First let me say, I fkin luv Carnival
last saturday of August of every yr and its never disappoints.
The amount of eye candy I saw on saturday was just amazing.
I love black women the amount of thighs, legs breast and Turkey Ass( watch Norbit) could put KFC, Popeye, Churchs, Roy Rogers and Roscoes Chicken and Waffles out of business for good. My son was giving chicks the one over. I bagged enough chicks this weekend to have a poke-mon battle!!! I got me a Pikachu, A Balbasor, a Hit-mon-lee, lets just say I’d kick yugiyo’s ass right now. The event was great the thousands of people that show’d up was crazy but we all know we had to have our annual shooting/Stabbing. It just wouldn’t be carnival without it.
So At Stash’s (the same place someone gets shanked or shot every yr)
our home town fans didn’t disappoint. It was so bad my peeps were actually upset people ran. It was only stabbing?! The intended party who was eating a slice of pizza after he left stash’s got stuck and the stabber escaped through the crowd. Its cool why are yall running he wasn’t shanking everyone in his way… Side note I got some bad head this weekend. What makes it worse is shorty had a tongue ring and tried to freek it wit some ice and it still was wack. So I’ve learned 2 things, A its impossible to bust a nut in sub zero temperatures! and B.) Because Im lighted skinned my balls really can turn blue!
Sup fam
August 27, 2007 @ 11:20 am
A its impossible to bust a nut in sub zero temperatures!
Man that ice shit is so overated…you wanna turn me on suck me off while doing my taxes.
August 27, 2007 @ 11:27 am
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOo at your balls turnin blue, LOL
August 27, 2007 @ 11:27 am
Man that ice shit is so overated…you wanna turn me on suck me off while doing my taxes.
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ROTFLMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You owe me a new monitor for that CJP!!!!
August 27, 2007 @ 11:31 am
Haze
Your know Im right… chicks dont even know what the hell they doing but got the nerves to bring out props… “Bitch you dont need props you need practice.”
I know its a class for that shit…
August 27, 2007 @ 11:33 am
i was amped when I realized what she was doing
but the her fuckin tongue ring was long
less bar more ball. After a while I just wanted her to stop
the moment of silence while she’s staring at me with a mouth chucked full of ice chips was priceless.
August 27, 2007 @ 11:39 am
the moment of silence while she’s staring at me with a mouth chucked full of ice chips was priceless.
She probably look like she was in a snowball fight an lost… Damn shame
August 27, 2007 @ 11:47 am
Nah
what was funny
was I was trying to think of a nice way to explain why I made her stop. I knew she was gonna ask me. But she couldn’t cause they her mouth was full of ice. So she staring at me, giving that what look and I jus looked at her and laughed and said you bout to give me frostbite. She laughed and some ice shot outta her mouth and on the floor. So it was cool cause I didn’t wanna be like nah its me not you, no really you was doing jus fine we can try again later I promise. Seriously I was disappointed especially since I’ve been shutting sht down for the summer so when she broke that out I was like oh yeah
only to finish wit, Never mind.
August 27, 2007 @ 11:51 am
Where the fuck is everybody
was their another beef or some sht and now everyone’s awol
fuk yall at?!
August 27, 2007 @ 11:59 am
I dont know where any of them are…Its like a ghost town around here…thats odd for Monday.
August 27, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
??
I dunno whuts up?
August 27, 2007 @ 12:06 pm
This might not be happening…Im might be still high from that damn Northern Lights… WTF was I thinking.
August 27, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
Prolly sumthin I said
August 27, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
‘This might not be happening…Im might be still high from that damn Northern Lights… WTF was I thinking.’
Speakin of, the homeboy says that neon is back again.
August 27, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
Prolly sumthin I said
Naw prolly something i did or didnt do…. I get in trouble every week on this shit.
August 27, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
Speakin of, the homeboy says that neon is back again.
Well you and your homie can keep that shit…I quit.
August 27, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
‘Well you and your homie can keep that shit…I quit.’
LMAO!
August 27, 2007 @ 12:53 pm
man this place is slow as hell…
August 27, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
Haze
Your know Im right… chicks dont even know what the hell they doing but got the nerves to bring out props… “Bitch you dont need props you need practice.”
I know its a class for that shit…
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Its trial and error really. Just like some men need to be taught how to eat the puss, SOME women need instructions on how to give head…
Y’all niggas don’t come wit a manual and shit, LOL
August 27, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
Actually, HBO showed an old episode of Realsex last night…
and the first story was…
a HEAD CLASS.
Had this middleaged white woman showing the ladies how to ‘get-r-done’.
She even told the broads that if they couldn’t deep throat, to fake it till they make it.
August 27, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
She even told the broads that if they couldn’t deep throat, to fake it till they make it.
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It takes practice and willpower to control that gag reflex…
August 27, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
August 28, 2007 @ 8:28 am
damn, this was a slow ass monday….