Picture it.
Man comes over to woman’s home for dinner and adult conversation. Man eats wonderful meal prepared by woman while enjoying adult conversation. Man finishes meal. Man and woman begin to caress and touch. Woman pushes man off and says, “I can’t do that, but I can do this.” Woman proceeds to give man oral. Man asks, “Can I cum on your sheets?” Woman looks shocked. Woman says, “Nigga? On my 500 thread count Egyptian COTTON sheets? You done lost ya muthaphuckin mind!” Man realizes his stupid question. They move forward. Woman is feeling like her hospitality is NOT being recognized or appreciated, but decides to continue being a “nice” hostess. Round two. Round three. Round four. They are on round FIVE. Now mind you, this is JUST oral, FOR HIM, nothing else. Woman has successfully made Man cum FIVE times, (well, four and a half) from only oral sex. Woman feels like she has done a great job and now, she can lay back, smoke a dutch and relish in her victory. But no. Man says, “Its stuck.” Woman says, “Fuck you mean, its stuck?” Man says, “The nut, only half came out.” Woman says, “Only half came out? Ah shit.” Man says, “Can you help me get it out?” *staring into the camera*
Woman is pissed, woman is upset, woman can’t believe this MAN has the NERVE to ask her to put her tired, tired jaws back to work after pleasuring him not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR AND A HALF!!! Man actually wants woman to put out the blunt, stop watching Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, to continue sucking the last lil bit of nut outta his dick!! WTF is WRONG with this story?
Who is wrong? Man or woman?
August 28, 2007 @ 7:41 am
LMAOOOOO…when i saw this i aint have to even read who posted, i just knew it was you Haze.
But to answer the question…
I think the man is wrong, he couldve been like ok fuck it, ill go home and palm this last lil bit out.
August 28, 2007 @ 8:28 am
wait.. he got it back UP 3 times…. that sounds like the off point in the story… nucca should have been snoring after the 2nd nut…
August 28, 2007 @ 8:33 am
WTF is this… Now Im a dude and Im all for getting what you can get but Haze you went As we say in the Military “Above and Beyond”. An if you were out of commission that should have been taken into consideration. But tell me this…How does nut come halfway out? Am I missing something?
Oh yeah an if you Knocking em back like that (4 1\2 nuts all off oral)…do you have a sister or something cause thats some good shit right there.
August 28, 2007 @ 8:41 am
LMAO y’all
@Cec, yes, he should hae just taken his ass home and beat the rest of that shit out of him.
@ P
Yes, he got it up and it was MY JOB to get it back down, I think I did a good job of making last night TOTALLY about him, but somehow, it still got fucked up…go figure.
@CjP
A bitch had rolled a j, brushed my teeth AND rinsed and flossed, and was watching my fucken movie, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, I can’t believe the nerve…I’m still seething…
And yes, he said it was “stuck” only “half” came out, which basically meant that his dick was still hard (he had that shit wrapped up in a towel and it looked like a damn turban, LMAO)
August 28, 2007 @ 8:45 am
Ive been told that b4, that the nut only came half way out. But for when i was told that i looked at him and was like well the bathroom is over there, make sure u dont spray that shit on my walls LOL
August 28, 2007 @ 8:46 am
ITs partially the womans fault because she should never start a job that she can’t finish.
While the feat of busting a nigga down 4 times is quite admirable and is hall of fame worthy (for both participants), you, I mean the woman should not have started the 4th round if she knew she couldn’t make it.
But I would have just appreciated the effort and just whacked off to filter my power lines. I know what that “half-nut” feels like. That when you need about 1 more minute of lovin and she conks out after 37 seconds…
We gotta start calling you, i mean “that woman”, IRON JAWS
August 28, 2007 @ 8:52 am
ITs partially the womans fault because she should never start a job that she can’t finish.
While the feat of busting a nigga down 4 times is quite admirable and is hall of fame worthy (for both participants), you, I mean the woman should not have started the 4th round if she knew she couldn’t make it.
it doesnt sound like SHE didnt do what SHE needed to do, it dont sound like She said fuck it im tired and then stopped ..he came a 4th time and it just so happen only half came out. It aint her fault, when u say “oooh im bout to bust” and we back up and see cum squirting out, how we supposed to know only half came out. and the 4th time at that. Uhuh
August 28, 2007 @ 8:52 am
I give u props though Haze, Ida had lock Jaw…still LMAO
August 28, 2007 @ 8:59 am
But I would have just appreciated the effort and just whacked off to filter my power lines. I know what that “half-nut” feels like. That when you need about 1 more minute of lovin and she conks out after 37 seconds…
We gotta start calling you, i mean “that woman”, IRON JAWS
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Naw, you missed something homie…this was session number FIVE!!
Only half came out, I was doing my thing, he said I’m about to nut, so I moved out the way (*sidenote, I actually SWALLOWED this guy’s cum previously, something I’ve NEVER done, and it was the NASTIEST cum I’ve ever tasted, can’t say I didn’t try*)
Back to the story, he said he was cumming, I moved out the way…I proceed to take care of my oral hygiene and I thought the night was over…then he pulls that “half nut” shit…
August 28, 2007 @ 9:00 am
We gotta start calling you, i mean “that woman”, IRON JAWS
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Hell I was into it…even though I couldn’t do anything, I was gettin a lil enjoyment from pleasing him…wasn’t no thing…
August 28, 2007 @ 9:00 am
‘ITs partially the womans fault because she should never start a job that she can’t finish.’
Exactamundo.
Never ‘bite off’ more than you can chew.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:00 am
it doesnt sound like SHE didnt do what SHE needed to do, it dont sound like She said fuck it im tired and then stopped ..he came a 4th time and it just so happen only half came out. It aint her fault, when u say “oooh im bout to bust” and we back up and see cum squirting out, how we supposed to know only half came out. and the 4th time at that. Uhuh
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See….
This is the bullshit about it all…
If she would have swallowed it all, this wouldn’t even be an issue….
This is why swallowing is so important. It takes away the threat of dissapointment. We don’t have to tell you when we are coming, the surprise should be part of the enjoyment.
When we get yall to that point, we don’t back off and wait, we go harder. I’ll have sauce on my ears before I let up. Its like playing ball and not diving for loose balls (no pun) and grabbing tough rebounds. Its those intangibles that win the game.
Nevertheless, Haze should get a lot of Hall of Fame votes for this one. I don’t think the committe will hold her fear of swallowing against her because this is a growing epedemic and the voters will take that into account…
August 28, 2007 @ 9:04 am
Nevertheless, Haze should get a lot of Hall of Fame votes for this one. I don’t think the committe will hold her fear of swallowing against her because this is a growing epedemic and the voters will take that into account…
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Please see my comments, LOL
I TRIED to swallow before…his cum is nasty…I don’t know WTF he eats, but that shit is not tasty…like all of its nasty, but his is especially nasty…ewwwww.
AND I friggin kissed this dude. I ain’t kissed a nigga since I was 13…not even my husband…he is on suspension…
August 28, 2007 @ 9:07 am
This whole have nut thing has got me though… Now Ive had times where I came an it felt like I had more to give but I didnt think it was called a half nut… Damn u learn something new everyday.
An Im sorry homies if she can get me through 4 1\2 sessions just off of the jaws…I surely can knock a half one off by myself. Its only fair.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:08 am
I TRIED to swallow before…his cum is nasty…I don’t know WTF he eats, but that shit is not tasty…like all of its nasty, but his is especially nasty…ewwwww.
AND I friggin kissed this dude. I ain’t kissed a nigga since I was 13…not even my husband…he is on suspension…
LMAOOOOO- Yea its hard to swallow that mess when its gross LMAO. Im with u Haze, i dont swallow anymore, the last guy i dealt with his shit had no taste so it was easy to swallow but not all men fall in that category.
And am i the only one that loves to be kissed. I have heard alot of people say kissing is overrated and they dont like doing it.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:10 am
An Im sorry homies if she can get me through 4 1\2 sessions just off of the jaws…I surely can knock a half one off by myself. Its only fair.
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*CLAPPING*
Thank you!! That’s ALL I’m sayin…I’ve heard stories of women who have sucked dick for HOURS and dudes haven’t came off the shit…I’ve heard niggas say they’ve never even busted a nut off of JUST oral…
I whip out the jaws of LIFE on this muthafucka, not to mention the food…roasted turkey wings, rice, gravy, cabbage, biscuits, sweet tea…AND you get five sessions of straight oral…niggas don’t be appreciating SHIT!!!!
August 28, 2007 @ 9:10 am
I TRIED to swallow before…his cum is nasty…I don’t know WTF he eats, but that shit is not tasty…like all of its nasty, but his is especially nasty…ewwwww.
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Ok if ya ever in that situation again (which I know you will) before you knock back a few tell the nigga to eat fruits such as pineapples or just feed the nigga a salad.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:11 am
A few thoughts here…
Hi, by the way, folks.
First, if a chick says “let me spit this out on the egyptian cotton sheets”, I’d feel a lil disrespected. Towel yes, napkin-yes, soft-as-baby-ass linens…nah.
I think off top this nigga’s a lil spoiled.
Then you give a 4 nut performance, and he wants five…Maybe because it takes me a lil longer to nut on a knob slobbing, so I’ll appreciate a four-lap effort.
I had a chick do that before (complain she was close after I put in mad work-a past jawn….) it’s like you tryin to chase that last high, you forget how good that shit was before the last 30 seconds. Now if he don’t come back and say “my fault about last night, you probably need to eat your lunch through a straw today and all I could think about was #5″…I don’t know what to say, homes…
August 28, 2007 @ 9:12 am
And am i the only one that loves to be kissed. I have heard alot of people say kissing is overrated and they dont like doing it.
Nah Im with you cec…A good kiss is just as good as any other part of foreplay. If its done right.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:15 am
@Haze…
I just caught that “swallow before” comment…..
I’m just fucking with you…
I wouldn’t have even told you about my left over nut after all of that. I would have just went to the bathroom and finished myself off it was that serious. Or I could saved it for next time for even more of an explosion…lol.
But I can accept a woman not “swallowing”. She can just take the nut in her mouth and spit out because releasing in a cavity such as the mouth or vagina is a totally different feel than just plastering walls. I can plaster walls on my own. The woman is there for a direct deposit…lol.
Just take it and spit out…
August 28, 2007 @ 9:15 am
@ Naj
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok I was good and cot damn pissed at him asking if he could nut on my expensive sheets…I’m like nigga? You must be out ya rabbit ass mind!!
He has TRIED to apologize, but he still doesn’t see what he did or said that was wrong and I’m like fine, its cool, if you don’t see whats wrong with the scenario, no problem. You just won’t have me slobberin all ova ya dick anytime soon…thats for damn sure…
August 28, 2007 @ 9:16 am
Just take it and spit out…
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I can do that…I can even take the shit and just let it run out of my mouth and drip off my fucken chin, I know it FEELS good…I’m not opposed to that…
August 28, 2007 @ 9:24 am
cjp Says:
August 28th, 2007 at 9:12 am e
And am i the only one that loves to be kissed. I have heard alot of people say kissing is overrated and they dont like doing it.
Nah Im with you cec…A good kiss is just as good as any other part of foreplay. If its done right.
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Kissing is cool but only for the “special” ones.
She don’t have to be my woman and all that but she can’t be a fly by night jump off.
Put it like this… if you are worth the risk of raw pappin and eating, then you are worth the risk of kissing.
But those don’t come around too often so…..
August 28, 2007 @ 9:24 am
but he still doesn’t see what he did or said that was wrong
See that the shit that gets me… Fellas if you got a chick that knocked you back 4 and I reapeat 4 1\2 times what would you have to say…. only two should come out your mouth. Thank YOU… Thats it. My niggas we need to send out a manual so shit like this wont happen again. If this story gets out an women get mad…Then no dicks will get sucked. An Im not about to be responsible for millions of dry dicks just because of dudes malfeasance….
August 28, 2007 @ 9:26 am
Are niggaz supposed to be able to look at some sheets and tell they’re ‘expensive’?
Them shits coulda came out the back of some African’s nissan.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:26 am
Put it like this… if you are worth the risk of raw pappin and eating, then you are worth the risk of kissing.
Exactly… Well put. You cant be like that with everyone an women like that dont come around often.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:31 am
Them shits coulda came out the back of some African’s nissan.
hey brutha…i got some sheets
August 28, 2007 @ 9:32 am
I can do that…I can even take the shit and just let it run out of my mouth and drip off my fucken chin, I know it FEELS good…I’m not opposed to that…
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Ladies…
As long as a nigga can let loose in your mouth, the swallowing part is trivial. We just don’t like that whole “stand back and watch” approach. You gotta blow until he blows…
We don’t stand back and wath your geyser…
August 28, 2007 @ 9:33 am
I’m just sayin…
if I’m getting head on some nice sheets, or a slab of jagged concrete…
I’m not sweatin the details.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:34 am
Persia Says:
August 28th, 2007 at 8:28 am e
wait.. he got it back UP 3 times…. that sounds like the off point in the story… nucca should have been snoring after the 2nd nut…
@Persia
If you get a nga excited enough
after we nut it will stay up
at least I know I will
Second who is this woman that can make a brova nut 4 and 5 times
Cuz head like that would have me paying her Car Note!!!!!!
August 28, 2007 @ 9:35 am
See that the shit that gets me… Fellas if you got a chick that knocked you back 4 and I reapeat 4 1\2 times what would you have to say…. only two should come out your mouth. Thank YOU… Thats it. My niggas we need to send out a manual so shit like this wont happen again. If this story gets out an women get mad…Then no dicks will get sucked. An Im not about to be responsible for millions of dry dicks just because of dudes malfeasance….
LMAO at the word malfeasance
and yes i agree, there are alot of women who dont even go near a dick unless its to ride…let alone be willing to do all Hzae did and then go 4 1/2 rounds
August 28, 2007 @ 9:35 am
if I’m getting head on some nice sheets, or a slab of jagged concrete
LMAO uhuh
August 28, 2007 @ 9:36 am
willyjsimmons Says:
August 28th, 2007 at 9:26 am e
Are niggaz supposed to be able to look at some sheets and tell they’re ‘expensive’?
Them shits coulda came out the back of some African’s nissan.
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Actually….
When I got a nice one coming thru, I put on the “fuck sheets”.
I like a nice puddle. Nice sheets are cool and all but I like my work place to be equipped with all the neccessary ( i hate that fucking word, 29 years and I still never know if I spelled the shit right..lol) equipment. Nice sheets just take away from the moment.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:37 am
side note
DA DK WAS YALL HEFFAS(SAID WITH LOVE) AT YESTERDAY
IT WAS CRICKETTS THIS BITCH YESTERDAY
August 28, 2007 @ 9:38 am
Willy…
You know the difference, like when you can tell if this is a chicks first time toppin your shit off of if she’s a pro. A nigga can tell the difference from when a chick says “I’ve never done this”…
So if a broad says “ooooh these is good linens” and they feel like “sheets”….she’s a damn lie.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:40 am
I don’t mind natural juices up on the sheets…but we weren’t fucking, I was just giving the nigga head, THAT’S ALL…so for him to want to DIRECTLY NUT on my damn sheets, that wasn’t even a logical question.
Thats like me asking him if I can piss on his leather couch, WTF??
August 28, 2007 @ 9:42 am
Actually….
When I got a nice one coming thru, I put on the “fuck sheets”.
I like a nice puddle. Nice sheets are cool and all but I like my work place to be equipped with all the neccessary ( i hate that fucking word, 29 years and I still never know if I spelled the shit right..lol) equipment. Nice sheets just take away from the moment.
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Exactly…the heat of the moment aside, we throw down the tarp in the event of a rain delay…
August 28, 2007 @ 9:43 am
HOLD UP, HOLD UP!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!! On top of that, he didn’t “feel right” doing what I wanted him to do while I was giving him oral…
Now y’all know, I’m VERY kinky…so I wanted him to like FORCE me to do the shit, even though it wasn’t really force because I wanted to do it…its a mind thing for me…so I wanted him to like grab my head (no problem) and force me to suck his dick, and I wanted him to call me dirty names while I was doing…he didn’t “feel right” doing that…sayin it felt like he was degrading me…I’m like nigga thats the point!!! It ain’t like we out in public and I want you to smack me around and call me a bitch…we’re being intimate…just me and you…nigga just grab my head and call me a slut…fuck is so hard about that??
Niggas I tell ya!!
August 28, 2007 @ 9:43 am
@Haze…
Oh… now that some bullshit.
I would aim for an eye or an earlobe before I target a poor defenseless bedsheet.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:47 am
Haze Honey Says:
August 28th, 2007 at 9:43 am e
HOLD UP, HOLD UP!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!! On top of that, he didn’t “feel right” doing what I wanted him to do while I was giving him oral
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He prolly ain’t use to that and he might even be catching hard feelings. Because I can degrade a bitch all day if that what she wants but I would feel funny doing it to a shorty that I am getting sweet on. Don’t get it twisted, I aim to please so I will oblige but I wouldn’t feel the same about it than if I was doing it with some fuck slut that I was just digging out out of convenience.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:49 am
He prolly ain’t use to that and he might even be catching hard feelings. Because I can degrade a bitch all day if that what she wants but I would feel funny doing it to a shorty that I am getting sweet on. Don’t get it twisted, I aim to please so I will oblige but I wouldn’t feel the same about it than if I was doing it with some fuck slut that I was just digging out out of convenience.
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Well we are very close and it is deeper than just fuck buddies, we ain’t finna get married or no shit like that…but I just feel like we need to do what we need to do in order to please each other. If I wanna be called a dirty lil slut, nigga do that shit! If you want me to give you head while you driving, I’ma do that!
But I told him it was ok, and not to worry about it…but really I was upset…I didn’t see what the big deal was…
Degrade me damn it!! LOL
August 28, 2007 @ 9:50 am
‘So if a broad says “ooooh these is good linens” and they feel like “sheets”….she’s a damn lie.’
LMAO!
August 28, 2007 @ 9:51 am
alone be willing to do all Hzae did and then go 4 1/2 rounds
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HOLD UP
N-SITE EH EM JONI! You made him nut five times
5 fa FA FAH FIVE TIMES!!!!!
YOU MADE HIM NUT FI FYE FOH FIVE TIMES
CINCO TIMES
WOW congradulations you just earned potential wifey status on Banga’s! I couldn’t top that if I tried list.
if you want a couple bills and cash for groceries n weed
I got you 
holla at me. Cuz if you got me
August 28, 2007 @ 9:53 am
When I got a nice one coming thru, I put on the “fuck sheets”.
I thought I was the only one… here I am feeling all weird an shit cause I got a twister matt on the bed instead of sheets… Good shit fellas.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:54 am
Yes Banga…
FIF !!!!
One .. two… three… four… FIF !!!
August 28, 2007 @ 9:55 am
Nigga…. I have busted five nuts in the past 13 days…lol.
August 28, 2007 @ 9:55 am
haven’t
August 28, 2007 @ 9:55 am
Haze Honey Says:
HOLD UP, HOLD UP!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!! On top of that, he didn’t “feel right” doing what I wanted him to do while I was giving him oral…
Now y’all know, I’m VERY kinky…so I wanted him to like FORCE me to do the shit, even though it wasn’t really force because I wanted to do it…its a mind thing for me…so I wanted him to like grab my head (no problem) and force me to suck his dick, and I wanted him to call me dirty names while I was doing…he didn’t “feel right” doing that…sayin it felt like he was degrading me…I’m like nigga thats the point!!! It ain’t like we out in public and I want you to smack me around and call me a bitch…we’re being intimate…just me and you…nigga just grab my head and call me a slut…fuck is so hard about that??
Niggas I tell ya!!
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i feel you mama… when you figure out a way to get a guy that ‘doesnt feel right’ to do it.. PLEASE let me know.. i’m having htat same issue right now… i swear i just want to stop, look him dead in the face and say “beat me like you mean it, Ike!”
August 28, 2007 @ 9:56 am
Now y’all know, I’m VERY kinky…so I wanted him to like FORCE me to do the shit, even though it wasn’t really force because I wanted to do it…its a mind thing for me…so I wanted him to like grab my head (no problem) and force me to suck his dick, and I wanted him to call me dirty names while I was doing…he didn’t “feel right” doing that…sayin it felt like he was degrading me…I’m like nigga thats the point!!! It ain’t like we out in public and I want you to smack me around and call me a bitch…we’re being intimate…just me and you…nigga just grab my head and call me a slut…fuck is so hard about that??
Ok once again i thought i was the only women who was like this LMAO
August 28, 2007 @ 9:57 am
@ihadno
sweetie needs to change her name to Dy-nasty
cuz after 3 I woulda just handed you my wallet, the keys to my car and called you my mommy
August 28, 2007 @ 9:58 am
@ P
U know what …LMAOOOOOOO u owe me some money for my laptop
August 28, 2007 @ 9:58 am
sweetie needs to change her name to Dy-nasty
cuz after 3 I woulda just handed you my wallet, the keys to my car and called you my mommy
dont 4get rolling over in a fetal position and sucking ur thumb
August 28, 2007 @ 9:58 am
But I told him it was ok, and not to worry about it…but really I was upset…I didn’t see what the big deal was…
Yeah dude likes you… I dont know why we’re built like that but we cross that threshold an all of a sudden we feel bad cause its a chick we diggin on…. Nowadays I just say “fuck it” we both some nasty muthafuckass
August 28, 2007 @ 10:03 am
@Banga….
I have gotten a solid 3 nuts off of a RedBullHenny night and I have done 4 or 5 in one day but 4 or 5 in one set is just damn painful. Thats some “fresh outta high school” shit…
Even the white bitches back off after the second nut…lol
August 28, 2007 @ 10:03 am
i swear i just want to stop, look him dead in the face and say “beat me like you mean it, Ike!”
Ladies even though we want you to say that..when it comes out that shit shocks the fuck out of some of us… So it takes a minute to take all that in. Just look at it like this…We have this picture of a woman in our minds and its all pretty and shit…so when that comes out of your mouths it throws us for a loop. But most of us can shake that shit off an beat the shit out of yall
August 28, 2007 @ 10:04 am
“beat me like you mean it, Ike!”
Lawd.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:08 am
I guess it all depends on what a woman is down for. I just go with the flow because I don’t want to insult anybody until after I get my first nut off. After the first nut, I will call you anything you …
“dirty cumsucking fuck slut whore bitch… suck that penis like you used to suck your step daddies you tight mouthed penis vacuum”…
But just in case that offends, I gotta make sure that I leave with something….
August 28, 2007 @ 10:11 am
HOLD UP
N-SITE EH EM JONI! You made him nut five times
5 fa FA FAH FIVE TIMES!!!!!
YOU MADE HIM NUT FI FYE FOH FIVE TIMES
CINCO TIMES
WOW congradulations you just earned potential wifey status on Banga’s! I couldn’t top that if I tried list.
if you want a couple bills and cash for groceries n weed
holla at me. Cuz if you got me I got you
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I mean I don’t look at it as nothing special…I like sucking dick and if a dude likes it too (meaning he can keep cumming and keep getting it up) its makes it even better…but this dude was just straight up trippin, because of a damn half nut…nigga I done already rolled up and took care of my oral hygiene…its ova, LO
August 28, 2007 @ 10:11 am
“dirty cumsucking fuck slut whore bitch… suck that penis like you used to suck your step daddies you tight mouthed penis vacuum”…
Damn… i just got insulted…..
August 28, 2007 @ 10:12 am
dont 4get rolling over in a fetal position and sucking ur thumb
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that sounds gay!
any grown man who A turns the other cheek and B sucks his thumb is batting for the other team, raising the enemies flag pole, stealing seasage from the meat factory and diggin for coal in the wrong mine.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:13 am
I mean I don’t look at it as nothing special…
An by you saying that right there…puts you over the top. Good shit.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:14 am
“dirty cumsucking fuck slut whore bitch… suck that penis like you used to suck your step daddies you tight mouthed penis vacuum”…
But just in case that offends, I gotta make sure that I leave with something….
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Thats all I want…
Grab a fist full of hair, and shove ya dick down my throat…and just say, “suck daddy’s dick like a good lil slut” or something comparable…
And we were in EVERY possible position…him standing up, me on my knees, him straddled across my chest, fucking my mouth, him laying down on his back, me hunched ova top of him, the list goes on and on…
I’m too through…niggas don’t be appreciating SHIT!!!
August 28, 2007 @ 10:15 am
i swear i just want to stop, look him dead in the face and say “beat me like you mean it, Ike!”
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okay, apparently you want me to get fired up in here, cause I’m laughing uncontrollably at that shit…
This site needs a “boss button” like Workopolis, dammit.
But I do feel you on the men who can’t handle the sh*t…I mean, when I was first kicking it with the husband, we did all sorts of crazy shit…then all of a sudden because he admitted he’s in LOVE, he couldn’t get all rough any more…WTF?
It took almost a month to get him back into form. :mad:
August 28, 2007 @ 10:15 am
‘Grab a fist full of hair, and shove ya dick down my throat’
Now I’m puttin my bid in just like Banga.
LMAO!
August 28, 2007 @ 10:16 am
Damn… i just got insulted…..
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See…
I am very creative with shit and it ain’t gonna be a walk in the park. Imma make her feel like she in an indonesian sex slave camp after I am finished with the bitch. Treat em like prosties if they want it but be careful what they ask for. Because imma fuck a bitches face till she growing pubic hair out her cheek bones.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:17 am
feel you mama… when you figure out a way to get a guy that ‘doesnt feel right’ to do it.. PLEASE let me know.. i’m having htat same issue right now… i swear i just want to stop, look him dead in the face and say “beat me like you mean it, Ike!”
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Yeah AND you gotta be convincing…don’t give me no half assed insults…call me a slut like you mean it damn it!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn P and Cec…I thought I was the only one, LOL
August 28, 2007 @ 10:20 am
Haze wasn’t born of this planet…
\
She was sent here on a chrome plated spaceship in the shape of a dildo from the planet Fuckmemore.
She don’t even have a heartbeat. She runs on unleaded gas and her mouth and vagina can form to shape of any penis…
She doesn’t swallow because the foreign matter might fuck up her circuitry….
August 28, 2007 @ 10:20 am
I mean I don’t look at it as nothing special…I like sucking dick and if a dude likes it too (meaning he can keep cumming and keep getting it up) its makes it even better…but this dude was just straight up trippin, because of a damn half nut…nigga I done already rolled up and took care of my oral hygiene…its ova, LO
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LOOK FIRST Im not sure my sperm bank has 4 1/2 nuts in me
gotta confirm with my investors Minute Maid, Gensing,Red Bull and Corona
However after 4 Im prolly wondering just how much is left in the tank. So if I think I got five in me, we’re gonna keep going till my balls are the since of a small raisenette!
August 28, 2007 @ 10:21 am
Yeah AND you gotta be convincing…don’t give me no half assed insults…call me a slut like you mean it damn it!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn P and Cec…I thought I was the only one,
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Nope… it seems that there are at least three of yall…
When should I book your plane tickets…
August 28, 2007 @ 10:22 am
I already know that “I don’t got 5 on it”…
I don’t have kids yet so I gotta save the good sperm…lol.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:22 am
This is such a disgusting thread that I think I will skip lunch today…lol.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:23 am
She doesn’t swallow because the foreign matter might fuck up her circuitry….
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Well I TRIED to swallow, really because we were in the moment and his face was so screwed up and his grip was so tight on my damn head, that I said “what the hell”
I’ve broken TWO of my THREE hell naw rules with this dude…
August 28, 2007 @ 10:24 am
…don’t give me no half assed insults…call me a slut like you mean it damn it!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn P and Cec…I thought I was the only one, LOL
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Wow
that would get your gas bill paid for the month
swallowing would get your EZ pass on too
August 28, 2007 @ 10:25 am
‘I already know that “I don’t got 5 on it”‘
LMBAO!
dayum.
I’d prolly be skeetin dust my damn self.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:25 am
LOOK FIRST Im not sure my sperm bank has 4 1/2 nuts in me
gotta confirm with my investors Minute Maid, Gensing,Red Bull and Corona
However after 4 Im prolly wondering just how much is left in the tank. So if I think I got five in me, we’re gonna keep going till my balls are the since of a small raisenette!
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Fuck that I was done! I did my good deed for the night…four and a half nuts (which SHOULD have been five) is enough to hold ya ass of until tomorrow…
I’ve been sucking this niggas dick AT LEAST twice a night for the past week, with him cumming every time…I think I’ve spoiled him and now I he needs to be punished…
August 28, 2007 @ 10:27 am
But the shit also can backfire… I grab this chick throat one time while she was giving me head… and called her “the nasties lil dick sucking bitch I ever met… suck that muthafuckin dick you fine ass black HOE”…bitch pulled back an punch me in the stomache… I guess I was too caught up to see her face damn near turn blue. oopps…my bad
August 28, 2007 @ 10:29 am
But the shit also can backfire… I grab this chick throat one time while she was giving me head… and called her “the nasties lil dick sucking bitch I ever met… suck that muthafuckin dick you fine ass black HOE”…bitch pulled back an punch me in the stomache… I guess I was too caught up to see her face damn near turn blue. oopps…my bad
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Naw, I like it rough, I like it nasty…real nasty…the nastier the better…
Just don’t be calling me no “nasty lil cumdumpster” over the breakfast table…you liable to wind up with a sausage patty up ya ass!!
August 28, 2007 @ 10:31 am
Damn…I think I could give ya 4 but that pushing it.
If i give you that dont expect to fuck with me until about 8pm that next day… I need my recoup time.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:31 am
Thats why I say “niggas NEVA satisfied”
Cause y’all ain’t…give a nigga an inch…his ass wanna take a mile!
August 28, 2007 @ 10:32 am
Just don’t be calling me no “nasty lil cumdumpster” over the breakfast table…you liable to wind up with a sausage patty up ya ass!!
See that my shit… I want to look at you the next morning an say you are a nasty muthafuckaa….That shit turns me on right there.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:34 am
“Grab a fist full of hair, and shove ya dick down my throat…and just say, “suck daddy’s dick like a good lil slut” or something comparable…”
thats all i’m saaying…… i mean really, the dirty talk is jsut some freaky shit, theres no worry that i’ma look @ you the next morning on some “do you really think i’m a hoe?” bs… b/c bottom line- i am- i’m YOUr ho and you better act like it if you want your dick sucked right
August 28, 2007 @ 10:35 am
See that my shit… I want to look at you the next morning an say you are a nasty muthafuckaa….That shit turns me on right there.
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naw, cjp- if you are lucky enough to get breakfast, you better be singing “she’s my queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen” when I sit down….
August 28, 2007 @ 10:36 am
Cause y’all ain’t…give a nigga an inch…his ass wanna take a mile!
Hold up now…cause Ive ate at the Y a many of times to where a chick has had to beat a nigga back… until my tongue has caught a sprain…until my whole head had been completley frosted… and you would think that would be enough but a chick would be like “ohh do that shit again”… “Bitch do you know how long I was down there… I cant even form correct sentences right now…Fuck YOU”
August 28, 2007 @ 10:37 am
Cause y’all ain’t…give a nigga an inch…his ass wanna take a mile!
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD THING
I’ve yet to meet a women whose satisfied wit one inch
why you think we say, jus let me put the head in
next thing you know your gettin shafted
August 28, 2007 @ 10:39 am
naw, cjp- if you are lucky enough to get breakfast, you better be singing “she’s my queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen” when I sit down….
Jaeda
if the puss and head is good I make you breakfast…but if its not I will get the fuck outta of there soon as Im done… Those that dont get breakfast…also should not expect a call back either….
August 28, 2007 @ 10:43 am
thats all i’m saaying…… i mean really, the dirty talk is jsut some freaky shit, theres no worry that i’ma look @ you the next morning on some “do you really think i’m a hoe?” bs… b/c bottom line- i am- i’m YOUr ho and you better act like it if you want your dick sucked right
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Exactly…no funny looks the next day…back to business as usual!! Its all in the act, its all apart of the sexual experience…I’m not gonna feel some kinda way about it later or the next day…I want a dude looking at me and saying to himself,
“Damn, I luv (not literally) that freaky bitch right there….”
Being as though I’ve NEVER had an orgasm from male penetration, my pleasure comes from making HIS experience with me unique…
I don’t want him to think/say “Damn, I just fucked Haze”
I want him to think/say “Daaaaaaaaayum!! Haze just fucked THAT SHIT outta me!!”
August 28, 2007 @ 10:44 am
naw, cjp- if you are lucky enough to get breakfast, you better be singing “she’s my queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen” when I sit down….
—————Sorry Jae
but I’m gettin Breakfast then I did an exceptional job and I was supposed to get breakfast. Thats why you made it, and quiet frankly your prolly makin me breakfast to get me reenergized so we can go at it again cuz you want some or you want me to come back soon and wear it out again!
Breakfast is a good dick investment.
This message was brought to you by, Tet zozo productions
August 28, 2007 @ 10:48 am
but I’m gettin Breakfast then I did an exceptional job and I was supposed to get breakfast. Thats why you made it, and quiet frankly your prolly makin me breakfast to get me reenergized so we can go at it again cuz you want some or you want me to come back soon and wear it out again!
Breakfast is a good dick investment.
This message was brought to you by, Tet zozo productions
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respect is a good pussy investment lol…feel free to tear the shit up and disrespect me in bed( or car…or hotel balcony), but when we’re out of it…get ya mind right, and you might get it again.
and YOU get breakfast because I’M hungry and I feel it’s impolite to eat in front of guests who have performed well…if you are exceptional, i’m taking you OUT for breakfast.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:49 am
Aw shit I forgot…
Its the 28 of AUG
yall better get that
CJP vs. Caribe….the shit will be Dylan(hot fiyah)
August 28, 2007 @ 10:49 am
and YOU get breakfast because I’M hungry and I feel it’s impolite to eat in front of guests who have performed well…if you are exceptional, i’m taking you OUT for breakfast.
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Oh shit… that means I get TWO breakfast meats and cheese on my eggs!
August 28, 2007 @ 10:52 am
Oh shit… that means I get TWO breakfast meats and cheese on my eggs!
what is that from…. martin?
August 28, 2007 @ 10:52 am
Aw shit…
we was supposed to have an album release party or something…
skrippers and free liquor.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:53 am
P: LMAOOOOO…nah but I asked a chick that once…
August 28, 2007 @ 10:55 am
Hell yeah… Album release party tonight
At the skripp club or your choice… I’ll hit yall up with the song list tomorrow.
and remember if i dont out sell .50 and ye im gonna stop eating pussy….
oh yeah fuck Pacman Jones….
August 28, 2007 @ 10:55 am
and YOU get breakfast because I’M hungry and I feel it’s impolite to eat in front of guests who have performed well…if you are exceptional, i’m taking you OUT for breakfast.
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Why go to IHOP
when you make strawberry Eggo Waffles in 5minutes and wash it all down wit a nice protein shake!
August 28, 2007 @ 10:56 am
I’ve broken TWO of my THREE hell naw rules with this dude…
Oh shit that means the next thing is the poop shoot….
August 28, 2007 @ 10:57 am
‘oh yeah fuck Pacman Jones…’
BEEF IV!
Or whatever the fuck version they’re on now.
August 28, 2007 @ 10:58 am
…and I can see you tellin disappointed broads…”the record industry climate ain’t good right now…bootleggin’s up…I’m sorry but due to that, I can’t eat your pussy…”
August 28, 2007 @ 10:59 am
Why go to IHOP
when you make strawberry Eggo Waffles in 5minutes and wash it all down wit a nice protein shake!
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strawberry eggo waffles? hell naw…and be hungry again after the first nut?
If you “hit the BOT-tom” (/alexxys), you’re getting brunch, and then we’re fucking till late dinner reservations.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:02 am
naj
I was supposed to come on here an say the album got pushed back but fuck if I say my shit will come out on a date its coming…LOL
Due to downloading and all that other shit I cant eat the puss sorry sweetie….
August 28, 2007 @ 11:04 am
strawberry eggo waffles? hell naw…and be hungry again after the first nut?
If you “hit the BOT-tom” (/alexxys), you’re getting brunch, and then we’re fucking till late dinner reservations.
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But then you gotta be careful you’re not too fed because of the ‘itis…
Brunch is a good idea….since you tryin to make niggas do “two-a-days” stay away from the soul food spots…
August 28, 2007 @ 11:04 am
If you “hit the BOT-tom” (/alexxys), you’re getting brunch, and then we’re fucking till late dinner reservations.
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Really?
Note to Self
Jae is bout it!
@EVERYONE
WE SHOULD MAKE A BEAT IT UP BENEFIT PACKAGE
INSTEAD OF A HMO IT WOULD THE BBP
1ST BENEFIT
AFTER 3 NUTS BACK TO BACK TO BACK
SHORTY GETS A BILL PAID
August 28, 2007 @ 11:07 am
Scenario….
Chick…wait…why you goin for condoms…what happened to me?
CJP…I can’t do that anymore?
Chick…Why not?
CJP….Napster, bitch!!! Now be a good sport and bend over…
August 28, 2007 @ 11:11 am
@Banga…
Speaking of skeeting….
I just caught your CARNIVAL thread and I can’t wait for Miami Carnival in Oct.
Is anyone else gon be out there ???
August 28, 2007 @ 11:12 am
Its chicks going to by CD as we speak….
August 28, 2007 @ 11:16 am
Oh shit that means the next thing is the poop shoot….
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Exactly…and he wants to do it…but he done tore his fucken draws wit me…for now anyway, LOL
August 28, 2007 @ 11:16 am
“Oh shit that means the next thing is the poop shoot….”
thats a no-no? opps :oops:
August 28, 2007 @ 11:18 am
Exactly…and he wants to do it…but he done tore his fucken draws wit me…for now anyway, LOL
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LMAOOOOOOOO…
We be fucken up sometimes….damn shame.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:19 am
1ST BENEFIT
AFTER 3 NUTS BACK TO BACK TO BACK
SHORTY GETS A BILL PAID
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Dude, all my bills would be PAID UP FOR A YEAR…fucken with you…three nuts back to back?? Nigga that ain’t shit…most of y’all dudes can’t even handle that shit…
August 28, 2007 @ 11:19 am
Persia
Just relax….calm your mind. You cant be gettin all tense and shit it wont work that way….
August 28, 2007 @ 11:21 am
most of y’all dudes can’t even handle that shit…
Oh naw…I could do that but I would knock off at two just so I wouldnt have to pay that damn electric bill… Nigga I aint crazy
August 28, 2007 @ 11:21 am
thats a no-no? opps
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P I’ve never done it before…but dude has me OPEN to the idea…I know he enjoys it, but I don’t know if I WILL…
I’ve heard rave reviews from males AND females, about how good it is…but after this Monday night fuckery…I dunno…
August 28, 2007 @ 11:24 am
any grown man who A turns the other cheek and B sucks his thumb is batting for the other team, raising the enemies flag pole, stealing seasage from the meat factory and diggin for coal in the wrong mine
LMOA so bottom line is…u dont get down like that..ok ..check
August 28, 2007 @ 11:24 am
‘most of y’all dudes can’t even handle that shit…’
we can handle it…
but it’s like, dick can only take so much.
Shit ain’t made of platinum.
**and if it was niggaz woulda been pawned it**
August 28, 2007 @ 11:25 am
most of y’all dudes can’t even handle that shit…’
we can handle it…
but it’s like, dick can only take so much.
Shit ain’t made of platinum.
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Boooooooooooo!!!
Sounds like some fuck shit to me.
Always talking about women are quitters and blah, blah, blah…niggas get in the pussy, and nut after FIVE mins, then act like they didn’t cum…wanna keep fucking you like you can’t feel his dick is soft as a muthaphucka…
Niggas say one thing, but can’t follow through…
August 28, 2007 @ 11:26 am
Yeah AND you gotta be convincing…don’t give me no half assed insults…call me a slut like you mean it damn it!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn P and Cec…I thought I was the only one, LOL
No U aint…i aint to big on the hair pullin, especially if i got me some new weave …but its suntin about u talking to me like that make me real horny …like i better submit or else
August 28, 2007 @ 11:26 am
Haze Honey Says:
August 28th, 2007 at 11:19 am e
1ST BENEFIT
AFTER 3 NUTS BACK TO BACK TO BACK
SHORTY GETS A BILL PAID
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Dude, all my bills would be PAID UP FOR A YEAR…fucken with you…three nuts back to back?? Nigga that ain’t shit…most of y’all dudes can’t even handle that shit…
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Its harder than you think (pun intended!)
just have my breakfast pre cooked
cuz professor put a bitch to sleep is not gonna be happy after you take a nappy
let me stop buggin
August 28, 2007 @ 11:29 am
Its harder than you think (pun intended!)
just have my breakfast pre cooked
cuz professor put a bitch to sleep is not gonna be happy after you take a nappy
let me stop buggin
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Dude, that shit is NOT hard…three nuts?? Anyway I want?? I done made dudes cum on themselves WITHOUT penetration or oral…puh-leeze…
Three nuts back to back ain’t shit…
August 28, 2007 @ 11:30 am
P I’ve never done it before…but dude has me OPEN to the idea…I know he enjoys it, but I don’t know if I WILL…
I’ve heard rave reviews from males AND females, about how good it is…but after this Monday night fuckery…I dunno…
you will… AFTER the first 5-10 minutes.. that intial “oh shit” moment (no pun intented- eww) is rough.. but after that.. er..um.. yeah… see…
GREAT, now i gotta go home on lunch.. FUCK!
August 28, 2007 @ 11:30 am
‘niggas get in the pussy, and nut after FIVE mins, then act like they didn’t cum…wanna keep fucking you like you can’t feel his dick is soft as a muthaphucka…’
So can niggaz get a ‘timeout’ to get his shit together?
Like, put the dick in ya mouth until it gets hard again?
August 28, 2007 @ 11:31 am
side note: can we get an edit to that pic and put it @ the bottom of the post or something… refresh @ my job got these nosey asses all up in my b-i
August 28, 2007 @ 11:32 am
Dude, that shit is NOT hard…three nuts?? Anyway I want?? I done made dudes cum on themselves WITHOUT penetration or oral…puh-leeze…
Three nuts back to back ain’t shit…
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Damn
ur using ESP
what are you an X-Men!
dats one helluva mutant power!!!!
August 28, 2007 @ 11:33 am
@Haze….
(Pause)
This is true? You did this?
On the real tho…my joint woulda been numb after like 3. Don’t get me wrong, I could still go, but at that point it’d be all for you.
But wow…I gotta give a hand clap on that one.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:34 am
That nigga is crazy.
Most broads can’t suck a dick long enough to get me one nut. This nigga got FOUR! FOUR FUCKIN NUTS OFF OF HEAD! AND she didn’t wanna fuck. Just give him head. AND she cooked for him.
Most broads get on that “my jaw hurts” or “my mouth is dry” shit. What.The.Fuck?
This nigga needs help.
Get better. (to him)
I’m missing out on life…FUCK!
August 28, 2007 @ 11:35 am
Persia
Just relax….calm your mind. You cant be gettin all tense and shit it wont work that way….
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Sounds like you got one of those Rolodexes full of rebuttals…
“Hmmmm…that’s a no-no….”…..
*flippin through book*
“this calls for the “relax” card
August 28, 2007 @ 11:35 am
you will… AFTER the first 5-10 minutes.. that intial “oh shit” moment (no pun intented- eww) is rough.. but after that.. er..um.. yeah… see…
GREAT, now i gotta go home on lunch.. FUCK!
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Hahaha…yeah, so I’ve heard…I dunno…the jury is still out on that one!
August 28, 2007 @ 11:36 am
P I’ve never done it before…but dude has me OPEN to the idea…I know he enjoys it, but I don’t know if I WILL…
I’ve heard rave reviews from males AND females, about how good it is…but after this Monday night fuckery…I dunno…
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he’s questionable on that lol…if you can appreciate 4.5 nuts, then I don’t know if you’ll appreciate the ass properly…
but it’s good if you get somebody who knows what they are doing…can’t trust a dude who watched one two many pornos and they think it’s just going to SLIIIIIIIIIIIDE on in and they can just ATTACK the ass.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:36 am
Boooooooooooo!!!
Sounds like some fuck shit to me.
Always talking about women are quitters and blah, blah, blah…niggas get in the pussy, and nut after FIVE mins, then act like they didn’t cum…wanna keep fucking you like you can’t feel his dick is soft as a muthaphucka…
Niggas say one thing, but can’t follow through…
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I don’t get it though. Instead of taking a “quick bust” as a compliment to how good yalls pussy is, yall take it as disrespect…lol. I’ve dove in some unexpectedly good pussy and lasted as long as an MTV commercial break… I ain’t afraid to admit it…. shit happens. Now if that shit happened all the time than we’ve got a problem but no nigga is busting off in 5 minutes off of bad pussy…
take the quick bust as a compliment and make sure the nigga re-ups the next time around.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:38 am
Damn
ur using ESP
what are you an X-Men!
dats one helluva mutant power!!!!
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Who says mutants are a danger to our society?
August 28, 2007 @ 11:41 am
Boooooooooooo!!!
Sounds like some fuck shit to me.
Always talking about women are quitters and blah, blah, blah…niggas get in the pussy, and nut after FIVE mins, then act like they didn’t cum…wanna keep fucking you like you can’t feel his dick is soft as a muthaphucka…
Niggas say one thing, but can’t follow through…
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Now you know that some bull right there…if we fuck an come in 5mins we hear shit…AND if we stay in the puss for a Long period of time an dont cum we hear shit…. Women are never satisfied.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:42 am
See… the mountain to climb is always the first nut. After the fisrt nut, its gonna take about another 2 pints of sweat before I let loose on the second one. My balls just don’t produce that much liquid… they believe in quality and not quantity…lol.
Anything after the second nut is “all for you” as CIC just stated because I ain’t feeling a damn thing…
August 28, 2007 @ 11:42 am
@ Cic
Yes, this is a true story…happened just LAST night…niggas I tell ya…NIGGAS!!!
@Chevy
Thats what I’m sayin…most dudes don’t cum off of oral, and even if they do, its not repeatedly in one damn night…like back to back sessions…this nigga got out four and a half and STILL wasn’t satisfied…NIGGAS!!
August 28, 2007 @ 11:42 am
Haze:
Some chicks say getting fucked in the ass feels so good. Some broads really like that shit.
All I can say is that it’s wetter than the pussy.
*looks at computer screen*
*shakes head*
*frowns up*
*realizes some shit doesn’t look good written/typed out*
August 28, 2007 @ 11:43 am
can’t trust a dude who watched one two many pornos and they think it’s just going to SLIIIIIIIIIIIDE on in and they can just ATTACK the ass.
LMAOOOOO… that reminds me of this chick that said she wanted me to treat her ass like a pussy…. LMAOOOOOOO
Yeah…that went well.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:44 am
@Haze….
But yall love that shit though… when a nigga goes in soft and 45 seconds later he is tapping your fucking lungs…lol
August 28, 2007 @ 11:46 am
@IHNC and CJP
So I should take five min fuck sessions as a compliment?? GTFOH!!!
Thats like saying y’all should be happy when a bitch tells you that her jaws hurt from sucking your dick because its “too big”
Man up and fuck me damn it!!
August 28, 2007 @ 11:47 am
I stay away from the ass play. I aim to please so I will always honor a request once I run it by old Gravedigger but I will never offer that shit.. no pun.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:48 am
‘and STILL wasn’t satisfied’
Nigga just needed help getting the skeet out…
**puts on medical coat**
Human males are only capable of so many ejaculations during a given time.
Semen and muscle wise. Dude was literally ‘tapped out’.
He should prolly charge you with attempted murder.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:49 am
All I can say is that it’s wetter than the pussy.
*Biggie voice*
Word? ….
Anal?
August 28, 2007 @ 11:49 am
‘Thats like saying y’all should be happy when a bitch tells you that her jaws hurt from sucking your dick because its “too big”‘
Um…yes…
we’re simple.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:50 am
Ok, but what about if dude has a monster cock?? I don’t think my lil ass can take a monster cock, for real…like the puss can BARELY take an above average dude…so I can’t IMAGINE what it feels like in the asshole…
August 28, 2007 @ 11:51 am
Haze Honey Says:
August 28th, 2007 at 11:46 am e
@IHNC and CJP
So I should take five min fuck sessions as a compliment?? GTFOH!!!
Thats like saying y’all should be happy when a bitch tells you that her jaws hurt from sucking your dick because its “too big”
Man up and fuck me damn it!!
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No… its the equivalent of fucking a broad for 5 minutes and her cumming. Its not like the niggas dick was hurting after he busted.
But just because a nigga busts his first nut after 5 minutes shouldn’t mean that the session is over. I never said he has to call it quits . I’ll be damned if I am fucking a broad for an hour and haven’t busted off yet…
At that point it prolly ain’t gonna happen.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:51 am
‘Thats like saying y’all should be happy when a bitch tells you that her jaws hurt from sucking your dick because its “too big”’
Shameful.
I’ve heard this dumb shit before.
I tried to murder her throat after that. I made her actually throw up from the dick too far down her larynx.
Bitch got the nerve to look at me crazy afterwards.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:51 am
Um…yes…
we’re simple.
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BULLSHIT!!!
August 28, 2007 @ 11:52 am
‘I don’t think my lil ass can take a monster cock,’
I’ve got a text message you should see then.
LMAO!
**imagine a beer can in the cooch, and a beer can in the ass**
August 28, 2007 @ 11:53 am
We ARE simple…
ya’ll just add the complications.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:54 am
Haze Honey Says:
August 28th, 2007 at 11:50 am e
Ok, but what about if dude has a monster cock?? I don’t think my lil ass can take a monster cock, for real…like the puss can BARELY take an above average dude…so I can’t IMAGINE what it feels like in the asshole…
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Exactly. Either she has to have a “tunnel-like asshole” that has had many passengers on her train or the dude should be built like a pencil because I have never been able to get opass the head without an “ouch”…
And then you have to relax the bitch an alladat… bitch please.
Just gargle these. Its almost 6 oclock and you should be about on your way out
August 28, 2007 @ 11:56 am
No… its the equivalent of fucking a broad for 5 minutes and her cumming. Its not like the niggas dick was hurting after he busted.
But just because a nigga busts his first nut after 5 minutes shouldn’t mean that the session is over. I never said he has to call it quits . I’ll be damned if I am fucking a broad for an hour and haven’t busted off yet…
At that point it prolly ain’t gonna happen.
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WEll that ain’t neva happened to me so I can’t relate…I’ve never cum off of the dick so that just went in one ear and out the other, LOL
I’m just starting to believe that sex is REALLY, REALLY overated…if the only way I can cum is by playing WITH MY OWN pussy, while I’m giving YOU some head, something is very wrong with that picture…
@Chevy
Fuck that, no throwing up on the dick…thats a no-no…I’ll be cryin on the inside before I do that…
Like I said, I like gettin my face fucked, so as long as he can keep it hard, my mouth can stay wet, we going for the gold baby…
August 28, 2007 @ 11:56 am
Man up and fuck me damn it!!
See…I pride myself on my dick game. You should never give out weak shit. Now I cant front and say I havent gotten knocked out in the first round but the many of times I went the distance overshadows them… and fuckin with me if its 5min or 5 hours you gon be satisfied…. thats all im saying. It’ll be the best damn 5 mins of your fucken life.
August 28, 2007 @ 11:57 am
Well…
**putting on porn director hat**
anal in the movies comes with the aid of a ‘fluffer’.
The ass is ready for action by the time the cameras are rollin.
August 28, 2007 @ 12:03 pm
‘Fuck that, no throwing up on the dick…thats a no-no…I’ll be cryin on the inside before I do that…’
Are you serious?
Did you think I let this broad throw up on MY dick? Shit that said the cool cat…I would have beaten that broad’s ass like no other.
‘Exactly. Either she has to have a “tunnel-like asshole” that has had many passengers on her train or the dude should be built like a pencil because I have never been able to get opass the head without an “ouch”…’
Nah nigga. Some broads can handle it. Everything ain’t for every bitch. Some bitches can take it, some can’t. Some ask for it, some don’t. Depends on the broad and her willingness.
Ecstacy pills have been my Steve Nash as of late. *gives my own self dap*
August 28, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
I’m just starting to believe that sex is REALLY, REALLY overated…if the only way I can cum is by playing WITH MY OWN pussy, while I’m giving YOU some head, something is very wrong with that picture…
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Now thats some bullshit… you need to find a “how to cum” book or something…lol. I hate running into broads like you that NEVER cum off the penis and expect a nigga to give unlimited head to get you off…lol.
And then wanna look at me like I did something wrong even though you ain’t never cum off of dick …..
WTF is that about ?
August 28, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
@ Haze
It’s not about size, it really isn’t…if he knows what he’s doing, you’ll feel so great it will barely register…if he’s fucked up, he could have a 4-inch dick as thick as a hotdog and you’ll be ready to give him an elbow to the side of the head.
August 28, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
anal in the movies comes with the aid of a ‘fluffer’.
The ass is ready for action by the time the cameras are rollin.
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plus them chicks have an ass holes cleaned out before they do those scenes
I’ve heard some anal nightmares of ngz charging up the shtter and not being able to identify that terrible smell till they find the sht covered condom the next morning.
August 28, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
@Chev…
I’ve only done that “third and long assplay” with a couple of broads and none of them could take the whole thing like I see in the pornos and porn is my blueprint…lol.
I don’t think I want to be boning a chick with and asshole deeper than her cooch anyways…
I like respectable sluts…lol.
August 28, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
The ass is ready for action by the time the cameras are rollin.
An thats the thing right there…before i get down with any chick i get myself mentally prepared for whats about to go down… From what my go bad to if she has a another chick with her. Hell I even got an S&M contingency plan… You gotta be prepared..
August 28, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
Now thats some bullshit… you need to find a “how to cum” book or something…lol. I hate running into broads like you that NEVER cum off the penis and expect a nigga to give unlimited head to get you off…lol.
And then wanna look at me like I did something wrong even though you ain’t never cum off of dick …..
WTF is that about ?
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Naw, I don’t expect that at all. I’ve had good dick AND bad dick and none of it has lead up to orgasm.
I don’t expect you to eat the pussy all night, hell most of y’all muthafuckas can’t even DO THAT right…so naw, its not that.
I don’t get mad if I don’t cum, I almost expect NOT to cum…I get mad when you can’t even let me hold out on hope for AT LEAST 45 mins…thats all I’m sayin…
August 28, 2007 @ 12:10 pm
LMAO!
Wow…
we buggin.
August 28, 2007 @ 12:10 pm
plus them chicks have an ass holes cleaned out before they do those scenes
I’ve heard some anal nightmares of ngz charging up the shtter and not being able to identify that terrible smell till they find the sht covered condom the next morning.
Wouldn’t you need to have that cleansing if you do hella anal scenes anyway?…
That’s why it ain’t for everybody…
She’s like the nigga that only comes in on punt returns…
August 28, 2007 @ 12:10 pm
‘I like respectable sluts…lol.’
August 28, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
jaedalaurez Says:
August 28th, 2007 at 12:04 pm e
@ Haze
It’s not about size, it really isn’t…if he knows what he’s doing, you’ll feel so great it will barely register…if he’s fucked up, he could have a 4-inch dick as thick as a hotdog and you’ll be ready to give him an elbow to the side of the head
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Or you might just have a penis ready asshole…lol.
See.. that just too much thought involved. I can’t shift from 5 to 1st like that. You gotta message the back a the broads neck and shoulders and be gentle… GTFOH…
Ain’t nothing gentle about what I am gonna do to you. You was just calling me “the Holy Ghost” and now you want me to relax you…
Stretch your shit out with a dildo then come and holla. I ain’t in the cinstruction business
August 28, 2007 @ 12:13 pm
construction
August 28, 2007 @ 12:13 pm
It’s not about size, it really isn’t…if he knows what he’s doing, you’ll feel so great it will barely register…if he’s fucked up, he could have a 4-inch dick as thick as a hotdog and you’ll be ready to give him an elbow to the side of the head.
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which brings me to my next point
never ever ever brag on your dick
We kid here
but from what I’ve seen
Its similar to a movie everyone says is the sht
compared to the astronomical expectations you set
chances are your never come close
especially considering women are 10 times nastier than a man will ever be
August 28, 2007 @ 12:13 pm
Wouldn’t you need to have that cleansing if you do hella anal scenes anyway?…
That’s why it ain’t for everybody…
She’s like the nigga that only comes in on punt returns…
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it’s a wrap…I’m officially done working today.
August 28, 2007 @ 12:14 pm
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ all this anal talk
I dunno…I don’t think I’ll go there…this dude done already got the royal fucken treatment…no need to make him any more spoiled than he already is…
I don’t wanna be shittin footballs…naw, lemme keep one whole pure, LMAO
LMAO @ respectable sluts…
August 28, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
She’s like the nigga that only comes in on punt returns…
LMAOOOOOO…. @ you for calling chicks
Devin Hester…..
August 28, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
Damn low expectations…you create multiples, you cook, and appreciate a good kung fu flick?
The Prototype, I tell you…we need you to get more exposure like ipod commercials…
I’m already working on “Haze vs Lazy Bitch” ads like the Mac/PC jawns…
August 28, 2007 @ 12:16 pm
willyjsimmons Says:
August 28th, 2007 at 12:10 pm e
‘I like respectable sluts…lol.’
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There’s 2 words I never thought I’d see side by side
August 28, 2007 @ 12:20 pm
@Naj & Jae
its no mistery Im not into anal never done it
we’re not talkin bout me personally
thats it thats all
August 28, 2007 @ 12:20 pm
I don’t wanna be shittin footballs…naw, lemme keep one whole pure
Encroachment on the defense…. 5 yrs.
August 28, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
Damn low expectations…you create multiples, you cook, and appreciate a good kung fu flick?
The Prototype, I tell you…we need you to get more exposure like ipod commercials…
I’m already working on “Haze vs Lazy Bitch” ads like the Mac/PC jawns…
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
And all I ask in return is 45 mins of dick slangin and an occasional look under the hood of my car…LITERALLY…
August 28, 2007 @ 12:22 pm
LMAOOOOOO…. @ you for calling chicks
Devin Hester…..
Damn…and you see that when Devin Hester plays offense, he gets hurt…
Leave that nigga to kick offs…
Just like we let Supahead stay in her knob slobbin lane…
On some real shit, I wish we could find folks sexual skills out like Madden’s new “special skills” feature.
Imagine if you meet a chick and she has the “good head, good cook, and decent paper” signs above her head, you’d know to go over for dinner…we need these things…
Chicks could use this too…
You walk up to a nigga and although he’s fuckworthy, you can pull up his “Skills” and see for sure…he’s got no dick sign, but he’s got good head game…so you know there’s a consolation…
We need that nowadays…
August 28, 2007 @ 12:27 pm
Chicks could use this too…
You walk up to a nigga and although he’s fuckworthy, you can pull up his “Skills” and see for sure…he’s got no dick sign, but he’s got good head game…so you know there’s a consolation…
We need that nowadays…
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See I’m not even trippin on the head thing…I’ve had ONE dude give me oral to the point that I squirted in his mouth…I mean like they do on the movies…that shit shot out like Evil Kanevil from a cannon…but that only happened once…and hasn’t happened again…
I keep the broads for that, they do it better…nothing better than looking down and seeing a pretty bitch suckin on the clit like its a Flintstone push up
August 28, 2007 @ 12:31 pm
‘nothing better than looking down and seeing a pretty bitch suckin on the clit like its a Flintstone push up’
Wow.
August 28, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
I keep the broads for that, they do it better…nothing better than looking down and seeing a pretty bitch suckin on the clit like its a Flintstone push up
Will you move in with me….
August 28, 2007 @ 12:35 pm
I keep the broads for that, they do it better…nothing better than looking down and seeing a pretty bitch suckin on the clit like its a Flintstone push up
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Wow
I’ve never wanted to own an Ice Cream truck so bad in my entire life
August 28, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
“I got some ice cream… I got some Ice cream…”
Wanna lick ??? … sike”….
August 28, 2007 @ 12:39 pm
LMAO @ ihadno
August 28, 2007 @ 12:45 pm
I keep the broads for that, they do it better…nothing better than looking down and seeing a pretty bitch suckin on the clit like its a Flintstone push up
Will you move in with me….
LMAOOOOOOOO…see…Prototype.
August 28, 2007 @ 12:47 pm
can you add the “good credit” sign, and the “4 kids,3 baby daddy/mamas” sign too?
August 28, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
Ihadno…speaking of…
Link to the old Eddie Murphy album that I listened to as a kid…
When that nigga was the funniest dude alive…
http://rapidshare.com/files/50631688/Eddie_Murphy_-_Eddie_Murphy_1982.zip
August 28, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
Oh yeah add the sign saying ….”this chick is likely to put sugar in ya gas tank and break out your windshield….
August 28, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
I’m sayin…just as much as y’al