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Its Carnival!!!!!

August 27, 2007 Banga 22 comments

First let me say, I fkin luv Carnival
last saturday of August of every yr and its never disappoints.
The amount of eye candy I saw on saturday was just amazing.
I love black women the amount of thighs, legs breast and Turkey Ass( watch Norbit) could put KFC, Popeye, Churchs, Roy Rogers and Roscoes Chicken and Waffles out of business for good. My son was giving chicks the one over. I bagged enough chicks this weekend to have a poke-mon battle!!! I got me a Pikachu, A Balbasor, a Hit-mon-lee, lets just say I’d kick yugiyo’s ass right now. The event was great the thousands of people that show’d up was crazy but we all know we had to have our annual shooting/Stabbing. It just wouldn’t be carnival without it.
So At Stash’s (the same place someone gets shanked or shot every yr)
our home town fans didn’t disappoint. It was so bad my peeps were actually upset people ran. It was only stabbing?! The intended party who was eating a slice of pizza after he left stash’s got stuck and the stabber escaped through the crowd. Its cool why are yall running he wasn’t shanking everyone in his way… Side note I got some bad head this weekend. What makes it worse is shorty had a tongue ring and tried to freek it wit some ice and it still was wack. So I’ve learned 2 things, A its impossible to bust a nut in sub zero temperatures! and B.) Because Im lighted skinned my balls really can turn blue!

Sup fam

Main Street @ 11:02 am

I’m a Red Neck Woman.

willyjsimmons 9 comments

Sohh…

birthday par-tay at the not-so-local bar and grill.

Beef #1:

Stop tellin me to show up to shit early.

I coulda stayed at the crib and smoked bud until prime time as early as I showed up to the fuckin bar. 6 hours is TOO LONG to be in a bar for it not to be sports (or skripper) related. And OH the trouble I can get in during that long a stretch.

MILF brought her husband to the party, which leads to the next nugget…

ol girl is texting the birthday girl’s boyfriend with flirty messages. **and they’re supposed to be friends**

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The Pool @ 9:34 am

Open Thread

August 24, 2007 willyjsimmons 116 comments

…I have nothing clever to say.

So just enjoy ‘Freak Me in the Front Seat’ Friday.

What are U doing tonight?

I’m goin to a birthday par-tay. Good chance the ass-caressin MILF will be there.

Raekwon and 3 6 Mafia-Let’s Get It

 

Shawty Redd ft. Pastor Troy, Daz, and Big Kountry-Hey Boo

The Pool @ 8:52 am

I Got Played Y’all

Chevy Ced 16 comments

First off, let me start off by telling Haze, I could have made you famous. Just check your voicemail at the house.

*back to our regularly scheduled blog*

Alright y’all. I told y’all bout the chick who had ya boy stunned. She was buying me cologne, taking me to the massage parlor, and cooking me lobster and steak for lunch. I told y’all how she had the hair salon shit poppin big time. I was amazed at how this broad was so ‘un-street’ but yet so cool. I told Dig how bad this broad was and how she was on point with her shit. Just an all around keeper. Well, I got played something awful y’all. Don’t believe everything you see/hear/feel.

More CNT arrests in wake of major drug haul
Coastal Empire | Intown | Local News
Adam Crisp | Friday, August 24, 2007 at 12:30 am
The Chatham-Savannah Counter Narcotics Team is calling this week’s arrest of six suspects a major victory in its battle against drugs in the area.

The six suspects were taken into custody Thursday morning. Their arrests fall on the heels of 19 other arrests of men and women suspected of being part of the same network, agents said at a news conference.

CNT Commander Roy Harris said the drug operation was a major disruption in the flow of drugs.

Over the course of several stings, agents confiscated 3.5 kilograms of cocaine with a street value of about $300,000 as well as eight pounds of marijuana. Also confiscated were firearms, packing materials, cash counters, vehicles with clandestine compartments and nearly $110,000 in cash.

Thursday, after getting a state court indictment, CNT agents charged six people who they allege are involved with that network: Jahnard Massey, Latiya Phillips, Tiawanna Scott, Larry Lundy, Owen Newberry and Ramero Brown.

Some of these individuals already were in jail.

Four suspects who have not yet been identified remain at large.

Harris said the network consisted of mid-level drug traffickers.

“These people were selling $900,000 to a million dollars in drugs a month,” said County Commission Chairman Pete Liakakis.

In May, when the first 19 arrests occurred, Harris rolled out a trash bag filled with confiscated marijuana and several slabs of a high-quality cocaine.

“These people would give the drugs to the street-level dealers for sale,” Harris said. “It’s important that our uniformed officers catch those people while we work to cut off supply at this level.”

The arrests were triggered by a traffic stop in May in Garden City.

“The initial information was enough to suggest to us that we needed to get CNT involved,” said Garden City Police Chief David Lyons. “It’s so important for our officers to look further than the traffic stop.”

Lyons said the partnership with the county anti-narcotics team benefits his agency because he does not have the resources to devote to large-scale drug suppression.

“It would have been difficult to achieve this same result without CNT,” Lyons said.

Now this is funny because Tia had me fooled. Here I am thinking she’s a ‘good’ girl. The whole time, she moving MAJOR weight through the city. $900,000-$1,000,000 a month!!!!!! She was doing it. Made me seem small change as hell.

Well, at least it was fun while it lasted. And she got some dick before she got locked up.

I WIN….I WILL NOT LOSE.

Main Street @ 8:50 am

Look At This

August 23, 2007 Chevy Ced 32 comments

I know y’all women don’t want to see this, and I understand, but I had to let my niggaz see this.

I don’t know this chick. But damn, I want to.

These are some chicks we were fucking with in Chicago. I was so fucked up, that I barely remember these broads. I’m not goin speak on this shit, just look at the picture.

One of these chicks was sick with it.

Main Street @ 10:50 am

OK…. Now Im Mad

cjp 7 comments

Now since Im on vacation I thought that I would be taking a break from getting on here and choppin it with yall…but like always shit don’t go the way you want it all the time.

So Im up this morning just checking emails surfing the internet (Damn I just say Beyonce titts…Thank you God) and I come across CNN. Com and I read the story about the Barbie Bandits. Now if some of you are not up on this The Barbie Bandits were these two young ladies that robbed a Bank Of America taking about $11,000 in cash. The surveillance video showed her and another white chick laughing during the robbery. The police found out later that the teller at the bank was in on it. Now these two girls were caught of course and arrested for their FEDERAL crime but HEATHER JOHNSTON one of the robbers AT THE BANK LAUGHING I mind you plead guilty to “Theft By Taking” She is on a monitoring device and is out on the streets. Excuse me while I scream WTF to the top of my lungs…. Ok now Im back.

You call that shit justice…Meanwhile in Louisiana 6 boys are on $90,000 bond for beating the breaks off of some white kid for basically being told that they couldn’t sit under a whites only tree and being threatened with a shotgun and a damn lynching noose(Like who the hell still makes nooses). An they’re being charged with attempted murder…even though after the beat down the white boy was seen later at a school event. An to make matters more fucked up the authorities are calling the weapon of the crime a fucken sneaker…that’s right a shoe. Now I hate to be the one to bring a wet blanket to the party that is “Thongs off Thursday” but this shit had to be addressed. What kind of world is this. White blue eyed blonde hair chick robs a Bank(FEDERAL CRIME) and gets a damn ankle bracelet. While 6 young men were fighting for what any of us would fight for “RESPECT” gets put on $90,000 bond. Not only is this shit sad it a got damn shame…

For info:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/22/barbie.bandits/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Now back to my pulled pork BBQ Sandwich…

Main Street @ 8:55 am

This Guy is Hilarious!

dig 78 comments

This is the same cat who wrote the post I put up yesterday. I cant get enough of this dude…

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Main Street @ 7:37 am

WHO SAID HIP HOP AIN’T POPPIN ??????

ihadnochoice 7 comments

Aug 23 2007 2:05 AM EDT
Jay-Z, Kanye West, 50 Cent, Diddy, T.I., Ciara, Swizz Beatz Make Hip-Hop History At NYC Show
Artists performed and appeared together onstage - all of ‘em! - at Screamfest stop Wednesday night.

NEW YORK - There were close to 20,000 people at Madison Square Garden on Wednesday night, and it’s pretty much a given that none of them believe what they saw. Just imagine how much they’ve been calling, texting and MySpacing since the show. Heck, you might not even believe this when you read it, but as wrestling legend Kurt Angle would say, “It’s true. It’s damn true.”

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Main Street @ 6:35 am

The Public Lynching of Michael Vick

August 22, 2007 dig 148 comments

One of my peeps wrote this blog about the whole Mike Vick thing. I have been SOOOOOO sick and tired of hearing about it, but this blog tied some other shit together that I know most people dont even think about, let alone speak about. Its educational too, so take a gander and have at it…

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I GOTTA SPEAK ON THIS BULLSHIT, YA’ALL

AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY…

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHO LIKES IT OR NOT.

MOST “MYSPACERS” ARE FAKE FRIENDS ANY DAMN WAY.

THIS AIN’T TO EXCUSE VICK FOR WHAT HE DID, IF HE’S GUILTY.

JUST TO SPEAK ON YOU FUCKIN HYPOCRITES

AND RACIST SONS (AND DAUGHTERS) OF BITCHES.

I’M ABOUT TO DESTROY YOUR CREDIBILITY….

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Main Street @ 7:48 am

So I Get This Email…

Keesha AKA KSH 12 comments

Dig damn ass telling me to check the blog!

 I want yall niggas to know that since I got to wrk at 7am - I ain’t did shit for reading and laughing! Dig it is all your fault!

Yall niggas have had me in tears. I guess that is one of the main reasons I got hooked on Sohh.com -

You mess around and write a response and by the time you hit enter a hundred post are before yours! That shit would piss me off. And then don’t let the comment section fuck up and not work…a nigga had to do some work that day…lol

 But since I’m late on the topic…just wanted to say that even though I can’t chill on the reg no more I still come and read the funny bullshit that yall say! And you don’t know how hard it is to keep from posting      

Now a nigga gotta do some work!

Utah anyone? Sheeeiiitttt I’m talking Big Love Niggas Real Big Love!

Main Street @ 7:45 am
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