Good morning, folks…. I compiled this list, like I said I would, based on the opinion of several of my female chronies - not just from the blog, but elsewhere. Of course there are combinations not listed (as there were yesterday) but the female consensus seems to be that most men will fall into one of these categories. Please note: "Mr Right" is not listed because, obviously, "that nigga" is something different to every woman. My question: Which guy are YOU?
The Player
Advantages:
- He is usually fine and has good dick.
- He has other women so he aint up under you all the time and doesn't question your relationship with other guys.
- All your friends are jealous when they find out you are fucking him.
Disadvantages:
- He wont be seen with you out in public.
- You pay for all your own shit and sometimes his.
- You usually end up catching feelings for him and he aint tryna hear it.
The Business Man
Advantages:
- He has a good job and pays for everything when you go out.
- He drives a nice car and always dresses fly so you are the envy of all women when you're with him.
- He treats you like a lady.
Disadvantages:
- He thinks he knows everything and downplays your intelligence.
- He claims to want a relationship but works way too much so never has time for you.
- He has a lot of female friends/ so-called associates.
The Thug
Advantages:
- He'll beat a nigga ass for disrespecting you if yall tight like that.
- He fucks like a champ.
- He has a different rental car every week.
Disadvantages:
- 1. He don't want a relationship.
- 2. Women jock him cause he's got paper and you always think he's cheating on you… and he usually is.
- 3. He cant stay out the street so you worry about him all the time.
The Simp (aka the Pushover)
Advantages:
- Does everything for you before you even ask him to.
- Your mother loves him.
- Sends you flowers, candy and jewelry every 5 minutes and you always get your way.
Disadvantages:
- He calls you 1,000 times a day and basically smothers you.
- Your mother loves him.
- He will annoy you, has no backbone and you will lose interest.
The ‘Friend'
Advantages:
- Has good conversation and makes you laugh.
- You can tell him anything and he will give you his honest opinion about things.
- He gives you the inside scoop on men and how they think.
Disadvantages:
- You secretly wish you could date him but you know too much about him to trust it. He talks to you about other women and you hate it.
- He always wants to date one of your other friends and you just will NOT allow it.
- He's perfect for you but you cant get past the friendship aspect enough to give him some.
The Ho
Advantages:
- The sex is off the chain.
- He's usually very good looking.
- The sex is off the chain. (LOL)
Disadvantages:
- He lies a lot and cheats on you constantly.
- He cancels plans last minute with some lame excuse.
- You hear shit about him and some other chick at least 3 times a week.
The Delusional
Advantages:
- He goes out of his way to show you he is marriage material.
- He knows what you like and tries to make you smile whenever he can.
- He treats your kids like they're his.
Disadvantages:
- He thinks he is Mr Right and blames all his failed relationship on the woman.
- He either cant keep a job or he never does what he says he is gonna do.
- The sex is usually not that good but he swears he is dick of the year. Usually ends up in the friend zone.
The Chameleon
Advantages:
- He is usually attractive, with a lot of charisma so everybody likes him.
- The sex is decent and he does the things you like.
- He likes to be in relationships.
Disadvantages:
- He lies a lot and when he does cheat on you, he always gets caught and lies some more.
- Everyone is mad at you when you wanna break up with him cause they think he is perfect.
- He might be physically abusive and, if given the opportunity, he will fuck your friends.
The Dreamer:
Advantages:
- He's an all-around great guy and usually a hopeless romantic so he does nice things for you.
- The sex is no less than decent and usually great.
- You love him to death and if he could just ‘get his shit together' you would probably marry him.
Disadvantages:
- Commitment phobic or just cant step up to the plate when in a relationship.
- Talks big but never follows through. All of his failures are somebody else's fault.
- You know you need to cut him loose but cant get him out of your system. He gets pass after pass after pass even after you have sworn to yourself that you're done. >
Your Baby Daddy
Advantages:
- He's cute so your kids are too.
- He takes care of the kids or at least buys haircuts and holiday outfits.
- Every issue you have in your life can somehow be blamed on him (LOL)
Disadvantages:
- Whether or not he wants to be with you, he always hates any dude you fuck with and tends to interfere or cause problems.
- He thinks he runs shit and expects you to think so too.
- He doesn't recognize the line between yall being cool and him being able to fuck you one more time.
Somebody Else's Baby Daddy
Advantages:
- He has kids so he understands the rules you lay down concerning yours.
- Has a job of some sort and actually ‘dates' you
- You have high hopes for where the relationship is going.
Disadvantages:
- His baby mama is crazy and hates every chick he dates after her. She keys his car, plays on your phone and tries to fight you when she finds out who you are.
- He's probably still fuckin his baby mama and telling you he's not.
- The relationship usually ends behind some bullshit about his baby mama.
(Note: The S-Class model has no kids, but you still have all these problems out of his ex-girlfriend)
June 21, 2007 @ 8:36 am
Im a Dreamer and Friend magnet LOL.
June 21, 2007 @ 8:44 am
I think you forgot the Crazy Muthafaka
and
Mandingo Warrior
not to smart but a beast in the bedroom
why da fk am I helpin you
June 21, 2007 @ 8:45 am
Trojan Man - they all crazy LOL.
June 21, 2007 @ 8:47 am
This shit is hilarious
June 21, 2007 @ 8:49 am
LOL…. I thought it was too. Even funnier is some of the rants that acoompanied these descriptions in my inbox LOL
I was like tell em why you mad, son
June 21, 2007 @ 8:50 am
One email I got was just a long ass rant. I had to pick 3 disadvantages out of the 800 she talked about and I had to actually CREATE advantages cause she aint list none
June 21, 2007 @ 8:51 am
i can think of a dude that ive dealt with in almost all categories….
June 21, 2007 @ 8:58 am
Yall must still be reading this sht
I expected yall to have more to say
especially yall ladies
June 21, 2007 @ 8:59 am
dig:
You forgot a category.
Chevy-type.
Advantages
-He don’t ask you for shit.
-He has no kids or girl.
-He’s not annoying.
-He makes the chick he’s with look better.
Disadvantages
-None to note.
There you go.:thumbup:
June 21, 2007 @ 8:59 am
Cec: Ive probably come across one from all of them too.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:00 am
Chevy:
Ok Lucious, we’ll just go wit dat LOL
June 21, 2007 @ 9:02 am
Banga:
They probably thought up some more types and are running it down
June 21, 2007 @ 9:03 am
Chevy wrote:
dig:
You forgot a category.
Chevy-type.
Advantages
-He don’t ask you for shit.
-He has no kids or girl.
-He’s not annoying.
-He makes the chick he’s with look better.
Disadvantages
-None to note.
YOU DO KNOW You just Jinxed yourself right
June 21, 2007 @ 9:03 am
I love the list! But yeah Banga said it - yo forgot the Crazy Nigga - outside in the bushes at the club in some fucking house shoes…
Other than that - I have dated every single idiot on that list at some point in my life. 8)
June 21, 2007 @ 9:05 am
trojan man:
:oops:
I ain’t jinxed me. Them broads gotta wake up pretty early to shit me.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:05 am
Ima tell you what - I have had 3 of these types sittin in the bushes
so I think crazy is just to be UNDERSTOOD as coming with the package 
June 21, 2007 @ 9:05 am
The Nigga with the Baby Momma Drama is the most hilarious shit - "She just mad cause I with you baby"
Naw nigga that bitch mad cause you fucked her 2 days ago now you trying to front!
Niggas can be so hilariously stupified!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:07 am
Dig:
I had a nigga take and air condition out of my basement window at 3am - crawled in and waited til I got the crib - this nigga was dressed in full army gear…lol Black shit under the eye and everything.
I ain’t never laughed so hard in my life!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:07 am
KSH
June 21, 2007 @ 9:07 am
dig wrote:
Ima tell you what - I have had 3 of these types sittin in the bushes so I think crazy is just to be UNDERSTOOD as coming with the package
21/06 09:05:18
Dat just means you got some good psy if you ask me
ngz don’t loose they rabbit ass minds for avg sht
you put a mojo on them ngz didn’t you
June 21, 2007 @ 9:07 am
Keep the pepper spray close for that nigga….. just to give you enough time to get to the crowbar
June 21, 2007 @ 9:08 am
LMAO
U forgot about another. and maybe its just me that has this mess happen..but how bout the nigga that come to church every sunday, looks lovely, drives a nice guy, kinda posses the advantages of the Business man..and totally has u thinking u done found a good spiritual brotha….get the nigga outta church and he totally flip. LOL i mean totally, bible get shot in the corner of the room and satan come out. ive dated a man like that too
June 21, 2007 @ 9:08 am
Banga…………………………………………………………. I aint even gon answer that
June 21, 2007 @ 9:09 am
Cec: He would be a chameleon.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:09 am
Chevy-type.
Advantages
-He don’t ask you for shit.
-He has no kids or girl.
-He’s not annoying.
-He makes the chick he’s with look better.
Disadvantages
-None to note.
*edit*
-has a crazy husband of the bla-ko chick in his bushes
-cant pick you up b/c theres an apb out on his car from said husband
-will want you to cook seafood gumbo everynight
June 21, 2007 @ 9:09 am
KSH wrote:
Dig:
I had a nigga take and air condition out of my basement window at 3am - crawled in and waited til I got the crib - this nigga was dressed in full army gear…lol Black shit under the eye and everything.
I ain’t never laughed so hard in my life!
21/06 09:07:03
Urm
you got one hell of an imagination
cause you shoulda put some bullets in dat nga
June 21, 2007 @ 9:10 am
‘Disadvantages
-None to note.
*edit*
-has a crazy husband of the bla-ko chick in his bushes
-cant pick you up b/c theres an apb out on his car from said husband
-will want you to cook seafood gumbo everynight’
:madfu:
You just mad. But you can take her place. You ain’t got no husband is it?
June 21, 2007 @ 9:10 am
-has a crazy husband of the bla-ko chick in his bushes
-cant pick you up b/c theres an apb out on his car from said husband
-will want you to cook seafood gumbo everynight
June 21, 2007 @ 9:11 am
TROJAN MAN wrote:
KSH wrote:
Dig:
I had a nigga take and air condition out of my basement window at 3am - crawled in and waited til I got the crib - this nigga was dressed in full army gear…lol Black shit under the eye and everything.
I ain’t never laughed so hard in my life!
21/06 09:07:03
Urm
you got one hell of an imagination
cause you shoulda put some bullets in dat nga
I know thats right LMAO
June 21, 2007 @ 9:12 am
dig wrote:
Banga…………………………………………………………. I aint even gon answer that
21/06 09:08:29
Hey all men have good psy radar
my spider sense is tingling right now jus being on this blog
i can sense good psy from 1000 miles away
Im like that lil girl in Hero’s
June 21, 2007 @ 9:14 am
TROJAN MAN wrote:
dig wrote:
Banga…………………………………………………………. I aint even gon answer that
21/06 09:08:29
Hey all men have good psy radar
my spider sense is tingling right now jus being on this blog
i can sense good psy from 1000 miles away
Im like that lil girl in Hero’s
WOW!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:14 am
Banga, you are hella retarded
On some real shit, every woman says she has good pussy like every man swears he has good dick, so Ima just let you put it together and go back to my kahlua spiked coffee
June 21, 2007 @ 9:16 am
ksh: why you got an air conditioner in the window of the basement?
June 21, 2007 @ 9:18 am
I had a nigga take and air condition out of my basement window at 3am - crawled in and waited til I got the crib - this nigga was dressed in full army gear…lol Black shit under the eye and everything.
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Who the fuck you were dating…. Roadblock from GI JOE. Kinda shit is that.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:18 am
‘why you got an air conditioner in the window of the basement?’
I was thinking the SAME thing.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:19 am
P, I was thinking that too
June 21, 2007 @ 9:20 am
‘On some real shit, every woman says she has good pussy like every man swears he has good dick..’
My dick ain’t good. It’s small and I bust SUPER quick. I’m a half a minute man.
:sofunny:
June 21, 2007 @ 9:21 am
On some real shit, every woman says she has good pussy like every man swears he has good dick, so Ima just let you put it together and go back to my kahlua spiked coffee
21/06 09:14:46
Tell me something I don’t know
just like every man thinks he’s had some good psy till he gets new or better psy
and stop drinkin that coffee your signals fading
and Im picking Persia and Cec up on my radar,
beep beep beep
……..yall are somewhere in New York right
Im picking up a thong too
and one of yalls bras and panties don’t match, not cute not cute
go to the nearest window so I can get a better reading
June 21, 2007 @ 9:23 am
Banga, you know that ‘x’ in the upper right hand corner of your screen? Go on ahead and click that
Really though, thats why I never say that shit and I dont listen to men when they brag on their dicks either. But we can bet on this game of pool or this ‘hot shot’ game at the movies and you can show me
June 21, 2007 @ 9:24 am
You forgot the "Might be gay" dude…
I figure most women have had at least one of these….
June 21, 2007 @ 9:25 am
Ima go on head and say that these days, any of these niggas might be the ‘might be gay’ dude
That shit is just rampant in 2007!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:26 am
TROJAN MAN wrote:
On some real shit, every woman says she has good pussy like every man swears he has good dick, so Ima just let you put it together and go back to my kahlua spiked coffee
21/06 09:14:46
Tell me something I don’t know
just like every man thinks he’s had some good psy till he gets new or better psy
and stop drinkin that coffee your signals fading
and Im picking Persia and Cec up on my radar,
beep beep beep
……..yall are somewhere in New York right
Im picking up a thong too
and one of yalls bras and panties don’t match, not cute not cute
go to the nearest window so I can get a better reading
My drawls match boo, all the time
June 21, 2007 @ 9:26 am
Plus I tried to keep the pros and cons to 3, but we all know there are more to these stories… for instance the thug probably has a record and you never realize he been to jail so often til you see him braiding your daughter’s hair better than you
June 21, 2007 @ 9:27 am
My drawls match boo, all the time
21/06 09:26:46 edit delete ban
And I didnt even wear a bra today so…
June 21, 2007 @ 9:28 am
dig wrote:
Plus I tried to keep the pros and cons to 3, but we all know there are more to these stories… for instance the thug probably has a record and you never realize he been to jail so often til you see him braiding your daughter’s hair better than you
LMAO now for that is going to be HIS problem, cause ima sure be at the hair shop getting packs of weave so he can hok me up. He def sticking around if he can braid LMAO
June 21, 2007 @ 9:28 am
tj- i’m not wearing panites, so it must be me that you are picking up
June 21, 2007 @ 9:28 am
dig wrote:
Banga, you know that ‘x’ in the upper right hand corner of your screen? Go on ahead and click that
—————————–
Why I gotta leave cause your bra and Panties don’t match
you know good damn well Blue ain’t brown aren’t capatible colors
June 21, 2007 @ 9:28 am
dig wrote:
My drawls match boo, all the time
21/06 09:26:46 edit delete ban
And I didnt even wear a bra today so…
LMAO!!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:30 am
Banga - blue and brown do match
but your radar is faulty cause, again, I dont have a bra on at all….
June 21, 2007 @ 9:30 am
tj- brown and blue match go well together- those are the colors that i did my bedroom in
June 21, 2007 @ 9:31 am
dig- get out of my head!!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:31 am
Persia wrote:
tj- i’m not wearing panites, so it must be me that you are picking up
21/06 09:28:17
damn thats like 3 days in a row
don’t wear a skirt and shiny shoes cause your gonna have a problem!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:32 am
‘dig- get out of my head!! ‘
LMAO!
My bad, dawg, my bad.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:33 am
@Chevy…
I’ve had a girl openly tell me that she doesn’t think her pussy is all that because she had small lips…. but she gave good head…
yeah fucking right…. I didn;t even look at the bitch twice.
If you don’t have confidence in your own cotch… who does ???
My homeboy told me that she prolly had a genital wart outbreak and could only suck penis for the time being….
June 21, 2007 @ 9:36 am
Persia wrote:
tj- i’m not wearing panites, so it must be me that you are picking up
:blink:
OK….now get your hand from down there an we’re good
June 21, 2007 @ 9:38 am
tj- thongs + brazilians dont work for me
June 21, 2007 @ 9:38 am
cjp- i AM a LADY- i excuse myself to the bathroom for those activites!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:39 am
Goddamn this Kiesha,Kim,Missy joint got me boppin retarded.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:39 am
Persia wrote:
tj- thongs + brazilians dont work for me
21/06 09:38:16
Well thats just Peachy
Pun intended
June 21, 2007 @ 9:40 am
Persia wrote:
ksh: why you got an air conditioner in the window of the basement?
21/06 09:16:32
It was there when I bought the house. I never moved it b/c it was always cold down there to me anyway. But once GI Joe took it out…it stayed out…lol
June 21, 2007 @ 9:41 am
ksh: oh ok, that makes sense
June 21, 2007 @ 9:42 am
ihadnochoice:
You a fool nigga.
It was a shock statement that didn’t get any shock.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:43 am
ihadnochoice wrote:
Goddamn this Kiesha,Kim,Missy joint got me boppin retarded.
21/06 09:39:22
That is my shit right there dawg!
I put it on when I hit the car! While I get dressed I bump Ye - that "Stronger" is my ‘fuck that’ jam! That Daft Funk sample is the shit!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:43 am
Brazilians are ovverated. Its cool if she is bare but the "jungle man" in me thinks its to prissy. Keep a nice trim ceasar down there and you are all good with me….
Fuck it… might as well….
Which do yall prefer…
wood floor ???
Hitler mustache ???
Landing strip ???
Rain forest ???
buzz cut ???
June 21, 2007 @ 9:46 am
ihadno:
I can do slap bald. Hubby like to slap it every now and again.
But I usually keep a very low trimmed look. For bikini season I do a brazilian!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:47 am
Also….
Fucking with the lights on…yes or no ???
June 21, 2007 @ 9:47 am
Which do yall prefer…
wood floor ???
Hitler mustache ???
Landing strip ???
Rain forest ???
buzz cut ???
21/06 09:43:41
Wood floor
but to each his own
and I’m not gonna not smash cause Im not feelin the territory
unless she got a straight mop head down there
I will say the more hair the more reluctant I’ll be to bless you back
just food for thought
June 21, 2007 @ 9:48 am
I dont really give a damn about no lites so i dont care. They can be on or off, ima still do what i gotta do regardless
June 21, 2007 @ 9:51 am
I don’t know… maybe its the mandingo in me, I don’t mind seeing a bit of stubble around the bikini.. not a forest but stubble… lets me know that you are human and the pussy don’t need to be dressed up. But the brazilians are a good look though. I don’t know how yall do it though. Between the menstrual cycles, child birth, and brazillians… one of yall should have been president by now… shit !!!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:54 am
Very good I had no choice. Finally a man that recognize we go through ALOT and often 2 MUCH as women. and u aint even hitting the tip of the iceberg regarding other stuff we gotta carry and tolerate
June 21, 2007 @ 9:55 am
whatever.. just make sure you hitting it right and i wont notice the light stauts ofthe room lol
June 21, 2007 @ 9:55 am
@Ihadno
it really has less to do with the look
and more with the cleanlyness of it
the reassurance you dealing wit someone on top of their sht
and more than likely its was waxed for a reason
June 21, 2007 @ 9:56 am
ihno- dont forget breast tenderness- that shit is HORRIBLE
*pops another advil*
June 21, 2007 @ 9:56 am
Now having no hair down there is nice…but a little fuzz is kinda cute.I just want it short enough so I dont be down there and get lost an shit. Fuck around an meet six more dudes down there…Niggas been tryna get out since 02
June 21, 2007 @ 9:57 am
‘Very good I had no choice. Finally a man that recognize we go through ALOT and often 2 MUCH as women. and u aint even hitting the tip of the iceberg regarding other stuff we gotta carry and tolerate’
*grabs two pistols and a vest*
85% of the shit y’all go through, y’all bring upon yourself.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:57 am
"ma’am… we have reason to beilive that you are hiding a suspect in the pussy.. why? you got a got damn nike stickin out of there!!!!"
June 21, 2007 @ 9:57 am
chevy- you are pushing your luck today
June 21, 2007 @ 9:58 am
cjp wrote:
Now having no hair down there is nice…but a little fuzz is kinda cute.I just want it short enough so I dont be down there and get lost an shit. Fuck around an meet six more dudes down there…Niggas been tryna get out since 02
thats terrible …u be down slapping niggas up
June 21, 2007 @ 9:58 am
Yea Chevy- dont push the luck
June 21, 2007 @ 10:00 am
Lights on or off…
Don’t matter.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:00 am
85% of the shit y’all go through, y’all bring upon yourself.
An away we go…..
June 21, 2007 @ 10:01 am
Persia wrote:
ihno- dont forget breast tenderness- that shit is HORRIBLE
*pops another advil*
21/06 09:56:15
thats your fault for being on sabatical
your supposed to have someone to take care of that for you
thats you bodies why of sayin
this is bullsht
Why haven’t had any dick lately
June 21, 2007 @ 10:02 am
Yall would be in a better place if yall supported each other more but thats a whole other topic. Especially since all guys know that this is the primary reason and yall just don’t see it.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:02 am
KSH wrote:
Lights on or off…
Don’t matter.
——————
Ligts on for the Black Women
Off For the White ones….
June 21, 2007 @ 10:02 am
I love tender breasts…..
June 21, 2007 @ 10:03 am
Chevy:
Well damn nigga!
June 21, 2007 @ 10:03 am
ihadnochoice wrote:
I love tender breasts…..
21/06 10:02:51
***SMH***
June 21, 2007 @ 10:03 am
tj- i’ve told you that sabbatical got blown out the water a few weeks ago. true, i’m back on it now… but it wouldt matter anyway- if they hurt, i dont want anoyone touching them anyway. they are too swollen for that to feel any sort of nice
June 21, 2007 @ 10:05 am
Lights on all the time…..
A Bloke gotta study his in and out…
Its a different experience with the light on. What better tyhat watching her muscles spasm as she…
ahh shit… let me not spring a leak….
June 21, 2007 @ 10:05 am
Ligts on for the Black Women
Off For the White ones….
21/06 10:02:44
its rare black women are comfortable wit the lights on
I don’t care either way I whip my dick out in the rain
seriously I’ve done it
June 21, 2007 @ 10:07 am
tj- we dont doubt that
June 21, 2007 @ 10:07 am
perisa and cec:
Tell me I’m lying.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:07 am
@Persia…
I got some cream for that pain…
FDA approved with no side affects…
June 21, 2007 @ 10:08 am
@P
Ima leave it alone
cause Ima say some sht that’ll have every chick wit a D cup here stocking me
June 21, 2007 @ 10:08 am
chevy- you lyin
(not sure what we talking about, but i’m sure you lying regardless lol)
June 21, 2007 @ 10:09 am
I don’t care either way I whip my dick out in the rain
seriously I’ve done it
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Well there is a 60% chance of precipitation… opps!!!! would you look at that.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:10 am
tj braggin on the dick = overcompensating….. shame, shame
unless you emailing verification pics with a ruler for accurate measure and a "hi sohhoverit" sign to confirm… we dont trust it.
that being said.. you need my email address?
June 21, 2007 @ 10:10 am
If I can’t fuck you with the lights on than we don’t need to be fucking. Either you are hiding somthing or self concious and I can’t fuck with either one of those.
If I ask a chick to keep the light on and she says no, gravedigger automatically gives me the scooby doo noise…
something ain’t right..
June 21, 2007 @ 10:11 am
ihadnochoice wrote:
Lights on all the time…..
A Bloke gotta study his in and out…
Its a different experience with the light on. What better tyhat watching her muscles spasm as she…
ahh shit… let me not spring a leak….
U just nasty …all i can do is grin and shake my head sometimes on ur comments
June 21, 2007 @ 10:11 am
@cjp
My nga!
June 21, 2007 @ 10:12 am
ihadnochoice wrote:
If I can’t fuck you with the lights on than we don’t need to be fucking. Either you are hiding somthing or self concious and I can’t fuck with either one of those.
If I ask a chick to keep the light on and she says no, gravedigger automatically gives me the scooby doo noise…
something ain’t right
Im mad ur dick make scooby doo noises. But im with u on that …u aint got nothing to hide, leave them lites on. cause i wanna see what u bout to stick up in me, i dont need a dick with acne or an extra head etc. and believe ima look at them balls to…everything gets examined
June 21, 2007 @ 10:12 am
I tell a bitch very easily…
"my dick game is horrible but I will tongue fuck you until your pussy grows teeth"….
They like that tounge talk…..
June 21, 2007 @ 10:12 am
damn it ihnc- gravedigger make the scooby doo noise at EVERYTHING- how do you EVER get any pussy?
June 21, 2007 @ 10:13 am
ihadnochoice wrote:
I tell a bitch very easily…
"my dick game is horrible but I will tongue fuck you until your pussy grows teeth"….
They like that tounge talk…..
*spits water*
damn it!! excuse me, i have to go to the ladies room right quick
June 21, 2007 @ 10:15 am
Persia:
Its all about quality not quantity . I’d rather fuck 4 chick with the lights on rather than 10 chicks with the light off.
There are too many beautiful women out here for me to settle….
June 21, 2007 @ 10:16 am
Persia wrote:
tj braggin on the dick = overcompensating….. shame, shame
you misinterpetted that comment
I have never bragged on my dick
I volunteer my services and I got jokes
and I was pullin back Cause I could really say some sht
June 21, 2007 @ 10:17 am
CEC
don’t believe you CEC
if he’s working wit a monster you gonna make an exception
June 21, 2007 @ 10:18 am
U just nasty …all i can do is grin and shake my head sometimes on ur comments
21/06 10:11:04\
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Thats not nasty… its nature…. its going on whether you see it or not. I love a womans body… every ince of it….
What wrong with looking at it all the time instead of when we are not fucking ? It should be atestament to your body and how good it is to me if I want the lights on. Its a compliment for a man to want to watch you while he is working…
Yall got a lot to learn….
Get over that self conscious bullshit !!!
June 21, 2007 @ 10:19 am
tj- umm the pics?
June 21, 2007 @ 10:21 am
Persia wrote:
tj- umm the pics?
ight
June 21, 2007 @ 10:22 am
u aint gotta believe me but its something wrong with a nice plump juicy fat dick that when u look closer got lil white pimples all over it…i dont give a damn …ill throw it back. and Whip out my toy and handle business roll over and fall out
June 21, 2007 @ 10:25 am
‘u aint gotta believe me but its something wrong with a nice plump juicy fat dick that when u look closer got lil white pimples all over it…’
Sounds like herpes to me.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:25 am
thats why you act like you bout to suck it and investigate the premises
and if everything checks out
handle you business
just turn the lights off and leave the TV on
June 21, 2007 @ 10:26 am
@Cec..
That’s why the lights gotta be on. I gotta see what I am hitting… or at least seen a recen picture of it…lol.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:26 am
TROJAN MAN wrote:
thats why you act like you bout to suck it and investigate the premises
and if everything checks out
handle you business
just turn the lights off and leave the TV on
Exactly!!!
June 21, 2007 @ 10:27 am
AND WHO WANTS TO MISS THE FLUIDS ???
Lights on.. all day son…
June 21, 2007 @ 10:27 am
ihadno:
Haha!!! Yeah my hubby likes the lights on too. Men like to watch themselves in action - I like mirrors and shit though for real! I like to look. 8)
June 21, 2007 @ 10:27 am
@ i had no choice
mmhmm and im with u, i luv seeing a mans face right when he at that point were he bout to bust, especially if im riding. I wanna see errything …cant do that with no lites
June 21, 2007 @ 10:28 am
just turn the lights off and leave the TV on
Exactly!!!
21/06 10:26:35
what was you doin before
fkin silloettes!(excuse spelling
June 21, 2007 @ 10:30 am
yeah!! for mirror and camer…i mean jsut mirrors!!
June 21, 2007 @ 10:31 am
Lights on.. all day son…
21/06 10:27:19
Im not passin up good psy cause shortie is embarrassed bout a few stretch marks
Im Smooth wit it
Leave the hallway or bathroom light on a crack the door so I can see when I need and she ain’t feeling insecure
June 21, 2007 @ 10:31 am
i mean jsut mirrors!!
21/06 10:30:31
Really
ask DIG about me, Mirrors and closets
June 21, 2007 @ 10:33 am
Camera phones are gods gift to homemade porn…
June 21, 2007 @ 10:34 am
AND WHO WANTS TO MISS THE FLUIDS ???
I thought i was the only one… Its not a night if you dont see where the fluids go.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:34 am
ihadnochoice wrote:
Camera phones are gods gift to homemade porn…
21/06 10:33:18
Amen to that !
June 21, 2007 @ 10:36 am
I feel you on that TJ but imagine how strung out the broad will be once she realizes that you "love everything about her, even her stretch marks".
Once a woman is able to show you parts of her body that she was ashamed to show other dudes, she’s in the bag. Thats how you get em to sleep with other women and do dumb shit because…..
damn… I can’t let that cat out the bag…
June 21, 2007 @ 10:36 am
I am the ‘friend’.
:smhfrown:
But I also have a cape.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:37 am
Camera phones are gods gift to homemade porn…
Thats the best invention ever… aint nothin like checkin the phone you got your very own private show sent to you.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:38 am
‘I wanna see errything …cant do that with no lites’
You might wanna close your eyes…
cuz that’s where I’m aimin.
:wankone:
June 21, 2007 @ 10:39 am
Thats how you get em to sleep with other women and do dumb shit because…..
damn… I can’t let that cat out the bag…
Too Late… Now about you an this other chick…
June 21, 2007 @ 10:39 am
But I also have a cape.
21/06 10:36:53
I was lookin for that
run my sht nga!
@Ihadno
cosign
but gotta start somewhere
and not risking blue balls
thats not in my DNA
June 21, 2007 @ 10:42 am
@Willy
She’ll see it cummin
June 21, 2007 @ 10:47 am
@banga
@ihadno
Hope her reaction time is good.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:49 am
@CJP…
Just didn’t want the ladies to be put on but it don’t matter, they won’t change their ways anyway. I was just implying that women feel a lot more comfortable with a nigga when he compliments them on shit like their kneecaps or elbows. They hear shit al the time about their titties and ass and sometimes rubbing on her stretchmarks or complimenting their pretty backs and shoulders takes em to a place where they feel comfortable enough with you that if they ever think about a 3some, they would think of you because you are so attentive to their bodies. I’ve had a couple of 3 somes and none of them were ever one night stands and shit like that. They were always with women that felt comfortable enough to invite me in.
You know thes chicks like to be noticed for things outside the obvious.
Like next time you meet a chcik, tell her how smart she is and watch her panties cream…lol.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:59 am
Ihadno
I gotcha homie…
June 21, 2007 @ 11:01 am
***random***
i NEED this allergy season to be over!
June 21, 2007 @ 11:04 am
***random***
i NEED this allergy season to be over!
21/06 11:01:31
try tylenol allegry get the strongest daytime one
June 21, 2007 @ 11:10 am
i’m already on allegra- i dont want to take anymore crap.. it wont help anyway. but thanks for the concerned suggestion.
………..wait.. you only helping so i can resume breathing out of my nose huh? alterior motives arent cute lol
June 21, 2007 @ 11:16 am
you only helping so i can resume breathing out of my nose huh? alterior motives arent cute lol
21/06 11:10:15
basically
nah I got bad allergies too
your supposed to take the sht first thing every morning so you develop a barrier
nasal spray are more affective
but if your head hurts they don’t nothin for that so if you can do both the spray and day pill you should be straight cause the pill will stop the sneeze and runny nose but not the congestion
mine are bad too so I can relate
June 21, 2007 @ 11:20 am
You know that cream that I was talking about works for allergies right Persia ???
Its a basic cure all… cures everything from foot pain to bad breath… and its low in calories and high in protein..
Should I set up your order ?
June 21, 2007 @ 11:20 am
i already took nasonex this morning before work… i cant et much stronger than that and the allegra 180
June 21, 2007 @ 11:21 am
ihadnochoice wrote:
You know that cream that I was talking about works for allergies right Persia ???
Its a basic cure all… cures everything from foot pain to bad breath… and its low in calories and high in protein..
Should I set up your order ?
21/06 11:20:05
June 21, 2007 @ 11:29 am
sick i tell you, just sick
21/06 11:21:22
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Sick ???
I’m trying to get you well… :smilebig:
June 21, 2007 @ 12:40 pm
ihadnochoice wrote:
You know that cream that I was talking about works for allergies right Persia ???
Its a basic cure all… cures everything from foot pain to bad breath… and its low in calories and high in protein..
Should I set up your order ?
Remeber when i said u were nasty….this is what i meant.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
dont hurt him cec, he knows not what he does
