Because I love Robin Williams (him being my 2nd fav actor of all time, Tom Hanks being the first) I found this to be hilarious. Maybe you all will feel the same. Toodles!
You gotta love Robin Williams……
Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.
Robin Williams’s plan… (Hard to argue with this logic!)
“I see a lot of people yelling for peace,
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here’s one plan.
1) “The US will apologize to the world for our ‘interference’ in their affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those ‘good ole boys;’ we will never ‘interfere’ again.
2) “We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) “All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They’re illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) “All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) “No foreign ’students’ over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a D, and it’s back home, baby.
6) “The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) “Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-produci ng countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) “If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not ‘interfere.’ They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything
9) “Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) “All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us ‘Ugly Americans’ any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE.”
“Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?”
“The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying, ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses’ She’s got a baseball bat, and she’s yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’ ”
If you agree with the above, forward
it to friends…If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!! GOD BLESS AMERICA
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September 27, 2007 @ 11:24 am
‘They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need.’
Damn.
September 27, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
Number 7 is the one I like the most…after about 3 weeks muthafukkas was be dying to sell that shit at 10$ a pop….
September 27, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
Mhmmm i mean its completely fictious but shoot it aint a bad idea. If we could mind our own bidness and tend to the USA we may be alright
September 27, 2007 @ 12:52 pm
cec
The problem is…is that this makes perfect sense. An not only would it work but it would help alot of our problems as well…but politicians dont work in sense. There always have to be a problem so there is always room for them…
September 27, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
yeah- i’ve been wishing we could mind our own business for a while… just like that idiot in the street who stay causing drama but wanna complain that theres too much extra in thier life. well if you sit yo ass down in the house- that would alleviate at least a few of the problems
September 27, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
‘well if you sit yo ass down in the house- that would alleviate at least a few of the problems’
LMAO!
True dat.
September 27, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
As the board’s official former illegal alien…fuck y’all lol.
September 27, 2007 @ 1:06 pm
Cjp-
You are totally right. Americas problem has always been we have to be the best and known as the best. Always flexing out our chest. Instead of just being like “well dayum yall im sorry to hear that but we cant help”, we gotta go run and play saviour and what the politicians aint realizing is we got big shit going on right here, our own genecide everyday. But because we are the land of opportunity i often feel like they just dont give a shit …u know what i mean?
September 27, 2007 @ 1:07 pm
‘As the board’s official former illegal alien…fuck y’all lol.’
Oh CANADA!
September 27, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
I get what you’re saying cec- everybody else has always looked to the US like a Captain Save a Ho, but I really wonder if people would feel that way if we weren’t in Iraq, but we were in Darfur.
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Cjp-
You are totally right. Americas problem has always been we have to be the best and known as the best. Always flexing out our chest. Instead of just being like “well dayum yall im sorry to hear that but we cant help”, we gotta go run and play saviour and what the politicians aint realizing is we got big shit going on right here, our own genecide everyday. But because we are the land of opportunity i often feel like they just dont give a shit …u know what i mean?
September 27, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
I really wonder if people would feel that way if we weren’t in Iraq, but we were in Darfur.
Me…I dont give a damn where we are. Im not with that shit…Africa or Iraq i wouldnt care. I know its the mother land but Im fron TEXAS
September 27, 2007 @ 1:23 pm
So the genocide in Darfur…you’d look at that and go “Meh- they’ll figure it out.”… :?:
September 27, 2007 @ 1:30 pm
So the genocide in Darfur…you’d look at that and go “Meh- they’ll figure it out.”…
Jaeda
Whats going on over there in Darfur is completely fucked up…and America doing something about it would be a totally wonderful thing… But after we do something about it then what…what happens if the same thing then happens to KENYA or Ethiopia. If we do that we might as well be in Iraq as well. Its a terrible thing…but first we should fix this place then others.
September 27, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
“Meh- they’ll figure it out.”
Basically.
‘China is Sudan’s largest trading partner and the main foreign investor in Sudan’s oil industry. China National Petroleum Corp. has a 40 percent share in the international consortium extracting oil in Sudan, and it is building refineries and pipelines, enabling Sudan to benefit from oil export revenue since 1999.’
That’s why we ain’t going into Darfur…
Cuz China owns us.
September 27, 2007 @ 1:41 pm
Hey Chevy I just found out 60 lb wash up on Cumberland Island shore…
Any Ideas how it got there….
September 27, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
I get what you’re saying cec- everybody else has always looked to the US like a Captain Save a Ho, but I really wonder if people would feel that way if we weren’t in Iraq, but we were in Darfur
No cause they got sense enough to be like “uhuh we going thru some things right now, my bad”. When we first started this war we was looking pretty solo for a minute. Everybody was hecking they caller ids like, “damnit its america, i knew them niggas was gone call asking do we got hey back”.
September 27, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
‘Any Ideas how it got there…’
Now see…
why niggaz gotta be involved?
September 27, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
Now see…
why niggaz gotta be involved?
Im just saying…
September 27, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
so eating applesauce with chucks of cookie dough in it and thinking its delicious… that could be attributed to what exactly? (no pregnancy cravings) isnt eating odd things a sign your lacking a vitamin or something?
September 27, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
‘applesauce with chucks of cookie dough in it’
And grape jelly is a problem?
September 27, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
so eating applesauce with chucks of cookie dough in it and thinking its delicious… that could be attributed to what exactly? (no pregnancy cravings) isnt eating odd things a sign your lacking a vitamin or something?
Yes usually that is the case P. But sometimes your body just want both. Have a lil fun
September 27, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
willy-becasue i’ve TRIED grape jelly- my mother actually attempted to raise me on it- but i decided against it after i attempted to palate it.. you havent even ATTEMPTED applesauce and cookie dough!
September 27, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
yeah cec, i guess… but even while i was eating it, i was saying to myslef- “self, you have problems”
September 27, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
I have that same conversation with myself everyday.
No Cecily, im serious boo, u got issues
ok see yall later
September 27, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
so eating applesauce with chucks of cookie dough in it and thinking its delicious…
Um am I still drunk….or is that you Persia.(God please dont let me be still drunk)
September 27, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
cjp- nah, its me.. i’m having some problems
September 27, 2007 @ 3:05 pm
You’re probably deficient, but damned if I know what it is lol. Enjoy yourself and try not to make it a habit lol.
September 29, 2007 @ 11:50 am
Robin WIlliams for Prez!!!