Here it is…Wednesday night…11:16 PM…and I’m just getting out the county.
But this time, it’s all on me. I’m at the studio with my niggaz chillin, working on music, the usual bullshit. Smoking, drinking, plotting on who I’m fornicating with this weekend.
So the broad that work at the convience store a couple doors down comes banging on the door. We answer the door thinking she’s lost her muthafuckin mind. She tells us that some bitch was out there fucking with the white Monte Carlo.
That’s my shit…so I head out front in the parking lot to see what the fuck’s going on. I get outside to find some bitch who I’ve never seen in my life getting ready to slash a 3rd tire on my car. She’d already got the back two, and she was working her way to the front.
I hop out on her on some maniac shit. So the bitch was like “oh I thought this was somebody else’s car.” So me and my three niggaz look at this bitch. Then they look at me. I look at the girl from the convience store. And the only right thing to do was slap this bitch. So when I slapped her, she fell, but she tried to lunge back at me with the knife in her hand. She done fucked up now. All I can say is the right hook is nasty. She drops. Blood all on my white t-shirt and white Air Max. At this point, I’m thinking I shouldn’t have done that. I got enough problems right now.
But before that can come all the way out of my head…blue lights flashing. Keep in mind, this was no longer than a 10 minute confrontation. But anyhow, I get locked up. They call the paramedics for that bitch. I get locked up for battery. My homeboy gets locked up on an outstanding warrant. The broad gets charged with assault and battery and some kind of vandlism charge that slips my mind at the moment.
Fortunately for me, my charges were dropped after the convience store clerk told the pussy ass crackas what happened. But my boy is locked up still and I gotta get new tires in the morning. $1200 gone down the drain because this bitch doesn’t know my Monte Carlo from her baby daddy’s Monte Carlo. These bitches MUST get better.
Well at least they didn’t charge me with every murder since Lincoln this time. But I spent 4 hours in that damn county jail for nothing. Me and my luck.
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August 30, 2007 @ 7:08 am
“And the only right thing to do was slap this bitch.”
I salute you my nigga. Round here dudes been on chill with checkin these broads when they fuck up. Shit, I used to be one of them.
Now it’s like this, if you approach me, weapon or not…I’m fucking you up.
August 30, 2007 @ 7:53 am
Damn, Chev…. that was a scene straight outta Barbershop 2 LOL…. I feel you though, I would slapped the shit outta her too. The $1200 L is a blower but in my mind, it was TOTALLY necessary.
August 30, 2007 @ 8:36 am
Well damn
Now Im not one for hittin chicks but for her just being stupid enough not to know the right car to fuck up deserves a pop to the jaw…especially if its $1200 lost… Hell for that I would have put a Hit out on the bitch… Its only fair.
August 30, 2007 @ 9:09 am
Wow homie…
fuckin broads.
August 30, 2007 @ 9:30 am
An this is just the type of shit guys be talking about… chick didnt have no damn reason what so ever to be fucking with a nigga car. Even if she had the wrong one… Just dont have no damn home training. An ladies thats why some of yall catch bad breaks cause of chicks like this.
August 30, 2007 @ 10:52 am
I’da smacked the Be-Jesus outta the bitch…fuck you gonna be slashing THE WRONG NIGGAS tires…and then be like “oh, my bad”
See this is why bitches shouldn’t even be doing shit like this…here she is willing to catch a damn vandalism charge and a almost guaranteed ass whooping, for a nigga that apparently ain’t shit…
Stupid bitches I tell…fuck all that…I can’t be gettin oil and grease all on my damn designer jeans…
August 30, 2007 @ 11:09 am
Bitches that do shit like that prolly don’t have shit of their own in the first place.
I would prolly react the same way whether she meant to do it to my whip or not.
August 30, 2007 @ 12:23 pm
All this shit is fucked up.
My nigga Rock is sitting in the county now with no bond. All because this dumb bitch is….just dumb. He didn’t even know he had a warrant for him.
So he caught the breaks just cause he was there.
The police came up and wanted ID from everybody.
Damn. I feel bad cause my nigga locked up more than anything else.
August 30, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
What is is about niggas named “Rock” getting locked up …lol.
My homeboy “Rock” did a couple days in the Tombs for a suspended license and get this… an old ass warrant.
That common practice out here though. They will arrest you on a bullshit charge hoping you got a warrant so they can take you down to the station and hope the warrant is serious enough for you to start snitching a plea.
August 30, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
ihadnochoice:
You’s a fool.
But for real, the police came round there looking for all type of extra shit. Asking me why were we at the studio and were the guns and drugs inside.
I played all that to the left and told them I was at the store.
God forbid they would’ve went in that studio…
August 30, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
Hi I’m new to this whole blog stuff, but that was a crazy story. Any chance you can sue “the confused baby mama” for the $ it cost to get the new tires?
August 30, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
Infiltrators, may day, may day!!
ROTFLMMFBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
August 30, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
I guess I should properly introduce myself. I’m Dee and I’m usually bored as hell at work. My Girl Dig suggested I sign on and check yall out. and a while back Willy gave me his stamp of approval. Can i be taken out of the spy category now???
August 30, 2007 @ 2:53 pm
Dee!!!!
Whut uppers?
Yeah, I’ll up your status.
August 30, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
Aiight, you can now post shit.
August 30, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
‘Any chance you can sue “the confused baby mama” for the $ it cost to get the new tires?’
What’s hap with you?
But I don’t think I can sue. Plus I know she can only see out of one eye temporarily.
Eh, you win some. You lose some. And that’s one where we both lost.
August 30, 2007 @ 3:20 pm
I guess I should properly introduce myself. I’m Dee and I’m usually bored as hell at work. My Girl Dig suggested I sign on and check yall out. and a while back Willy gave me his stamp of approval. Can i be taken out of the spy category now???
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*smile*
It was just a lil blog humor, LOL…WELCOME!! A friend of Dig’s is a friend of ours!!
August 30, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
Wow I get jokes, and people cracking on me a little already- Yall certainly know how to make a sistah feel welcomed. Thanks Haze Honey!!!
August 30, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
Now…
pull a titty out.
August 30, 2007 @ 3:33 pm
‘Thanks Haze Honey!!!’
Rule #1: Don’t follow Haze up. She will only lead you into trouble.
Rule #2: Don’t claim Dig in public. The backlash can get ugly.
Rule #3: Not really a rule, but a word of caution. The pervs and deviants aren’t out today (except Haze *rolls blunt for HER*), but when they come out…they come out.
August 30, 2007 @ 3:34 pm
‘pull a titty out.’
Refer to Rule #3.
Which leads me to…
Rule #4: You have to do what willyj says to do.
August 30, 2007 @ 3:42 pm
August 30, 2007 @ 3:46 pm
“Pull a titty out.”
Sorry guys if not for the fact that the last time I pulled a titty out at work, they wrote me up, and the creepy guy in the cubical next to me started leaving Hershey kisses on my desk. I would.
“Rule #3: Not really a rule, but a word of caution. The pervs and deviants aren’t out today (except Haze *rolls blunt for HER*), but when they come out…they come out.”
Ps: Chevy- your advice has been duly noted, however I have never been afraid of Pervs, deviants or guys that throw quarters on stage at the strip club.
August 30, 2007 @ 3:46 pm
dee- watch your step homie.. chevy right about one thing- the pervs and deviants are top notch round these parts
unrelated news: the pilot and the deleted scenes with noah and wade- OH SWEET JESUS GOT DAMN! had me scrambling for the rewind button on some “did i just SEE that” stuff!!!
August 30, 2007 @ 3:49 pm
‘Sorry guys if not for the fact that the last time I pulled a titty out at work, they wrote me up, and the creepy guy in the cubical next to me started leaving Hershey kisses on my desk. I would.’
Sounds like an excuse to me.
Whut up P?
August 30, 2007 @ 3:52 pm
‘guys that throw quarters on stage at the strip club’
Hardy har har…I see we have a jokester on our hands here.
‘Sounds like an excuse to me.’
Sounds like an excuse to me too.
And what’s up P? Any good jiggles lately?
August 30, 2007 @ 3:56 pm
OMG, the girl been here 5 minutes and yall already got the chains on the door LOL.
What up, Dee?
Heyyyyyyy Willy, LOL.
Been hella busy this week so I aint had much time to spend up in here but just wanted to peek my head in since I heard somebody was name droppin
August 30, 2007 @ 3:58 pm
Rule #1: Don’t follow Haze up. She will only lead you into trouble.
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Sad to say that this is VERY true…and I am ONE of the pervs and deviants that he and P speak of…so, about that titty….
August 30, 2007 @ 4:01 pm
hey willy and chevy.. no majoy jiggles to report- sorry. i’ll work on that tho. the twins will feel the need to get into some hijinks sooner or later
August 30, 2007 @ 4:01 pm
Whut up dig!!??
LMAO! @ Haze
Yeah, let’s talk about that titty.
August 30, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
‘the twins will feel the need to get into some hijinks sooner or later’
Sooner better than later I say.
Fuck it…
everybody just pull somethin out.
**reaches for cellphone**
August 30, 2007 @ 4:09 pm
“Fuck it…
everybody just pull somethin out.
**reaches for cellphone**”
Cell phone?? I hope thats a new slang term for dingaling, cause if not the titty is staying put.
August 30, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
LMAO!
Yeah, slang.
**puts cellphone back in pocket**
August 30, 2007 @ 4:19 pm
willy dont play.. we’ve already been shorted a crawl- dont get another violation
August 30, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
‘we’ve already been shorted a crawl- dont get another violation’
Ya’ll gonna get the crawl…
just don’t show up at my mama’s house afterward askin where I’m at.
August 30, 2007 @ 4:32 pm
“just don’t show up at my mama’s house afterward askin where I’m at.”
That’s some big talk for someone who punked out when he had the opportunity. I might make excuses about my titty, but at least I don’t have a room full of girls waiting for a “crawl” that never happened.
August 30, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
LMAO!
I have no excuses.
Other than the desire to save ya’ll from yourselves.
August 30, 2007 @ 4:52 pm
LMAO @ Willy tryna not sexy us out
August 30, 2007 @ 4:52 pm
I’m gone.
Holla at ya’ll tomorrow.
Uno!
August 30, 2007 @ 4:53 pm
@dig
I told ya’ll I’m good e-husband material.
August 30, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
Dee…. I see your name showing up now…. I think you arent clickable because you havent attached a web page to your login. (Willy?)
Oh and I thought you were gonna add back the other smileys we use to have?
August 30, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
August 30, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
ok Willy I know that ur not here anymore but how do I attach a webpage to my login?? :?:
August 30, 2007 @ 6:44 pm
On the page you’re taken to right after you login, click the ‘profile’ link to change your info. (email, alias, website, yada yada yada).
Upper righthand corner.
August 30, 2007 @ 6:45 pm
‘Oh and I thought you were gonna add back the other smileys we use to have?’
I was anticipating niggaz forgetting about it.
LMAO!
So…
I do not recall discussing US attorneys with anyone inside the White House.