SOHH Over It!

Conservatives Explained?

October 10, 2007 willyjsimmons

 

If you haven’t heard anything about the dust-up over Bush’s veto of S-CHIP, it’s some truly amazing (not really, I think I’ve known conservatives aren’t worth a god damn for a long time now, but anywho… stuff.

But here I think I’ve found a reasonable explanation as to why ‘conservatives’ react this way:

39. On October 10th, 2007 at 12:55 pm, biggerbox said:

 

The power of the Frosts, which is why the Malikiniks must crush them, is that they are the Republican archetype of the common man. If THEY need government programs to get by, then the whole right-wing mythos is in question.

He is a craftsman, he works with his hands making things. He’s not a rich stockbroker or an effete intellectual. He tried to get ahead by starting his own small business. He had a big family, and drove an SUV. He isn’t some urban Double-Income No Kids type in a Prius. His wife has a part-time job.
But still, they have a hard time making ends meet, and when that ’safe’ SUV slid on a patch of ice and wrapped itself around a tree, they had two kids with brain damage and a life of hospitals, special ed, and bills.

Uh-oh. Maybe we DO need government. Maybe deserving people who do the Right Things need help. Maybe America isn’t working so well after all. Maybe … it could happen to ME!

No wonder they rush to prove that the Frosts are a fraud, that their story is a lie, that their son’s story can’t be true. Because, if it IS true, it’s too powerful, and it means they are wrong, and about a lot more than S-CHIP.

Sounds about right…

I would just like to add… FUCK BUSH, FUCK MICHELLE MALKIN, FUCK RUSH LIMBAUGH, AND FUCK YO COUCH YOU PUNK ASS BASTARDS!!!

 

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