FUCK YOU BILL!

Snoop says…

Puff on that, biooooootch! 

I got a friend request from this “person” on myspace.  Apparently he “found” me through one of my friend’s Oktober…but hasn’t this face been plastered all over comical emails and hotghettomess and the likes, or is it just me?  Here is the message:

Here is the link for his page:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=134765665

Is he for serious??

For this…

Hey Bay Bay - Uncut Ratchet Remix Video

feat. Game, Lil Boosie, Baby, E-40, Angie Locc and JADAKISS????????

and…and… that lil (boy, girl, I honestly can’t tell) thing from the original video… the midget.

What kinda shit?

More…

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They’re Saying On The Radio The Deal Is Official

They’re Just Working Out The Small Details
Hahahahahahahahahaha

Al Jefferson, Gerald Green Theo Ratliff
Don’t Know The Rest

But The Hold Up Was Garnett Had To Agree To A 5yr Extention And Bypass His Opt Out Which They Said He Has
And Rondo Is Not In The Trade As Well

Its Supposed To Get Announced Shortly

WE DON’T SUCK ANYMORE BITCHES!!!!!!!!

SANFORD, Fla. — The family of a 7-year-old boy in Sanford who was rushed to an emergency room after he accidentally swallowed his “grill” — or decorative metal mouth piece — is concerned because the apparatus remains in his stomach.

Bobby Tedesco placed the grill over the teeth after his mother purchased it for $10 at a flea market.
Bobby said the grill fell out off his teeth and he started choking on it. His mother, Dawn Tedesco, attempted to clear his throat, but he swallowed the grill.
An X-ray taken three days after incident showed the grill in Bobby’s stomach.

Doctors said there is only one way for the grill to exit.

“Once they X-rayed it, they said they saw it in his stomach (and) that it should pass in one to three days. But now we’re going on the third day and still no grill, so I’m a little concerned about what’s going to happen,”
Dawn Tedesco said.

Bobby’s mother said she regrets purchasing the grill and warned other parents to beware of the hazard they can present.

“I think everybody should know (not to) buy them. Don’t do it,” Dawn Tedesco said.
The grill did come with a warning, advising parents to supervise children under the age of 12 who wear the apparatuses.

The American Dental Association does not recommend the wearing of grills, saying they can store bacteria.

So I went to my favorite gossip spot this morning and found this:

That Shit About Tameka Is True Y’all

Her ass totally been arrested a couple of times. I heard she was shoplifting at Gucci or maybe it was Fendi. Whatever, she got caught and did you know she has a 20 year old son? Ain’t Usher in his 20’s? Gross!
This is what her half sister says about her in this weeks National Enquirer: Tameka is an ex-con whose first lover was gunned down in a drug-related execution-style shooting.” Poor Usher has no idea who he’s marrying,” Tameka’s half sister Valencia Foster told The Enquirer. ” He’s a wonderful guy - but Tameka is giving him a big-time snow job.” The scene for deception was set at a “getting to know the in-laws” dinner in Tameka’s hometown of Oakland, Calif., on July 7 as the couple finalized plans for a July 28 wedding. Valencia, 49, explained that Usher led a prayer before dinner, then turned to her and said: “‘You know all the family secrets - tell me about them.’ Before I could say a word, Tameka kicked me so hard under the table she almost put a hole in my leg,” Valencia said.” Then she pulled me aside and whispered: ‘Don’t tell him anything.’ “Tameka, fleeing from a troubled home life, moved in with Valencia when she was 11. “She arrived with $14 in food stamps in her purse,” recalled Valencia. “She turned out to be a nightmare. “By 14, she had become involved with a married drug dealer five years older than her, Valencia says. “I banned him from the house - but four years later she was pregnant with his baby when his car was ambushed and he was riddled with bullets. Tameka missed being with him in the car by minutes. “Court records show that Tameka has been arrested twice. In 1991, she served 20 days in the Los Angeles County Jail for petty theft and was placed on probation for two years. Records indicate she had previously served jail time. An earlier arrest in Alameda County, Calif., involved “some kind of welfare fraud, and she was sentenced to perform community service,” said Valencia. Tameka, Usher’s former wardrobe stylist, has three children and is expecting the singer’s baby in the fall. Usher, 28, recently shocked fans by reportedly firing his manager mother and replacing her with Tameka. The 38-year-old I thought she was susposed to be 36 bride asked her father, John Foster, to give her away at the wedding in the Hampton’s, the tony New York enclave. But Tameka threatened to ban her mom from the ceremony - because she had lost her false teeth! “Tameka told her: ‘You’re not coming to my wedding without teeth,’ ” Valencia said. “I asked her why she didn’t buy her mother a new set, and she told me: ‘Let her get her own fucking teeth- she didn’t take care of me when I was young.’ “Valencia says Tameka’s mom bought the new teeth herself - and she believes one day Usher will discover the truth about his new bride. “Usher is so much in love he’s under her spell,” she said. “But he’s going to find out she’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing.”

Went back tonight and found this:

Canceled

It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond, IV and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected.”

Could Ursh be a-wising up?  And what the hell they gon do bout the baby?

Lord be a fence……  

Maryland governor Martin O’Malley, in attempting to justify his veto of a bill which would have given second time non-violent drug offenders parole eligibility, says that “the drug trade is an inherently violent business.” Of course it’s not: we don’t see companies like Merck or Pfizer in armed warfare with one another.

Nigga…if I wasn’t so high, I’d SMACK THE SHIT outta this O’Malley fucker.

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Looks like maybe…

New Tillman documents suggest close range fire

And OUR government attempted to covered it up.

R.I.P Pat Tillman

Ok, so after all this publicity with the Mike Vick bs, I know I’m not the only one that is tired of hearing it…. HOWEVER, there’s some shit that needs to be addressed about the subject in general, not necessarily Vick, because people are just stupid, I need to vent on it for a second.

First: the asshole on the water cooler yesterday morning ( part of the morning show on the ONE ‘negro’ station here). This fool calls in to let everyone know that they are trippin, dog fighting aint even that bad, dogs don’t get hurt and they actually aren’t that violent after being taught to kill- he’s had dogs that fought and they ‘play nice with kids’ all the time. Are you fuckin serious? So having your neck ripped out by another animal at least once leads you to be a perfectly adjusted, family oriented animal- yeah, I’m sure of it. You’re a dumbass and I wish they had hung up on you.

Second: Paula Zahn last night.. Let me preface this by saying she had two negriod males on the show, they started getting loud with each other and the look of sheer terror and shock on her face through out the segment was the funniest shit I saw all night (even considering I watched the hot ghetto mess show on BET- so you KNOW it was PRICELESS). Anyway. … one guy is a writer for some newspaper in Kansas the other is some guy that be on cnn all the time. The topic: hip-hop culture’s affect on dog fighting. FOR REAL?! This writer from Kansas was saying that hip hop is promoting dog fighting and fueling the culture of it.

A quote from this segment: “I believe Vick got involved with breeding vicious pit bulls because rap-music culture made it the cool thing to do.”

The other black guy flips out on some: Nigga, you trippin- there’s all of what ONE, and TWO artists that have even mentioned it- how you blaming a whole culture?. The proceed to go back and forth, Paula gets nervous, so she interjects so they can have a quick play of the most obscure line from a DMX song they could find that talks about fighting a grand champ dog to back up the Kansas dudes point (even as a die hard dmx fan- I had to think about what song the line was from- we all know he fights dogs, but you reachin with the argument in general). The other guy flips out even more ONE ARTIST?! ONE ARTIST DUDE<, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!. Kansas guy still contends: No, hip hop is poisoning the youth into wanting to dogfight. Paula now gets really scared, so she ends the segment.

Here is the link to the transcript ( I wish I could find a pic of Paula’s face, but no luck): http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0707/27/pzn.01.html (hit ctrl F and search for DMX on the page, it will take to the first paragraph of where this mess starts)

Another quote from the show that pissed me off to the highest level of pisstivity:
“And, as we have seen tonight, it’s the favorite pastime in some of America’s poorest urban neighborhoods.”
If you are gonna give a stereotyped ‘favorite’ past time- at least get close to being something that more than a small fraction of the community actually participates in like getting high, drinking or fuckin.

I swear, they blame hip hop for one more thing, I’ma have to protest somebody. I haven’t figured out who yet, but damn it, I made the sign last night.

Last: if I hear about Lindsey lohan on actual NEWS channels (Cnn, headline, msnbc) one mo gin.. I’m going to have to protest as well- keep her ass on E! or in the ticker where she belongs. Mf’s dying and you worried about will she go back to rehab- get something new to talk about assholes!

Coca-Cola Blak? You can’t be serious.

So, I found this shit while doing a soda run for a friend. I used to have this nasty habit of buying weird drinks, just to see what they taste like. But that all changed when Pepsi Blue beat the shit out of my taste buds. I’ve been pretty wary about drinks since then, especially when we got shit like Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper and Stick Covered in Shit XTREME BLEND Mocha Lattes. But it wasn’t my money, and I was thirsty as fuck, so I caved in and picked up this Coca-Cola Blak shit. The label had that catchy artfag “Buy me now and you’ll be fucking goth bitches tonight!” quality to it. Like it’s too good for you, that you’re a better person for having it nearby, because it distracts people from your many shortcomings. It stares right through your fucking soul with that little 0 thing in the center, and laughs at your tiny penis. It sends out MySpace event invitations to all it’s friends except for you. Fuck, you’re not even in it’s Top 8. Screech is in it’s Top 8, Rick James is in it’s top 8, and even Pepsi is in there just for the irony. It wants to remind you that you suck, and that you need to get a haircut. And just so you don’t have any doubts that it’s worth more than you, the bottle is made of glass. It’s delicate, yet classy. I fucking hate you already, Coca-Cola Blak. The cap is black too, the guys in marketing must have been fucking each other in the ass over this masterpiece. It makes fun of you even as you try to open it, since the cap on this particular bottle was on way too fucking tight. I could hear it blogging away from the depths of it’s glassy bowel, pounding away on it’s MacBook while flipping through a thesaurus for words similar to “pathetic.” Fuck you, Blak. I paid for you, I brought you back to my pad, and now you’re going to let me violate you and take pictures.

Ever smell something that was so familiar, so strong in a particular scent that it brings back memories? Happy, fun little memories about your childhood? Memories about things you’ve done with your lover under the cover of an umbrella in Europe? I have no such memories for Coffee. I fucking hate it. I should’ve known by the label that I was buying into some seriously disgusting shit. Since when did “Fusion” become the new word for “THERE IS COFFEE IN ME, NOT THE DELICIOUS ICE CREAM KIND EITHER?” And when did it become a viable excuse to sell shit in 8oz bottles for almost double the price? You’re not winning any points here, Blak. You’re being a real shithead, and I’m growing tired of you already.

See my eyebrow? It’s actually trying to escape from my head and get as far the fuck away from this overpriced pisswater as possible. At first, the taste isn’t so bad, but then you remember that it’s supposed to be Coffee flavored. Bile should never be mixed with Coffee, it’s like pouring salt in someone’s asshole.

Having put something so foul into my mouth, I quickly administered the Homer Simpson test and made sure that I had not infact gone blind. If I wasn’t able to type without looking at the keyboard, I’d be concerned at this point. My vision remained, but I fear that I may have to put my taste buds down.

shit guys i lied about my vision things are going blak lol god this shit is so fuc

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