1. out of the oridinary goes a long way… the woman that actually needs or expects tokens / displays of affection on a constant basis are few and far between. most of us are cool with the average everyday “just because” showing a few times a year, as long as you get the birthdays and major holidays right. women are easier than you think to keep happy.
2. honesty- for real fellas, do you really think that a chick that has made her stance on wanting to get in your pants very well known cares that you have a girl? nope. do you think that she didnt notice that you have waaay too much cash on hand to just work in a shoe store? nope. she cares that you didnt give her the chance to make the decsion for herself. it a gamble, true.. but the payoffs (and lack of headaches) for honesty greatly outweigh the cons
3. shoes (purses, makeup, sneakers- pick the fetish based on the chick) are akin to breathing. its just the way it is. let us have our moment in the store window.
4. friends (& associates) there will be a hater, a ho, a snob, and a bitch among the people she assocates with. now there will be some real riders in there too, but trying to get your boy hooked up will inevitably lead to him getting one of the undesireables if we deem him one. your better off not using our associates to get your boy some ass-focus on where you getting yours.
5. purchasing dinner, drinks, movies, etc is a test. not doing it is an auto fail. stalking the prey behind it is grounds to get you held back a grade. want a cheap chick- go down to freaknik- otherwise… $10 will get you in the door. just accept it and chose where to invest the $10 wisely. repayment always comes with interest.
6. we like porn too. matter of fact, we got some SOMEWHERE, even if only a miniscule amount. no need to hide your fetish unless it involves kids, animals or waste products (well, and even that, you can find a chick down for- you just have to be willing to look)
7. there ARE good women that want and can handle a good man… BUT they are either hiding because you aint actin like a good brotha when they see you or because they got spooked by the bad ones. add to that that she is probably somewhere handling her own business. just like a good job, house, car, etc… if you want something of value, you gotta do some research and LOOK. theres a crack house on every corner- but the jewel at the end of the cul de sac took an inside tip to get to- feel me
8. there are many things of wonder and amazement in a womans bathroom that you will never fully comphrend, understand, see us use or want to use on yourself. if she looks good when she comes out- let it go. oh, and nair is NOT shampoo. stop touching shit.
9. the clit- say it with me- SENSITIVE.. now that can be good or bad depending on the technique.. generally “owwww” means stop and “ohhhhh” means keep going. if you are getting a lot of the latter- DEFINATLY do not stop for any reason- you can breathe later. if you hear nothing - you aint even there yet dude- take an anatomy class.
10. we shit too.
August 16, 2007 @ 3:56 pm
Well dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum!!! I know thats right P…especially number 10, LOL
August 16, 2007 @ 3:58 pm
women are easier than you think to keep happy.
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Couldn’t agree more…
August 17, 2007 @ 9:16 am
women are easier than you think to keep happy.
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Couldn’t agree more…
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
In a womens opinion of themselves yall are easy to keep happy
some yall can have beef with a sunny day!
August 17, 2007 @ 9:23 am
women are easier than you think to keep happy.
i should get a tshirt that says this. Cause its so true
August 17, 2007 @ 9:34 am
’some yall can have beef with a sunny day!’
Females is tellin tales over here.
August 17, 2007 @ 9:49 am
cosigning Willy
women are not easy to please
yall jus think you are
If you cloned yourselves and had to live together for a week you’d lose your fking minds
August 17, 2007 @ 10:03 am
ya’ll are crazy…. women arent that hard. i’ll give it to you that most are more emotionally drawn then men.. but if you cover the basic shit,your chances of getting into all that emotional shit is greatly minimized. everyone has an off moment- men beef with sunny days too… dont try and play like your angels.
imho, the fellas list is hella more complicated that this one.
August 17, 2007 @ 10:10 am
again…i agree
August 17, 2007 @ 10:19 am
women
arent thatare hard*headed*.Fixed that for you.
August 17, 2007 @ 10:20 am
On the real doe:
at least 75% of women don’t fit into this category…
at least.
August 17, 2007 @ 10:21 am
OK… I got one If women are so easy to please an all yall know it. how come women cant get along for shit… Huh?
August 17, 2007 @ 10:30 am
Women and men are one thing..woman and woman is a diff subject. Another blog another day.
August 17, 2007 @ 10:41 am
Alright folks Im off to Dallas…. Yall take it easy this weekend and next week. Hold it down people… Im out!!!
August 17, 2007 @ 10:42 am
Our goverment paid almost 1 million dollars for TWO (2) $.19 washers to be shipped to Irak.
‘Another blog another day.’
August 17, 2007 @ 10:42 am
Oops…
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070816/pl_nm/iraq_fraud_washers_dc;_ylt=Ah1j2s__ofSCcL32Sbxp9teyFz4D
August 17, 2007 @ 10:45 am
if men are so easy to please… why are you guys never happy in thier current situation?
and trust, MORE than 75 % of women fit in this category… 75% of girls dont. just like with y’all list… it applies to 75% of men, not boys
August 17, 2007 @ 11:02 am
‘why are you guys never happy in thier current situation?’
Depends on what the definition of ‘never’ and ‘happy’ is.
August 17, 2007 @ 11:28 am
willy willy willy.. you can tell its friday up in here lol
never: –adverb 1. not ever; at no time: Such an idea never occurred to me.
2. not at all; absolutely not: never mind; This will never do.
3. to no extent or degree: He was never the wiser for his experience.
4. sohh edit: not at all unless it involves head, food or sports
happy:
–adjective, -pi·er, -pi·est. 1. delighted, pleased, or glad, as over a particular thing: to be happy to see a person.
2. characterized by or indicative of pleasure, contentment, or joy: a happy mood; a happy frame of mind.
3. favored by fortune; fortunate or lucky: a happy, fruitful land.
4. apt or felicitous, as actions, utterances, or ideas.
5. obsessed by or quick to use the item indicated (usually used in combination): a trigger-happy gangster. Everybody is gadget-happy these days
6. sohh edit: characterized by the state of mind that comes with getting head, food and sports
August 17, 2007 @ 11:46 am
Well see then…
Men aren’t ‘never happy’ with a broad…
just occasionally, and it’s usually temporary…
like right after we bust a nut.
August 17, 2007 @ 11:58 am
Ah ha!
FBI and CIA caught editing the wikipedia.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070816/ts_nm/security_wikipedia_dc
August 17, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
Women and men are one thing..woman and woman is a diff subject. Another blog another day.
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IMA ANSWER THIS REAL EASY
Men don’t let as much bother us as women
We’re more prone to let sht fly.
Where as alot of women just ain’t having it. Sht we’d let slide or wouldn’t care about. Another women will feel the need to make an issue out of. I find myself telling women hundreds of times, its not that serious or why do you care? An honest mistake alot of yall take personal like it was done to you on purpose. To live with a women means you’ve found one who bitches about sht that you can handle or ignore! We’re more trained to tune that sht out. Another chick will flip out after listening to that sht and puttin up with other sht all the time.
BIG SQUIRT MCGIRT HAS SPOKEN
August 17, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
tj- your name has ruined my whole day LOL
August 17, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
its was either that or Slong Sweet skeety Bones!
August 17, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
‘Slong Sweet skeety Bones!’
LMAO!