So I went to my favorite gossip spot this morning and found this:
That Shit About Tameka Is True Y’all
Her ass totally been arrested a couple of times. I heard she was shoplifting at Gucci or maybe it was Fendi. Whatever, she got caught and did you know she has a 20 year old son? Ain’t Usher in his 20’s? Gross!
This is what her half sister says about her in this weeks National Enquirer: Tameka is an ex-con whose first lover was gunned down in a drug-related execution-style shooting.” Poor Usher has no idea who he’s marrying,” Tameka’s half sister Valencia Foster told The Enquirer. ” He’s a wonderful guy - but Tameka is giving him a big-time snow job.” The scene for deception was set at a “getting to know the in-laws” dinner in Tameka’s hometown of Oakland, Calif., on July 7 as the couple finalized plans for a July 28 wedding. Valencia, 49, explained that Usher led a prayer before dinner, then turned to her and said: “‘You know all the family secrets - tell me about them.’ Before I could say a word, Tameka kicked me so hard under the table she almost put a hole in my leg,” Valencia said.” Then she pulled me aside and whispered: ‘Don’t tell him anything.’ “Tameka, fleeing from a troubled home life, moved in with Valencia when she was 11. “She arrived with $14 in food stamps in her purse,” recalled Valencia. “She turned out to be a nightmare. “By 14, she had become involved with a married drug dealer five years older than her, Valencia says. “I banned him from the house - but four years later she was pregnant with his baby when his car was ambushed and he was riddled with bullets. Tameka missed being with him in the car by minutes. “Court records show that Tameka has been arrested twice. In 1991, she served 20 days in the Los Angeles County Jail for petty theft and was placed on probation for two years. Records indicate she had previously served jail time. An earlier arrest in Alameda County, Calif., involved “some kind of welfare fraud, and she was sentenced to perform community service,” said Valencia. Tameka, Usher’s former wardrobe stylist, has three children and is expecting the singer’s baby in the fall. Usher, 28, recently shocked fans by reportedly firing his manager mother and replacing her with Tameka. The 38-year-old I thought she was susposed to be 36 bride asked her father, John Foster, to give her away at the wedding in the Hampton’s, the tony New York enclave. But Tameka threatened to ban her mom from the ceremony - because she had lost her false teeth! “Tameka told her: ‘You’re not coming to my wedding without teeth,’ ” Valencia said. “I asked her why she didn’t buy her mother a new set, and she told me: ‘Let her get her own fucking teeth- she didn’t take care of me when I was young.’ “Valencia says Tameka’s mom bought the new teeth herself - and she believes one day Usher will discover the truth about his new bride. “Usher is so much in love he’s under her spell,” she said. “But he’s going to find out she’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing.”
Went back tonight and found this:
Canceled
It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond, IV and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected.”
Could Ursh be a-wising up? And what the hell they gon do bout the baby?
Lord be a fence…… 
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July 30, 2007 @ 8:59 am
Did I call it…
or did I call it.
July 30, 2007 @ 9:08 am
thank the lord he wised up…. and they dont need to do anything bout that baby…. i’ll bet anything in a few months he’ll be doing the “maury shuffle” like so many before him. women, excuse me, bitches like this piss me off.
July 30, 2007 @ 9:13 am
“maury shuffle”
July 30, 2007 @ 9:20 am
I hate to be the one to crush y’all dreams (yeah right), but this is a stunt to get the media off their back.
Mark my words. They’ll be married and none of us will know til the honeymoon. Watch.
July 30, 2007 @ 9:27 am
‘but this is a stunt to get the media off their back.’
I didn’t realize the media was ‘on’ them…
they ain’t the Beckhams.
July 30, 2007 @ 10:02 am
Yeah willyj. Usher’s faggot ass been making threats and all in the last two weeks. Making threats to websites, reporters, whoever speaks bad on his ugly wife.
So that just leads me to believe that this sucker for love ass nigga is doing this so they’ll leave him and his ‘bride’ alone for a second.
$100 paypal my good sir?
July 30, 2007 @ 10:04 am
while i can beilieve that the relationship was a media stunt, this.. not so much. how does that convo go?
usher: meek, come here a sec
tameka: what up ursh?
u: we getting too hot, we got do something to throw them off our tracks
t: what we gonna do?
u: we gonna leak all that bullshit you did so you can look like a bigger bitch and i can look like a bigger punk for stickin with you
t: FOR REAL!?
u: yeah baby, go on ahead and pull out them police records, we gonna make it so you look as bad as we possibly can- the worse the better!
t: you know i got you boo!
u: after we do that, i’ma buy you some more shit so i can look like an even bigger buster. then we gonna let them REALLY know whats up when the baby aint mine. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!!
t: you so smart boo!!
July 30, 2007 @ 10:07 am
‘Making threats to websites, reporters, whoever speaks bad on his ugly wife.’
I wish a nigga would.
It would get ugly.
July 30, 2007 @ 10:08 am
Damn, y’all harsh…y’all deal with “Regular” sorry niggas and sorry bitches every day. Niggas that ain’t about shit, bitches that ain’t about shit…leave that man alone…if he wanna marry this broad, thats on him…why is he “stupid” or whatever for dealing with this chick? Because she has kids from a previous relationship? Because she been in trouble with the law…GTFOH!!
People kill me with that bull…
July 30, 2007 @ 10:10 am
‘while i can beilieve that the relationship was a media stunt, this.. not so much. how does that convo go?’
$100 paypal my good ma’am?
July 30, 2007 @ 10:22 am
‘y’all deal with “Regular” sorry niggas and sorry bitches every day.’
No…
‘why is he “stupid” or whatever for dealing with this chick?’
Exhibit A.
July 30, 2007 @ 10:25 am
And who is that?
July 30, 2007 @ 10:28 am
Random broad to get preggo on GP that looks better than Usher ‘old’ lady.
I could go on and on…
July 30, 2007 @ 10:30 am
Looks fade…you could be the baddest bitch with the most fucked up attitude…
Looks can CATCH a man, but they damn sure can’t KEEP him….not a real one anyway…
But hey, that’s just my two centz…
July 30, 2007 @ 10:35 am
The shit right here is tricky man… cause on one hand chick might be a lil suspect but on the other hand if he like it I cant really say nothing about it….
Cause its 3 things I have learned about older women
1. They dont yell
2. They dont tell
3. And they’re greatful as hell
Now she might not be a beauty queen she must got something to make dude wife her up… an we all know a pretty can make you change your mind but “Great Pussy” will make a dude switch religions.
July 30, 2007 @ 10:37 am
‘1. They dont yell
2. They dont tell
3. And they’re greatful as hell’
So true bout older women. This must be standard policy and procedure.
July 30, 2007 @ 10:37 am
I’m not ready for the ‘Good Looks’ vs. ‘Good Puss’ discussion again…
did I just see a Panda?
July 30, 2007 @ 10:38 am
4. Will kill you for the insurance when shit turns sour.
See Mrs. Patterson.
July 30, 2007 @ 10:46 am
See Mrs. Patterson.
Either that dude has ran for his life an is now in the Witness protection program or he is buried under 4 feet of concrete in the garage… my choice is the later
July 30, 2007 @ 10:49 am
I’ma write that show on A and E…
see if I can get the Unsolved Mystery folks on the case.
July 30, 2007 @ 10:52 am
Man that dude some where with Hoffa… Trust, he wont be found
July 30, 2007 @ 10:55 am
Store run.
July 30, 2007 @ 11:33 am
whose mrs patterson?
July 30, 2007 @ 11:34 am
New York’s mama.
July 30, 2007 @ 11:35 am
Its crazy how people can sit there and criticized usher for who he is with… meanwhile their beds are empty or their men/women are fucking the fed ex man. Let that nigga be with who he wants to be with. So what she got arrested 17 FUCKING YEARS AGO !!!!
So what she has a 20 year old son ? She is only 10 years older than Usher…
Yall women want to be equal… why the fuck don’t women ever beef about a male celebrity marrying a woman that is 20 years his junior ?
I just don’t see how people can have such strong opinions about a woman that no one has ever met. She hasn’t been in the public eye, i don’t even think none of yall have even heard the womans voice. The nigga loves her and what else should matter ? People wanna comment on her looks as if they are walking up and down runways and in Maybelline ads. They wanna talk about her age but she is only a couple of years older than Chilli.
July 30, 2007 @ 11:39 am
Seriously…
It’s not that serious.
July 30, 2007 @ 11:41 am
And no matter how she looks on the outside…. we don’t know what she is like as a person. You don’t get married to looks. Look how many attracive women are NOT married while the “ugly ones” get hitched.
Chicks are just mad because their ugly asses can’t a keep regular nigga in their bed, let alone a rich and famous one.
July 30, 2007 @ 11:42 am
The nigga loves her and what else should matter ? People wanna comment on her looks as if they are walking up and down runways and in Maybelline ads.
See what I mean…its tricky. Well put homie. Its hard to comment on it when you dont really know whats up. All you can really say is “Do what you do”… AN i think the only reason most women are trippin cause it Usher… If it was TPAIN nobody would say a word…BUT, Nobody would care either
July 30, 2007 @ 11:42 am
And that woman isn’t even ugly. Lemme see some pics of 38 fellow 38 year old divorcees with 3 children !!!
I see some 25 year old single broads that look like they couldn’t come out of Temeka Fosters asshole !!!
July 30, 2007 @ 11:46 am
Let that nigga live. He’s been banging model bitches since he was 15 years old and obviously they didn’t have what it took.
July 30, 2007 @ 11:47 am
:neutral:
July 30, 2007 @ 11:49 am
I see some 25 year old single broads that look like they couldn’t come out of Temeka Fosters asshole !!!
DAYUM…..
But you’re right
July 30, 2007 @ 11:56 am
I am making these points because I was involded in a discussion about this yesterday. 2 out of the 4 women involved in this discussion had more than one child by more than one man and 3 out of the four looked like they should be cleaning sewers for a living. She like “shes to old for him” and “she ain’t cute” got nothing to do with why people get married. These chicks ( and it seems to be a lot of them that fall into this category because if you were secure about yourself, you could really care less who Usher or anybody else is fucking or marrying) are just bashing this woman based off of Mediatakeout rumors and shit. Meanwhile, her and tweedle dum where just talking about how foul their babby daddies were a couple of weeks ago.
July 30, 2007 @ 11:59 am
well you forgot the ‘/rant off’ tag at the end.
July 30, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
This rant is not over yet….
July 30, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
ihadno:
Thats how it goes… people always got something to say about shit they know nothing about. Ole girl gon catch it just cause its Usher.
July 30, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
Let it all out…
then I’ll post some titties or somethin.
July 30, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
I don’t care either way about whether he marries her or not but when I got people texting me about the wedding being cancelled and expressing their happiness about it, it seems like people have taken this Usher thing to far.
July 30, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
Wait a minute somebody Texted you about that shit….LMAOOOOO
Aw hell naw…..
July 30, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
Now that’s a lil extra…
Niggaz done sent text messages over this?
Keep ranting then…
July 30, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
I’d fuck her! Usher has fucked a lot of bad chicks in his young life and she’s the only one that got the ring(as far as we know). Fuck her past, she’s right now and it that’s his choice then fine. My only red flag would have been if she was truly against the pre nup. Right now, that’s the rumor. If that’s true, then she has to roll. I remember when I was 19 and my mom met my then fiance, not my the woman I eventually married. She spent one week with her before I arrived home from abroad and told me with sure uncertainty, you cannot marry this girl. She was right. Trust moms, Ursh!
July 30, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
Yeah.. I even know that the nigga was getting married this soon and my homegirl text me like “THE MARRIAGE IS OFF…USHER CANCELS WEDDING” and there was a link attached to some website.
it just got me a lil perturbed. I basically roasted this dunderhead broad yesterday because she was talking like she was top shelf.
And it was a main topic at a BBQ that I went to yesterday and I was surprised that so many people were all into the story so much. But when you hear people give stupid reasons as to why they think he shouldn’t marry her (like… “he could do better”
The bitch had dirty ass uptowns on. How you gonna talk shit when your shit ain’t even clean ???
July 30, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
The bitch had dirty ass uptowns on. How you gonna talk shit when your shit ain’t even clean
You ever notice the muthafukkas that talk about people are the ones that dont need to
July 30, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
Thats what gets me. If it was a phenomenal looking broad that said what she said then you’ve earned the right to talk shit. But you can’t be walking around looking like Grimace and wanna talk shit on how somebody else looks.Especially when the niggas she fucking are still driving cars with wood paneling on the outside..lol.
July 30, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
wood paneling IS whats hot inthe streets- who u foolin?
July 30, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
@Persia…
Then keep me off them streets cause I wants no part of that ….
July 30, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
I just don’t see how people can have such strong opinions about a woman that no one has ever met. She hasn’t been in the public eye, i don’t even think none of yall have even heard the womans voice. The nigga loves her and what else should matter ? People wanna comment on her looks as if they are walking up and down runways and in Maybelline ads. They wanna talk about her age but she is only a couple of years older than Chilli.
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Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!
All in this man shit and don’t even know shit about this chick!! Mad because she isn’t up to “y’alls” standards when most don’t even have a damn standard…
Sheesh.
I don’t see what’s so wrong with the chick…