’m with a female…even if I still fuck. I’m doing it.
October 26, 2007 @ 10:31 am
Crank dat thang now!
October 26, 2007 @ 10:33 am
This got me thinking…I’m wondering what “The Robo Cop” is now.
October 26, 2007 @ 10:51 am
I heard this at digs house
funny as fk!
October 26, 2007 @ 11:18 am
I turn you down cause I’m tired….and you not only put shit on my back, but mess up my nice sheets to boot?
Dudes just really want to force a woman to cut them…
October 26, 2007 @ 11:19 am
‘Dudes just really want to force a woman to cut them…’
Yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!