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South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With ‘$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar’ Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a “$63,000,000,000 billion dollar” lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy “missiles from Iran,” FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over “theft and abuse of my animals” on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

• Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment.

FOX News’ Ian McCaleb contributed to this report.

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Wow. Please click the link that says “complaint”. This shit is hilarious…

–cleaned up by willyj

 So David Banner is pissed at Al Sharpton, did he really have to tell the man to suck his manhood? Then Al’ scamp release a statment saying that the Rev won’t call Banner a faggot - WTF is going on here?

Beef: The Series Part XXI…lol

In response to David Banner’s recent attack on Reverend Al Sharpton, a representative from the activist’s camp released a statement to today addressing the rapper’s remarks.

Banner (born Levell Crump) recently revealed that he does not support Sharpton’s rallies against hip-hop’s lyrical content and described his dislike for the Reverend.

The next time you see Al Sharpton, tell him I said @#*$ him and he can suck my @#*$, ” an animated David Banner said. “I might change the name of my album from The Greatest Story Never Told to @#*$ Al Sharpton. I hate Al Sharpton. This is the kind of @#!* that I’m talking about. They’re killing kids in New Jersey and all across the country and all a @#*$% got to talk about is rap lyrics? @#*$ that about they’re our elders and we gotta respect them. I’m tired of this. They’re like the parents, but the parents are crucifying the kids.

The Mississippi bred rapper also referred to Sharpton as “a permed out pimp.”

Kirsten John-Foy, a leader with Sharpton’s National Action Network and the head of his Criminal Justice Initiative, responded with his own scathing remarks.

“From time to time we do encounter people that have sexual fantasies about Reverend Al Sharpton, but they are always women and Crump’s proposition is a first,” he said in a statement.

“However, in keeping with the National Action Network’s Decency Initiative, I am sure Rev. Sharpton would not call Crump the “N” “B” or “H” word,” Foy continued. “And, despite Crump’s personal request, I am sure Reverend Sharpton would not call him an @#!*%&. He would just pray for him. We at NAN are pro civil rights for everyone, even Levell Crump who has not had a banner year since his debut album in 2003.”

So what you thinking? Does this make any damn sense? These fools are way reckless in my opinion. Banner knows he can’t be talking to Al like that, can he? Then Al gonna use the word that got Isaiah Washington booted from my damn show “Grey’s Anatomy” - he gonna mess around and have to go to therapy for that!

Step 1:  Click here: www.rhymeswithsnitch.blogspot.com

Step 2:  Watch video

Step 3:  Fix your mouth to say that aint Beanie

Step 4:  I slap you.

Ima need Beanie not to play the general public like some fckn dummies.  First R Kelly claims it wasnt him in the video THAT WE ALL SAW and not Beanie wants to pull the same number.  *SMH*  Stay off camera looking like you wanna plug the shit outta Peedi Crack (pun intended) and lick him like a banana fudgesicle and you wont have these kindsa problems.  And what the hell do fake Myspace pages got to do with the price of tea in China? LOL…

Per the blogspot:

“Remember when this video first came out, right after Beanie Sigel called Pharrell and Kanye West gay? Well Beans is in this month’s King Magazine saying it ain’t him. He tells King, “Never saw the Peedi video. They can do anything they want with a computer. I don’t even fuck with the Internet. I don’t have a MySpace page. There are like 30 pages that say they’re me, and none of ‘em are. People will be like, ‘I hit you on the MySpace, and you ain’t accepted me as a friend.’ “

SURPRISE!!!!!
It was a propaganda trip organized by the U.S. military.

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….can somebody please explain the ‘Same Girl’ remix to me?

I mean I understand the regular song.  Ursh and Kells figure out that they have been fuckin with the same chick and decide to catch her out there.

But in the remix with T-Paine, um…..  what the hell is going on?  Ok, she is Teddy’s wife and he feel like a herb for doing so much for her while she being whored out but them niggas, but what - Teddy’s ready to fight, Kells is like fuck that, that’s my boo, bobblehead and all, and then he says fuck it, lets just dance????

Im confused, LOL.

Yet another sickass Neo-Con pundit says we need to have more Americans killed on US soil with another attack like 9-11 to help us remember who our enemy is.

stubyko@phillynews.com, send him an email and let him know how you feel about that.

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WTF Are You Wearing: Mya Edition

Mya recently performed a WNBA halftime show wearing… wearing…Hell, I don’t know what the fuck she wearing. Maybe you can figure it out.  Ima need her to stop.  Immediately.

And for the fellas (cause I appreciate yall hahahaha):

Kelly Rowland On Her Record Sales

“Yes, I came in at No. 6 and sold 86,000 records - in a declining market, might I add. I’m very proud of that. Not everybody’s selling records like they used to. Even the biggest artists don’t come out and go platinum in a week anymore. It’s a different day and age in the music industry.”

And just cause Im still laughing myself unconscious:

Happy Birthday Nippy!

Tmz caught up to Bobby and Whitney at a Joe’s Crab Shack in Alpharetta, Ga. this past Tuesday. They both look high as hell, and that’s all I have to say about that.

Woo, Nippy!  Comeback huh?  Mm.  Ok.

Question:

If George Bush were a plant or an animal, what kind of plant or animal would he be?

Answer:

Oh, my God. [Pause.] I can’t think of a plant or an animal that I have that much disrespect for. Does that answer your question?

Mike Gravel for President!

We’ve been on our best behavior this week
but fk all that shit
Back to Sex
everybody in the Motherfuckin pool right now
what spots drive you nuts
what shit has some one done that made you go
oh its like that, word!!!!!

So I go first
Sht I’ve done:
I got some nice neck skills
I will warn brovas
if you go for the neck, becareful!!!
cause if she’s wearing cheap perfume
your lips or your tongue will go numb
Don’t neck no hoodrats, cuz you will catch a bad one!
but a good neck game has gotten me far
fked wit some ears too but I strongly suggest you look before you leap
Particularly at the back of these bitches earings
because
the shit you will fiiiiiiiiind, blum blum blum blum blum
Will blow your miiiiiiind
Sht done to me:
This chick licked my inner thigh
technically this sht should piss you off, stop bullshttin and suck it!
but the way she did it, turned me into a straight up little bitch
all the base in my voice was gone
My dick looked at her and said
Are you my mommy?!!!
I keed but I’m serious

So what sht have found out
that works best for you

side note
Emailed Triss and she said say a prayer for her
so if yall get a chance say whats up
carry on

Arthur writes…

Arthur waits…

Arthur ends up being right.

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