1. If you don’t really know a guy its not best to get all smart in the mouth with him…Cause some guys inner Ike is always showing
2. When you tell your home girls everything it lets us know that we really cant trust you with anything in confidence
3. When some men buy drinks they feel as though that is an investment…so following you in the club after is how some watch to see if it matures…so if you don’t want to be followed don’t accept any drinks from guys…
4. If we tell you something you don’t like deal with it…if you don’t like it move on but if you stay don’t bitch about it either…cause that’s not dealing that’s complaining
5. Going Dutch is the best way to ensure that you will not be hit up for sex after a date. You wanna know why dude pissed off…cause he spent 70 bucks on your greedy ass and you wouldn’t at least grab his dick…
6. Sex on the first date or after we meet you in the club is really not a problem…What bothers us more is you saying “I never did this before”…once a chick says that they’re pretty much put in ho status until further investigation
7. Video Games are your friend…. If your man spends most of his down time chasing zombies, trying to get to the next level, or reading the zone blitz its less time he will be out with his homie you don’t like…you know the one that guy that always brings a different chick to the cookouts.
8. If you’re a thick girl then be happy with that if you’re a thin girl be happy with that…If we with you we don’t give a good got damn about your shape.
9. We understand that some women like romance novels and that’s fine…but if your thinking that every guy you meet is gonna be like that dude you just read about…you the one that dealt with all of ole girl faults and bullshit and kept a smile on his face all while she was taking him through bullshit after bullshit …then you got another thing coming.
10. This is the biggest….If you got a problem with your man always out with his homies or never at the crib…I got a sure fire way to keep him home….Ok…your ready…listen close….Blow Job. You do that right before he leaves the nigga will all of a sudden come up with a reason why he should stay home and chill.
August 16, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
Thats like a draft for the “Ten Man Commandments”….
We should work on this and draw this up. At least we can narrow it down to ten… the women might need to redo the whole new testament just to get their point across… :oops:
August 16, 2007 @ 1:52 pm
*Tiger Woods fist pump*
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
August 16, 2007 @ 2:02 pm
ihadno: Nigga, I heard that. (LOL)
Chevy: Call somebody.
CJP: Um……. Ima have to get back to this when Im close enough to throw a rock at you
Willy: You think they’ll let me take my pole on the plane?
Aight niggas, Im off to the shower. I’ll try to check back in before I head to the airport, but if I dont, yall have a good weekend and keep a couple dollars under your mattresses in case I need yall to rustle up some bail money.
August 16, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
dont worry dig, anything happen, you know cec and I will come in here and leave a call to action message so everyone can put in on your bail and make phone calls to track your ass down
August 16, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
and about the 10 mandments… eh… surprisingly, i can kinda agree (or at least understand why) most of them… carry on for the moment. the fukkry aint been approved by WOMAN COUNCIL.. but its not enough of a wave to tear us away from catching up on old episodes of noahs arc to care
August 16, 2007 @ 2:22 pm
‘You think they’ll let me take my pole on the plane?’
Actually, yes.
Be safe. AND…resend me those pics that D took.
August 16, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
Some will never get it…Thats why they will never get it.
Anyways Dig have a good one homie… dont get into any…ah fuck it have fun man.
August 16, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
willy- check your email
August 16, 2007 @ 3:53 pm
Dig, I’ll see you at the airport mami!!