*sigh*
Hell no.
I leave Thursday afternoon for Atlanta, right, LOL. My connecting flight in DC at Reagan National is supposed to depart at 7:30 pm. Connecting flight gets delayed an hour. Fine. I can deal with that. Don’t this bastard ass plane not only come late, but sits on the runway for damn near 4 hours due to storm issues along the path we are supposed to fly? And at the end of this nearly 4-hour wait, don’t this fuck ass pilot come on the intercom talkin bout him and his crew been on since 9am and federal regulations prohibit them from working over a certain number of hours? Flight is cancelled.
Dude. Its 12am now. They usher our asses off the plane, back into the terminal, and no one is there to tell us what we suppose to do. We go to the US Air counter and aint a damn person in sight ANYWHERE in the whole airport that aint a janitor or security guard. How in the hell are we suppose to get on another flight? Well, at Reagan National, there are no other flights. Them muthafuckas don’t fly a bitch outta there after 10pm. What kinda shit is that? And what, cause a plane don’t fly out after that time, aint no employees there either? US Air need to get their airline life together.
So the bunch of us are wandering aimlessly around the airport for at least a half hour before someone gets the bright idea to call the 800 number for US Air to try and reschedule flights. Me and my lucky self has only one bar left on my cell phone and because Im sooooooooooo smart, LOL, I don’t have my charger because its packed in the bag that I so brilliantly decided to check to avoid the drama going through security. Not a problem, I will just call US Air from the payphone. Thank God for toll free numbers.
I call muthafucken US Air and not only were they trying to book me a morning flight outta Dulles which is an hour away (how the fuck am I suppose to get there?) but they don’t offer no hotel accomodations, and suddenly they aint got no direct flights. So you mean to tell me I gotta go from DC to Philly or Charlotte and THEN to Atlanta? Are you fucken serious??? Apparently they were. *SMH*
So I reschedule my flight for a 1:50 from Reagan National that would go to ATL via Philly and call my dawg to come scoop me up. Its 1:30 by now and all a nigga lookin for is a bar LOL. I had already wasted a day of what was supposed to be a 4-day weekend, and was looking at another day burned due to the fact that I wasn’t going to get to GA til 7:30 the following night. Why all the bars wanna be closing? Damn, a nigga cant get a SHOT???
Im so mad at this time that despite the fact that I hadnt eaten all day, I couldn’t muster enough give-a-fuck to eat the fries I ordered at the falafel spot. I get back to my girl’s crib and all she had was a few brews - not hard enough, nigga, I need something potent, LOL. So I opt to just smoke a black and let it burn, pun intended. Before long, I conk out on the couch and suddenly its 7am. I get the bright idea (first real bright one Ive had in 24 hours) to call US Air again and see what flights are on deck so I can try to fly standby on one of them and not waste a whole nother day. In the end, it bought me three hours - the flight I got on put me in Atlanta at 4:30 or so. That flight was an hour late arriving due to rain, but hey, I wont complain….. UNTIL I get to Hartsfield-Jackson and have to stand in line for another fucken 2 hours to get my checked bag, which arrived there the day before I did. Not only that, them bastards rummaged through my shit and threw away my Hot Six oil. Word, nigga? Hair oil? I know we on orange alert and shit but is it THAT serious? Them muthafuckas owe me four dollars.
So suffice it to say, I missed my lunch date that day, but I caught up wit my friend later and he took me to the strip club. That wouldn’t be such a monumental thing except for the fact that I have never been to a strip club before. Yes, I know, Im 31, how have I never been to a strip club? Nigga, cause I havent, that’s how.
Anyway, he tells me right before we get to the door: ‘Now don’t be alarmed. They gon be naked.’ Nigga, I know, LOL. But I didn’t get that he meant RIGHT NOW, LOL. I always kinda thought of the strip club as a place everyone is chillin at tables and some dancer comes out on stage, strips and its done. NO. Bitches is walkin around the joint naked, topless, bottomless, just hanging out everywhere like it’s a fucken nude beach. Ok. Im handling it. Go to the bar and this bitch has nothing on but a fishnet catsuit, leg cocked up all on the bar while Im standing there tryna get my rum and coke on. Bitch, do you not see these lemons? How you releasing your coochie emissions all around the fresh fruit? Im sayin. I got my lemons from the other end of the bar.
Now Im not an uptight person at all. Im probably one of the most, if not THE most open minded person I know. Im game for just about anything at any time. But I did notice at one point that I was the only person in the joint actually watching the CNN broadcast that was on the big screen. Am I suppose to be lookin at the random tittiage peppering the bar? If I look, am I a pervert? I just didn’t know, LOL. But I figured I shouldn’t be noticing how cute some of the shoes were. Stay focused, Dig, damn.
So me and homey are chillin at the table, drinkin like fish, laughin and joking while he is pointing out different people and things and explaining what is going on around us. We laugh at the poindexter getting a lap dance next to us, who was so excited, you could actually see the blood coursing through his veins. I thought dude’s head was going to explode at any minute. He got so hot and sweaty he had to take his glasses off, knowing he couldn’t see shit.
Now all hell is bout to break loose cause dude Im wit decided that I HAD to get a lap dance. He tells me it’s a rite of passage and that my strip club experience can not be complete if I don’t get one. You know me, gimme ALL my shit. So Im cool, whatever. But now we got a problem. Cause the broad that WE selected to dance had to be the baddest bitch I have ever seen in my life. Now I have steered off the beaten path in many a realm in my life, but Im a man’s woman all day. This bitch had me second-guessing my station in life LOL. And I don’t know if I was more mad that the thought of being completely deviant even crossed my mind, or because I know she fully intended for it to.
I mean, homey told her I had never done the strip club before and it was going to be my first lap dance, so she decides she gon talk to me. ‘Don’t worry, I will take it easy on you. Not too easy though.’ Take it easy huh? You call putting your nipples on my cheek easy? LOL And then I felt somewhat insulted because she kept asking me if I was okay. That was kind of a jab to my ego - what I look like, some kinda lightweight? Nevermind that I was a deer in the headlights for the first little while she had her ass on my head, Im grown, LOL. But she fucked me up talkin bout she was coming back to check on me. Naw, nigga, stay your ass over THERE. I cannot be held responsible….. LOL.
I wonder if she was mad we left 3 minutes after she left the table… eh, we’ll call it a good night and move on, LOL.
So Saturday, me and my girl who I was visiting run around ALL DAMN DAY doing shit she shoulda did before I got there - but I digress. Later we go to the club. On the way, against my better judgment, I stop and visit my ex-fiance. Bad idea. I was COMPLETELY aggravated by the time I left there, but never more happy that he became a figment of the past. I dont think we were there longer than 20 minutes in total, but that was long enough to close, take a sharpie to and BURN that chapter of my life. Nuff said. Moving on.
By the time we get to the club, I gotta pee so bad, I can feel my liver jerking. No way in hell Ima be able to stand in that long ass line. I get out of the truck and go around the big ass pick up next to us, planning to cop a squat. No dice - that spot was visible to a group of dudes across the parking lot. I go to come back around the truck and bang the shit outta my knee. That shit hurt so bad, I almost passed out on the spot. It took like 10 minutes before I was able to walk, but dammit, I squatted where I was at and paid the water bill. But my knee is still hurting like a fuck. We get in line and 15 minutes later, Im still complaining about the excrutiating pain. My friend looks down and tells me Im bleeding. I look and see blood trickling all down my leg from the gash I sustained when I hit my knee on the tow rod. By now its hurting so bad that I get light-headed. Following the light-headedness came the watering sensation in my mouth. Following the watering sensation in my mouth came me throwing up on the sidewalk. What…. In the hell….. Wasn’t the liquor cause I hadnt had much at that point, but apparently, that kinda throbbing pain does that to you. I was pretty incognito with it though - I noticed the people in front and behind me had no idea I had just ralphed all in public, so I acted like I didn’t. Fuck it.
We go in the club and have a great time. Jeezy is there but……….. who gives a fuck?
We were FUCKED UP after the club, but hey, we aint ready to turn in yet so we head to the studio where some of my newly acquired peeps are working on a track with some up and coming. When they were done with her for the night, they had us listen to some shit T-Boz is working on, gauging our opinions. Its difficult to give an opinion when you can barely focus your eyes on the person sitting across from you. I was too busy trying not to nod off and trying to keep from seeing 3 of this nigga talkin to me. But we stayed there til about 6am, at which time we head back to the crib and, yes, folks, run out of gas.
Just when you think it cant get any worse, LOL. *SMH*
Luckily we were right in front of a gas station when the truck conked out. We got the gas and mosied along home. Its 7am by the time we get to bed, and I gotta be at the airport by noon. Don’t I get to the airport and the muthafuckas done lost my reservation? Damn, US Air, did yall get yall operating license out of a cereal box? WTF is going on in your life? LOL…. took an hour to get it all squared away, but eventually, I was back on course.
The flights back went off without a hitch - except for the fact that in the middle of trying to board the plane in Charlotte back to the Roc I see my boss’s boss. *SMH* Did I forget to mention that I had called in on Thursday and Friday with the ‘my baby is sick and I gotta stay home with her’ story? LOL Well, some effective cloak and dagger appeared to do the trick. He didn’t see me on the plane - I know that for sure - I just have to hope he didn’t see me at baggage claim retrieving my unnecessarily checked bag. I guess I will find out tomorrow if he blows up my spot in front of my manager. I will have to come up with a story, but you know me - no problem. 
August 19, 2007 @ 10:10 pm
So what did I learn?
1. When you havent talked to an ex in at least 6 months, there is probably a good reason.
2. I will never ever in my whole black life fly US Air again, and if by some stroke of misfortune I have to, I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER connect at Reagan fucken National. If DC aint my final destination, Reagan National will NEVER see my ass.
3. Even if you check a bag, take a carry on with the bare essentials. Your phone charger is a bare essential.
4. Next time Im in Atlanta, I might have to go back to Strokers. Im just sayin.
5. US Air tends to overbook their flights. They ask for volunteers to take a later flight and if you do, they give you a free round trip ticket to or from anywhere, good for a year. If I ever do have to fly US Air again, I might have to book early flights on purpose, just to get the free ride later.
6. I think I have dropped a whole pants size. Since Wednesday at lunch time, I have only eaten twice. Nigga, its Sunday. Food apparently is not a necessity.
7. I can survive 4 days without internet. Who knew?
August 20, 2007 @ 8:16 am
I’m glad you had fun man.
August 20, 2007 @ 8:18 am
Chevy: Me and you. Summer beef.
August 20, 2007 @ 9:02 am
LOL least u made it home safely and had what seems to be a good time despite everything else LOL …we will call this your weekend adventure ..crocodile ebony
August 20, 2007 @ 9:05 am
Damn homey…if I’da known ya ass was gonna be staying ova, I’da picked up a bottle or something…but a bitch like me had work the next day, so brew-skis it was, LOL
I don’t know if your dilemna was due in part to Reagan National or US Airways…thats a toss up…either way, fuck that…fly direct connect…all that other shit is just too much to bear…fuck them layovers…
Nipples on ya cheek huh? LOL
August 20, 2007 @ 9:08 am
Haze: Yeah, I cut US Air a little slack just because other airlines canceled that night too, but I gotta believe that it coulda been handled better. Give us a number to call, SOMEthing, LOL. They just sent us on our merry way.
I hate connecting flights, but US Air didnt have any direct connects from here to ATL and because I was using a credit I had through them, I had to use them. Unfortunately.
And yeah, I was like ‘oh so you just gon put your titties on my head huh?’
August 20, 2007 @ 9:13 am
And yeah, I was like ‘oh so you just gon put your titties on my head huh?’
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thats how they do, LOL
I can’t believe you saw your bosses’ boss at the airport…what a blower!!
August 20, 2007 @ 9:15 am
‘Chevy: Me and you. Summer beef.’
I’ll pass.
August 20, 2007 @ 9:38 am
Chevy - nevermind, we cleared it up when I talked to you, LOL. Ya boy lookin skinny, what the hell??? (Jeezy)
Haze - girl, LOL. *SMH* It was so not what I expected. Well it was what I expected, just times 10 LOL.
August 20, 2007 @ 9:44 am
LMAO!
Well damn.
August 20, 2007 @ 9:49 am
LOL @ USAIRWAYS….
I still got a $450 credit from giving up my seat on an overbooked flight when my job sent me to Minnesota. It was a great deal though… I only had to wait 2 hrs to get on a next flight home …
I have until December to use it….
August 20, 2007 @ 9:51 am
ihadno: Yeah, the overbook offer was announced before every flight I was on this weekend. If I EVER IN LIFE have to fly their asses again, Im doing it intentionally just for the freebie LOL.
August 20, 2007 @ 10:02 am
Thats never happened to me before. I figured that the flight were overbooked because it was the holiday season but I guess this might be regular practice. I fly anybody though. Plane tickets are 2 expensive to be choosy.
August 20, 2007 @ 10:06 am
shiiiiiit…i really just thought u were late on ur text game. that is fuckked up.
lap dances will change ur life tho, huh?
August 20, 2007 @ 10:09 am
Ihadno: When you are plugged in to every sale and pricebuster imaginable, pricing is a little more manageable LOL. But my thing is if I have travel plans that consist of only a weekend, the last thing I wanna be worrying about is some half-assed airline robbing me of a day. US Air has a bad track record with me. As much as Jet Blue fucks up (they STAY late) Ive never had the problems Ive had with US Air. I know some shit is gonna happen outside of anybody’s control (like weather related delays) but damn, be professional about it. They are sooooooooooo not.
August 20, 2007 @ 10:09 am
P - You dont even know
August 20, 2007 @ 10:13 am
lol dig, im with u, her name was sierra
August 20, 2007 @ 10:16 am
HAHAHAHA….. maybe we need to be scheduling a girls night
August 20, 2007 @ 10:25 am
P - I just thought of something else. We do need a girls night. I think Im tramatized LOL.
August 20, 2007 @ 10:27 am
dig Says:
August 20th, 2007 at 10:16 am e
HAHAHAHA….. maybe we need to be scheduling a girls night
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Just make sure you record it… we might be able to get Westcoast Video to invest…
August 20, 2007 @ 10:28 am
ihadno: Get your mind out the gutter LOL.
August 20, 2007 @ 10:29 am
Out the gutter ???
My mind would be useless if it were anyplace else.
August 20, 2007 @ 10:30 am
I think I actually believe that.
August 20, 2007 @ 10:36 am
dig..the story is similar to yours..well er, um,yeah,ima stick with similar lol
let my secratary know when on the girls night know when to add the girls night is lol
August 20, 2007 @ 10:38 am
P - You should already have received the memo. And, we have achieved Ark-age. Found Disc 2 and 3.
August 20, 2007 @ 10:42 am
Girls night ain’t nothing but an excuse to exchange ‘red sauce’ recipes.
Sad shit I tell you.
August 20, 2007 @ 10:43 am
@Willy
uhuh
August 20, 2007 @ 10:43 am
Oh hush Willy.
August 20, 2007 @ 10:48 am
FYI, Im so over T-Boz, but she has a couple songs thats gonna be BANGERS if they stay off the cutting room floor. Still dont know what the fuck she said in either of em but the beat bangs HARD.
August 20, 2007 @ 10:52 am
arc-age??? oh shit, im in!
August 20, 2007 @ 10:53 am
arc-age???
i dont even know what yall talking about right now
August 20, 2007 @ 10:56 am
well i be damn… niggas at strip clubs and shit… anyway whats up from texas yall
August 20, 2007 @ 10:58 am
cec…not ur thing…noahs arc lol
August 20, 2007 @ 11:03 am
‘cec…not ur thing…noahs arc lol’
I dont even wanna know what she thought we were talkin about LOL. I been tramatized enough this weekend.
August 20, 2007 @ 11:07 am
Damn…that’s deep, D-Pain…I mean Twin.
I thought my trip to the happiest place on earth was a fiasco, but you had me beat, twin.
(Blog on that once I get over the fact Di$ney World hasn’t created a new ride since that Family Matters episode was there)
BTW US Airways is now on my “do not fly list” w/ Southwest.
I’m at a point in my life that unless the flight is under 1:59, I will never cut corners again. Somebody gotta be dead on an off-pay week for me to fly on some “super saver shit”…
August 20, 2007 @ 11:11 am
US Air back in the day (before 911) was a good airline. But they completely suck now. The only problem is that they are out of Philly so get more non stop flights from here. Fuck it, I’ll go to Newark or LaGuardia to avoid this supreme fuckery…
August 20, 2007 @ 11:12 am
‘Somebody gotta be dead on an off-pay week for me to fly on some “super saver shit”…’
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LOL @ US Air being on your ‘do not fly’ list. Them niggas is the Taliban.
August 20, 2007 @ 11:13 am
Yeah and their main hub is in Charlotte so there’s hella directs to and from there too. Thats alright though, a nigga will get to be real good friends wit Delta from here on out.
August 20, 2007 @ 11:17 am
LOL @ ihadno…back when I used to fly across country during school breaks, I would intentionally put my name in the hat for free passes. That shit was the norm for US Air after November. Flights in december from Philly to SF were like $600 a clip, so I was tryin to get any advantage I could.
August 20, 2007 @ 11:20 am
That was gonna be my next question - they dont instate blackout dates on them shits, do they?
August 20, 2007 @ 11:21 am
Yeah and their main hub is in Charlotte so there’s hella directs to and from there too. Thats alright though, a nigga will get to be real good friends wit Delta from here on out….
^^^^^^^
It’s like being stuck in a small town and the only restaurant for miles serves the worst food but you’re starvin…
Is it just me or everytime I fly out my gate is ALLLLLLLLLLLL the way on the other side of the terminal?
August 20, 2007 @ 11:23 am
‘Is it just me or everytime I fly out my gate is ALLLLLLLLLLLL the way on the other side of the terminal?’
Dude, LOL. What the hell is wrong with the Philly airport? Why did I have to damn near catch another flight to get to my gate? LOL
August 20, 2007 @ 11:25 am
That was gonna be my next question - they dont instate blackout dates on them shits, do they?
^^^^^^^
It’s definitely blackouts, but my flights home in May when school was over weren’t restricted, though.
August 20, 2007 @ 11:28 am
I shoulda volunteered yesterday to take a later flight back cause I coulda used the free pass to go back down in October for my girl’s birthday, but that was wayyyyyy too soon to even THINK about fuckin wit US Air again.
August 20, 2007 @ 11:29 am
Oh yeah, if you fly US airways express you gotta go out the terminal to even get to the flight…
But then you’ll hear, “your flight is gat B13…” You think “cool nigga, that’s just 13 gates!”….The n you realize that you gotta walk allllllllll the way through the concourse because your gate is 13 of 14 in that area. That’s why you lost weight-the cardio is crazy.
August 20, 2007 @ 11:30 am
Oh yeah… I almost forgot that US Airway put me on a fucking plane with propellers….
The first time I ever went to ATL, they had me on a flight connecting from NY to Philly to ATL. They had the nerve to try to put me on a plane with fucking propellers to Philly. I paid the extra money for the next flight out. No way in hell am i gonna pay you money to put me on a plane with propellers… no fucking way.
August 20, 2007 @ 11:36 am
I got that Fantasy Island plane from Pittsburgh to Philly, LMAO…we all had to sit on each side of the plane to keep the weight cool, and the fat girl got denied…
August 20, 2007 @ 11:37 am
Ihadno: LOL… Airtran is the one that always tries to put me on a cropduster LOL.
Naj: No joke. I am rockin some capris today that I heat shrunk like 2 months ago LOL. *smh*
August 20, 2007 @ 11:46 am
Lunch…
August 20, 2007 @ 11:47 am
I’ve flown Airtran a few times and never had a problem with them except the one time the cabin pressure had a niggas ears clogged for like 2 days.
Jet Blue and Delta is the best for me… especially when you get put on a Delta Song plane.
But I haven’t been on a connecting flight in since that propeller shit and that was about 5 or 6 years ago. I’d rather kick up the extra money just for peace of mind. I’ve heard too many crazy connecting flight stories. I just bought a ticket to Miami non-stop for $262. They had a connecting flight for $192 but time is money. That shit is gonna get me there 3 hours later than the non stop flight would and 3 hours goes a long way in Miami…lol.
August 20, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
ihadno: Yeah, if there is ever a direct flight available, I just chunk up, but US Air doesnt have any direct flights to ATL from here, so I um…. had no choice LOL.
August 20, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
bar none the longest blog I ever actually read
I’m glad you had fun at, least I think you had fun.
and all the airlines suck
I just flew Northwestern and they were terrible and their planes are cheap as sht! Be glad your weren’t affraid you plane was gonna land safely!
How much did you tip the Dancer?!
August 20, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
@Naj
funny sht
I was on a small plane going into Alabama once.
The only passenger too, the whole flight felt like driving over a pebblestone road. Apparently Alabama doesn’t get to many visitors. It was a saturday and the airport was damn near empty
August 20, 2007 @ 12:22 pm
Banga: I aint tip her shit LOL. I aint come outta pocket all night (and remaining true to form, I did try, but he wasnt havin it LOL). All I know is it was $10 a song, and he only had to pay for one, even though she danced for two. she gave him a 10 back and said ’second one’s on me’
*staring into the camera*
Oh and you think you bout to come back and check on me??? Hell nah, I’d wake up in the middle of a cornfield
August 20, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
‘Hell nah, I’d wake up in the middle of a cornfield’
August 20, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
good man
you were far better behaved than me at my 1st strip club.
Liquor, ass and titties are combination you don’t wanna see me around! cuz its not a roll of Quarters and yes I’m very happy to meat(notice the spelling) you!!
August 20, 2007 @ 12:38 pm
August 20, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
‘cec…not ur thing…noahs arc lol’
I dont even wanna know what she thought we were talkin about LOL. I been tramatized enough this weekend
P thats what i figured
@ Dig, i aint have no clue what yall was talking about…i was drawing a complete blank on that
August 20, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
I got that Fantasy Island plane from Pittsburgh to Philly, LMAO…we all had to sit on each side of the plane to keep the weight cool, and the fat girl got denied…
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO u know what u r way to much.
August 20, 2007 @ 12:53 pm
Capital One can suck my dick. (no David Banner)
August 20, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
Thank baby jesus, boss just stepped out…
FLAME ON!
August 20, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
how bout i switch mcdonalds (because the one i was going to had trannies all over the place just admiring everything about me and it was freaking me out) ….i go in and one of my cousins sitting up in there managing shit…im like uhuh Tiff…i know u gon hook me up. We all loud, she done came off the line and errything. I am going to just admit that im boughetto. I aint got no prob stepping outta character LMAOO
And i go home to take a nap and the neighbors blasting michael jackson, i felt like moonwalking over to they house for lunch.
August 20, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
‘I aint got no prob stepping outta character LMAOO’
August 20, 2007 @ 1:06 pm
LMAOOO…im not joking … u saw it for urself
August 20, 2007 @ 1:08 pm
Oh speaking of baby jesus (thx willy) did i tell yall big baby jesus aka odb live across the street from me. He aint dead yall
August 20, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
“BIG BABY JESUS I CAN’T WAIT, MOTHERFUCK THAT I CAN’T WAAAAIITTT”
fucking classic…..
August 20, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
‘@ Dig, i aint have no clue what yall was talking about…i was drawing a complete blank on that’
How bout my job is takin me to Philly from 9/19 to 9/23, then to NYC from 9/24 to 9/28???? What the hell they tryna do to me? Dont they know how bad for business it is to have me in either one of those two places for any extended period??? They just WANT me to end up on a milk carton, LOL
August 20, 2007 @ 1:20 pm
@IHNC
LMAOOOOO, im telling u when i forst saw him i started to cut up. Be like ODB…ODB is that u
August 20, 2007 @ 1:24 pm
OMG….. Ima need rhymeswithsnitch to not have a big ass picture of Eve, naked, gettin head, big as day when I open it, LOL.
August 20, 2007 @ 1:25 pm
@dig
You gone get a visit from someone in IT you keep fuckin around.
August 20, 2007 @ 1:27 pm
Willy - I KNOW!!!! I was just lookin for today’s celeb gossip, they tryna make me an innocent internet casualty.
August 20, 2007 @ 1:30 pm
LMAO!
August 20, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
Lunch for me!
I’ll holla.
August 20, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
K.
August 20, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
vick just took the Plea
GOOD JOB STUPID
still not sure of everything he’s guilty of
but this is one colossal fk up
don’t drop the soap and don’t eat the snickers!
unless the gay rumors are true, then enjoy butt pirate heaven!!
August 20, 2007 @ 2:15 pm
don’t drop the soap and don’t eat the snickers!
unless the gay rumors are true, then enjoy butt pirate heaven!!
Dont eat the snickers LMAOOOOOO! banga u a fool
I do feel sorry for him though, this whole thing is totally unnecessary and crazy
August 20, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
I don’t feel sorry for him
your a multi-million dollar athlete
you ain’t got no business being in this position
even if its not your fault. You should never being in this spot to begin with.
Lil Story about the snickers I was told
When you get knocked you don’t get any conversary.
So what some mofo will do is leave candy and sht on your bed. Knowing your hungry as fk. Problem is u should never eat it. Cuz they’re gonna want it back. If you ate it they’re coming in after it. Either through the front or the back. So never eat snickers. How true or often that sht happens, not sure but my dogs been locked in Nashawa a few times and has stories for days.
August 20, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
I dont feel sorry for his ass either.
And I aint even touching the snickers thing
August 20, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
@DIG
ahhh DIG
its just Nuget!!!
August 20, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
August 20, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
@DIG
sometimes you feel like Nuts
sometimes you don’t
Miiiiiiiiichael Vick Had Nuts
In jail he won’t
August 20, 2007 @ 3:03 pm
@ Banga
I mean at the same time some friends need to go and life need to change when you got that kinda doe. So i mean you reap what you sow and he knew better, i just dont like seeing people go thru hard times but hey…
and the snickers bar, thanks. every day at 3 i eat a snickers bar and now u have permanently ruined that for me LMAO.
August 20, 2007 @ 3:04 pm
Cec - better switch to kit kats
Banga - LOL you aint shit.
August 20, 2007 @ 3:05 pm
and the snickers bar, thanks. every day at 3 i eat a snickers bar and now u have permanently ruined that for me LMAO.
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Sorry
Want a Nutty Buddy instead :mrgreen:
sorry its 4pm and I feel my inner asshole coming out to play
August 20, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
@DIG
NOPE
Its better not to be sht
than to be in deep sht!
or think your sht don’t stink
unfortunetly Vick will be roomies with Bubba
and he can spend his jail time practicing
his juke moves in his cell.
August 20, 2007 @ 3:12 pm
Fuck Mike Vick.
Fuck Pacman Jones.
And FUCK the next dumb nigga millionaire too.
August 20, 2007 @ 3:12 pm
August 20, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
What was the deal he took anyway?
August 20, 2007 @ 3:32 pm
not sure
they haven’t announced all the details yet
I think they confirmed he’s taking the plea but he hasn’t formerly pled just yet
its on espn the writers got pretty much what they wanted
the story of a fallen star
August 20, 2007 @ 3:34 pm
unrelated….but do u know how much of a pain in the ass it is to get a dog to drink hyrdogen peroxide and how absolutly DISGUSTING it is to induce vomiting in a dog. i have now reached the point where i can agree with the peanut gallery when they say i’m to close with my dog
August 20, 2007 @ 3:41 pm
…I’m just mad I went to go look at the Eve “coochie snacks” picture like I ain’t seen it before.
LOL at the nigga w/ the Heineken checkin that shit out off to the side, and if she was at one of the nasty Philly clubs, it was probably the 12:15 show, LOL…
August 20, 2007 @ 3:42 pm
Thanks P!
August 20, 2007 @ 3:49 pm
anytime willy….
do you.people realize how NASTY half way digested chocolate is on the way up and out is??plus mixed with the foam from hydrogen peroxide? i’m TRAUMATIZED and he wont even look at me without cutting his eyes and shaking like a violated him! its not my fault this little bastard figues out how to get into all that fucking chcolate. it was in a CLOSED drawer!! smart little fuck..but i cant have a dead dog
August 20, 2007 @ 3:57 pm
I know now…
note to self: don’t eat chocolate today.
August 20, 2007 @ 4:06 pm
Wait a minute…
1) I’ve never seen that pic of Eve before, the only thing I’ve seen of her is a dude hittin her up wit a dildo…
learn something new every day.
2) I guess I didn’t understand that Beans is tryin to say that’s NOT him in that video?
Beanie, Beanie, Beanie.
LMAO!!!!
August 20, 2007 @ 5:44 pm
LOL @ 2