As y'all know I had a birthday Sunday. Shit was cool…couldn't ask for more. I went to an awards show Friday night. It was cool. Good to see a lot of people come out and support something without any violence popping off. Which is magnificent in Savannah. I have officially retired from the strip club. Even though I just got into the whole strip club thing back in February of this year, I have been going overboard lately. Well, I went out good. I spent $850.50 in there Friday night. Got a couple of 'private dances', but most of that money was spent on bottles of liquor.
Saturday was wild. I had to go to my homeboy's funeral Saturday morning. It was sad as hell. Not only cause I grew up with this nigga following me around, but just seeing his sister take it as hard as she did was terrible. That afternoon, the cats back in the hood had a cookout for my homeboy's memory and for my birthday. It was a good feeling to see a lot of the people I went to high school with come out and give a nigga love for his birthday. And on a side note…is it me or does EVERY single chick you wanted to fuck in high school that fronted on you, look fucked up now? EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Me and my niggaz hit the club Saturday night. That's always an adventure when you got these niggaz around. Especially in a public setting…with women…AND liquor. According to these niggaz, I got into it with some dyke bitch bout her girl. Supposedly, I was getting at the dyke's girl. Well, in the end, I alledgely took another chick's drink and threw it on the dyke bitch. (I don't believe it, but I wouldn't put it past me either.) But I ended up with some chick at my spot sleep on the couch.
Sunday morning, first thing I did was take 2 shots of Patron. Second thing I did was roll up a blunt of purp. Third thing I did was fuck with the computer. And lastly, I ended up getting some head from the chick in the red dress sleep on my couch. It was like 102 degrees here Sunday, so I chilled in the house with my squad. Smoking and bullshitting. I went to a car show and the beach that evening. And for the record, those Phantoms are the hardest cars out. So Sunday was pretty normal until 12:20 a.m.
Well as y'all know, I had to have a 'threesome' with Korea-Black. Well she called me at 11:30 telling me should would be to me in an hour. I already had the young chick over to my spot with my homeboy. She's 19 and here for 'entertainment' only. Korea-Black called and asked me was everything still a go. Of course it is! I had prior consent before hand from all 4 broads involved. All I had to do was call the bi-sexual chick and this other broad (I was still aiming for all 4 chicks). Well Korea-Black showed up 10 minutes earlier than predicted. She was nervous at first, but after 3 shots of Citrus Patron, she was relaxed. So me, the young chick, my homeboy and Korea-Black are there smoking good as usual. The bi-sexual chick shows up around 1. She said she was with it, all I had to do was get her some ecstacy. No problem. If you want it, I can get to it.
So now I have the young chick and the bi-sexual broad popped up off them pills. They get to it. After Korea-Black figured it all out, she got in on it too. I feel bad for dude that's married to Korea-Black. He married a straight slore of a wife.
Now truth be told, me and my homeboy did more watching than participating. But we still got ours in the end anyway. And the fourth chick finally did call about 4 in the morning. Even though everybody had left but the young chick, she still came through. So this time, I participated. All's well, ends well.
I'm just getting in here from the club tonight. Mondays are usually boring at the clubs down here, but at least I met some new prospects. I got a new one I'm thinking bout degrading this weekend. That's always a plus.
And here's a present for y'all too:http://download.yousendit.com/3C3B2C214CF8FCF6
This phone call was recorded Sunday afternoon. This is one of my homeboy's going off on some Puerto Rican chick he fucked. The funny thing bout this is that this nigga is speaking in a fake accent to the broad. This nigga is straight from the projects, but he's trying to sound like a nigga from the Caribbean (which he fails at miserably). Add to the fact that he's drunk, this shit is classic. He had this chick wide the fuck open thinking he was from some island. All I gotta say is listen to it. This is pure ignorance. And you wonder why I say women are stupid.
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June 26, 2007 @ 7:58 am
Only you, Chevy. Only you.
June 26, 2007 @ 8:04 am
That whatup tho…sounds like you did it up.
And condolences @ your homeboy from school.
I had one I went to school with get killed last month. He was murder number 100 this year.:smhworried:Shit was real fucked up because we just had a class of 01 reunion party…we chopped it up…dude seemed like he was doing aight.
But to end things on a positive note - :thumbup:@orgies with drunk, stupid bitches.
June 26, 2007 @ 8:18 am
what a weekend…I’d need a vacation after that shit lol.
Happy 25th…God only knows what you’re going to do when you turn 30.
June 26, 2007 @ 8:20 am
wow.. glad you ahd a good time.. need to get home and hear that mess.
happy belated bday and congrats on the slore fest (i think)
June 26, 2007 @ 8:20 am
Hell aint nothing left to say after that…. Good shit homie.
:thumbup:
June 26, 2007 @ 8:22 am
Whoever put the new blog up, can you change the title to something not vulgar so people like me can read it?
Thanks. Preciate it LOL.
June 26, 2007 @ 8:26 am
Im glad you had a good time Chevy…yea im like jaedalaurez….i wonder how ur 30th is going to be
June 26, 2007 @ 8:28 am
‘ Im glad you had a good time Chevy…yea im like jaedalaurez….i wonder how ur 30th is going to be ‘
You’ll probably figure it out when we all get faxes asking to contribute to his bail
June 26, 2007 @ 8:30 am
dig wrote:
‘ Im glad you had a good time Chevy…yea im like jaedalaurez….i wonder how ur 30th is going to be ‘
You’ll probably figure it out when we all get faxes asking to contribute to his bail
LMAO, we should start saving now i assume
June 26, 2007 @ 8:32 am
June 26, 2007 @ 8:46 am
‘ Well, in the end, I alledgely took another chick’s drink and threw it on the dyke bitch. ‘
At least you were sober enough to throw somebody else’s drink on her and not YOUR shit
June 26, 2007 @ 9:01 am
ok, in kinda related news…why i just had a discussion with a chemistry major who is doing research on the effects of alcohol and marijuana who informed me that in order to keep the balance between the 2 and not ever suffer from a hangover or alcohol posioning is to take in a half a normal size L (they tested all sizes from j all the way up to the big, jamaican ls that you gotta wrap up in notebook paper lol) for every 2 shots of alcohol (they used segreams gin, but as long as its the same proof, the theory stands.)
your welcome to all you weed heads out there.
June 26, 2007 @ 9:06 am
your welcome to all you weed heads out there.
You just dont know what you just did… That kinda info to these folks is dangerous…
June 26, 2007 @ 9:06 am
(they tested all sizes from j all the way up to the big, jamaican ls that you gotta wrap up in notebook paper lol)
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are people still using rolling papers? My friends all use this shit that looks like plastic wrap, but I guess it’s made out of sugar or something…supposed to be healthier.
June 26, 2007 @ 9:06 am
dig:
I was not wasting my drink on no dyke bitch. Not gonna happen.
persia:
[img]http://kyra-mike.net/blog/e...[/img]I think that theory is questionable. But I don’t believe it. If that were true, I would NEVER have hangovers.
June 26, 2007 @ 9:10 am
I dont know about specific weed to liquor ratios, but the concept itself is valid according to folks I know that indulge….
June 26, 2007 @ 9:22 am
‘according to folks I know that indulge…’
Wouldn’t that be…you?
@Chevy
Dayum homie!
I feel like I’ve been slippin.
I have…but now I feel it.
June 26, 2007 @ 9:23 am
No Willy. NO.
June 26, 2007 @ 9:25 am
‘happy belated bday and congrats on the slore fest (i think)’
I gotta give props to my homeboy Duke for that word. That shit was funny as a fuck the first time I heard him say it this weekend.
June 26, 2007 @ 9:28 am
Chevy wrote: think that theory is questionable. But I don’t believe it. If that were true, I would NEVER have hangovers.
they wer adament that it was ratio issue… unless you are specific on the ratio and proof of the liquior, you will throw youe body out of sync. you have to be sceientific about it- or just use my method and drink pedialtye before you pass out
June 26, 2007 @ 9:30 am
slore has been around for a while honey- you need to pay attention lol
June 26, 2007 @ 9:33 am
’slore has been around for a while honey- you need to pay attention’
:oops:
I can’t keep up with you youngsters anymore. I’m 25 now.
June 26, 2007 @ 9:34 am
June 26, 2007 @ 9:36 am
Chevy wrote:
’slore has been around for a while honey- you need to pay attention’
I can’t keep up with you youngsters anymore. I’m 25 now
Aint u the youngest on here, i think everybody on this site is ur elder LOL
June 26, 2007 @ 9:38 am
Yo dig, can you see the post now?
Or do I have to edit the content too?
June 26, 2007 @ 9:39 am
chevy- i’m 26…. stop it! lol
June 26, 2007 @ 9:39 am
Yeah I believe I’m the youngest.
June 26, 2007 @ 9:43 am
*pouts*
damn it i dont wantto be an elder!! i like being the baby!
June 26, 2007 @ 9:44 am
Willy,
No, just the title. Good lookin out.
June 26, 2007 @ 9:47 am
Persia wrote:
*pouts*
damn it i dont wantto be an elder!! i like being the baby!
admit it girl we growing up cause im staring at 30 and im like dayum how i get that close
June 26, 2007 @ 10:07 am
‘ admit it girl we growing up cause im staring at 30 and im like dayum how i get that close ‘
:scared:
:madfu:
30’s the new 20, nigga.
June 26, 2007 @ 10:09 am
dig wrote:
‘ admit it girl we growing up cause im staring at 30 and im like dayum how i get that close ‘
30’s the new 20, nigga
Its the new 20 in ur mind….im still enjoying the real 20s LOL…well for at least 5 more mins at least
June 26, 2007 @ 10:11 am
Cec: Im still enjoying the real 20’s too… just in a different kinda way :laughevil:
June 26, 2007 @ 10:12 am
LMAO ….see
June 26, 2007 @ 10:17 am
June 26, 2007 @ 10:19 am
‘Im still enjoying the real 20’s too… just in a different kinda way’
**Sexual innuendo noted**
:smhfrown:
You NASTY!
June 26, 2007 @ 10:19 am
Ok willy, that was your cue:
"Dig, you nasty"
:smhfrown:
Sleepin.
June 26, 2007 @ 10:19 am
Im late hahahahaha.
June 26, 2007 @ 10:20 am
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Im just realizing how funny that was. You TOTALLY do that every day
June 26, 2007 @ 10:22 am
I don’t think I had the opportunity yesterday?
June 26, 2007 @ 10:42 am
Nah I took a day off