Because I’m still unemployed :cry: I have time to kill while waiting for these fucks to call a nigga back. Being in an empty house means you start getting into the snacks…so fuck it…I’m a go downtown and take a walk. What passed through my head as I walked?
*A lot of people wearing black, supporting the Jena 6 cause. I wonder if they realize this type a shit happens EVERY DAY (no Slick Rick) in the South. Right now there’s probaly a Shreveport 3, a Mobile 8, and a Talahassee 4…I’m just sayin…
*That’s a lot of muhfuckas going into one town to protest…ain’t enough bathrooms…but as much money as people spent…bail perhaps (Ihadno and Willy using common sense) or even the defense fund would have done good too.
*I love this broad in front of me wearing this tight black shit…she’s supporting the cause by smuggling two of the Jena 6 in her blouse and two more in the back of her skirt…black power!
*Philly offers more free Wi-fi hotspots than any other major city in the U.S. (when they work), but why is the only one you have downtown in Love Park where the homeless people and pigeons (and homeless pigeons) congregate? Is this toothless nigga gonna ask can he check ebay for TV boxes? Is this crazy bitch with the blanket gonna ask me to burn a copy of that new Keyshia Cole?
*Donovan McNabb…can’t win for losing ol Mr Potato Head ass nigga…The true cracka ass cracka has come out of some of these Eagles fans, and the worst thing you could do is…lose. Yes…you actually hear white folks on the streets now saying “he shoulda kept his mouth shut”… White sheets in the Pro Shop at Lincoln Financial Field by October.
*So I bump in to Twin (who sends her “hellos”
…and as we stand on 13th street, we notice that 1 out of every 3 chicks that walk by is pregnant. Damn. She decides to not drink the water and I decide to wrap my dick in mothballs and send it to a fallout shelter until this boils over. I’m scared to dance at the club now…
*To the assholes who thought it was cool to bring back that 80’s shit with them box fades…cut that shit out. Too many GROWN ASS MEN in their 30’s and 40’s boxin that shit out up top. How did you feel in 1987 when your old ass uncle came over with that box fade with the blonde shit dyed in? An ass right? Think about your kids, cuz…go to the caesar and play your Eric B and Rakim remastered CDs like the rest of us.
I know Willy will already hate it, but here’s that Jay-Z Blue Magic jawn …I hope he doesn’t go overboard with the drug references…it’ll be like 50 shooting 10 nigga too many on Curtis…
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September 21, 2007 @ 9:09 am
Okay so, this Jay-Z shit is a concept album…hmmmm…as long as it’s better than the one that dropped in July-TIP, I’m still disappointed at your alter ego, homie.
September 21, 2007 @ 9:14 am
‘Is this crazy bitch with the blanket gonna ask me to burn a copy of that new Keyshia Cole?’
LMAO!
I can’t even comment on that Jay-Z… like, it’s ‘inspired’ by the movie, but it’s not the soundtrack…but the movie is about heroin and he’s talking about cookin crack?
An entire album of that…
September 21, 2007 @ 9:19 am
Nah it ain’t “I’m Bout It”…but there will be no “show me what you got” on there…I don’t think Ridley Scott woulda signed on for just New Jack City 1972…
I think that’s Jay’s challenge to make it conceptual with out it being just about pushin weight. Because I got the Clipse to do that (well) for me.
September 21, 2007 @ 9:27 am
The he’s in for one hellauva challenge then…
cuz that song wasn’t even hot.
September 21, 2007 @ 9:41 am
What up everybody……………….
Naj, I see you getting your tourist on in your own city. I do the same thing from time to time in the Chi…always some new shit to be discovered!!!!
September 21, 2007 @ 9:50 am
Oh shit!
That’s THE Trissa?…
Thanks for my shout out last week…you know light niggas blush easier…
September 21, 2007 @ 9:56 am
*waiting for my titty hug*
September 21, 2007 @ 10:15 am
They been blastin that bullshit Jay song all week right along with that sorry ass GET MONEY remix. I don’t see why this nigga needs another album. I would much rather prefer a DefJam Rockafella album with Beans,Nas,Jay,Kanye etc. I think most would prefer a project like that. Its sad that I would feel that way about Jay but he ain’t spittin like he used to… I don’t care what nobody says.
September 21, 2007 @ 10:16 am
mornin- I’ll have to download it after work; how is the IT department going to skimp on mixer devices…wtf?
September 21, 2007 @ 10:21 am
LMAO @ homeless pigeons
September 21, 2007 @ 10:25 am
To the assholes who thought it was cool to bring back that 80’s shit with them box fades…cut that shit out. Too many GROWN ASS MEN in their 30’s and 40’s boxin that shit out up top. How did you feel in 1987 when your old ass uncle came over with that box fade with the blonde shit dyed in? An ass right? Think about your kids, cuz…go to the caesar and play your Eric B and Rakim remastered CDs like the rest of us
I totally agree with this. There is a guy that work in the parking garage here, that i swear look like, i think his name is Michael Davenport from Waiting to Exhale (u know that fat guy that was doing it to Robin) …he think he look good with his box and his black shades. All i can do is roll my eyes.
September 21, 2007 @ 10:28 am
If my hair would grow…
fuck ya’ll, I’d be boxin my shit up!
September 21, 2007 @ 10:29 am
Jay-Z = No Comment
Niggas bringing back the 80′ with box fades = Damn shame
homeless pigeon = WTF
*Plays dookie from Green Day shakes head. Whats up yall
September 21, 2007 @ 10:30 am
If my hair would grow…
fuck ya’ll, I’d be boxin my shit up!
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Niggas….
September 21, 2007 @ 10:32 am
LMAO!
I’m sayin…
but the ‘baldie’ is all I can manage now.
Not to the razor yet, but if my hair would grow, nigga…
fuck around and get an scurl too.
September 21, 2007 @ 10:39 am
LMAOOOO at Willy
U better NOT get a Scurl
September 21, 2007 @ 10:42 am
Dudes up here are rockin the dookie ropes, multi color Adidas & all that now…
Off top, I can’t say anything bad about a dookie rope. That shit makes ANYTHING better…it’s the like salt n pepper of jewelery.
But the small jeans and colorful tennis I can’t get with.
September 21, 2007 @ 10:43 am
fuck around and get an scurl too.
See this is why OJ still gets into shit…cause of shit like this. A damn SCurl….You do know that how the whole entire DeBarge Family fell off
September 21, 2007 @ 10:47 am
‘You do know that how the whole entire DeBarge Family fell off’
It was the drugs?
LMAO!
I’ma listen to the debarge compilation when I get home.
September 21, 2007 @ 10:53 am
It was the drugs?
Mixed with the jucies from the SCurl…. dangerous combo.
September 21, 2007 @ 10:56 am
Soul Glo>SCurl
September 21, 2007 @ 11:10 am
@naj and cic
’song is dope, anybody who says different is a moron.’ - eskay
that’s why we have ‘issues’.
LMAO!
September 21, 2007 @ 11:17 am
Here you go Naj…go ahead and get your free feel…squeeze hard!!!
Oh, damn that feels good! Ok, I’m out now!
September 21, 2007 @ 11:28 am
ciceroe:
You mean you don’t like the nuthugger straight-leg jeans? how shocking!
September 21, 2007 @ 11:28 am
Conichiwhah muthafkas
whats good trissa
fk u been up 2
September 21, 2007 @ 11:32 am
@Jaeda
Try telling them boys they aint fly. They rock them hanging off the ass too. I think at 24, I’m starting to finally feel my age on this one, cuz that’s some shit I just *dont* get.
Yo…why didn’t you just buy a bigger size?
September 21, 2007 @ 11:35 am
Banga what’s good?
September 21, 2007 @ 11:40 am
that’s that “European” cut lol… you see it all the TIME here, trying to put their hands in their pockets, and finally giving up when only the tips fit in
September 21, 2007 @ 11:40 am
Store run!
September 21, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
hey hey hey….
naj- watch out for them pigeons- one shitted blue on my car yeserday like his viens pumped blueberry schnapps, not t cells.. i thought i got bombed with paintballs. never know where them crazy blue shitting pigeons migrate to- nahmean?
willy-if oyu get a s-curl, i’ll throw on a braided head band and some la gears and rock out witcha
and grab me some mike n ikes from the store! (please)
September 21, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
P-
ok i still eat mike & ikes….am i wrong :???:
September 21, 2007 @ 12:11 pm
NO! I really meant bring me some mike & ikes. not at all a link to the 80’s shit… them little delectible bundles of sugary goodness are SPLENDIFERIOUS!!!!!
September 21, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
Sorry…
no candy.
Unless…
nevermind.
September 21, 2007 @ 12:30 pm
Lemonheads nigga
Boston Bake beans…and of course Now&Laters….green apple nigga.
September 21, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
Naj:
Crank Dat Retarded Man…lol You are super iggnant. The homeless and Keyshia Cole? hmmmmmmm they need Mr. Wendell or sumthing!
Jay & Skateboard P….hmmmmmmm not really feeling it - especially not for the movie! Gone fuck around that this shit is gonna be “The Best of Both Worlds” Part Duece: The Movie Edition… :sad:
September 21, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
LMAO at Persia’s piegon tales…it was kinda hard to sit in Love Park (which is where the famous “Love” statue is) with all the pigeon shit it…if it can murk a bridge in Minnesota, it’s potent enough to ruin my day….
*funny ass moment*
So the news correspondent from channel 3 was shooting in front of the Love statue (probably commenting about the weather)….and this woman in the all white short set with the short “I used to be Prom Queen” hairdo kept waiting for the reporter to let her in the shot….imagine you trying to do a straight piece and a smoker rockin the dirty short set is smiling at you like the snaggletooth puma from the Bugs Bunny cartoons…
I swear as soon as the camera stopped rolling, she said “let’s get the fuck outta here”….I’m glad she ain’t wanna check her Black Planet account on my shit
September 21, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
What y’all niggas know about the Cherry Chans?
September 21, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
Did we mention “alexander the grape” yet???
September 21, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
I’m glad she ain’t wanna check her Black Planet account on my shit
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. snaggletooth puma…
:mrgreen:
September 21, 2007 @ 1:08 pm
1 lump or 2, nigga!
Oh shit… Alexander the Grape!
Back when nowlaters (one word) came 5 in a pack for 10 cents…walk in w/ a dollar, walk out w/ a cavity…good times.
September 21, 2007 @ 1:31 pm
@Naj…
“3 or 4″…..
September 21, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
I never could get used to Philly although I like hanging out there. I lived in Chester for a little over a year but one thing I did like about Philly were the abundance of shi shi foo foo women with head wraps and jesus sandals.
September 21, 2007 @ 1:39 pm
’shi shi foo foo women with head wraps and jesus sandals.’
Andre 3 Stacks and Common would disagree…
September 21, 2007 @ 1:39 pm
Might as well throw DOC in there too.
September 21, 2007 @ 1:41 pm
Andre 3 Stacks and Common would disagree…
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Hey, hey…..A little Erykah Badu aint hurt nobody…hell it may have helped Common crossover to mainstream
September 21, 2007 @ 1:46 pm
A little Erykah Badu aint hurt nobody…
SHiiiiiiiiitttttttt…. That chick will have you fucked up. Andre was in a Braves Jersey one day and a Drum Major the next…
September 21, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
‘Andre was in a Braves Jersey one day and a Drum Major the next…’
I think he was an alien first doe, then drum major.
LMAO!
September 21, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
I think the pussy is marinating in them special oils and shit…which is why you always see the decent neo-soul jawns booed up…
September 21, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
‘I think the pussy is marinating in them special oils and shit’
*dead*
September 21, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
@Willy
thats what happens when negro’s fk wit Erikah Badu!
September 21, 2007 @ 1:50 pm
Yeah, Dre had that Johnny Quest moment first, Baduism pushed that nigga past the eccentiric line…
Little headwrap voice was like…
“put them jeans down, cop those sheepskin pants from the costume spot across the street nigga!”
September 21, 2007 @ 1:50 pm
OH YEAH
GO PATS
September 21, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
Shit, sign me up.
I’ll be rockin the dashiki in a heartbeat.
Ain’t fuckin wit no soy products doe.
September 21, 2007 @ 1:52 pm
“put them jeans down, cop those sheepskin pants from the costume spot across the street nigga!”
September 21, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
@naj
I don’t know what it is bout that bitches punani
but brovas lose all color coordination and common sense
cuz that bitch had common rockin mismatch knited clothes
Badu nickname should be “The Shrooms!”
September 21, 2007 @ 1:54 pm
naj Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 1:48 pm
I think the pussy is marinating in them special oils and shit…which is why you always see the decent neo-soul jawns booed up…
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naw, that;s that D-Town puss…it’s hypnotizing….you better ask somebody……
September 21, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
cuz that bitch had common rockin mismatch knited clothes
Badu nickname should be “The Shrooms!”
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LOL!!!!! You stupid….So I take it none of ya’ll would fuck wit her?
September 21, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
I never dealt with a Philly broad…it’s something I like about them though. Mad chicks up there with the dreads…bead bracelets, burning incense & shit….
I’m with it.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:01 pm
naw, that;s that D-Town puss…it’s hypnotizing….you better ask somebody……
Nigga quit it….
September 21, 2007 @ 2:02 pm
I guess that why its best that I dont meet Jill Scott cause Im gone off ole girl already…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
cjp Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 12:30 pm e
Lemonheads nigga
Boston Bake beans…and of course Now&Laters….green apple nigga.
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step your candy game up.. them shits are all nasty
*hands over ghetoo pass*
September 21, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
^Strong candidate for this years “Sexiest Big Girl” award.
I’d dig her out.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
naw, that’s that D-Town puss…it’s hypnotizing….you better ask somebody……
Word, Triss?…no wonder they film Cheaters there…niggas can’t get enough!
Shit even JR Ewing was fuckin up every now and again.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Somebody say Jill Scott!!!??
LMAO!
She’s MINESSSSSSSSS!
Ya’ll niggaz better ease up off my boo!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
And madd Merit Badges to naj on that album homie.
‘All I’ is now officially my shit.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
Word, Triss?…no wonder they film Cheaters there…niggas can’t get enough!
Shit even JR Ewing was fuckin up every now and again.
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I’m still tying to fight off the barber and my boyfriend…and shit I dont want neither one…
They act like I got crack betwen my legs or something….
September 21, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
I guess that why its best that I dont meet Jill Scott cause Im gone off ole girl already…
Yeah she talk enough shit to wake a dead man up…
You know what though Cic….you don’t see a lot of those neo soul sistas walking around…because they’ve stuck to the college campuses, and the bandwagon style chicks are now rockin that rock star shit now…which is still cool…although some chicks can’t do the mohawk look right.
Tip of 2007…don’t cut your shit off on the sides if you’re not cute. Now it’s too late and you’ll spend half the year in that “awkward hair growth stage trying to grow enough to weave it up…be careful ladies.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
^O shit…that’s going way back right there when Damon Wayans was still funny.
Who was yall’s favorite character on the show?
I gotta say it’s a tie between ‘Frenchie’ and ‘Homey the Clown.’
September 21, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
So ya’ll think Jill sexy? Even though she “overweight”….
Just an idle question…some guys be like she sexy, other be like she too damn fat……
September 21, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
‘I’m still tying to fight off the barber and my boyfriend…’
That book readin nigga??
No Trissa, no.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
although some chicks can’t do the mohawk look right.
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Chuuuuuuuuuch!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
I’m still tying to fight off the barber and my boyfriend…and shit I dont want neither one…
They act like I got crack betwen my legs or something….
If I only had a time machine…..
I need a DeLorean, some plutonium, 1.21 gigawatts and some Popeyes w/ a side of red beans…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
‘So ya’ll think Jill sexy? Even though she “overweight”….’
Hell.Yes.
And her voice is just…
lemme stop.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
“Just an idle question…some guys be like she sexy, other be like she too damn fat……”
Both. But she’s sexy enough to where I’d fully support her getting in on some Celebrity Fit Club.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:15 pm
@Naj
You forgot flux capacitors fam.
The fuck if I know what they do…but Marty McFly & Doc said we need some, and some things just aren’t meant to be questioned.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
Willy:
If you only knew all the shit that has popped up…I got a lil cut at the job, well actually like dudes at the job…plus the boyfriend and the barber….its alot of stff…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
Willy “big boo lovin”….
Trissa…
I’ve handled a big girl before…it wasn’t sloppy though…some chicks reach 200 and forget to shave, wear flattering clothes and throw that shit on…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
‘Who was yall’s favorite character on the show?’
Prolly Bonita Butrell. Fire Marshall Bill was good shit too.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
Naj,
Baby just come as you are…well do bring the Popeye’s…let me stop playing
September 21, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
You forgot flux capacitors fam.
The fuck if I know what they do…but Marty McFly & Doc said we need some, and some things just aren’t meant to be questioned.
*nodding head in approval*
September 21, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
So ya’ll think Jill sexy? Even though she “overweight”….
Just an idle question…some guys be like she sexy, other be like she too damn fat……
Man Jill Scott is sexy as hell…. and when she smiles WOOOOOOOOOOO
LOL@naj
Tryna fuck with the space time continum….
September 21, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
‘Willy “big boo lovin”’
LMAO!
And I still miss the big jawn from a few weeks back that I met at the homegirl’s birthday party…
damn shame.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
Trissa…
I’ve handled a big girl before…it wasn’t sloppy though…some chicks reach 200 and forget to shave, wear flattering clothes and throw that shit on…
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You look like you would enjoy a big girl…Just the look in your eye. Plus you little too… most little gyus did a big girl..
‘more cushion for the pushin’
September 21, 2007 @ 2:20 pm
‘and when she smiles WOOOOOOOOOOO’
Man stop.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:21 pm
@Triss
….and most big girls like fucking with skinny dudes.
This is experience talking.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:22 pm
we talkin flux capacitors? i have one in my basement… i’d be willing to part with it for a price…..
September 21, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
willyjsimmons Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 1:51 pm e
Shit, sign me up.
I’ll be rockin the dashiki in a heartbeat.
Ain’t fuckin wit no soy products doe.
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Normally I’d say you my nga ain’t sht and proud of it.
But in this bitches case
if she breaks out some Frankensence and Murr
DON’T INHALE
September 21, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
Cic:
I know right…I know I dont like no real big dudes…I;ve never have….I aint 200 pounds but I’m thick girl…and if your belly is rubbing up against mine…..EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw!All concentration is lost….and all moisture is gone
September 21, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
cic- not all of us.. i’ve never messed with a skinny dude.. i i feel like i could beat someone up faster than you, i can mess with it.. shame too.. y’all kinda cute sometimes lol
September 21, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
Am Saying Willy
Anytime I here “Is it the way” or “Cross my mind” Im gone….
September 21, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
Oct 3 – “Oprah” Appearance
Oct 4 – “Ellen” Appearance
Oct 4 – LA premiere of “Why Did I Get Married”
Oct 5 – “Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno” Appearance – Performance
Oct 8 – “Letterman” Appearance
there niggas go, Jill Scott BABAAAAAY!!!!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
But in this bitches case
if she breaks out some Frankensence and Murr
DON’T INHALE
Exactly….. that chick be setting more spells than them charmed bitches
September 21, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
cjp Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 2:17 pm e
So ya’ll think Jill sexy? Even though she “overweight”….
Just an idle question…some guys be like she sexy, other be like she too damn fat……
Man Jill Scott is sexy as hell…. and when she smiles WOOOOOOOOOOO
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Cosign 100
Jill would get it
and she got a pretty ass smile to
September 21, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
‘y’all kinda cute sometimes’
Well thank you.
LMAOOOOOOOO!
Smoke Break!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
i i feel like i could beat someone up faster than you, i can mess with it.. shame too.. y’all kinda cute sometimes lol
Thats fucked up…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
@Triss
I dig.
@Persia
Not saying all of yall. But real rap, whenever a broad approaches me, she’s one of two kinds. 1) A big girl or 2) A young broad
It’s the baby face tho…I can’t help it
September 21, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
She’s so freaking pretty! She has an inner beauty that glows when she smiles. Any nigga that mess over Jill Scott is a dirty mofo…fo real
September 21, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
You look like you would enjoy a big girl…Just the look in your eye. Plus you little too… most little gyus did a big girl..
‘more cushion for the pushin’
LMAOOOOOO
…nah…I never had a type…but I’ve messed with a “thick” jawn before. Now I do get “big girl harassment” on the daily (big meaning like 5′10-220)…maybe they think I fit in certain spots *shivering*
But some lil niggas only dig the big girls…Kevin Hart ass niggas datin Mo’nique ass jawns…that’s not my thing…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
‘if she breaks out some Frankensence and Murr
DON’T INHALE’
Man…
that might be kinda hard.
Cuz she could lie and say it’s some of that Amsterdam bud.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
@CJP
That is fucked up. Persia tryna play ya boy like my knuckle game isn’t nice.
Dam shorty…I thought we was crew. :eek:
September 21, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
willyjsimmons Says:
Well thank you.
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let me clarify… ‘ceptin when y’all be acin all brand new with the prince crawls and shit…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
we talkin flux capacitors? i have one in my basement… i’d be willing to part with it for a price…..
You got pay pal?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 21, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
But a big girl just can’t be big just for the sake of being big… walking up in the set looking like a refrigerator box… imma need some DD’s and some ass with that biscuit baby.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
Trissa Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 2:27 pm e
She’s so freaking pretty! She has an inner beauty that glows when she smiles. Any nigga that mess over Jill Scott is a dirty mofo…fo real
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LETS NOT GET CARRIED AWAY
pretty don’t mean she ain’t crazy
there’s plenty pretty crazy bitches out there
trust me I’ll be more than glad to introduce you too em
September 21, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
Not saying all of yall. But real rap, whenever a broad approaches me, she’s one of two kinds. 1) A big girl or 2) A young broad
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I get 3 kinds: 1)the old uncle who should have been married 15 years ago, but he still a playa….he needs me to make his life complete, 2) The high school basketball player who is trying to get an older woman on his team. He can do more for me than my man can, even though this lil boy cant even get a job paying more than $7hr, 3)the fat ass dude, who think that I’m just right for him,(not too fat, and not too skinny). Can a bitch catch a break please
September 21, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
Oct 3 – “Oprah” Appearance
Oct 4 – “Ellen” Appearance
Oct 4 – LA premiere of “Why Did I Get Married”
Oct 5 – “Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno” Appearance – Performance
Oct 8 – “Letterman” Appearance
there niggas go, Jill Scott BABAAAAAY!!!!
If something happens to Jill…let’s not all be alarmed when sohhoverit goes down too…I don’t know nothin officer!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:32 pm
lol @ cic and cjp.. nah, no offense… some little dudes be cool… but you know the dudes that you take one look at and be like “if the wind blew- would you fly away?” or “if a car door slam real hard, do you punk up and hit the deck?” those dudes.. i where i live, there are many of those.. but the big dudes arent any better… lot of them wet up pants if someone get some bass in thier voice.. sickening really.
i cant protect a grown ass man. now if you doing your thing, but you are outnumbered- i got the broken bottle to womp right with ya.. but otherwise, you on your own
September 21, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
imma need some DD’s and some ass with that biscuit baby.
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That’s why I cant get rid of the barber….he dont be knowing where he wanna put his dick…….LOL!!!!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
@Trissa
Can’t call it. When I holla at chicks my age, they be wanting to see ID and shit.
I need to make some changes man…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
naj- paypal? yup!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
‘‘ceptin when y’all be acin all brand new with the prince crawls and shit…’
Damnit!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
@Persia
I’m skinny…but not ‘crackhead’ skinny.
I feel you tho. Can’t knock the next person’s preference.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
Trissa Says:
nice to know i’m not alone in that
That’s why I cant get rid of the barber….he dont be knowing where he wanna put his dick…….LOL!!!!
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i’m adding you to the list of people that owe my job new monitors
September 21, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
Ihadno
Exactly…. you gotta have some body with that thickness
I was never really on to go out an just scoop up a thick chick but when I meet one thats on point you gotta say something…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
That’s why I cant get rid of the barber….he dont be knowing where he wanna put his dick…….LOL!!!!
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I hate when that happens. I just shut off the lights and tell shorty to yelp if it goes in the wrong hole….
September 21, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
‘Who was yall’s favorite character on the show?’
I liked David Allen Grier character w/the guitar that used to sing that song and be like “thank ya very maaach” at the end.
Jill scott is fly- when she 1st came out I went and got some black fabric to wrap my hair up. I was in college so if i was having a bad hair day- I could just be like Jill Scott.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
That’s why I cant get rid of the barber….he dont be knowing where he wanna put his dick…….LOL!!!!
This is like old times…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
‘If something happens to Jill…let’s not all be alarmed when sohhoverit goes down too…I don’t know nothin officer!’
Ya’ll gonna bail me out doe?
LMAO!!!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
ciceroe Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 2:33 pm e
@Trissa
Can’t call it. When I holla at chicks my age, they be wanting to see ID and shit.
I need to make some changes man…
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Hate to say this but you might need to
change your dress code
got the same problem
28 but I can easily pass for a college student
Funny how a button up and slacks will make chicks assume you ain’t broke or are mature and gotta a job
both are true but it makes a difference can’t front
September 21, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
Whut up Dee!
I’ma tell ya’ll big titty gals something…
ya’ll gone take that dick to ya sternum, and ya’ll gonna LIKE IT!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
lol @ cic and cjp.. nah, no offense… some little dudes be cool… but you know the dudes that you take one look at and be like “if the wind blew- would you fly away?”
but I’ve been drinking milk….
September 21, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
Yeah… I don’t look for thickies but sometimes shorty might be carrying heavy landscape… mountians and valleys that you can’t help but to explore. Now all of a sudden you gotta be a master spelunker.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
Happydee365 Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 2:36 pm e
‘Who was yall’s favorite character on the show?’
I liked David Allen Grier character w/the guitar that used to sing that song and be like “thank ya very maaach” at the end.
Jill scott is fly- when she 1st came out I went and got some black fabric to wrap my hair up. I was in college so if i was having a bad hair day- I could just be like Jill Scott.
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Homey the clown
no disrespect
but who are you ?
never seen your name before
September 21, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
See…
I don’t do the ‘dress up to go out’ shit…
As dig, Perisa, and cec can attest to.
Fuck yo VIP!!!!!! And yo couch, nigga!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
I hate when that happens. I just shut off the lights and tell shorty to yelp if it goes in the wrong hole….
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That’s what he be doing. He wanna tity fuck, but then naw, he wanna do it, naw he wanna hit from the back, then he be like naw, I want you to ride me cause you look good sitting on top of me……then he be like putt’em in my mouth…..I be like will you make up mind what you want dammmmmnn
September 21, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
Ya’ll gonna bail me out doe?
LMAO!!!
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We’ll march for your ass but NO BAIL HOMIE…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
cic- aint nothin wrong with being skinny! just talkin what i usually end up with wich is ‘defenseive end’ type bulids.. not too big, but not to small..
disclaimer- i know nothing bout football- i had a coworker come up with a postion for me to descibe what i was talking about.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
got the same problem
28 but I can easily pass for a college student
Funny how a button up and slacks will make chicks assume you ain’t broke or are mature and gotta a job
both are true but it makes a difference can’t front
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True indeed. Shit a button up and some jeans and crisp sneaks do the same shit…..broads think I’m freelance….they’re half right.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
@Banga
Dee’s the resident Cosby Show expert.
Every blog needs one.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:41 pm
Trissa Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 2:39 pm e
I hate when that happens. I just shut off the lights and tell shorty to yelp if it goes in the wrong hole….
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That’s what he be doing. He wanna tity fuck, but then naw, he wanna do it, naw he wanna hit from the back, then he be like naw, I want you to ride me cause you look good sitting on top of me……then he be like putt’em in my mouth…..I be like will you make up mind what you want dammmmmnn
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As usual I have no idea what your talkin bout
but suddenly Im very interested
September 21, 2007 @ 2:41 pm
We’ll march for your ass but NO BAIL HOMIE…
That’s how it’s done nowadays anyway!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:42 pm
That’s what he be doing. He wanna tity fuck, but then naw, he wanna do it, naw he wanna hit from the back, then he be like naw, I want you to ride me cause you look good sitting on top of me……then he be like putt’em in my mouth…..I be like will you make up mind what you want dammmmmnn
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Ummmmmm…….. I don’t see the problem here….
September 21, 2007 @ 2:42 pm
‘We’ll march for your ass but NO BAIL HOMIE…’
Niggaz!
Fuck it, I’ll just release an album behind bars and bail my damn self out.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
WILLY!!! stop it!
f your bail, we takin up a slippery soled shoe collection for ya!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
willyjsimmons Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 2:40 pm e
@Banga
Dee’s the resident Cosby Show expert.
Every blog needs one.
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Justine Justine
don’t believe what u see
Justine Justine
Baby don’t leave
September 21, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
‘Ummmmmm…….. I don’t see the problem here….’
Seems like the man is just exercising his options.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
That’s what he be doing. He wanna tity fuck, but then naw, he wanna do it, naw he wanna hit from the back, then he be like naw, I want you to ride me cause you look good sitting on top of me……then he be like putt’em in my mouth…..I be like will you make up mind what you want dammmmmnn
That nigga new name is Peyton Manning…just hike the ball nigga…but that’s a credit to you. If you were busted, he’d tell you to face the wall-all the time.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
‘f your bail, we takin up a slippery soled shoe collection for ya!’
Ya’ll trippin.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:45 pm
willy- options and changing plays before you can even get one going like you new on the tecmo bowl scene is NOT whats hot in the streets
September 21, 2007 @ 2:45 pm
kisses willy! :mrgreen:
September 21, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
Banga:
God has blessed me with 36DD’s, hips, and enough ass to by which gets confusing to niggas that like ass AND tits. I was just giving a visual of what’s like to fuck somebody that’s confused on what they wanna do..I mean where they wanna put it.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
Justine Justine
don’t believe what u see
Justine Justine
Baby don’t leave
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“You know the night time (night and day)
Is the right time (night and day)
Baaaby !!!!!!
Baaaabyy!!!!!”
September 21, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
Persia gets a gold star for using a Tecmo Bowl reference…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
@TRISSA
I swore you said you wasn’t a fan of titty fucking
cuz you don’t get anything out of it?
I’ve done it once
and I felt like a total jackass the entire time!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
‘options and changing plays before you can even get one going like you new on the tecmo bowl scene is NOT whats hot in the streets’
Some men don’t like to be rushed…
let that man make an informed decision.
That one nut might be his last… you never know. Might as well get it right.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:47 pm
That’s what he be doing. He wanna tity fuck, but then naw, he wanna do it, naw he wanna hit from the back, then he be like naw, I want you to ride me cause you look good sitting on top of me……then he be like putt’em in my mouth…..I be like will you make up mind what you want dammmmmnn
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Sometimes its like the circus…nigga want to see everything before the shit leaves town… An I be damn if I dont get my funnel cake…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:48 pm
‘I mean where they wanna put it.’
Um…everywhere.
Back of your knee, ear, by next year I’ll be scalp fuckin.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:48 pm
I’m still looking for my Gordon Gartrell…..
September 21, 2007 @ 2:48 pm
Trissa Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 2:46 pm e
Banga:
God has blessed me with 36DD’s, hips, and enough ass to by which gets confusing to niggas that like ass AND tits. I was just giving a visual of what’s like to fuck somebody that’s confused on what they wanna do..I mean where they wanna put it.
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Why do I have the sudden urge to hump your leg right now
September 21, 2007 @ 2:48 pm
“You know the night time (night and day)
Is the right time (night and day)
Baaaby !!!!!!
Baaaabyy!!!!!”
^^^^
If you ain’t get open off them “musical number” episodes, you wasn’t no human being…
I used to look forward to them shits…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
i used to love that game.. which makes no sense b/c i hate football.. but i liked winning and i was murdering people in that game
September 21, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
naj Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 2:46 pm e
Persia gets a gold star for using a Tecmo Bowl reference…
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I had to look at it twice like… WTF ??? lol..
What you know about Tecmo Bowl Persia ???
September 21, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
Banga,
I never said I liked it…he likes it…I’m a giver what can I say. Who am I to disappoint my fans? I’d be doing him a dis-service.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:51 pm
“You know the night time (night and day)
Is the right time (night and day)
Baaaby !!!!!!
Baaaabyy!!!!!”
YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS[/jay]
September 21, 2007 @ 2:51 pm
God has blessed me with 36DD’s, hips, and enough ass to by which gets confusing to niggas that like ass AND tits. I was just giving a visual of what’s like to fuck somebody that’s confused on what they wanna do..I mean where they wanna put it.
*Treach in Jason’s Lyric flashback and that big boned jawn*
Carry on.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:51 pm
willy- options and changing plays before you can even get one going like you new on the tecmo bowl scene is NOT whats hot in the streets
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See knowing shit about Tecmo Bowl can get you a 3 karat solitaire…. Good shit
September 21, 2007 @ 2:51 pm
Bo Jackson was soooooo cheesy in that game….
And that damn TE Screen to Todd Christensen… unstoppable. lol.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:53 pm
banga- the trick to not feeling like an ass is to sit yo ass down on hte couch or something and let her do it alternating with head.. i mean the tatas and mouth pretty much in the same place in that postion anyway..
i mean… thats what i’ve heard, anyway
ihnc- i have seen a little in my 27 years lol
September 21, 2007 @ 2:53 pm
Anybody here still have an NES?
September 21, 2007 @ 2:53 pm
Trissa Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 2:50 pm e
Banga,
I never said I liked it…he likes it…I’m a giver what can I say. Who am I to disappoint my fans? I’d be doing him a dis-service
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We gotta get you to speak at a seminar or something…
Write a fucking book… just get the message out…..
September 21, 2007 @ 2:53 pm
*Treach in Jason’s Lyric flashback and that big boned jawn*
I die for a nigga to wash these feet…..
September 21, 2007 @ 2:53 pm
:razz:
Im need your make and model
so I can place an order online at http://www.takeitlikeachamp.com
Flashback moment
Anyone recall blowing the Nintendo cartridge to get that sht to work!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:54 pm
Naj: shut up…but Treach was waxing dat ass in dat alley….he was tearing that shit up from the back!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:54 pm
*Treach in Jason’s Lyric flashback and that big boned jawn*
Carry on.
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Who didn’t want to be Treach just for that seen ?
I heard that chick is half crazy now or something.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:54 pm
banga- still trying to forget!
September 21, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
….and then Tecmo Super Bowl dropped and so did my grades that year.
You could make niggas fumble and get people injured…
I cried damn near when they showed the screen of Barry Sanders getting carried off the field with that music…you might as well hit reset…
September 21, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
Persia Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 2:53 pm e
banga- the trick to not feeling like an ass is to sit yo ass down on hte couch or something and let her do it alternating with head.. i mean the tatas and mouth pretty much in the same place in that postion anyway..
i mean… thats what i’ve heard, anyway
ihnc- i have seen a little in my 27 years lol
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You have no idea how much respect I just gained for you
September 21, 2007 @ 2:56 pm
Anyone recall blowing the Nintendo cartridge to get that sht to work!
Man the game where I had to do that shit the most was MIKE TYSON PUNCH OUT…. Fucken Super Macho Man
September 21, 2007 @ 2:57 pm
I believe her name as Lisa Nicole Carson
and between her and that short chick that chased Urkel around
I was in big titty heaven
September 21, 2007 @ 2:57 pm
Lunch and bank for me!
Uno.
September 21, 2007 @ 2:58 pm
ihadnochoice
I really am a giver in the bed….I like to please whoever I’m with…I like to make sure when you leave you are 100% satisfied…You know word of mouth is the best advertising….
September 21, 2007 @ 2:59 pm
Naj: shut up…but Treach was waxing dat ass in dat alley….he was tearing that shit up from the back!
I’m just sayin…that was shot in Texas…Popeyes got back entrances too…
*slaps my own wrists*
But yeah…I remember thinkin “how come she don’t work the soul food spot up the street”
September 21, 2007 @ 3:00 pm
I’m Diedra aka Diej aka Dee. Dig turned me on to the blog a while ago i think i logged on for the 1st time 2 weeks ago. Most days all i have time to do is look at what u guys write . I comment from time to time.
ps: Willy gave me the stamp of approval…as did Persia and Cec.
September 21, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
Trissa Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 2:58 pm e
ihadnochoice
I really am a giver in the bed….I like to please whoever I’m with…I like to make sure when you leave you are 100% satisfied…You know word of mouth is the best advertising….
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Than we’d be playing hot potato with the penis and cooch because I give also….
“take that take that”
September 21, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
I really am a giver in the bed….I like to please whoever I’m with…I like to make sure when you leave you are 100% satisfied…You know word of mouth is the best advertising….
Nothin like smashin a chick w/ a PR background…
September 21, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
I believe her name as Lisa Nicole Carson
Thats it…she had titties for days. Nigga just go in her bra and get lost. go in at 22 come out at 42
September 21, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
I’m just sayin…that was shot in Texas…Popeyes got back entrances too…
*slaps my own wrists*
But yeah…I remember thinkin “how come she don’t work the soul food spot up the street”
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You just nasty…..I like it…
*licking lips at the computer screen!
And that was the same girl that was in Love Jones with Nia Long…
September 21, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
Most dudes are givers if they can go more than 10 minutes because I can get satisfied after 6.5 thrusts if yo shit is that proper…
Time to start my weekend.
September 21, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
Happydee365 Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 3:00 pm e
I’m Diedra aka Diej aka Dee. Dig turned me on to the blog a while ago i think i logged on for the 1st time 2 weeks ago. Most days all i have time to do is look at what u guys write . I comment from time to time.
ps: Willy gave me the stamp of approval…as did Persia and Cec.
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cool
I almost mistaked you for someone else
whats good ma
for the record Im a complete Asshole
so don’t take sht I say to the heart!!!!
September 21, 2007 @ 3:05 pm
banga- thanks for the approvval
and dee is peoples- we stamped her application a while back lol
that lisa carson chick was ally mcbeals best friend and the ho sleepin with samuel l jackson (and that got him shot)in eve;s bayou
September 21, 2007 @ 3:05 pm
I almost mistaked you for someone else
whats good ma
for the record Im a complete Asshole
so don’t take sht I say to the heart!!!!
I’m fine thanks how are u???
Dont take nothing seriously? Thats like the 1st rule of this blog aint it??
September 21, 2007 @ 3:05 pm
Nothin like smashin a chick w/ a PR background…
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That’s why when you come in the bedroom with me you better come correct… I have the power to make you a star or make you a loser….
I gotta go..I have to a student I have to talk to. Holla
September 21, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
You just nasty…..I like it…
*licking lips at the computer screen!
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Now all you gotta do is say “go head daddy”…
September 21, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
I’m fine thanks how are u???
Dont take nothing seriously? Thats like the 1st rule of this blog aint it??
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GOOD
And you’d be surprised how much that rule can forgotten
but sht happens
September 21, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
that lisa carson chick was ally mcbeals best friend and the ho sleepin with samuel l jackson (and that got him shot)in eve;s bayou…
Yeah, she’s a vet…
I remember she did a photo shoot w/ 50 when everybody liked him still “The Wanksta Era”…she still had it goin on too…She was Toccara before Toccara…
I almost feel like shorty’s losing too much weight…I swear one day she gonna pass a Wendy’s and not leave out for like 48 hours.
September 21, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
GOOD
And you’d be surprised how much that rule can forgotten
but sht happens
WORD…
September 21, 2007 @ 3:16 pm
I have the power to make you a star or make you a loser….
WTF are you an Agent…. Nigga tryna be Rod Tidwell
September 21, 2007 @ 3:23 pm
cjp Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 3:16 pm e
I have the power to make you a star or make you a loser….
WTF are you an Agent…. Nigga tryna be Rod Tidwell
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Sounds like a win win to me
Shoot for the stars and lose a few internal Fluids
my only question is Where do I audition
September 21, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
My nigga Trissa is a pure Man eater…. It aint like a nigga scared but I would have to pray before I entered….
Might fuck around an not come back….
September 21, 2007 @ 3:36 pm
why all the sudden out of no where i feel like if i dont go to sleep, i’m going to die. damn it.. i can stop yawming
September 21, 2007 @ 3:39 pm
LOL…it’s Friday…
September 21, 2007 @ 3:39 pm
God please bless this coochie I am about to recieve
May my thrust make her reach her peak
May both of us orgasm at the same time
May it be wetter than a leaky fucet
can she go down on me with out asking or expecting any head in return
Can she ride like stalion and take it like a champ
may I nut more than once
and can she make me a sandwhich toast the bread and melt the cheese and leave right after Im done
and if its not askin to much can she swallow
through you all things are possible
AMEN!!!!
September 21, 2007 @ 3:43 pm
OMG what did i miss???
September 21, 2007 @ 3:48 pm
Now you know any prayers need Pastor Willy to preside…
September 21, 2007 @ 3:53 pm
Damn!
Why bitch got a save the planet in 8 minutes with six inch stilletos?
Yall have a freaky Friday! I will catch yall on Monday!
And keep 3000 outcha mouf!
September 21, 2007 @ 3:53 pm
I don’t know nuthin about Pastor Willy
but I know how puff and Pass da philly
September 21, 2007 @ 3:54 pm
Oh and AMEN!
September 21, 2007 @ 3:58 pm
Damn Blasphemers.
September 21, 2007 @ 4:01 pm
I cant believe we havent seen one white girl yet…. Damn shame
September 21, 2007 @ 4:03 pm
dats your fault
recruit nga
Im out
September 21, 2007 @ 4:11 pm
Man…
too much bullshittin goin on…
Once titty fuckin came up.
September 21, 2007 @ 4:13 pm
Raekwon mixtape
http://www.mediafire.com/?6n9er3mmzgb