I hope everyone here had a good weekend. I hoped you did everything you wanted to do this weekend.
My weekend was crazy. I got off work Friday at 5. I’m getting a phone call to come to Atlanta at 5:15 to meet Jason Geter, that’s T.I.’s manager. Got to Atlanta around 9:30. Was supposed to meet with this cat at 10, but this dude ain’t show up til 11. The hour wait wasn’t bad, but when you decide to call a meeting with someone driving from out of town, try to have your ass in place. But I talked to this dude about some management strategies, so the knowledge was worth the drive/wait. And cjp, how come you never told me how hype that club, The Ritz, is off Old National? If you’re in Atlanta (the College Park area), check it out.
Saturday found me getting back in Savannah at 1. I now know that I have the stupidest luck possible. It was 80 degrees here with no clouds in the sky. How the fuck did a tree fall on my apartment? In the middle of the fucking day…a tree falls on my apartment…while I’m in the bedroom getting head. How can it get any dumber? My paranoid ass was thinking that it was somebody kicking in my front door. I knew it wasn’t police, cause I didn’t hear all the “freeze…don’t make a move…get on the ground” type shit. So what do I do? Grab the SK out the closet and let loose 22 rounds into the bedroom, kitchen, and living room walls. Terrible. When the landlord, fire department, and police came, all they could tell me was ‘damn’. I know…terrible…I must get better. And old girl was bout her shit too. She grabbed the .9mm and let loose one or two shots as well. Gangsta bitch indeed. And I learned from the last lesson, renter’s insurance is a MUST. Good thing I had it.
I ran into that nigga Juvenile Saturday night. I like dude and all, but he’s about washed up. Cool nigga either way. I was in his ‘Ha’ video back in the day, and that nigga still cool as shit. And for what it’s worth, he said out of HIS mouth, that the Hot Boys will be getting back together. I’ve heard Wayne and Baby say it, but I don’t believe them dudes. And I don’t believe Juvenile either. I gotta hear B.G. say it for me to believe it all the way.
I went to church Sunday. And let me say this…the baddest broads in Savannah aren’t in the clubs. They’re in church. And the message was that women need to learn the difference between submissive and letting men run over them. Good shit preacher man. Tampa Bay won yesterday, tying us for 1st place in the NFC South. If we beat Carolina next week, I think we’re playoff bound. Brett Farve is the shit, fuck what you think. The Eagles looked crazy as hell with them old school jerseys on. But I got a pair of AirMax that fit with that jersey so well. And I won $75 on the Bears-Cowboys game.
And who has ever threw up while they were having sex? I haven’t either, but this broad last night did. I’m hitting her from the back…she says she feels me all the way in her stomach…about two minutes later, she’s throwing up. I guess I moved some internal organs around too much. *self high-five*
What the fuck did y’all do?
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September 24, 2007 @ 9:51 am
I got invited to the Ritz but I havent went yet… But i have heard that its nice.
September 24, 2007 @ 10:31 am
oh chevy chevy chevy…. i’m going to get fired fuckin around reading your shit. but i’m glad to renters insu covers gunshot holes. i never read my policy that closely before.
and yes, it is possbile to throw up during sex (dont ask me how i know) usually has to do with liquor and the angle- but yeah, its possbile and if you suceed in doing it (not on a chick so drunk that you knew she was gonna blow eventually) i would say yup, its nasty- but you did your job to gold star status.
September 24, 2007 @ 10:39 am
Thanks persia for recognizing my gold star status. *fist pump*
But the broad doesn’t drink or smoke. I can’t blame this one on the liquor…at least not this time.
September 24, 2007 @ 11:29 am
Damn nigga….
Trees coming from the heavens…..
Niggas going to church after making broads chuck up babies….
Lettin off shots in the crib…..
You need a camera crew and 4 hail marys ….
My weekend sounds like elevator music compared to that shit….
September 24, 2007 @ 11:43 am
‘Grab the SK out the closet and let loose 22 rounds into the bedroom, kitchen, and living room walls.’
Well damn.
This nigga…
LMAO!
All I did was go paintballin yesterday.
Got a bachelor party on Saturday…so next weekend is mines niggaz!
We’re going to the BYOB jawn too, so we’re gonna be all kinds of fucked up.
I’m fallin in luv wit a skripper. Guaranteed.
September 24, 2007 @ 11:59 am
‘Damn nigga….
Trees coming from the heavens…..
Niggas going to church after making broads chuck up babies….
Lettin off shots in the crib…..
You need a camera crew and 4 hail marys ….’
Who you telling? Not every weekend is eventful anymore, but when it goes down…..it goes down! Can you imagine how stupid I felt after shooting up own house?
willyj:
hahaha @ you falling in love with strippers.
September 24, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
‘Can you imagine how stupid I felt after shooting up own house?’
LMAO!
That’s some youtube worthy shit man…
September 24, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
A Tree?
Homie you got some Luck for real…..
September 24, 2007 @ 12:28 pm
You know who gets a gold star? The broad who was toppin you off, and still managed to let off a couple a rounds-after the tree bandits came through.
Yes, Chevy….I’m glad you did decide to get that insurance…
I’m a need you to not do your own “Life Comes at you fast” commercials, homie.
September 24, 2007 @ 12:45 pm
Hmmmmmm,
What did I do this weekend? Got my hair done, got into a big ass argument with my beautician, made up the next day….inticed my boyfriend to come over and help me pack up my apartment. Got the shit fucked outta me like 3 times on Saturday…..got up on Sunday laid around, went to an OES meeting….went back to my boyfriend’s house and watched the Cowboys massacre the Bears…all in all.. I didnt really do nothing!
Wud up everybody!!!!
September 24, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
Wait he’s back as the boyfriend again?…
Y’all niggas like Bobby and Whitney minus the crack and the beatdowns…
September 24, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
‘Y’all niggas like Bobby and Whitney minus the crack and the beatdowns…’
September 24, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
naj Says:
September 24th, 2007 at 12:49 pm e
Wait he’s back as the boyfriend again?…
Y’all niggas like Bobby and Whitney minus the crack and the beatdowns…
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Thats why I just fuck em and tell them to call it what they want….
September 24, 2007 @ 1:13 pm
Thats why I just fuck em and tell them to call it what they want….
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Ive been told that if you give a chick an options she will always choose the right one…
September 24, 2007 @ 1:41 pm
‘Ive been told that if you give a chick an options she will always choose the right one…’
No.
LMAO!
September 24, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
‘You know who gets a gold star? The broad who was toppin you off, and still managed to let off a couple a rounds-after the tree bandits came through.’
Maybe I’m high as hell, but this is too funny. ‘The tree bandits’ my nigga?
But yeah, I respect old girl’s G though. She got upgraded to 3rd string with the move she pulled Saturday afternoon.
Ghetto broads/hoodrats UP!
September 24, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
LMAOOOOOOOOO!
Damn Chevy, I come in unannounced and you got your feet on the table
Thats some funny shit. And yeah, it is possible to upchuck in the middle of an ep - and like P, dont ask me how I know LOL.
September 24, 2007 @ 1:45 pm
Ew…
LMAO!
September 24, 2007 @ 1:47 pm
You know who gets a gold star? The broad who was toppin you off, and still managed to let off a couple a rounds-after the tree bandits came through.’
Maybe I’m high as hell, but this is too funny. ‘The tree bandits’ my nigga?
I was still sleepy as hell when I wrote it…fair enough…
September 24, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
See I know I ain’t sht
cuz
if a tree fell while I was fkin I woulda assumed its cuz Im the sht!
Second unless some drops a nuclear warhead or my moms bust in the room
Im not stoppin gettin my dk sucked for nobody My exterminator could be sprayin pesticide
im not moving
Pintch my nose wit some tweesers and keep the party going
September 25, 2007 @ 8:44 am
LMAO Chevy (and yes im late) but u a fool. I laughed at least 20 minutes off the fact of the tree fallin and u letting off a few rounds in your house. that shit was hilarious, i can NOT believe u did that
September 25, 2007 @ 9:43 am
I promise cec, I’m going to write a book bout my life one day. That shit will be the funniest shit EVER.
A lot of days I wonder what the fuck has to be going on for me just to live a regular life. I couldn’t make it up if I wanted to.
September 25, 2007 @ 9:45 am
And ill but the book cause that was funny. You aint alone though, i was just telling P i must be on candid camera cause the things that happen in my life happen to only me.