BLACK PACINO RETIRES FROM THE WEED GAME.
Current mood:  contemplativeLIKE JIM BROWN, HE’S GOIN’ OUT ON TOP….
AFTER BREAKING SEVERAL RECORDS
AND COLLECTING MANY AN ACCOLADE
DURING A STELLAR WEEDSMOKING CAREER,
KHALID STRICKLAND a.k.a. KILO KI THE DIRTY ANGEL
WILL FINALLY RETIRE HIS NOW-FAMOUS 420 JERSEY
& HAVE HIS BONG RAISED TO THE RAFTERS.
THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT STRICKLAND WILL BE INDUCTED INTO THE POTHEAD’S HALL OF FAME.
AS NEWS OF HIS RETIREMENT SPREAD,
FORMER TEAMMATES & FANS HAD NOTHING BUT PRAISE FOR THE PLAYER
WHO MANY CONSIDER AS THE BEST EVER AT HIS POSITION.
 SAID STRICKLAND’S FIRST COACH,
DAT NIGGA GEE FROM THE LOWER EAST SIDE:
“I ALWAYS KNEW THAT MU’FUCKA HAD POTENTIAL.
WHEN I MET HIM, HE COULDN’T ROLL A DUTCHMASTER FOR SHIT.
STEMS WAS STICKIN OUT THROUGH THE SIDES AND SHIT.
BUT I SHOWED HIM HOW TO PEEL OFF THE OUTER LEAF,
RE-CONSTRUCT IT & WHAT NOT… AND HE PICKED IT UP FROM THERE.
HE EVEN DEVELOPED HIS OWN STYLE…
 HE’S VERY UNSELFISH. IF A NIGGA TOOK 3 HITS INSTEAD OF THE REGULATORY TWO, THEN PASSED IT,
STRICK WAS COOL WITH THAT. THAT’S TEAMWORK.
HE WAS VERY COACHABLE. HE WAS A MASTER OF CLASSIC THE PLAY
KNOWN AS THE ‘PINCH & ROLL’. THE FUNDAMENTALS.
AFTER SMOKING THE BLUNTS HE TWISTED
AND SMELLING THE HIGH-QUALITY HERB HE COPPED, I KNEW HE’D BE ONE OF THE GREATS.”
 MANY OF HIS TEAM MATES PRAISED STRICKLAND’S WILLINGNESS TO PLAY INJURED…
KEITH B, STRICKLAND’S LONGTIME FRIEND
AND FELLOW HALL OF FAMER, HAD THIS TO SAY:
“I REMEMBER STRICK GOT BIT BY A PIT BULL,
THE FINGERS ON HIS ROLLING HAND WERE FUCKED UP.
SO SIX OF US IS AT MY CRIB, RIGHT? IT’S A BLIZZARD OUTSIDE. MAD SNOW.
NO ONE WANNA GO OUT. BUT THE ONLY BLUNT WE HAD
WAS THIS FUCKED-UP, DRY-AS-SHIT, BROKEN PHILLY…
 …NO ONE COULD ‘DOCTOR’ IT. OUR STAR PLAYER WAS ON INJURED RESERVE.
ALL SEEMED LOST.
THEN STRICK STEPPED ON THE COURT. WE ALL WATCHED IN AWE.
I REMEMBER THOSE 3 IMMORTAL WORDS HE UTTERED
AS HE SNATCHED THAT CRACKED-UP DUTCH OUTTA MY NERVOUS HANDS…
‘GIMME DAT SHIT.’
THAT CATCHPHRASE SHOULD BE A ‘NIKE’ SLOGAN.
HE WAS INJURED, MIND YOU.
THIS NIGGA STRICK ROLLED THAT SHIT WITH HIS 2 GOOD FINGERS.
WE WERE LIKE THE CLEVELAND CAVELIERS
WHEN THEY JUST STAND AROUND & WATCH LEBRON DO EVERYTHING. UNBELIEVABLE.
JUST SEEING HOW HE WAS WILLING
TO LAY IT ALL ON THE LINE FOR THE TEAM
MADE ME WANNA SMOKE THAT SHIT EVEN MORE.
OUR SPIRITS WERE LIFTED AND WE GOT ALL MISTY-EYED…
USUALLY THAT HAPPENED AFTER WE SMOKE,
BUT THIS WAS A SPECIAL MOMENT.
TO CELEBRATE THE VICTORY, WE DUMPED A COLD BUCKET OF COLT 45 OVER HIS HEAD.”
 KNOWN AS ONE OF THE GREATEST CLUTCH PLAYERS IN HISTORY,
STRICK WAS THE GO-TO GUY WHENEVER A BLUNT HAD TO BE ROLLED & SMOKED QUICKLY.
EVEN IN JAIL, STRICKLAND WON OVER MANY FANS.
FLACO FROM THE BX,
WHO WAS LOCKED IN THE NYC HOLDONG PENS
KNOWN AS THE TOMBS WITH STRICKLAND FOR 3 DAYS,
REMEMBERS ONE OF THE GREAT ONE’S CLUTCH PERFORMANCES BEHIND BARS.
 “THE COPS SEARCHED ME GOOD, BUT THEY MISSED THIS NICKEL BAG OF HAZE I HAD,” FLACO RECOLLECTED.
“THERE WAS LIKE 30 OTHER NIGGAZ IN THAT BIG CELL WITH US.
FUCK IT, I WANTED TO SMOKE THAT SHIT. AFTER THE C.O. PASSED BY ,
WE KNEW WE HAD OUR CHANCE. BUT NOBODY HAD ROLLING PAPERS.
NO BLUNT… NOTHING. IT WAS FUCKED UP.
TIME WAS RUNNING OUT.
I THOUGHT I’D HAVE TO GET SENTENCED SOBER,
BUT THEN I HEARD A VOICE FROM THE BACK OF THE CELL SAY, ‘I GOT THIS.’
WE ALL TURNED AROUND AND SAW STRICK GET OFF THE BENCH.
AFTER STEPPING OVER A FEW JUNKIES PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR,
STRICK GRABBED A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER.
WE WUZ LIKE ‘WHAT THE FUCK?’
BUT SOON WE WATCHED IN AMAZEMENT AS HE ROLLED THAT NICK.
DIS NIGGA’S FINGERS MOVED LIKE LIGHTNING.
THE SHIT HE ROLLED PULLED GOOD AND EVERYTHING.
BY TIME THE C.O. CAME BACK AROUND, ALL HE COULD DO
WAS WARN US ‘CUZ HE SMELLED THE HAZE.
BUT THAT SHIT WAS ALREADY SMOKED!
<EM>I WAS SENTENCED THE NEXT DAY
FOR THE BOULDERS OF CRACK FOUND IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAMARO,
BUT I’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT CHAMPIONSHIP MOMENT IN THE TOMBS.”
 STRICKLAND IS UNIMPRESSED WITH TODAY’S SPOILED,
UNDISCIPLINED NEW CROP OF WEED SMOKERS.
“I DID IT ALL WITHOUT PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING PRODUCTS
LIKE SPLIFF-ROLLING MACHINES & FAKE -ASS “BLUNT WRAPS”.. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.NIGGA, IF YOU DON’T SPLIT THE BLUNT & DUMP THE GUTS, IT’S CHEATIN’!
DELIVERY SERVICES? SHEEEEEEEIT!
I WALKED 49 BLOCKS TO COP A BAG DURING THE GREAT WEED DROUGHT OF ‘99.
THESE YOUNG KIDS HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE GAME NOWADAYS.
THEY DON’T KNOW THE FUNDAMENTALS.
THEY LEAVIN’ SEEDS IN THE BLUNT, STEMS & WHAT NOT…
LICKIN’ THE BLUNT SO MUCH IT GETS WET & SHIT…
COPPIN’ BAGS OF LOW QUALITY DIRT WEED JUST ‘CUZ THE BAG IS BIG.
YOU COUGHIN’ LIKE THAT & YOU ONLY 21? YOU A LIGHTWEIGHT, MY DUDE!
FUCKIN’ UP THE ROTATION, PASSIN THE BLUNT TO THE WRONG MU’FUCKA.
THEY PLAY THE GAME SELFISHLY… NODOBY WANTS TO PASS.
THEY’RE ALL SMOKE FIRST, PASS SECOND PLAYERS. NO LEADERSHIP ABILITIES.
I THINK I MAY START A NEW CAREER IN COACHING, ‘CUZ THERE’S A LOT OF FRESH LUNGS OUT THERE
AND I’M LOOKIN TO HELP THAT NEXT SUPERSTAR.”
POTHEADS, IF YOU CAN REMEMBER, RAISE YOU BLUNTS TO THE SKY
& SALUTE BLACK PACINO…
…A TRUE CHAMPION |
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August 23, 2007 @ 7:38 am
Im mad he got a Rookie card LOL.
August 23, 2007 @ 9:16 am
LMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wow…
August 23, 2007 @ 9:18 am
“JUST SEEING HOW HE WAS WILLING TO LAY IT ALL ON THE LINE FOR THE TEAM MADE ME WANNA SMOKE THAT SHIT EVEN MORE.”
August 23, 2007 @ 9:18 am
^Archived tho.
Keep them shits coming Dig. When I get my ‘puter up at home, I’ll have to add homie.
August 23, 2007 @ 9:19 am
Now that is some funny shit
August 23, 2007 @ 9:20 am
Dude is a riot. I have to go read some of his earlier blogs. I havent read any before the one yesterday.
August 23, 2007 @ 9:20 am
Im mad he said he gonna retire his 420 jersey
August 23, 2007 @ 9:55 am
I guess this makes me the new MVP of this shit.
August 23, 2007 @ 9:57 am
August 23, 2007 @ 10:01 am
Look at all that weed in the plastic bin. *smh* Sausage factor considered, I bet that session smelled straight like IHOP
August 23, 2007 @ 10:03 am
‘I bet that session smelled straight like IHOP’
I’m shakin my head.
August 23, 2007 @ 10:16 am
I’ma just need him to cover up that taco meat he calls chest hair….ewwwwwwwwww…
August 23, 2007 @ 10:19 am
^Ayo…did she just disrespect THE Kilo Ki?
August 23, 2007 @ 10:22 am
Hahahahahahaha…. on the low, I was lookin at that taco meat too like ewwwww
August 23, 2007 @ 10:26 am
‘I was lookin at that taco meat too like ewwwww’
Is the nigga supposed to have them ‘juices’ in his shit…
silky straight roots?
August 23, 2007 @ 10:27 am
No but he can take a schick to it.
August 23, 2007 @ 10:33 am
‘No but he can take a schick to it.’
MAN LAW…
unless you plan on starring in a video…
no chest shaving.
August 23, 2007 @ 10:33 am
LOL @ ’smoked himself sober’
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
August 23, 2007 @ 10:34 am
willyjsimmons Says:
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:55 am e
I guess this makes me the new MVP of this shit.
Dear Mr. Simmons,
thank you for your interest in being considered as the new MVP of the smoking game. We have reviewed your application and upon discovery that you let and enitre baggie fall to the ground and proceeded to walk away from it for over an hour, we regret to inform you that your application has been denied with prejudice.
We welcome you to re-apply after no less than a five year period of better green management as been documtented.
Thank you sir!
~Management
August 23, 2007 @ 10:36 am
Can somebody cliff note me how to post a pic on the new setup?
August 23, 2007 @ 10:38 am
’smoked himself sober’
Yeah, its like kissing your sister.
@P
H.A.T.E.R
**calls press conference for driveway smokeout T.O. style**
**does some push-ups**
August 23, 2007 @ 10:38 am
P - LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Chevy, I will call you on it, its hard to type it cause it keeps fckn up
August 23, 2007 @ 10:39 am
@chevy
Same way you do in myspace homie.
August 23, 2007 @ 10:40 am
@dig
Don’t be laughin at shit…
**rubbin rogaine on chest**
August 23, 2007 @ 10:43 am
dig:
Thank you Lucious.
August 23, 2007 @ 10:43 am
Willy if you ever
August 23, 2007 @ 10:44 am
Chevy:
Youre welcome, Lucious.
August 23, 2007 @ 10:47 am
‘Willy if you ever’
I’m happy to be nappy baby.
August 23, 2007 @ 11:09 am
willy- aint no hate.. but shiiiittt…. even occasional smokers would want to slap you for that… God had you in his favor that day lol! esp with WHERE you left it.. people over there have a spidey sense for green
August 23, 2007 @ 11:13 am
Thats what I told him!
August 23, 2007 @ 11:24 am
fucking comedy
pure comedy
this would make a great chappelle skit!!!!
August 23, 2007 @ 11:34 am
^Same shit my homeboy just said.
August 23, 2007 @ 11:39 am
August 23, 2007 @ 12:10 pm
‘God had you in his favor that day lol!’
I’m a dope god disciple….
I’m one of the ‘chosen people’.
August 23, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
Oh boy
August 23, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
Check this out
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070823/ap_on_fe_st/atlanta_sagging_pants;_ylt=AstDLLkGSItrDY7tMa.TQv2s0NUE
ATL thinkin about banning ‘baggy’ pants.
August 23, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
Terribility.
August 23, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
‘ATL thinkin about banning ‘baggy’ pants.’
The faggots are trying to take over. You know it’s rampant in Atlanta.
August 23, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
@Willy..
I heard baggy pants and braids knocked down the towers
I also hear that Bathing Apes was fighting dogs with Uptown Nikes…. Timberland snitched on them to get out of a “tree” charge…
(they took me to the bar again for lunch)
August 23, 2007 @ 1:41 pm
@chevy
I don’t think ‘teh gheys’ are to blame…
cuz wouldn’t they LIKE lookin at another man’s undies?
They tryin to ban visible thongs too.
August 23, 2007 @ 1:41 pm
(they took me to the bar again for lunch)
LMAO!
Just say ‘no’ man, just say ‘no’.
August 23, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
‘I Heard baggy pants and braids knocked down the towers’
Yep…white Ts and the flip flops with the crossed over straps shot cornbread and JFK w/ the same bullet.
August 23, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
Ihadno: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Man………. something wrong wit that boy LOL.
Willy: Thats what I was thinkin too.
What up Twin?
August 23, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
Aston is on City Council, Chevy….that skinny jean nigga will have his revenge.
Either that or them “porkchop sandwich eating niggas” Pimp C spoke about are a clearer danger than we first thought. Code Special Brew Orange niggas!
August 23, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
Ain’t shit, Twin…trying to figure out what’s in that box I got from FedEx…LMAOOOOOOOOO
August 23, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
They need to ban that shit everywhere because it got thongs that “don’t need to be showed.. being showed”.
Just like this tight shirt craze…
I can understand a nigga that works out trying to get some poontang off his hard work, but what part of the game has to do with a 250lbs pork rind eating nigga with a henny bally wearing a gotdamn AFFLICTION or ED HARDY shirt ?
Homie… they werent made for you…
How about this XXXXXL Jersey ??? I hear thay are making a comeback.
August 23, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
Well if we gonna do that, then unattractive jawns need to not wear “Cute” shirts…the ones with a clever saying. Somebody in the store should stop them from making purchases. I feel as though if a kid can’t buy GTA IV without a parent or id, then no mudcricket need to purchase a shirt that says “If your cute I’m single”….
Bitch your single and I don’t have to be cute…both things are completely unrelated.
August 23, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
Ok so Im workin from home today right (dont even ask) and I got a bone to pick with TV. There are more reality shows on TV now than there are actual shows LOL. And why they all got some clever little phrase to be said when someone gets eliminated? Flave has “Your Time is Up” The Pickup Artist has “Game Over”…. I wonder what my little colorful way to say “Get the fuck out” would be if I had a show? LOL
Probably “Sorry, homie, your bottle is empty”
August 23, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
Sorry, bruh….your Corona bottle is full of piss…
August 23, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
LMAO! Naj
August 23, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
Probably “Sorry, homie, your bottle is empty”
LMAO!
Umhmmm…yep.
‘Bitch your single and I don’t have to be cute…both things are completely unrelated.’
Tee Shirt.
August 23, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
The Pick Up Artist has to be the most unintentional comedy show since the last one. Shouldn’t this show be called “The least nutty/nerdy/homo looking dude should get the pussy?”
August 23, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
LMAOOOOOOOOOO! Yes!
August 23, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
I just need these niggas to stop whining bout somebody else winning the challenge. Dude, everybody cant win. Thats why its a challenge, LOL.
August 23, 2007 @ 2:20 pm
*Walks up to Dig’s door, grabs roll of Bounty…leaves*
August 23, 2007 @ 2:21 pm
Yeah…on some real shit, I think folks are lying. You mean to tell me it’s only one virgin in the bunch? What town they live in where sympathy pussy gets passed out like cocktail weenie samples at the local supermarket?
August 23, 2007 @ 2:22 pm
If ain’t ain’t on Spike,Disc,or Court TV… I don’t watch it. My TV time has become devoted to TIVOing car chases and crashes,UFC , and any amazing video show. I only have HBO and Showtime to keep up with my boxing. Any thing after that is porn or Netflix…..
August 23, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
hahahahahaha……. Im sayin.
August 23, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
dig- your saying should be “NO REFILL FOR YOU!”
August 23, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
“Sorry, you are not top shelf”
August 23, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
dig- LMAO!
“we dont serve well liquior over here”
August 23, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
“The bar is closed.”
“Last call.” (LOL)
“You are out of pepsi.”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
August 23, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
you aint got to home, but you got to get the hell outta here
August 23, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
“me no love you loong time”
August 23, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
“your pepsi is flat”
ok.. i’m done LMAO!
August 23, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
f ain’t ain’t on Spike,Disc,or Court TV… I don’t watch it. My TV time has become devoted to TIVOing car chases and crashes,UFC , and any amazing video show. I only have HBO and Showtime to keep up with my boxing. Any thing after that is porn or Netflix…..
^^^^^
I can respect that…but you know my situation, so as long as it’s not Lifetime, I’ll compromise.
I can always tell when one of her lonely ass female friends were over because living room shit mysteriously ends up on WE or Lifetime…”take your lonely ass to the store and get some bon bons… but before you go, switch the TV to the NFL network, to reestablish balance in here”…
August 23, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
LMAO! I was just gonna say your pepsi is flat!
That is just terrible LOL
August 23, 2007 @ 2:42 pm
“You are out of pepsi.”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
^^^^^^^^^^^^
wrong on so many levels.
But you need to tap the empty bottle and stare at the camera…
Wait….Twin…what’s with the Latino dude…that nigga needs to just give up and use his 401k withdrawal to buy hookers.
LMAOOOOOOO
“This is Perdeep…he is in the furniture business too”
WOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
August 23, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
side note.. i need a nap.. BADLY!
August 23, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
I keep missing that pickup artist shit…
when the fuck does that come on?
August 23, 2007 @ 3:03 pm
I can respect that…but you know my situation, so as long as it’s not Lifetime, I’ll compromise.
I can always tell when one of her lonely ass female friends were over because living room shit mysteriously ends up on WE or Lifetime…”take your lonely ass to the store and get some bon bons… but before you go, switch the TV to the NFL network, to reestablish balance in here”…
———–
***looks around to see if anybody is around.. runaway slave style ***
Lifetime be having some good ass movies…lol.
I caught myself on a rainy Sunday watching a Snapped marathon.
Real Talk… I can watch THE BURNING BED about 20 more times…
August 23, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
Have any of y’all seen the episode of Snapped with Ms. Savannah on there?
August 23, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
LMAOOOOOO the Burning Bed….
on that note, I gotta run…
Willy…Pickup Artist comes on VH1 on monday nights…
Right now the Fat nigga from Color Me Badd is killing me right now…fuck drinkin, put down the ham sammiches…
Only in moderation…
August 23, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
Perdeep is the nigga they was all cryin bout, talkin bout he cheated at the challenge LOL.
Chevy - nah, but thanks for reminding me its on LOL.
August 23, 2007 @ 3:22 pm
snapped is on o! the oxygen network (oprahs joint) GREAT show.. tho i quiestion any man that checks for it waaay more than y’all seem to question lifetime
August 23, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
oh shoot, they got a bitch from Rochester on this muthafucka.
August 23, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
Damn…I guess I need to watch more than the food network and the constant, repeatitive showings of 40 year old virgin, grandma’s boy and wedding crashers…
August 23, 2007 @ 4:23 pm