Afeni is suing Death Row because they were supposed to turn over all of Tupac’s unreleased music to his estate, but during Death Row’s bankruptcy proceedings, “it was revealed that an album’s worth of unreleased Tupac material was being advertised to potential buyers as the jewel in the crown of the Death Row assets.”
Lisa Bonet Had Her Baby
It’s a girl
Here’s the daddy, 27 year old Jason Momoa
Usher Getting Married Friday Or Saturday
They say Usher’s been calling all his celeb friends, Jay and B, Janet and Jermaine wonders if Monica and Rock got an invite? asking them to come to his wedding at Def Jam chairman LA Reid’s house in the Hamptons this weekend. Yeah, yeah, we all knew it this was coming. Get your picket signs and ride up to there if you so mad about it. But don’t expect to see his mom Jonetta. I heard she’ll be in the Bahamas this weekend.
The Writings On The Wall
Might as well say goodbye to Michael Vicks ass. NFL commisoner Roger Goodell told Vick not to come to training camp this week until the league reviews the dogfighting charges against him.
“While it is for the criminal justice system to determine your guilt or innocence, it is my responsibility as commissioner of the National Football League to determine whether your conduct, even if not criminal, nonetheless violated league policies, including the Personal Conduct Policy,” Goodell said in a letter to the quarterback.
Vick will still get his preseason pay and Goodell told the Falcons to withhold any disciplinary action of their own until the league’s review was completed.
Lil Wayne And Ja Rule Arrested Over The Weekend
Rappers Lil Wayne and Ja Rule have been arrested in New York City. New York City Police say the two were arrested in separate incidents last night on similar charges of criminal possession of weapons. Police say officers pulled over a speeding luxury car around 10:37 Sunday night on the Upper West Side. Police say Ja Rule and two others were inside. Police recovered a .40-caliber pistol from the vehicle. Lil Wayne was arrested about an hour later after police say officers saw him and another man smoking marijuana. They also found he was carrying a .40-caliber pistol.
NEW YORK - The sister of a man who was suspected of being a sexual predator and who killed himself as the cameras of “Dateline NBC” closed in on him sued NBC Universal Inc. on Monday for $105 million.
Patricia Conradt’s brother, Bill Conradt Jr., shot himself last November in a Dallas suburb as police knocked at his door and a camera crew for the newsmagazine waited in the street.
Yeah yeah yeah, blog about the weekend is coming soon, hold your horses. Willy had a long drive, let the man sleep LOL. Until then, here’s your CL POD.
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To the women who work in my office… I hate you
Date: 2006-11-10, 4:56PM ESTGirl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the answer to that is no. I want to throw a rock at your face every time I walk by when you are answering the phone and you say something like “who you callin’ for?” or “he in a meetin’ right now” or my personal favorite, “who this is?” I bet the people on the other end of the phone want to throw a rock at your face too. I also can’t stand when I get message notes from you that are written like so: Mr. Smith called hes wanting to kno wen he shuld ecspect the letter of aprovle. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It amazes me that the only two things in your job description are answering phones and taking phone messages and you can’t do either of those things!
Tall girl in design with the short brown hair- You have horrendous body odor! I’m not talking a little stench here and there I am talking everyday when you walk into the building people drop dead. I don’t know how you don’t notice it. I’m going to buy you deodorant for Christmas.
Fat woman who works in suite 19- I don’t know exactly what you do for this company, but I know far too much about your personal life. When you talk to your boyfriend on company time, please refrain from telling him it felt so good when he slipped his hard dick into your fat ass! Yea I heard that, and so does everyone else that walks by your suite when you are on the phone. It’s disgusting, and we don’t want to hear about it, so keep your voice down.
Blonde woman who works for accounting- I know that you are 30, not 25 and I also know that at the Christmas party last year you had sex with the bosses son in the broom closet and that he got you pregnant. Please don’t insult me in front of our coworkers again or I will tell everyone.
Hot girl that works in sales- When you wear that brown skirt with the white flower on the bottom and you sit down, we can all see that you don’t wear panties.
Boss’ old receptionist- My name is not, John, Jason, Jack, Jim or Jared… it’s Evan.
Middle age woman who works in reception- Your job is not that hard. You answer phones, put people on hold, and take messages. I don’t care that you were up late cleaning the house or that you sat up all night waiting for you delinquent son to get home, that does not give you a reason to get rude with a customer or walk around bitching about how your job is so stressful. Half of us come in still drunk from the night before, but we never yell at clients, bitch about our family members or say our jobs are soooo hard.
Pregnant bitch- There is only one of you, so no need for further description but let it be known that you are not the first person to ever get knocked up! You are not the first person to get heart burn, you are not the first person to get morning sickness. You are not the first person to pee their pants because the baby put too much pressure on your bladder and you certainly are not the first person who has had strange cravings for cheese and anchovies. Stop complaining about it!
Little intern girl- You are so cute with your stringy brown hair, acne and braces but your coffee skills are lacking. All I ever want is a large black coffee but you seem to thing that I would rather a low-fat latte, or a caramel machiato, or even a Chai Tea. Nope I don’t want those, I just want a damn black coffee! Also, you obviously don’t know your alphabet because my filing cabinet is a mess. F does not come after R, sweetie. Do you want to flunk the class you are doing this internship for? No? You better shape your ass up and get me the right coffee then!
Pretty girl who is head of the writing department- You are the only girl who works in this office that I can stand. You greet me every morning with a bright smile and a cheery hello. And you are so damn smart. No wonder you are 22 and head of the department that could pretty much make or break our company. One time I asked you the Circumference of the earth and you kew it! Usually I would think that is weird and dork but from you, I find it really hot. I also like that you are the only girl in the company that hasn’t slept with someone that works with us. But for the record, if you slept with me, I wouldn’t respect you any less.
Hispanic girl who works in design- You wear way too much makeup, I hate that you draw your eyebrows on, and I’m pretty sure you have an adams apple and are a man.
35 year old secretary- You have a 20 year old son, and a 15 year old son… yet you dress like you are 16. I would be embarrassed to be your children. Oh and you look really stupid when you wear that plaid school-girl skirt with the white tights and hooker boots. This is an office… not a brothel.
Date: 2007-01-23, 4:30AM PSTI can’t believe that I am actually saying this, but can we please just stop having sex for a little while? I mean 5 minutes would probably do, I just need some kind of break before my sex drive breaks off. I’m serious. Please. I can’t take anymore, but I can’t stop. I have a problem.
Sure, we were friends for too many years first, so I’m sure that you had some tension building up during that time. I know I did. The first 2 days just about killed me, but for the first time in my life I was satisfied. Given my sex drive I thought that maybe I had had a stroke somewhere in the 40 hrs of damn near continuous sex. But I’m a gentleman, so I gave you another 20. But now that we’re working on 4 days here I’m starting to panic. It’s like I’m being taught some kind of horrible lesson, but I can only pray that I’m dreaming.
Don’t get me wrong, you’re gorgeous, and I remember thinking when we first started that you were the best lay that I’ve ever had. But the way we’re going, I’m going to be afraid of sex.
Your body is so graceful and your skin so flawless that I would dream about what you’d be like in bed. You have no idea how much stronger and scarier you look now. I mean seriously, how are you doing this. we’ve been at it long enough that I’m got “next-day-sore” muscles and genitalia yesterday.
See, I want to tell you this in person, but I think the rule is: ‘Never complain about sex. Ever.’ So instead, I just keep playing the man and keep pretending that I have the strength to overpower you or throw you around when in reality I think I might actually cry during sex.
When I first saw your vagina I was so excited to see all my favorite traits in one package. Now the faint smell and taste that I once loved permeate every tissue on my body. I can’t get the smell off my face (I’ll probably have to shave off my goatee), and the now nauseating taste seems to come from my own sweat or something.
I will forgive you one transgression though because you obviously were unaware, but in the future remember that immediately after a man comes, it is exactly the wrong time to torture him by latching yourself to him like a freaking 5-point safety belt and grinding hard against his incredibly sensitive penis. It’s not funny, I tried to throw you off, but if you’ve ever been in a straight-jacket ….
On the positive side, you are a trooper. You don’t give up, no sir. In each of our sessions you make sure that there is no break between orgasm and the beginning of the next session. I mean, I’ve never seen anyone who can keep a limp penis inside them and still do what you’ve been doing. You even make sure that I never let my vital organs horde any of that precious blood that you seem to need so badly in my penis.
On the other hand OSHA, or some group like it, would not approve of your conditions. You haven’t let me get up to get water in almost 9 hours. I’m dehydrated, I think I am getting heat stroke, I honest to god peed bloody last time, I’m hallucinating, and I think that you’ve damaged my left testicle badly enough that I need to see a doctor. Oh, and by the way, any moans or screams you’re hearing are no longer ones of pleasure.
I thank good genetics for giving me a brain that was actually still able to, under these conditions, convince you to go take a quick shower “with me” (yeah right). If there was anything significant within 12 miles of this cabin I may have run instead of sitting here typing. In case I forgot to mention, or you misheard, I need to get home so that I can prepare for work. I’ve already missed two days.
But the reason that you deserve the title of bitch is that you know damn well that I’m not going to be outdone by YOU! So, of course, I’ll go right back to it the next chance we get. Oh crap, you just turned off the water, I better try to prepare.
Dig: I know that I am suppose to be at a two post minimum but this was too HAWKISH to pass up…
This negro NEVER quits…lol
As dumb as this shit is I will be listening and watching to see what happens…
TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET” MAKING A COMEBACK
According to Variety, The IFC Network has sealed a deal with R. Kelly to air the original 12 episodes of “Trapped In The Closet”, as well as produce 10 more new episodes.
Word is they will air the original 12 episodes of the series, which became a viral hit on the Internet after radio stations began playing the audio version in 2005. The entire 22-episode run will also stream on IFC.com.
If you thought 50 Cents was a hating ass girly man before, just wait til these CD’s drop…
Kanye West and 50 Cent will share the same release date for their third solo albums as the Chicago rapper’s forthcoming project, Graduation, has been pushed back.
Graduation was slated for release on August 21. According to a Def Jam representative, the album will now hit shelves on September 11.
Graduation reportedly features collaborations with Coldplay’s Chris Martin and Jon Brion, among others. The album’s lead singles, “Cant Tell Me Nothing” and “Stronger,” are currently in rotation on major radio stations across the U.S.
50 Cent has a history of throwing jabs at Kanye. In various interviews, the G-Unit honcho has questioned West’s sexual orientation and described the rappers music as non-threatening,
“[Kanye] said something in an interview one time that made me think about it. He said because he was raised by his mother, he has feminine ways,” he added “That right there is who Kanye West is to me. That statement is stuck in my head. He said it like he meant it”.
[Update: When SOHH asked Def Jam if they had any particular reason for pushing back Ye's album or if they were worried about dropping Graduation at the same time as Curtis, a rep replied via email, "Not at all! Good music is good music."]
but I was Watchin Dateline last weekend and they stated that they’re almost positive where Bin Laden is but they can’t go in after him.
Apparently he’s in Pakastan in the mountains. But the reason we haven’t gone in is because we need permission from the Palestine government first. But here’s the part that pst me off. Apparently Palestine has a relationship with the US (I don’t know the specific’s)where they share information with us to fight Al Quieda (sorry if I mis-spelled it). And some how we pay them on avg 1 Billion dollars a yr for their assistance.
Also another related story
Do you know the soldiers don’t have the best bullet proof armor due to a contract issue the US has. There’s a new Bullet proof Armor called Tiger skin that has better results than what they have. It was tested and had better results the military deny but their higher officials wear. But the military soldiers are forbidden too because the military says its unsafe. However when they do certain special ops missions. They swap it out for the tiger skin. Basically Fk Bush! crack ass cracka!
Date: 2007-03-01, 11:01PM MSTHello. Here is my couch. I hate this couch and it needs to get out of my house. It is the worst couch I have ever seen. I sat on it and now I’m in a back brace. I let my dog have the couch, but then he died on it, so I don’t really need it anymore. I miss my dog and I hate this couch. I’m asking $3.75 for the couch because thats how much Buck’s favorite chew toy cost me each month. However, I’ll consider other offers. I would just throw this couch into the river, but I hurt my back sitting on the couch.A little more about the couch:
I bought it 3 months ago.
I paid $900
It came from this swanky furniture place
I hate the couch
It is uncomfortable and will probably put you in a back brace
After my “interrupted knockdown” took me to see Transformers last night, I dropped her off at the crib instead of finishing what I we both started last weekend ( I have A.D.D when it comes to stuff like this) because I got a call from one of my homies about a party at Pasha nightclub and Julissa from BET and some of her homegirls were there and if Jullissa is there, I’m good money…. I’m just too damn crispy to wait on line (yeah I said it Willy) so my homie meets me at the door and quickly ushers me to the VIP section. Now anybody that knows me knows that I hate VIP sections because I gotta be right where the party is cracking. As soon as I walks in my homey Tina starts throwing me drinks….. And then it happened…. Alesha Renee walks in and OH MY DAMN…….. She is a SUPERBAD BITCH….. no….. I mean SUPER DUPER BAD…….. SHE”S FUCKING BOWLEGGED AND NOT PIGEON-TOED !!!!!
Thats like a finding a blue eyed asian broad.
You talk about knocking a nigga off his swagger. Julissa and her homies noticed how smitten I was and decided to introduce me to her against my wishes. So one of the girls walks up to her and start pointing at me and then here comes Ms Renee…… She says ” Tina tells me that you are in love with me and want to have all of my babies”….. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: I tell her that I am actually in love with Beyonce but she could be a great substitute :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: POW !!!!
ICE BROKEN….
I then start offering her drinks that I didn’t even put money on…lol. Let me tell yall this much… TV does this woman no justice. She found it cute that I kept on smelling her hair and commenting on her back ( the back compliments never fail). She asked for my Myspace and I told her that I don’t have one (another POW… I hope) so we exchanged email addresses because a phone number would have been to forward.I swear that every time I inhale, I smell her perfume. I can tell yall one thing, if I sleep with her, I am putting holes in the condom, if I even wear one because that cooch gotta be worth the risk of dying.
