So I get this email the other day. It has the Monster.com logo on it and this person is telling me they saw my resume on Monster.com (coulda sworn I took that off, I gotta go see). Any whoo, they are offering me some work that to me sounds wayyyyyy too easy for the money, but it was all pretty vague. I was just supposed to respond if I had any interest, so I did. Below is the email I got from them this morning, going into more detail about what they want me to do, and all I could see was visions of me getting locked the fuck up and wearing federal blues, LOL. Am I trippin? Does anybody else think this shit is shady as HELL????? (FYI, the company is in the Netherlands)….
Dear Candidate,
You are one step away from being part of our company. Our job is a flextime, flex-place opportunity designed to fit around your family’s income and time needs. You can earn from $24,000 up to $160,000 a year (depends on your performance) and more after one year working with us. Our company can guarantee $5,500 every month income in your first year of work.
Here you have the description of this job in simple steps:
1. You agree and sign the contract, send us your full name and postal address.
2. In 4-5 days after you have agreed to work for us you will start to receive checks made in your name from our customers.
3. You cash the checks at your bank using your pre-established account in less than 36 hours from the moment you receive them from our customer. The checks will vary from: $100.00 to $3,000.00.
4. You deduct the 10% commission from the total amount of the check that you receive and cash.
5. You send the remaining 90% minus transfer fees to our supplier as per our instructions. You will not make the transfer on our company name. The method we use for transferring funds is money transfer (www.westernunion.com).
6. After one month has passed since you signed the contract you will receive your first $1000.00 salary separate.
The process itself involves answering e-mails a couple of times per day and going to a bank. This job does not require any kind of experience. It only requires access to the Internet and knowledge to send e-mails. First step in this job is for you to wait at home for checks sent by our customers on your name as per our instructions. For this to be possible we need your basic personal info such as full name and full address.
We do make background research on all the international customers. We also verify the checks for funds availability before it arrives to you. In an outstanding case of any problem, we offer a full guarantee to cover the fees and the whole amount on any check. This way you can feel absolutely protected and safe.
Fill in the empty fields in the contract at paragraph 1.2, sign it and send it to us.
We accept an electronic signature as well so you can just fill the contract in your computer and send it back through email system.
IMPORTANT: Please use your computer or typewriter to fill in the empty fields inside the contract. If that is not possible please fill in by hand but legible. After you fill in the contract complete the same info below and send it to us by e-mail.
IMPORTANT:
-You have to be at least twenty one years old.
-You have to be an American citizen, legal resident or immigrant in U.S.
-You must have and use a existing active U.S. bank account
Please reply here if you have any questions. This is the e-mail address we use for receiving contracts. Continue bellow to read the Agreement Contract which is also attached as a Microsoft Word Document and Adobe PDF with this e-mail. Thank you and we hope to collaborate with you as soon as possible.
July 26, 2007 @ 8:14 am
yeah, that sounds like a twist on the ebay “cash this bogus check and send us the $ before the bank realizes its some bullshit and charges you for $ you aint never ever ever gonna get back” scam.
July 26, 2007 @ 8:20 am
Basically they are creating a situation where if some shit goes down, those checks are associated with me and not them. I just skimmed the agreement. They dont want their name involved in any way, shape or form. The checks would arrive in my name, be cashed at my bank - and LOL @ how they stipulate that I must have an account already in use (so that these sudden transactions dont look suspicious, LOL)
*SMH*
My homie here was like “Fuck em, do it and just keep all the money. All they ask of you is your name and address, not your SSN or anything. They in Amsterdam, what they gon do if you stiff em?”
Listening to his ass, I’ll be up on all kinds of international fraud charges, HA HA HA HA HA.
July 26, 2007 @ 8:22 am
yea ud be doing some time if u agreed to this. this sound like some of the scams we were trained to keep an eye on when i worked for the bank.
July 26, 2007 @ 8:33 am
Seriously, I could do this shit in my sleep. Who pays you to do shit like that? Its wayyyyyyy to easy to be legal.
I mean, granted, if someone sends me a check with my name on it, I have every right to cash it LOL…. but when the shit hits the fan the first thing they gon ask is “Ok, so you didnt find it strange that you were getting checks from people you didnt know? And just exactly how did you know where to send the money to?” I cant even play that dumb LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 8:35 am
They just had some junk like this on Dateline like 2 nights ago, except it was ’some chick’ meeting men online and having them ship stuff for her to all these different countries and shit. But they were using fake credit cards or something.
*lightbulb*
Hell nah. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chris Hanson fucked some dudes up last night. They had seen “To Catch A Predator” before and knew exactly who he was, even had thoughts that it might be a setup when they were talkin to the ‘young girls’ online and did it anyway.
Fuck that.
July 26, 2007 @ 8:37 am
I know someone that got caught up in that same thing… And what happened was they received checks to their home in there name an it was from another party with their bank info on the checks…But what they did was call the bank that was on the check and the bank said that they didnt have any member with that name on the check…. So what happens is that you cash the checks get the money and once the correction comes in your bank debts your account. Its pretty smart plan if people dont understand how companies work.
July 26, 2007 @ 8:40 am
‘So what happens is that you cash the checks get the money and once the correction comes in your bank debts your account.’
Once the correction comes in? You mean once the bank realizes that person and account isnt legit, they take their money back from your account?
July 26, 2007 @ 8:48 am
Once the correction comes in? You mean once the bank realizes that person and account isnt legit, they take their money back from your account?
Exactly… See your bank is gonna give you the money but when they run in against the account of the other bank and it comes back fraud they debt your account.
July 26, 2007 @ 8:51 am
Um….. did this person end up in jail? LOL Cause I cant go to jail, dawg, LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 8:53 am
then u in trouble. that happened at when i was at the bank. man was a deacon of a church real cool dude, he done dep a check for 200,000 and wired it cross seas and when it cleared and came back…my bank mgr called the police. But now u gotta be careful cause most banks will call and verify the funds, that is if u go in and deposit to a teller. But there are a million ways to play the bank system without gettin caught. If u are smart enough
July 26, 2007 @ 8:58 am
Okay…
They just talked about a scam similar to this on the local news last night.
You should report this to monster.com
July 26, 2007 @ 9:01 am
Um….. did this person end up in jail? LOL Cause I cant go to jail, dawg, LOL.
Not at all… See since its a internet scam you are totally free from it…. You didnt know. But with this specific scam once you do the first fraudulent transactions your bank “Should” notify you…
July 26, 2007 @ 9:02 am
Willy,
Yeah they had something kinda similar on Dateline the other night. Different but the same schematics.
I was gonna contact Monster and ask about the legitimacy of this company, but the more I read the offer and think about the ramifications of what they want me to do, that shit is just not sitting right.
You right, I probably should report them.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:05 am
‘Not at all… See since its a internet scam you are totally free from it…. You didnt know.’
Thats kinda true too. They aint giving me no details really. I dont know where the money is coming from or where its going…. but I dont think thats gon be enough for the jakes when they walkin me outta my job in cuffs LOL.
And just like that, there goes my e-license.
Oh BTW, Im off sabattical now LOL. Office hours as previously indicated and walk-ins welcome.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:06 am
dig- you aint gonna go to jail for it… BUT you are going to get robbed for lots of money- and thats worse lol
say you cash a check for $100, and you send $50 back to these people… the bank will eventually get the check back saying is a fraud and they want thier $100 back… so you essentially end up giving them back the $50 you ‘pocketed’ and the $50 you sent to your ‘employer’ and you are in the red $100… now do that times 5 or 6 checks in amounts in the hundreds or thousands… and you are shit outta luck- the bank wont send you to jail.. but them bitches will get thier $$ back- out of YOU
July 26, 2007 @ 9:09 am
P - Yeah, but the company guarantees all checks. Supposedly should that happen, they will cover it. My main concern is landing in the klink, LOL. You dont get crablegs in prison LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:09 am
But I wouldnt cash the checks…. and if I did I damn sure wouldnt send any money to the Damn Netherlands by western union…. If you’re gonna get in trouble might as well keep all the money… I mean you might need the bail money.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:09 am
mmhmm and thats gon hurt even worst
July 26, 2007 @ 9:10 am
LOL @cjp i agree
they good cause id be cashing them damn checks and chesters or suntin
July 26, 2007 @ 9:11 am
dig Says:
July 26th, 2007 at 9:09 am e
P - Yeah, but the company guarantees all checks. Supposedly should that happen, they will cover it. My main concern is landing in the klink, LOL. You dont get crablegs in prison LOL.
why do i not beleive that? lol thats like felicia from friday saying she’ll bring the vcr right back… sure cracky-crackedy-crack head… you aint brining shit back LMAO
July 26, 2007 @ 9:11 am
Ima holla at Monster though. I thought the presence of their logo on the email was a little weird cause other emails that I have gotten via Monster that had the logo on it were…. different. But then the person had a monster.com email so….
IDK.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:13 am
P - LMAOOOOOOOOOO! “I need to borrow your microwave right quick.”
Cecily - Cant. Chester’s dont cash personal checks. Otherwise, you already know LOL.
CJP - Hell yeah. Call my mama
July 26, 2007 @ 9:13 am
‘But there are a million ways to play the bank system without gettin caught. If u are smart enough.’
Can me and you have a discussion over e-mail please?’
‘You right, I probably should report them.’
Sooooooooooo…..You telling now?
July 26, 2007 @ 9:15 am
Oh thats right…they dont.
can u imagine hearing ur mother coming up to the jailhouse bailing u out. Shed be going off….with that brooklyn accent. Ur aunt would prob be there 2..that visual alone should have u being like uhuh im good
July 26, 2007 @ 9:15 am
So I go to Monster.com to holla at em, right…. look what I find:
“Security Notice
Please be on the alert for a fraudulent email claiming to be from Monster.com. This email may advertise a position managing financial transactions, or cashing checks, and is attempting to engage Monster users in a money laundering or bad check scam.
The email may appear to have been sent by Monster, and may contain address information. If you receive this email, do not respond. Instead, please contact Monster.
If you have already responded to the email, or are involved with any financial transactions related to this email, we recommend that you contact your local law enforcement authorities immediately.
For further information on avoiding email fraud, please see below.”
July 26, 2007 @ 9:16 am
Yeah, but the company guarantees all checks. Supposedly should that happen, they will cover it
Nah… I dont think that company would do anything like that. What they are gonna do is take the money an leave you hanging… An if those checks are fake (which Im sure they are) how could they guarantee them…
July 26, 2007 @ 9:17 am
@chevy
im serious. and the stupid thing is …in the training classes, at least at the bank i worked at, they sat there and told u …he did this and he got caught cause of this but if he didnt….he wouldnt have gotten caught. im sitting there thinking i aint got but $5 on me and u sitting here basically telling me how to get thousands from u and not get caught. u dont know how many times i had to call jesus to hold me back.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:17 am
‘can u imagine hearing ur mother coming up to the jailhouse bailing u out. Shed be going off….with that brooklyn accent. Ur aunt would prob be there 2..that visual alone should have u being like uhuh im good’
Thats a Bronx accent, dawg, LOL, but I bet her ass wouldnt even bail me out. She would come down there to slap the lip gloss off my face and tell me ‘thats what your stupid ass get!’ LOL
July 26, 2007 @ 9:18 am
LMAO…If you have already responded to the email, or are involved with any financial transactions related to this email, we recommend that you contact your local law enforcement authorities immediately.
Basically, if u already responded and started working….well u shit outta luck cause in some trouble…trouble
July 26, 2007 @ 9:19 am
‘im serious. and the stupid thing is …in the training classes, at least at the bank i worked at, they sat there and told u …he did this and he got caught cause of this but if he didnt….he wouldnt have gotten caught. im sitting there thinking i aint got but $5 on me and u sitting here basically telling me how to get thousands from u and not get caught. u dont know how many times i had to call jesus to hold me back.’
I’m serious too.
chevy_g_hustle@hotmail.com
Let’s get to it…I got some ‘questions’.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:19 am
CJP - I dont think they meant guarantee as in the checks being legit, sounded more like they meant they will guarantee the money. But Im straight, I aint fuckin with they asses, and I have half a mind to email the bitch who emailed me and curse her the fuck out LOL.
But I might just be a little aggie that Im outta french vanilla creamer again.
*lookin at this fucken lady who keeps takin it*
July 26, 2007 @ 9:20 am
“Let’s get to it…I got some ‘questions’.”
LMAO! Please believe that nigga serious.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:21 am
An since you fucking with a bank…. Thats a Federal Offense… And Fed time is totally different from State Pen time…. IF you get 6yrs you DO 6yrs
July 26, 2007 @ 9:22 am
oh i believe him.
chevy id be scared to share. plus its been a minute since i been at the bank now so im rusty
July 26, 2007 @ 9:23 am
CJP - I know *SMH* I cant even do it LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:24 am
Chevy would be the dude masterminding a crew of bitches ’settin it off’ up in somebody’s federal reserve, waiting back at the ranch for them to bring him his cut
July 26, 2007 @ 9:25 am
@ Dig
I can sooooo see that. Chev be like these bitches shoulda been here 5 mins ago…wtf
July 26, 2007 @ 9:25 am
I should call News 8. They report on anything.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:26 am
‘I can sooooo see that. Chev be like these bitches shoulda been here 5 mins ago…wtf’
And there will be hell to pay when they get there LOL
July 26, 2007 @ 9:28 am
Fuckin with them banks is tricky… Checks and Balances is a muthafukka.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:30 am
Who do y’all take me for?
July 26, 2007 @ 9:31 am
@dig
Mmmhmm
July 26, 2007 @ 9:33 am
there was an article in the newspaper the other day that said banks be trying to lure new customers in and be trying to get u to bounce checks and over draw ur account…i forgot the name of the bank but one made 7.8 million from doing that mess. i was disguted…people struggling and get hit with fees cause they robbing peter to pay paul and the banks sitting back just chilling and laughing like yea keep doing it. it aint no prob boo
July 26, 2007 @ 9:33 am
Cec, thats just like them damn crime shows on TV. They tell too much. And the fucked up part about them is that a lot of the equipment and shit they use to unravel the crimes aint readily available in most law enforcement agencies, so they put a nigga on to some shit and your local crime lab be like “damn…. What the…… damn.” LOL
I remember they had some show on about a new way of breaking into people’s houses. Something called ‘knocking’ I think, where you basically take this ‘knock key’ and tap it with a screwdriver and it just opens your shit. They stopped just short of tellin people how to get their hands on one, but gotdamn, all you gotta do is tell a nigga it exists and they will find it themselves LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:36 am
mmhmm, i think i heard one time thats y we americans be having all the shit that happen to us, we talk to fucking much. I remember after 9/11 we on there talking about if they got wind of this and do this this gon happen and im sitting there like gee thx….LOL now dont be surprised when they do it.
And u know these be hard times…u tell the wrong person the wrong shit at the wrong time and all kinda hell will break loose.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:39 am
they aint gonna send you to country club prision, they are going to send you to federal fuck me in the ass prision [/office space]
July 26, 2007 @ 9:44 am
i forgot the name of the bank but one made 7.8 million from doing that mess.
I bet it was Bank (Idontgiveadamnaboutyouimgoingtochargeyoufeesoutyourass) OF Amrica
July 26, 2007 @ 9:44 am
‘they aint gonna send you to country club prision, they are going to send you to federal fuck me in the ass prision [/office space]‘
I wouldnt be so mad if it wasnt a buncha bitches who would likely be fuckin me in the ass with some foreign object that would really really hurt.
Im good, LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:45 am
‘I bet it was Bank (Idontgiveadamnaboutyouimgoingtochargeyoufeesoutyourass) OF Amrica’
or M&T
I hate they asses.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:46 am
@cjp
i wish i could remember but hell they all like that. especially M&T. I worked there and had a bank account there. NEVER again. Them niggas is crazy
July 26, 2007 @ 9:48 am
‘especially M&T. I worked there’
Yeah you was a traitor when you did that shit
I wanted to burn them to ground fuckin my money up like they did.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:49 am
its citizens… them bitches will let me use my card ALLLLLLLLL day… money or no money.. they just sit there with that $38 charge getting hard off the amount of $ they robbin me for
July 26, 2007 @ 9:50 am
Well since i Left Bank of America in like fucken 98′ the Military Bank Im with now is pretty good… But since I was in Accounting and Finance in the Military I can tell you some horror stories about them banks man… They get you coming an going.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:51 am
Yea i know ….and i paid for tbat mistake the entire 8 mths i was there. I will never work there again..matter of fact, i hate M&T so much i wont even drive by one …and its a damn shame that i live across the street from one. U dont know how tempted i be to throw rocks at them.
July 26, 2007 @ 9:52 am
@ P
Actually thats y i liked Charter one now citizens….cause they let me just borrow against my damn acct money or not. But i hated everything else. Im very happy with my credit union ESL and i like Canandaigua national too
July 26, 2007 @ 9:55 am
July 26, 2007 @ 9:57 am
I say fuck Banks and Insurance companies….
July 26, 2007 @ 10:01 am
Yea lets just go back to the old days and store our money in our back yards…and i dont have a solution for insurance companies LOL
July 26, 2007 @ 10:03 am
I say fuck Banks and Insurance companies….
I dont even use em no more, but thats another story LOL.
Cec: Solution for insurance companies: ride dirty, dont fall down no stairs and dont die.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:07 am
and i dont have a solution for insurance companies
I do… but it sounds too much like right. What Insurance companies should do it take a portion of your payment a invest it just for you that way if you need to file a claim it would alleviate payment coming from the company thus making the payout back to you to go smoothly without all the bullshit that comes with it…. The insurance company could still make a ton of money and you wouldn’t feel like you were getting fucked over…
July 26, 2007 @ 10:07 am
@ dig…
ok thx. ill keep that in mind LOL
July 26, 2007 @ 10:11 am
cjp Says:
July 26th, 2007 at 10:07 am e
and i dont have a solution for insurance companies
I do… but it sounds too much like right. What Insurance companies should do it take a portion of your payment a invest it just for you that way if you need to file a claim it would alleviate payment coming from the company thus making the payout back to you to go smoothly without all the bullshit that comes with it…. The insurance company could still make a ton of money and you wouldn’t feel like you were getting fucked over…
they already do that- minus the ‘paying back the insuree’ part…
July 26, 2007 @ 10:12 am
CJP - thats the thing, in most cases, they just sittin on our money (insurance companies) and are rarely called to cover a claim (with the exception of auto and home insurance). All the other shit they pile on is stuff we pay into and never see a dime of. They got a lotta fucken nerve tryna give people problems.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:12 am
The solution to health insurance, is a socialized non-profit health system…
wait for it…
MIKE GRAVEL 4 PRESIDENT!!!!
http://www.gravel2008.us/
July 26, 2007 @ 10:14 am
@ P
Wow that is a good idea. Ud think theyd do this for us
July 26, 2007 @ 10:15 am
Nah Persia
What I mean is have an account strictly for you…invest that money an keep it in that account for you… They could even give you the money out of that account when you change companies… Not like now where they take your money and invest it to make them money.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:15 am
Especially stuff like life insurance cause people policy hop like there’s no tomorrow. You pay 2 or 3 years into some plan and then change to some other policy/provider for whatever reason, stay there 4 or 5 years…. or your policy is active then inactive then active then inactive (cause you know how I people do bout payin bills LOL) and they eatin. They ‘insure’ you for that period youre on with them and then when you leave, or lapse, thats to their profit and you aint got shit out of it.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:15 am
mmhmm and u just reminded me cause my insurance bill is supposed to be 1 st rate and every month my shit go up by $10 …im like uh excuse me …i aint sign up for no balloon payments
July 26, 2007 @ 10:16 am
scammers i swear
July 26, 2007 @ 10:24 am
Willy
Im with you…but we also need to find cures for shit. These damn drug companies be making loot cause no one looks for cures anymore. We all just dope up so we can live with the problem… Hell I just found out I got restless leg syndrome but If I take anything for it… I will have stomach pain, ulcers, Diarrhea, Headaches and my menstrual cycle will be outta wack…SO fuck that
July 26, 2007 @ 10:26 am
July 26, 2007 @ 10:27 am
if this dude call me CC one more time, ima slam this clock radio in his face.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:27 am
cjp Says:
July 26th, 2007 at 10:15 am e
Nah Persia
What I mean is have an account strictly for you…invest that money an keep it in that account for you… They could even give you the money out of that account when you change companies… Not like now where they take your money and invest it to make them money.
i know what you’re saying.. and they do that- just not the ‘for the insuree part’. you ever seen the investment profolio of an insurance agency? or any major corp for that matter? talk about PAID!
July 26, 2007 @ 10:28 am
Cec: Violent much? LOL
July 26, 2007 @ 10:28 am
ok b4 i start laughing…do u really have restless leg syndrome. cause i think i do to LMAO
July 26, 2007 @ 10:29 am
Dig
im tired of asking him to stop calling me that. i HATE being called CC…
July 26, 2007 @ 10:29 am
cjp- that commercial for the restless leg syndrome shit had me dying…. on some ‘yeah, your legs will feel better, but your dog will die, your penis will fall off, you will contract leporsy and the bank will repo your house and your car”
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
July 26, 2007 @ 10:30 am
hey CC- how your day going?
July 26, 2007 @ 10:31 am
LMAO yea ….and see for me its worst. If i dont feel good i automatically think i am dying …and sitting there watching them commercials describing symptoms i be sitting there like oh shit…i got this or that. But then the side effects be horrific. so if i did have it…id just have it cause id be cured of restless leg syndrome but i wouldnt have no arms cause they fell off LMAO
July 26, 2007 @ 10:32 am
My day going fine…til that fool came over here …all i here is ‘hey CC i got a question’…u shoulda seen my face look down at this clock radio on my desk
July 26, 2007 @ 10:32 am
‘yeah, your legs will feel better, but your dog will die, your penis will fall off, you will contract leporsy and the bank will repo your house and your car”
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July 26, 2007 @ 10:32 am
and while we are on the subject- i’m about tired of them making up shit to be wrong with people. you aint got PMDD- you just a bitch when you are on your period. you aint got resltess leg syndrome- you just need to carry your ass to the gym and work that on out. you aint got ED- you just are 75 and the good Lord didnt mean for you to have all 28 of the girls gone wild crew nutting all over your cieling fan
July 26, 2007 @ 10:33 am
My day going fine…til that fool came over here …all i here is ‘hey CC i got a question’…u shoulda seen my face look down at this clock radio on my desk
********
P - I think she missed it LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:34 am
‘you aint got ED- you just are 75 and the good Lord didnt mean for you to have all 28 of the girls gone wild crew nutting all over your cieling fan’
@cjp
try yoga.
And I’m being serious.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:35 am
and while we are on the subject- i’m about tired of them making up shit to be wrong with people. you aint got PMDD- you just a bitch when you are on your period. you aint got resltess leg syndrome- you just need to carry your ass to the gym and work that on out. you aint got ED- you just are 75 and the good Lord didnt mean for you to have all 28 of the girls gone wild crew nutting all over your cieling fan
LMAO
July 26, 2007 @ 10:36 am
guess i did P
July 26, 2007 @ 10:37 am
They gotta find shit to make up to excuse all the fucken retarded crimes we are committing. Once they let a bitch get off on the ‘twinkie defense’ I was done.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:38 am
I think thats where Bi-polarism and PMDD both came from LOL. Them crazy bitches on Snapped, LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:40 am
and whats with this commercial, were the ladies are at a party talking about having pms and they symptoms and the pill u can take to control it. first of all, y are we discussing this at a party?? and who has a dr friend that just be hanging around willing to advice of duty …thats
July 26, 2007 @ 10:43 am
who makes this song…Shawty is a 10 ..a 10 Shawty is a 10…i luv this damn song. good stripper song too.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:43 am
dig- yeah she missed it… and yup- the twinkie defense was jsut TOO TOO much. shit.. if mj can get away with feeling on little boys, then a mf can get away a twinkee defense
July 26, 2007 @ 10:44 am
what is the twinkie defense
July 26, 2007 @ 10:45 am
‘and who has a dr friend that just be hanging around willing to advice of duty ‘
You, nigga
And Dream sings that song.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:45 am
And ummmmmmmmm, what seems to be the problem?? Lemme send them my resume…
July 26, 2007 @ 10:46 am
i told yall i aint good with hints, u gotta just come right out and say it cause i wont pick it up
July 26, 2007 @ 10:46 am
im talking about an official dr..with a degree that specializes in OBGYN svcs…that wa just totally ridiculous.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:47 am
and while we are on the subject- i’m about tired of them making up shit to be wrong with people. you aint got PMDD- you just a bitch when you are on your period. you aint got resltess leg syndrome- you just need to carry your ass to the gym and work that on out. you aint got ED- you just are 75 and the good Lord didnt mean for you to have all 28 of the girls gone wild crew nutting all over your cieling fan
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LMFaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Man they put those drugs commericals on like they slangin crack in the hood…they have all kinds of tactics to make you think there is something wrong with your ass…they got a damn drug for everything…
July 26, 2007 @ 10:48 am
ok…i just turned my radio off…that Same Girl remix is terrible, im so sick of r kelly
July 26, 2007 @ 10:48 am
Cec:
Muhfucka, I think in San Fran, killed the mayor and the damn supervisor, and the defense team blamed his impaired judgment on his consumption of junk foods (twinkies) and other sugary items, LOL. And people been tryna skate on it ever since.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:49 am
do u really have restless leg syndrome.
Shit I dont know… I shake my leg alot. I thought I was just a lil nervous. An what kinda shit is restless leg syndrome anyway
July 26, 2007 @ 10:49 am
i told yall i aint good with hints, u gotta just come right out and say it cause i wont pick it up
*********
It was nothing, she just called you CC.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:50 am
yea they do, i sit on the couch and be like damn im ashy and next thing u know a commercial come on were u can take a pill and never be ashy again but ull possibly loose ur ears and have tingling in ur feet…but u wont be ashy no more
July 26, 2007 @ 10:51 am
Wait a minute …r u serious? He killed peple and blamed his insatiable desire of Twinkies? LMAO ahahahahahaha
July 26, 2007 @ 10:52 am
cec- there is this OTHER cure for ashy… its called LOTION! that commercial is for people with that permanant ‘my leg fell asleep’ feeling…. i wish they would peep how to get rid of that without the drugs..GO TO THE GYM!
July 26, 2007 @ 10:52 am
But now they just use ‘twinkie defense’ as a generic term for any stupid ass excuse (allergies, coffe, LOL) a criminal uses tryna get outta some shit ….
Maybe I could use that when I get nabbed for International fraud.
July 26, 2007 @ 10:52 am
oh… cec whats that haps on the daily motivator? you and rev run trippin.. i aint got shit from either of you all day
July 26, 2007 @ 10:52 am
yea they do, i sit on the couch and be like damn im ashy and next thing u know a commercial come on were u can take a pill and never be ashy again but ull possibly loose ur ears and have tingling in ur feet…but u wont be ashy no more
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lmfaoooooooooooooooooo
or how about, “do you have, don’t wanna wake the fuck up in the morning syndrome” GTFOH!!
But the funny part is when they start reading the side effects:
sexual dysfunction
irregular heartbeat
stroke
loss of eyesight
and in rare cases, death
WTF??
July 26, 2007 @ 10:55 am
Yea maybe u could. i did that because…because…them damn twinkies man (and start crying)
July 26, 2007 @ 10:56 am
@cjp
try yoga.
And I’m being serious.
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Know what…Ive been thinking bout that. Im gon have to look into that…plus there are advantages to that as well
July 26, 2007 @ 10:56 am
‘Yea maybe u could. i did that because…because…them damn twinkies man (and start crying)’
“I did it, yes, I did it! But it wasnt my fault, your honor - it was them damn crablegs!”
July 26, 2007 @ 10:58 am
But the funny part is when they start reading the side effects:
Exactly…Thats why I will never take medication. Fuck around and give a nigga a period or something… Hell naw
July 26, 2007 @ 10:59 am
well i got my defnse ready and documented just in case i ever need… how many mfs you know allergic to touch? all i gots to say is a forgot to take the pretty little allergy pills and went crazy because all my skin was burning…. it just was a conincedince that nigga was in the bed with that chick right as it happened
July 26, 2007 @ 11:00 am
Exactly…Thats why I will never take medication. Fuck around and give a nigga a period or something… Hell naw
————-
You know?? You can develop all sorts of abnormalities fucking around…most times, the medication that you’re takin starts giving you side effects and you need ANOTHER medication…
Thats why the only medication I take is NARCOTICS
I know what to expect…absolute HI-dom!
July 26, 2007 @ 11:00 am
@cjp
I was thinking about it too, cuz my circulation is terrible.
Smoking don’t help…but yeah I’ma keep smokin.
July 26, 2007 @ 11:03 am
Y’all need to watch this program on Showtime called “In Pot We Trust”
It’ll give you a new outlook on marijuana…its like a documentary or something…not a series…
July 26, 2007 @ 11:04 am
@nsite
Got that shit recorded on the DVR at home.
I’ve only watched a lil bit of it though.
And vote Mike Gravel.
July 26, 2007 @ 11:05 am
My daily motivater hook up is on vacation so i gotta wait til she get back. I need mine to girl, im hurting LOL
July 26, 2007 @ 11:08 am
In Pot we Trust?? uhuh What the hell goes on on TV while im watching Tv Land
July 26, 2007 @ 11:08 am
Willy LMAOOOOOOOOO!
July 26, 2007 @ 11:09 am
‘It’ll give you a new outlook on marijuana…its like a documentary or something…not a series…’
I already told you, Im switchin. The tobacco’ll kill ya but the green is of the earth
July 26, 2007 @ 11:10 am
In pot we trust huh?
July 26, 2007 @ 11:11 am
while im watchin JJ and Thelma get out the hood….yall watchin in pot we trust
July 26, 2007 @ 11:11 am
The circulation is good… and I stay real active….but being flexible is my thing.
July 26, 2007 @ 11:12 am
And my job = no random testing.
YESSSSSSS!
July 26, 2007 @ 11:12 am
If ya’ll want a day waster:
http://www.nhk.or.jp/digista/blog/works/20070517_fujiki/index.html
It’s a prototype for a new game called ‘Echochrome’ that’s coming to the PS3.
3D Puzzle based. But on the PS3, the levels will be pre-built.
You can get an idea of how it works here:
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/22394.html
July 26, 2007 @ 11:12 am
already told you, Im switchin. The tobacco’ll kill ya but the green is of the earth
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It is!! It shows people who are ILL who actually use marijuana as medication…a few are actually issued marijuana from the gov’t…one dude is a stock broker and smokes 10-12 joints per day…his weed comes already rolled in a big ass cannister…he gets like 300 joints every 20 days…
July 26, 2007 @ 11:13 am
‘I was thinking about it too, cuz my circulation is terrible.’
This nerdy guy here (who I think might be gay LOL) wants me to go to yoga with him. He gives me a report every Tuesday on how Monday night’s class was LOL.
I aint went yet.
July 26, 2007 @ 11:14 am
Haze: I would just have to figure out how not to be walkin around smellin like a pound
July 26, 2007 @ 11:16 am
This link explains it a lot better
http://tserve01.aid.design.kyushu-u.ac.jp/~fujiki/ole_coordinate_system/movie/demo.mpg
July 26, 2007 @ 11:17 am
Haze: I would just have to figure out how not to be walkin around smellin like a pound
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Girl back in the day we used to catch “clouds” which was basically to sit in your car and smoke like ten blunts and NOT roll the windows down or have the fan on…you get out the car high as shit!! Man my coat used to smell like str8 chronic…I can do that shit now though….a nigga corporate now, LOL
July 26, 2007 @ 11:18 am
a few are actually issued marijuana from the gov’t
Ok… When i was in the Military they set up a controlled burn during one of our drug classes… That shit was so strong that by the end of the class we all were asking him could he give us some more. Just so we can be sure that it was real
July 26, 2007 @ 11:18 am
This link explains it a lot better
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Willy…what da hell is that??
July 26, 2007 @ 11:19 am
yoga is hard, i tried it and its hard. i have never been so sore
July 26, 2007 @ 11:20 am
‘I can do that shit now though….a nigga corporate now, LOL’
So now what you do? Just wait til you get home? LOL
July 26, 2007 @ 11:23 am
ok going 2 lunch
July 26, 2007 @ 11:23 am
So now what you do? Just wait til you get home? LOL
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Yeah. I mean I can’t catch “clouds” which enhances your high…because you’re just sitting, inhaling all the smoke…I can’t have that smell all in my hair and clothes…
July 26, 2007 @ 11:24 am
‘I aint went yet.’
I need to see you in a ‘downward facing dog’ position…STAT!
July 26, 2007 @ 11:24 am
I already told you, Im switchin. The tobacco’ll kill ya but the green is of the earth
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Weed will kill you too
either off all the infinite sht they lace it wit to get it in the country
or the tetrohydrocarbinal will give you cancer
i used to have to give teens a workshop on the affects of certain drugs and weed is not that much better than a cigarette which has a filter
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July 26, 2007 @ 11:26 am
‘Willy…what da hell is that??’
It’s a illusionary puzzle game based on the artwork of
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._C._Escher
When you rotate the puzzle, it changes what you can see, and where you can move.
July 26, 2007 @ 11:27 am
Weed will kill you too
either off all the infinite sht they lace it wit to get it in the country
or the tetrohydrocarbinal will give you cancer
i used to have to give teens a workshop on the affects of certain drugs and weed is not that much better than a cigarette which has a filter
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Shiiiiiiit, you trippin!! If you are smoking tobacco products with weed (i.e. dutches, blunts, etc.) then yeah, but if you pipe smoking or smoking in those thin papers, you’re good…weed is no where near as toxic as damn cigarettes…believe that!!
Weed will not kill you!!
July 26, 2007 @ 11:29 am
‘downward facing dog’
See I cant be gettin into shit like that and feel good about myself… I might as well slap myself
July 26, 2007 @ 11:30 am
‘either off all the infinite sht they lace it wit to get it in the country’
That’s why you smoke KB.
‘i used to have to give teens a workshop on the affects of certain drugs and weed is not that much better than a cigarette which has a filter’
There are NO studies linking marijuana usage to death.
July 26, 2007 @ 11:31 am
@cjp
Shit…you’ll at least come up wit some new sex positions to try out.
July 26, 2007 @ 11:34 am
you’re good…weed is no where near as toxic as damn cigarettes…believe that!!
Weed will not kill you!!
——
Sorry Sweetie
but thats not true!
it may not be as toxic but if you abuse it too much
you can catch cancer which will kill you
sorry but its true!
July 26, 2007 @ 11:35 am
That’s why you smoke KB.
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Exactly. Big beautiful buds. Not that shit Ray-Ray be spraying down with roach spray, LOL
July 26, 2007 @ 11:36 am
Shit…you’ll at least come up wit some new sex positions to try out.
AWWWready… Thats why Yoga might be a good look. It will help out with the high difficulty rating of the Karma Sutra
July 26, 2007 @ 11:40 am
“I need to see you in a ‘downward facing dog’ position…STAT!”
You know what……
Haze; I know you cant ‘catch clouds’ I was talkin bout smokin in general. I know people who smoke before work, at lunch and the rest of the night when they get home LOL…. but them niggas dont be smellin like it.
July 26, 2007 @ 11:43 am
Haze; I know you cant ‘catch clouds’ I was talkin bout smokin in general. I know people who smoke before work, at lunch and the rest of the night when they get home LOL…. but them niggas dont be smellin like it.
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Oh naw…I don’t do that…I needs my skrilla…
July 26, 2007 @ 11:48 am
Willy, Wordpress is workin my nerves, LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 11:49 am
There are NO studies linking marijuana usage to death.
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Before Balco no baseball athletes were on steriods
they couldn’t find ways to track it
and they still can’t definitively prove steriods will kill you
How long did it take women for find out Saleen impants caused cancer
that argument works both ways
it can be more reason to smoke on
or just science doesn’t have the means to prove it
but if someone has a black lung and dies of lung cancer its not hard to connect the dots
Hey I smoke but Im not a smoker
I jus understand anything you abuse
and bad for you in general
July 26, 2007 @ 11:50 am
Now im really not about the whole weed smell thing… I much rather smell like something else…
July 26, 2007 @ 11:54 am
‘Now im really not about the whole weed smell thing… I much rather smell like something else… ‘
Im sure we all would but aint nobody boss gon ask to speak with you in private in a conference room with an HR rep cause you come into work smellin like fresh cum bubbles
July 26, 2007 @ 11:56 am
Although I would be in trouble today if I wanted to wild out. This dress WITH panties of any kind would sooooo show lines. Therefore…. well, LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 11:59 am
smellin like fresh cum bubbles
You made it sound nasty… An I could have been talking about some nice cologne.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
Ever fk on your lunch break and get back to work wondering if everyone can tell?!
July 26, 2007 @ 12:03 pm
‘An I could have been talking about some nice cologne.’
*staring into the camera*
CJP, have you met you? LOL
July 26, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
Banga: LMAO! Maybe the first time I ever did it but after that I aint really care if they could tell or not LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:07 pm
Ever fk on your lunch break and get back to work wondering if everyone can tell?!
That shit is funny as hell….you looking around like I hope nobody notice
July 26, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
’smellin like fresh cum bubbles’
The hell…
‘Therefore…. well, LOL.’
Dig is nekked!]
‘Before Balco no baseball athletes were on steriods
they couldn’t find ways to track it
and they still can’t definitively prove steriods will kill you’
Yes they were, MLB just didn’t test for it.
And steroids are hormones…and elevated hormonal levels can cause cancer…so yes steroids can kill you. Directly.
slight distinction.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
Aight, passin out in a dress wit no drawz on is not cute, so Im off to find a turkey sandwich LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:10 pm
Dig is nekked!
Again LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
An fucking with the steroids is straight crazy… I just couldnt do that shit.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:18 pm
@CJP & DIG
Everytime I’m always on edge
brushin my shoulders but whats funny is you clothes never feel the same when you put em back on
and the dick/pussy smell is stronger than any cologne
on the planet
and I got this I jus got some grin on my face and people askin what are you so damn happy about
I always feel like everyone can tell
@Willy
cosign your 2nd point
but per what I read about the Balco case
they had to develop special test specific to the cream and the growth gene to catch it
per sports anayalst they couldn’t track till after they knew what to look for.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:20 pm
@CJP
all I need to hear about steriods is it shrinks you dick size?!!
Immmm sooooo straight!
July 26, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
@banga
Yep.
They needed the test…but not for MLB.
They need the test for the track and field athletes.
(Marion Jones)
July 26, 2007 @ 12:23 pm
Aw hell
HEROES video game is confirmed.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:26 pm
all I need to hear about steriods is it shrinks you dick size?!!
Exactly… I dont need to be that strong OR fast. Besides most of the reason we do shit is to get puss. SO why would i get all big and shit… and then look like a 12 yr old when i pull my pants down… YOU CAN KEEP THAT SHIT
July 26, 2007 @ 12:28 pm
Ever fk on your lunch break and get back to work wondering if everyone can tell?!
Yes and was paranoid all day.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:30 pm
Oh snap…
I know ya’ll probably heard about that NBA ref that was supposedly fixing games…
:cry:
July 26, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
@Willy
Marion Jones looked like a female mike tyson with her chipped took
I heard she came out and said she’s flat broke
she was makin 70k per race
I hate running but I’ve run from dogs and Police for free all my life
for 70k if you put a pit bull behind me
I beat Carl Lewis, Jackie Joyner Kersey, Gale Deevers(who had a fatty)Marion Jones, Michael Lewis or Green
put a dog behind me I’d kick all their asses
July 26, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
Hell yeah I heard about dude… He in trouble with the Mob too. He fucked up big time…
July 26, 2007 @ 12:34 pm
put a dog behind me I’d kick all their asses
Thats whay they gon do to Mike Vick…
July 26, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
‘I heard she came out and said she’s flat broke’
yep, supposedly had like $2000 in the bank and that’s it?
‘Thats whay they gon do to Mike Vick…’
He goes before a judge today at 3:30 ET.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:40 pm
@Willy & CJP
that ref shit
YOU KNOW RASHEED WALLACE IS AT HOME LIKE
I TOLD YOU MUTHAFUCKAS THOSE REF WHERE FULL OF SHIT!
July 26, 2007 @ 12:45 pm
‘YOU KNOW RASHEED WALLACE IS AT HOME LIKE
I TOLD YOU MUTHAFUCKAS THOSE REF WHERE FULL OF SHIT!’
What’s even funnier is, this is the SAME dude that Rasheed threatened after a game and got suspended for 7 games over it.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:46 pm
YOU KNOW RASHEED WALLACE IS AT HOME LIKE
I TOLD YOU MUTHAFUCKAS THOSE REF WHERE FULL OF SHIT!
Hell yeah…you know he gon be talking big shit this year…”That wasnt a foul…you sure you’re not fixing the game” Whistle blows……Tech
July 26, 2007 @ 12:47 pm
Barry Bonds done called Bob Costas a midget.
I fuckin hate Bob Costas…ever since the Dennis Rodman days.
July 26, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
‘I heard she came out and said she’s flat broke’
yep, supposedly had like $2000 in the bank and that’s it?
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Didnt she play Basketball too… WNBA is calling
July 26, 2007 @ 12:52 pm
I tried scrolling but all I saw was cum bubbles and weed…. sounds like a party….
Whats good ?
July 26, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
Marion Jones is broke ??
I used to dig her until I found out she was shooting needles in her ass… thats a no no…
My dreams of sleeping with her were crushed once I got the vision of her muscles to clamping up and chopping my gravedigger off….
July 26, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
@ihadno
Whut up homie.
@cjp
She talked about it, but she was on top of T&F at the time…
she prolly shoulda went on ahead and did it.
Supposedly she could ball like Swoops?
July 26, 2007 @ 12:58 pm
Didnt she play Basketball too… WNBA is calling
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@CJP
Nah
but she can find a job a furniture moving company with those big ass pythons and shoulders of hers
July 26, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
Supposedly she could ball like Swoops?
Now that one ugly chick right there…. I saw that chick up close when she played for Texas Tech… one word…YUCK
July 26, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
She played college ball. Yall leave Marion alone LOL.
July 26, 2007 @ 1:07 pm
@cjp
July 26, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
She played on the NC championship team back in the 90’s although I don’t remember her being that good. She was on the same team as that chick Charlotte Smith (i think) that was the first woman to dunk in a college game. I don’t think Marion was good enough to play professionally though.
And the chipped tooth was cute on her
July 26, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
big ass pythons and shoulders
She was built…. But that steroid shit fuck up her whole carrer
July 26, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
I don’t think Marion was good enough to play professionally though.
She better do something…cause in track and feild they banning people till the year 2099.
July 26, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
I don’t even think I am in shape to bone a track and field chick…. but that red bull will give a nigga some wings…..
July 26, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
Man them are some fine ass women… The first time I realize track and field women were fine was 1991 at the Texas Relays… I was standing by the long jump pit and some chick from U of Tenn were warming up…. they took those sweats off and I damn near passed out… I been in Love with Track ever since
July 26, 2007 @ 1:22 pm
Okay…
Marion Jones was only a freshman the year they won the chip…
she was supposed to play on the 1996 Olympic team, but was injured and got cut.
She then concentrated on track and field.
July 26, 2007 @ 1:23 pm
‘She better do something…cause in track and feild they banning people till the year 2099.’
Hell yeah, happened to my cousin too…. even though he is adamant about being innocent in the matter and thinks he was set up. But it was his third offense (second that went to the panel).
July 26, 2007 @ 1:25 pm
Yeah that was around the time everybody was getting found out…
July 26, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
Yup and bye-bye endorsements.
July 26, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
i personally think in todays age
when it comes to supplements which you have to use to stay on a even playin field with other athletes
its way to easy to take something that will come up on one of the olympic test
they expect althetes to be chemist now
u’d think they was going somewhere shady and getting juiced up
they’re going to GMC and getting nailed for a supplement they was told by their doc or trainer was legit
suxs
July 26, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
@banga
yeah man, track & field tests show EVERYTHING…
niggaz better stay away from cold medicine too.
July 26, 2007 @ 1:38 pm
‘niggaz better stay away from cold medicine too.’
LOL, I was just bout to say that. “Put that Tussin down, nigga, you better sweat it out!”
July 26, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
“Put that Tussin down, nigga, you better sweat it out!”
For realz.
July 26, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
Niggas take supplements for sex… what makes the world think they won’t do it for sports when money and fame is on the line ?
Track and field is crazy with it though. Everytime somebody wins an event, there is always some old ass drug test that pops up. Its easier with track and field than other sports because there are skills in other sports that can;’t be effected by supplements where as a lot of track and field events are strength and endurance.
July 26, 2007 @ 1:47 pm
Ihadno: True.
July 26, 2007 @ 1:57 pm
Up yours to those that think Marijauna is bad….
ITS THE TREE OF LIFE…..
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19833390/
July 26, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
@IHADNO
That is the most repugnant Ghettotabulous sht I ever seen
July 26, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
” The 41-year-old Rubin has no legal experience, and says he spent last weekend praying and smoking marijuana with Indians in a sweat lodge at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. ”
And he representing himself in court.
Better break out the twinkies.
July 26, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
YO DID FLOETRY BREAKUP
cause I just read one of the chicks jus got replaced
by Amanda Diva
and which one is which
is Masha the big one with the gap in her teeth cause its the other one that got the boot apparently
July 26, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
Um…
I’m joining that church.
Nigga gone catch the ‘holy ghost’ for real for realz.
July 26, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
@banga
I’m not sure which one is which?
**checking website**
Marsha is the singer…
July 26, 2007 @ 2:20 pm
Yeah, Marsha is the singer. But I aint hear that rumor, I have a hard time believing that one.
July 26, 2007 @ 2:21 pm
I dunno, the latest news update from their site is from 3/2006?
So I can’t call it either way?
Where did you read that at banga?
July 26, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program…..
This is such a pretty picture:
She says:
“I remember wishing I was more fair-skinned, but Tina Knowles, Beyoncé’s mom, would say, ‘Don’t you know how beautiful you are?’ She made me come into my brown beauty. I didn’t get it, but now I do. I am chocolate and beautiful and loving it.”
July 26, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
And why didnt I know Etta James was still alive? I thought she died a minute ago…. anyway, she apparently knockin on heaven’s door now after some kind of abdominal surgery.
Who knew.
July 26, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
” The 41-year-old Rubin has no legal experience, and says he spent last weekend praying and smoking marijuana with Indians in a sweat lodge at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. ”
What in the heezy
Yea im very distrubed by that very sentence right there
July 26, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
I wonder how and why does Kelly give so much credit to Tina and none to her own parents. I would figure that a “mother” would tell her daughter that. There is something very fishy about that relationship with the Knowles family. Its almost like Kelly doesn’t have any parents of her own ……
July 26, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
that is a pretty picture…very elegant and graceful
July 26, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
i think i read somewhere that Kelly original mom more or less gave u rights to the Knowles’. I think Kelly is cool with her mom but she literally grew up with the Knowles’ from what ive read..dont know how true it could be though
July 26, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
I don’t know how acturate it is neither
http://www.sohh.com/articles/article.php/12168
but Soulful is reporting it
July 26, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
Yeah, Etta James is still alive.
Ya’ll heard that Buddy Guy might have to close his blues club in the CHI? Something about the university owns the building, and wants to use it.
AND
BLACK BARBIE NIGGAZ GOD DAYUM!!!!
I need my ‘wank one’ smiley.
July 26, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
mmmm mmmm mmm “Etta James with them big ole thangs”….
She had some titties on her boy !!!!
July 26, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
‘There is something very fishy about that relationship with the Knowles family. Its almost like Kelly doesn’t have any parents of her own’
Well, like cec said, the Knowles’ raised her pretty much…
I don’t know the details of it
**googling**
Yep, they adopted her when she was 10.
July 26, 2007 @ 2:32 pm
yea thats what i thought i couldnt pin point whether it was adoption or just hear nigga take her, i cant afford daycare no more
July 26, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
Well damn, if they’re reporting an actual tour with that lineup, then it must be true…can’t have tour dates lined up on some totally fake shit.
DAYUM!!!!!!!!
July 26, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
Thats what I mean about “them” (Knowles Family)… they are shady… almost like we are gonna hear some very hidden secrets in a couple of years about them. They just seem very fake. Forcing your daughter to get married just because she got prego and YOU don’t wanna look bad to the public…. thats wack. Now not only is their daughter just a passing cum bucket… she’s a divorced cum bucket….
If Kelly parents were crackheads and just gave her up a la Nicole Richie than just tell the truth. She would prolly sell some records also. And it may not be anybodys business but don’t lie about the shit to cover it up either.. thats just making a bad situation worse… now you are a liar on top of a crack baby.
July 26, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
Yo whose Etta James
forgive my ignorance
Pic please
July 26, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
Yeah I had heard Kelly’s mother use to work for them or something….. but yeah, I hit up my celeb gossip spot and there go Etta. I had to do the Scooby Doo noise
July 26, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
Etta James
July 26, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
cec Says:
July 26th, 2007 at 2:32 pm e
yea thats what i thought i couldnt pin point whether it was adoption or just hear nigga take her, i cant afford daycare no more
————
That sounds like bullshit also because then she would be Beyonces and whats her names legal sister and there has never been any mention of that. Why would they just not come out with her being billed as her sister instead of just her bandmate. Brat and Lisa Raye are adoptive sisters and admit it. Beyonce and Kelly have always called themselves friends….
July 26, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
OOOH GOD NOOOOOOO!
July 26, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
She’s a blues/jazz singer. She sang “Sunday Kind Of Love” and “At Last” (those were two of the more popular hits)
July 26, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
@ihadno
They’ve never denied she was adopted or anything like that…
‘why’ they adopter her, I don’t think she/they have ever said…
I don’t think they’ve ‘lied’ about the situation?
@banga
old blues sanger.
July 26, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
‘Beyonce and Kelly have always called themselves friends….’
Nah, they have always called each other sisters, but they got everybody all fucked up cause they always referred to Michelle and the other bandmates that way too, so nobody saw any significance in it b/t her and Kelly.
Cause I remember at one time there were rumors that Matthew was Kelly’s father LOL. This was back when they were claim