I'm goin let y'all make a decision for me. This is gonna be fun.
I've been dealing with this one broad since April. She's bad as hell. Korean/Black chick. So you can imagine what she looks like.
When I first met her, she never mentioned anything bout a husband or boyfriend. Well shit, I never asked either, cause I honestly don't give a fuck. About a month ago, I found out she was married to this cat in the army stationed over in Iraq. I didn't leave her alone, but I quit fucking her. Just kind of talked to her on the phone every blue moon, she'd ALWAYS come through to my spot with a quater, and she'd cook for me whenever I asked her to.
Anyway, this nigga came back home two weeks ago. So I haven't talked to her or seen her since he came back. But to take a trip back in time, right before he came back, she told me bout him. She then went in this long drawn out speech bout how she wants to stay in contact with me even though he's back. I don't give a fuck. As long as she keeps cooking and bringing that quater, I could give a fuck less.
But niggaz ain't stupid. When I first started fucking with the bitch, she was tight as hell. But now, she's loose as hell. So I know this nigga know that somebody was pillaging the village walls.
Well last night, she calls me at 2:30 in the morning on some we need to talk type shit. Usually this is bad news, such as I'm pregnant or I'm in love with you. So this shit fucks up my WHOLE buzz. I tell her to come over.
So she gets there and she's crying and shit. Come to find out, her son, had done told her husband that she be going to see this man with a white car. 
He should have told him bout the night he walked in on his moms sucking the man who drives the white car's dick. 
So basically, she came to my spot to tell me that she can't see me no more……..not while I'm in my car.
So then she goes on bout how she's gonna tell him that I'm her cousin that just moved back in town from Atlanta.
I'm coming to my sohhoverit cohorts and my fellow MAN COUNCIL to see what move I should make. Now I've been in this same situation before. I'm fucking with a broad. Her fiancee found out. She wants me to be her "cousin from Jacksonville". I agree. She has this nigga call me. I blow her whole spot. She loses her fiancee, her car he bought, and the house HE was building for THEM. But she was nothing more than a bitch I was fucking. Korea-Black is cool. Plus she can cook a mean seafood gumbo. It's clutch after a long day of galavanting, drinking, smoking, and fornicating.
The choice is yours. Whatever y'all pick, I'll do.
June 21, 2007 @ 8:56 am
Run for your life!!!!
June 21, 2007 @ 8:57 am
I say just stop fuckin wit her. Dont blow up her spot, but she dont mean you no good. Cut your losses.
June 21, 2007 @ 8:59 am
No you already know that this is going to be some trouble waiting in the wings for your ass. Just let the chick ride on out!
Now her son done saw her giving you head like she got good brains…lol That is messed up - she oughta be done her damn self - but most times you gonna come up on a chick that don’t give a damn - and in actuality she don’t - I have had that cousin trick played on me - that only works for 15 days at the most - this nigga can’t be that dumb. And whatcha gonna do about the white car? Paint it?
Damn Chevy it is too early in the morning for your shit!
June 21, 2007 @ 9:02 am
Niggas that will to die for their country will kill for their family…
Now I for one would never turn a good thing down… but homie i think this shit has ran its course. Leave that Bitch Alone…. But before you do that you should at least hit the ass one more time… For General Principle.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:03 am
I know she ain’t bout shit. But that damn seafood gumbo.
And as far as me painting the whip, that’s gonna happen soon anyway.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:03 am
oh boy
June 21, 2007 @ 9:05 am
leave her alone… dont fuck up her shit…move on (and check your tires before you pull off)
June 21, 2007 @ 9:08 am
Chevy:
You better leave that damn gumbo alone…
But damn seafood gumbo is hard to make and damn good…ummmmmmm hell naw let that be it. You ain’t want that drama.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:09 am
Nah B… it ain’t even worth it. Them army wive will put you 6 feet under. You gotta prepare yourself to cut a bitch off when its an "Iraq thing" because them niggas are coming back 4 chips short of a hard drive….
Last thing you need is for a nigga to get sand dune flashbacks.
Just hit it one more time and make sure to bruise her internally just for good measure….
June 21, 2007 @ 9:12 am
dont fuck up her shit…
Nah…her shit got fucked up when her son seen her perform the mic check live… Dig the year 2020 pencil that lil nigga in. He gon need it.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:12 am
Or you can use the situation to your advantage and tell her the only way you could see her again is if you can add another female to the soiree….lol.
Its a win - win situation….
June 21, 2007 @ 9:12 am
June 21, 2007 @ 9:17 am
Persia wrote:
leave her alone… dont fuck up her shit…move on (and check your tires before you pull off
And ur brake line…i agree move on
June 21, 2007 @ 9:17 am
‘But damn seafood gumbo is hard to make and damn good…’
See KSH, you a southern girl, so you already know.
But as of right now, everybody telling me to leave her alone. I got three votes for don’t blow her spot, just cut my losses. And two votes for fuck her one last time. (The pussy is cool, but her throat is better.)
willyj goin come in here and say I should tell her to get a divorce and marry me.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:18 am
June 21, 2007 @ 9:22 am
I wouldnt give a fuck about blowing up her spot… Just do what you need to do so dude wont try to BLOW UP yours…
:explode:
June 21, 2007 @ 9:31 am
ihadnochoice:
:wow:
I SWEAR. I was [i]just[/i] thinking that.
June 21, 2007 @ 9:37 am
Chev…
Great and perverted minds think alike….its a sign that you should go for it…
June 21, 2007 @ 10:00 am
*UPDATE*
She just texted me. This is what she sent…
"i wish i wouldve met u 6 yrs ago. i dont want 2 lose u. but i have a family to take care of. can u call me asap so we can find a way 4 this to work out for us, me and u"
:scared::smhworried::smhfrown:
June 21, 2007 @ 10:01 am
June 21, 2007 @ 10:08 am
My reply.
"There is no me and you. But when’s the next time you goin cook?"
June 21, 2007 @ 10:19 am
‘Last thing you need is for a nigga to get sand dune flashbacks.’
‘willyj goin come in here and say I should tell her to get a divorce and marry me.’
How’d you know?
Fuck dat!
This broads son is gonna be playin detective for his daddy from now on.
Lil nigga might be wearing a wire.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:30 am
I’m telling you Chev.. she is prime and ripe for a 3some….
Once that pops off, she’ll be bagging chicks for you…
June 21, 2007 @ 10:32 am
It’s a damn shame lil man snitched like that.
*UPDATE*
Her reply…
"hahaha! u stupid. ill cook 2morrow nite for u and ur cousin. but 4real, we need to talk"
June 21, 2007 @ 10:44 am
Chevy:
Oh you are soooooo crazy. Fuck the throat - get all the seafood gumbo you can get and then leave her alone. Don’t worry about he shit b/c she messed up when lil dude saw her giving head. Don’t save her; she don’t wanna be saved…lol
Damn Seafood Gumbo…
June 21, 2007 @ 10:44 am
"hahaha! u stupid. ill cook 2morrow nite for u and ur cousin. but 4real, we need to talk"
Nigga that bitch is gone….
June 21, 2007 @ 10:45 am
jUST FALL BACK FAM
You don’t want the Karma for blowing her shit up cause that hurts the kid
June 21, 2007 @ 10:46 am
"That outside dick keep them hoes sick"-Soulja Slim
He said it perfect.
I’m bout to have fun with this.
cjp:
Give me a reply for her text homie.:laughevil:
June 21, 2007 @ 10:48 am
‘You don’t want the Karma for blowing her shit up cause that hurts the kid’
Fuck that lil nigga. He snitched.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:50 am
What do we need to talk about… our relationship is cool enough to where anything is possible between us… SO what ever it is we’ll be fine.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:50 am
‘Give me a reply for her text homie.’
Bring one of her fine friends.
JUMPOFF!
Naw…run nigga run!
June 21, 2007 @ 10:51 am
‘Fuck that lil nigga. He snitched.’
June 21, 2007 @ 10:53 am
Fuck that lil nigga. He snitched.
21/06 10:48:26
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I would say hell is waiting but you been had the invite…
June 21, 2007 @ 10:54 am
Alright cjp.
I’m bout to text her that response. Let’s see what she says.
willyj, the next text is on you nigga.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:57 am
@Chevy
let me get this straight
Your about to tell a training murder whose licensed to carry heavy machinery that just got back home from war
who prolly needs some therapy
and jus heard from his kid that his wife was cheating on him
You know what
go ahead and tell em
and Later on I’ll read about what happened to you on CNN
June 21, 2007 @ 10:58 am
‘Later on I’ll read about what happened to you on CNN’
No more niggaz on the news in 2007.
June 21, 2007 @ 10:58 am
‘willyj, the next text is on you nigga.’
:thumbup:
June 21, 2007 @ 11:01 am
‘You know what
go ahead and tell em
and Later on I’ll read about what happened to you on CNN’
SHEESH!
Nah, I ain’t doing that. I would’ve been a lil more tactful with it than telling him outright.
And I got this. I ain’t sweating that nigga.
June 21, 2007 @ 11:05 am
let me get this straight
Your about to tell a training murder whose licensed to carry heavy machinery that just got back home from war
who prolly needs some therapy
and jus heard from his kid that his wife was cheating on him
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Dawg that nigga got to get so many shots an talk to soo many doctors…His ass is gon be tied up for at least a month just to get back into the swing of things.
June 21, 2007 @ 11:06 am
see chevy- you fuckin up already letting these dudes make up texts for you…your first one was great, absolves you of respibility… but the one cjp gave you is gonna fuck you up.
lets think on this.. you already said you done made it so her husband might be able to tell shes been ‘tampered’ with. never put it past a s/o to check the phone. anything is retriveable- deleted or not. now that second one will fuck you up- and now, he has your cell number too. everyone knows SOMEONE that works for the phone company- you do the math… stop communicating in text homie- just stop.
June 21, 2007 @ 11:09 am
The text might send him over the edge but fuck it…
That seefood gumbo was worth it…
At least see if she want to get licked by another broad…
June 21, 2007 @ 11:09 am
I might let it play out
cause if you do what she’s telling you
which he prolly knows is bullsht
if the lie is revealed he might actually completely wig out too
so I don’t think forcing this is smart either
June 21, 2007 @ 11:11 am
:smhworried:@ cjp
This is her response…
"u r so sweet. i know i have a friend for life with u. im so shocked u ain’t married yet"
Alright willyj, it’s on you for the next reply.
June 21, 2007 @ 11:12 am
That seefood gumbo was worth it…
At least see if she want to get licked by another broad…
Exactly… This has evolved into a whole nother animal… IF he can get 3 in the sheets he should go for it…
June 21, 2007 @ 11:13 am
perisa:
I feel you. But this is fun to me. I ain’t fucking with this bitch (unless she’s down for the threesome with another bitch).
This is strictly entertainment now.
And I’m going with trojan man for the next reply if he with it.
June 21, 2007 @ 11:23 am
@chevy
Text her wit this…
"Tell yo son to stop snitchin."
Now, if she STILL text you back, she’s fuckin nuts.
June 21, 2007 @ 11:27 am
Alright willyj. Here goes that text.
June 21, 2007 @ 11:33 am
*peeking in*
Thanks Willy! Good look.
*sneakin back out*
June 21, 2007 @ 11:37 am
"Tell yo son to stop snitchin."
Thats lil nigga aint gonna catch a break this week
June 21, 2007 @ 11:39 am
Here’s her reply….
"i know thats fucked up. i dont know what made him even mention u. i gotta tell him not to talk so much"
This broad is really showing how stupid she is. I’m bout to take it to an ignorant level in a second.
June 21, 2007 @ 11:55 am
I gotta go for a second. I’ll keep y’all informed bout this shit.
June 21, 2007 @ 11:57 am
"i know thats fucked up. i dont know what made him even mention u. i gotta tell him not to talk so much"
Awwww hell naw… Go for the gusto. Tell her to bring a homegirl over so yall can have some fun…. Then tell her dont act like she aint with it.
June 21, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
"i know thats fucked up. i dont know what made him even mention u. i gotta tell him not to talk so much"
Oh My Damn.
Word @cjp
JUMPOFF TIME!
Just on GP, then act like you don’t even know her.
June 21, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
Dude, you better stop playin around wit that lady, she already (obviously) aint wrapped too tight, LOL.
June 21, 2007 @ 12:28 pm
ESPECIALLY if you could actually get her to do some shit like that. You get a woman doing shit ‘just for you’ and then you play her to the left, you just askin for some ole ‘Thin Line’ bullshit to happen… *smh*
June 21, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
‘Thin Line’
Women always wanna take it there.
:smhfrown:
Ya’ll so crazy.
June 21, 2007 @ 12:34 pm
Im sayin Willy… thats the worst thing a man can do to a woman. Cause one, she probably already gotta talk herself into doing it, and two, she only doing it cause she think its gon keep you around or upgrade how you feel about her. Once you get to laughin at her about it or dissing her afterwards, she gon feel all ashamed bout that shit and be like, oh he had me do that knowing he was gonna blow me off after? Dude, first thought gon be ‘I dont believe this nigga doing this to me after what I did for him’ and the second thought gon be ‘you think its funny?’ (no Saaphyri) and the third thought gon be ‘I got a trick for your ass’
June 21, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
When hey go "Thin Line", that just means a nigga gotta go "Larenz Tate in Dead Presidents" on her ass…
That was quite possibly the best "shake" scene in the history of hollywood.
June 21, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
Correction: Thats the worst thing you can do to a woman LIKE THAT - who is already willing to risk her marriage for you, downplay you talkin bout her kid, and still tryna see you while you steady playin her stupid ass. THAT kinda chick is already nuts.
June 21, 2007 @ 12:46 pm
dig wrote:
Correction: Thats the worst thing you can do to a woman LIKE THAT - who is already willing to risk her marriage for you, downplay you talkin bout her kid, and still tryna see you while you steady playin her stupid ass. THAT kinda chick is already nuts.
21/06 12:36:16
LMAOOOOOOOO So true!
June 21, 2007 @ 12:47 pm
‘That was quite possibly the best "shake" scene in the history of hollywood.’
Dig, he prefaced the entire thing wit ‘There is no me and u’…so the disclaimer has been given.
The MAN COUNCIL will not hear her case.
June 21, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
LOL…. Im still tryna get over this whole chick/dude asking you to pretend youre their cousin LOL
I wish a nigga would
June 21, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
Willy - thats my point LOL. I guarantee you she paid no attention to that part, all she saw was ‘when you cookin again’ LOL
And THEN (LOL) and THEN the bitch gon say she gon cook for him AND his cousin?
That bitch is certifiable, LOL.
June 21, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
That was quite possibly the best "shake" scene in the history of hollywood.
"Juanita…Dont you ever run up on me again"
Ole girl deserved that one… As soon as she hit him with that "Im Fuckin him" Line…
June 21, 2007 @ 12:52 pm
But if a chick ever does stalk you …..just have bad sex with her…. That should send her running…
June 21, 2007 @ 12:53 pm
ihadnochoice; thats only gon work if she aint already coo coo for cocoa puffs LOL.
If she obsessed, she will make excuses for your bad sex LOL
June 21, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
But if a chick ever does stalk you …..just have bad sex with her…. That should send her running…
Nope doesnt work… why you think she stalking you in the first place… Once I got ole girl to put the knife down…I just had to let her know (In a very nice way) That I didnt want to be with her anymore
June 21, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
@CJP…
I rememebr the first time that I saw that movie on DVD, I must have rewinded that part 10 or 20 times
June 21, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
Ihadno
Dawg did you see her face… She was about to shit on herself when he jacked her ass up…
June 21, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
No bullshit, I had a chick tell me once about this dude and how he be doing her wrong. She in the middle of her story about what happened and all non-chalantly says "….but I couldnt cause when I dropped him back off at his girlfriend house….."
I stared into the camera so long, if I was tryna catch a bus, I woulda missed it LOL. I aint even wanna hear the rest of the story after that.
June 21, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
June 21, 2007 @ 1:02 pm
CJP:
I’ve never had a chick raise her hand to me but i practiced Tates technique just in case. He showed such fluidity on the grab and great intensity on the shake… his words were sharp and terse… he was unmoved by her useless tears and then he gave a great "push" at the end of the exchange. Most guys follow that up with an open backhand but he kept his cool and kept himself out of lockup while getting his point across.
I bet you Jaunita never ran up on him again.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:02 pm
Okay…who has info on LL supposedly getting at Jay Z?
June 21, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
Dude, she seriously had me fucked up like the mile high club
Im like this nigga at his girlfriend house, you KNOW he just got finished fuckin her cause he told you, you INSIST on seeing him anyway, he tells you he dont got the car right now, you go pick him up cause you wanna see that nigga THAT BAD, he fucks you and you drop him back off to his girl’s house?
Thats enough for me, LOL.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
‘He showed such fluidity on the grab and great intensity on the shake… his words were sharp and terse… he was unmoved by her useless tears and then he gave a great "push" at the end of the exchange.’
This nigga is on it!
June 21, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
Okay…who has info on LL supposedly getting at Jay Z?
I havent heard about that
June 21, 2007 @ 1:07 pm
I heard the verse Willy…
He called Jay Z and LA Ried monkeys and then called them goofy and doofy…
basically talking about the lack of promotion for him but at this point in the game, LL should have a lot more control over things. He’s been in the game too long to depend on somebody else for his success. He should got on his business grind and left Def jam a long time ago. Who wants to hear LL anyway ? I got tons of dirty laundry on his bitch ass. He gets no love in the hood…. zero.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
Dude, she seriously had me fucked up like the mile high club
Im like this nigga at his girlfriend house, you KNOW he just got finished fuckin her cause he told you, you INSIST on seeing him anyway, he tells you he dont got the car right now, you go pick him up cause you wanna see that nigga THAT BAD, he fucks you and you drop him back off to his girl’s house?
Thats enough for me, LOL.
21/06 13:03:29
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Now thats a down bitch…
they don’t make em like that anymore…
June 21, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
Ihadno
Everything about what he did was perfect… cause he could have beat her down… but he just grabbed that ass an shook the shit out of her… Oh and didnt her tell her he would kill her….
classic
June 21, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
Some women take crazy ass nonsense and then they join with the dude and do even more stupid shit!
*****raising hand****** When I was young like 18-21 I did hella fucked up shit that I regret. But damn I got friends that are 30 that are still doing shit we did at 18 - that is not going to cut it!
June 21, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
‘Now thats a down bitch…
they don’t make em like that anymore… ‘
No thats the ‘im never gonna let you leave me’ bitch LOL. Nothing dude would ever say about not being able to see her would be acceptable. She wasnt havin it.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:12 pm
He’s been in the game too long to depend on somebody else for his success. He should got on his business grind and left Def jam a long time ago.
So true! But that goofy and doofy is funny as hell - so would that make LL snoopy?
June 21, 2007 @ 1:12 pm
Im like this nigga at his girlfriend house, you KNOW he just got finished fuckin her cause he told you, you INSIST on seeing him anyway, he tells you he dont got the car right now, you go pick him up cause you wanna see that nigga THAT BAD, he fucks you and you drop him back off to his girl’s house?
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Now thats P.U.C.
Every now an then in a mans life he gets one like this… its sad but thats the way it goes sometimes
June 21, 2007 @ 1:13 pm
And she had it all twisted anyway, talkin bout ‘well he let me come get him’ :scared: oh so he MUST love you huh?
June 21, 2007 @ 1:13 pm
@KSH..
Thats why I love em 18 to 24….
The way I see it, I am not corrupting them, I am just letting them be aware of their options. Ya know, helping shape their future. I wanna be part of their life experience…
June 21, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
Anybody have a link…
lemme get my google on.
I’m not even gone get into the whole DefJam thing…
my bitterness over REDMAN won’t allow me to.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:15 pm
Why is LL still tryna go at Def Jam for this promotion shit… The album just wasnt good. Quit crying
June 21, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
ihadno:
Oh you are get sooooo philisophical - I can’t take it :smilebig: :smilebig:
For real at that age you really dont give a shit about nothing. I have been all up in other girls cars, houses, apt, and all that shit - that was my 18-21 phase - that shit does come back on you! Karma is a bitch in 6inch stiletto’s!
June 21, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
ihadnochoice - what is the song called?
June 21, 2007 @ 1:19 pm
I’m not even gone get into the whole DefJam thing…
my bitterness over REDMAN won’t allow me to.
21/06 13:14:48
DIDO!!!!
Dej Jam…***SMH***
June 21, 2007 @ 1:23 pm
If anybody gets the track let me know what the deal is! :smilebig:
June 21, 2007 @ 1:25 pm
Im bout to go get it when knucklehead tells me what its called LOL…..
June 21, 2007 @ 1:26 pm
*UPDATE*
This has to be one of the funniest things to happen to me all year.
I call her while I’m riding listening to my ipod….
Me: So what up?
Korean Black: I ain’t trying to lose my marriage, but I ain’t happy at home.
Me: Well I ain’t trying to break up no homes.
Korean Black: *Matter of factly* I [i]ain’t[/i] goin let you break up my home.
Me: *Cliff face at the phone*
Korean Black: I just wanna hang out with you. Whatever we do stays between me and you. I’m in love with my husband. I got love for you. There’s a big difference.
Me: So you just in it for sex?
Korean Black: *Laughing* I guess you can say that.
Me: :wow:
Me: You still goin come round and smoke with ya boy right?
Korean Black: Ain’t nothing goin change. I’ll do everything I’ve been doing.
Me: I got something I want you to do. Since I’m gambling by fucking with you, you gotta do something for me.
Korean Black: As long as it ain’t nothing stupid, I got you.
Me: :blink:
Me: I wanna fuck you and another girl at the same time. I know you never had a threesome before. :laughevil:
Korean Black:
Me: What the fuck is so funny?
Korean Black: It’s funny cause I tried to get my husband to have a threesome with me and another chick before we got married. He said he didn’t want to.
Me: :jawdrop::jawdrop:
Me: So, you with it or not?
Korean Black: Yeah, I’ll try it once.
Me: :wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:
This my niggaz, is the ULTIMATE VICTORY.
I wanna give a shoutout to cjp and ihadnochoice. Without my two niggaz, this wouldn’t have been possible.:thumbup:
June 21, 2007 @ 1:26 pm
i think quite honestly, im sicka LL
June 21, 2007 @ 1:27 pm
I didn’t even hear the whole song.. they were just playing his verse on the radio this morning. 50 cent is on the hook though and I think he might have a verse on there also but who really cares about LL. He had a good run and what happened to all the movie shit he was supposed to be doing. He went hollywood and now he is wondering why nobody want to hear anything from him. I don’t see what another album could do for his career anyway.
But Def Jam dropped the ball bigtime on that Redman album.
Here is a serious recommendation for albums if you don’t got it yet… CONSEQUENCE… best album I’ve heard this year…
When you hear this album, you won’t be able to deny where Kanye got his influence from…
June 21, 2007 @ 1:30 pm
ihadnochoice: Yeah you can kinda hear it on that Patti Labelle song him and Kanye on.
Chevy: You will never be able to get rid of this chick now watch LOL.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:31 pm
‘I wanna give a shoutout to cjp and ihadnochoice. Without my two niggaz, this wouldn’t have been possible.’
WTF am I, chopped liver?
June 21, 2007 @ 1:31 pm
CHEV…
JACKPOT….
Thats inspiration for a nigga…
As soon as my back gets better, me and the divorced chick are hitting up the "loosey goosey" clubs in the village and bringing some dinner home. Niggas been making me feel guilty about that "masturbating video" for a couple of weeks now…lol.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
Nah willyj. You know you my nigga too. But it was between us 3 deviants that the idea popped off.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
Personally, (not relating to DefJam)…
if LL came out with a ‘pure’ HIPHOP album, he’s one of the few people who could pull if off without it sounding forced (I won’t name any names
)
That real BOOM BAP.
But that ain’t gonna happen with 50 cent around, so I’m just thinkin out loud.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
i hate 50 cent …ill be glad when he fades to black
June 21, 2007 @ 1:35 pm
Chevy: You will never be able to get rid of this chick now watch LOL.
21/06 13:30:07
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Who want to get rid of a chick as gullable as this one? Chev hit the jackpot with this one. Now the next step is to get this broad patroned out and on video.
Ahhh….. niggas ain’t shit… :laughevil:
June 21, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
At 10:50 this morning, I told you to tell her to bring a friend.
But I’m not a glory hog.
Just a humble member of the MAN COUNCIL.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
Dude, she got a husband who probably sufferin from PTSD, shell shock, and OCD LOL…. leave that bitch alone LOL
June 21, 2007 @ 1:38 pm
This my niggaz, is the ULTIMATE VICTORY
B-E-A-Utiful….. Now thats what Im talking about… Gotta love that
June 21, 2007 @ 1:39 pm
Aw shit, I was late.
Nevermind.
:oops:
:moveaway:
June 21, 2007 @ 1:39 pm
@Dig….
His album is amazing though. I like it better than Kanyes album. He doesn’t have any commervcial or radio frinedly bullshit on their. Has a good late 90’s feel to it.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
ihadno: Aight, I’ll have to check it out then.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:41 pm
Dude, she got a husband who probably sufferin from PTSD, shell shock, and OCD LOL…. leave that bitch alone LOL
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No get that chick on tape… Nigga you gotta push the limits with this bitch… By the way she talks you can tell she wanna do some thangs… Do that shit nigga
June 21, 2007 @ 1:41 pm
@dig
I’m tryin to track down that song right now. But the original website that reported it is actin up right now.
Spoke too soon!
The song is called ‘It’s a Queens Thing’
feat. 50, yayo, Mobb Deep and KOOL G RAP?????!!!!!
:blink:
http://www.zshare.net/audio...
June 21, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
Seriously KOOL G FUCKIN RAP!
June 21, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
dig wrote:
Dude, she got a husband who probably sufferin from PTSD, shell shock, and OCD LOL…. leave that bitch alone LOL
21/06 13:37:35
———-
Chev can’t live his life according to what other people "might" do. As long as that nigga wakes up and is breathing in the morning, the world is his oyster.
Martin Luther King marched for his right to fuck anybodys wife….
June 21, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
Chevy:
You know what…
You better be asking for a contract on that seafood gumbo nigga…
June 21, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
Martin Luther King marched for his right to fuck anybodys wife….
21/06 13:42:51
Aw hell naw…lol
June 21, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
‘This is L talkin, not some Patrone and trees.’
June 21, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
willyj:
You right. I GOT to give props where it’s due. My nigga willyj came through too. Cape and all.
ihadnochoice:
I didn’t even think about putting her on tape. But it’s not a bad idea. I gotta put a pic of this broad up. She’s bad homie.:laughevil:
dig:
That’s just like you Lucious 9. I win the championship you over on the sidelines heckling me cause I only won by 3 and not 30. A championship is a championship. And I ALREADY have the third wheel on board. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
June 21, 2007 @ 1:45 pm
Hey Hey Hey … Kool G is still killing niggas out here. I know he ain’t mainstream but i got 2 of his mixtapes in the cha nger right now as we speak and he is still better than 85% percent of these wack asses out now.
Have yall heard that joint "P" that he got with Saigon…. OH MY !!!
June 21, 2007 @ 1:45 pm
Oh no…yayo drops the MJ mama say mamu sa.
yayo fucked that up.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:46 pm
THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER!
June 21, 2007 @ 1:46 pm
ihadnochoice wrote:
Hey Hey Hey … Kool G is still killing niggas out here. I know he ain’t mainstream but i got 2 of his mixtapes in the cha nger right now as we speak and he is still better than 85% percent of these wack asses out now.
Have yall heard that joint "P" that he got with Saigon…. OH MY !!!
I didnt even know Kool G rap was seriously doing stuff. I havent heard anything
June 21, 2007 @ 1:47 pm
Kool G. Rap is the shit. Fuck them other niggaz on there though.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:47 pm
@ihadno
Dog, hook up a lil Kool G homie.
@chevy
Naw
ihadno did beat me.
I really just wanted to be a part of the victory dance.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
And any "Queens " related song without Nas is just a demonstration and can’t be taken serious. LL been label mates with Run DMC for years and now he feels the need to make a "Queens" track…lol
LL is done… finished…. He is from my hood but he is a fucking birdbrain ass nigga
June 21, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
Chevy - just remember what your ACE said when these niggas get you into some bullshit. Do ya thing.
Willy - I just started to click that link but then I decided Im over LL and really dont care
June 21, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
@dig
Actually, it’s not a bad song. (even wit 50 and yayo on it
)
Not really a ‘diss’ track, although he does drop the ‘doofy’ line.
I’m shocked.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
willyjsimmons wrote:
@ihadno
Dog, hook up a lil Kool G homie.
———- I’ll try to send you some shit over the next couple of days from the crib. MY work computer ain’t up to par with all that shit.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:52 pm
Anybody heard that song Big Spender with Freeway ft. Jay-Z?
June 21, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
dig wrote:
Chevy - just remember what your ACE said when these niggas get you into some bullshit. Do ya thing.
Willy - I just started to click that link but then I decided Im over LL and really dont care
21/06 13:48:37
———-
Typical woman…
divide and conquer….
Whenever I am confronted with issues like this, I just let "gravedigger" make the decision for me. He is the last person I want to dissapoint
June 21, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
‘LL been label mates with Run DMC for years’
Naw, Run DMC wasn’t signed to DefJam.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:54 pm
@ihadno
Bet!
@chevy
Naw, I ain’t heard it.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
Chevy wrote:
Anybody heard that song Big Spender with Freeway ft. Jay-Z?
—————————–
Yeah that shit is nice
June 21, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
I heard that Chev….
I’m not really feeling it like that. They were also playing the T.I and Jay Z joint up here and I am not all that enthused about that one either.
Niggas think if they put Jay on a song, its gon be that much better but what could follow "Black Republicans" ?
I am dissapointed that T.I. went that route. He is nice enough not to need it.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
i’m with dig…have your victory dance, but we better not see a post in a few weeks/ months talkin bout:
"nowi’m in the hospital legs broke up like kellz, didnt realize he was crazy & dreannged while i was rockin his wife’s bells"
June 21, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
http://www.zshare.net/audio...
Beyonce ft. Consequence-Sugar Mama Remix
June 21, 2007 @ 1:57 pm
Ihadnochoice: shut up, lol.
Willy: I cant stomach Yayo AT ALL. I mean me and Yayo on some Buckwild and New York ‘white shoe scandal’ type beef LOL
June 21, 2007 @ 1:57 pm
oh shit.. that was so goooooood, i think i’m gonna buy him a short set
June 21, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
You are right Willy… they were managed by Rush but never actually signed to Def Jam, but it still should have happened a long time ago.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
willyj:
Freeway ft. Jay-Z: http://www.sendspace.com/fi...
I like this shit but a lot of my niggaz feel like ihadnochoice. They don’t care for this shit. But it’s :wow: to me.
June 21, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
Anybody cop that Bone Thugs ???
June 21, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
‘i’m with dig…have your victory dance, but we better not see a post in a few weeks/ months talkin bout:
"nowi’m in the hospital legs broke up like kellz, didnt realize he was crazy & dreannged while i was rockin his wife’s bells"’
Don’t believe the hype. I got this.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
dig wrote:
Ihadnochoice: shut up, lol.
Willy: I cant stomach Yayo AT ALL. I mean me and Yayo on some Buckwild and New York ‘white shoe scandal’ type beef LOL
LMAO how come i can see that in my head. u hurling ur white stilettos at the nigga head
June 21, 2007 @ 2:02 pm
Chev…
It just seems like Jay is watered down now. His verses used to be quotales but now its just "whatever". I still think he is nice but I’ve heard him on like 5 or 6 new joints in the past month or so. He got a song called "Brooklyn" with Uncle Murder and Fabolous and its kinda garbage. Fab killed him on it !!!
June 21, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
ihadnochoice:
Yeah, I heard Fabolous rip him on it. And I got the Bone, but I ain’t listen to it yet.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
So I’m sitting here listening to "ignition" from R. Kelly and I can never listen to this song with a strait face again…
All I see is the fucking Chapelle Show spoof….
June 21, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
Good lookin out Chevy.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
http://www.zshare.net/audio...
Fabolous ft. Blue Davinci-Chirp Back
June 21, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Ahhh that Bone is hot. But I’m a "bonehead". They can never be wack to me. Til this day I ain’t heard anybody like them and that is rare nowadays the way niggas can look to the left without biting something from somebody.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
Now see…
I haven’t liked bone since Eazy died.
‘Crossroads’ killed it for me.
I can’t even do it.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
ihadnochoice:
Yeah I respect Bone. Few cats can last in the game and not change their style but stay fresh.
*UPDATE*
Korea Black wants it to go down Sunday night. And I turn 25 Sunday too.
[IMG]http://hotlinkthis.com//ima...[/IMG]
June 21, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
I like them, just not the fat one. I hate his flow.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
Best shit he did was "why they kill my dog and man I miss my uncle Charrrrrles" :singing:
June 21, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
Fa realz Chevy…
Happy Early Birthday nigga!
Lucky BASTID!
June 21, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
I like Bone Thugs but i will NEVER buy an album. They always have some good jams but not good enough to spend cash on
June 21, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
Korea Black wants it to go down Sunday night. And I turn 25 Sunday too.
Good shit… nothing like two chicks…Well 3…but lets not get carried away.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
‘I like them, just not the fat one.’
#9 hates fat people.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
‘Good shit… nothing like two chicks…Well 3…but lets not get carried away.’
:laughevil:
Fuck that. I’ve had threesomes before. It’s time to go for the fivesome.
That’s the goal niggaz. Think I can pull it off?
June 21, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
#9 hates fat people.
#9
Damn thats funny
June 21, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
‘That’s the goal niggaz. Think I can pull it off?’
Nigga that’s a porno.
We need to start a donation drive on one of those nice digital camera’s. So we can see the pimples and all dat.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
That might be alil tough Chev. Its hard to find thre chicks that even like each other let alone will sleep together but golf and patrone works wonders so imma keep my balls crossed that you could pull it off…..
And then make her cook seafood gumbo for everybody…
If you can pull that off, Willy gon have to send you his cape…lol.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
Damn… 25 !!!
Those were the good ole years…lol.
I was retarded with it…
June 21, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
If you can pull that off, Willy gon have to send you his cape…lol.
When Im done wit it
And shut up about hatin fat people and stop callin me #9, I feel like Johnny 5 in ‘Short Circuit’
June 21, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
#9….. fucken ‘Kids Next Door’ and shit
June 21, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
ihadnochoice wrote:
Chev…
It just seems like Jay is watered down now. His verses used to be quotales but now its just "whatever". I still think he is nice but I’ve heard him on like 5 or 6 new joints in the past month or so. He got a song called "Brooklyn" with Uncle Murder and Fabolous and its kinda garbage. Fab killed him on it !!!
21/06 14:02:16
I just went to concreteloop to hear that Jay and Freeway - garbage!
Jay need to stop doing all these dam verses on these r&b songs - why is he sounding like he is getting his rhymes from the High School Musical kids - I am 2km from being over this nigga!
June 21, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
‘And shut up about hatin fat people and stop callin me #9, I feel like Johnny 5 in ‘Short Circuit”
You Buggin!
Lucious Lefthand #9 is too damn funny.
You’re stuck for LIFE!
June 21, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
dig you hate fat people? thats it, friendship is over!
June 21, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
ihadnochoice:
I think it’s quite possible. I got Korea Black, this project bi-sexual bitch, and this young broad.
All I need is one more broad to complete the team.
*scrolls through phone*
June 21, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
Chevy:
That lil boi is funny as hell!
Have a happy ass birthday! Smoke one for me nigga! Eat a bowl of gumbo for me…lol
Niggas just don’t know abou that seafood gumbo….whewwww!
June 21, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
KSH:
I promise you, if dig and Persia was to taste that seafood gumbo, both of them will be like "Chevy, fuck that bitch. Fuck her for me Chevy."
June 21, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
chevy- i promise you- persia wants no part in it… i dont eat shrimp and i’m only an occasional crap eater..on top ofthat, doesnt gumbo have beans in it? i dont eat beans, okra (thats in there too right?)
yea, i’m straight
June 21, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
Chevy wrote:
KSH:
I promise you, if dig and Persia was to taste that seafood gumbo, both of them will be like "Chevy, fuck that bitch. Fuck her for me Chevy."
And if i hear persia and dig saying this, i will be there with some baby powder on hand to slap them straight. Theyd be alright after that, then we would go have some drinks
June 21, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
cec- ok, first dig aint fuckin wit me cause i’m fat, now you wanna slap me with some baby powder?!!?!??!
fuck that- i need new friends! :tearssad:
June 21, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
Persia wrote:
cec- ok, first dig aint fuckin wit me cause i’m fat, now you wanna slap me with some baby powder?!!?!??!
fuck that- i need new friends
well if she aint fucking with fat people, then ima be right there crying with u. I just wanna slap u so i could whatever that woman put in that gumbo to have u trippin out…then id give u a hug and we could go have some drinks girl.ok, Mama still luv yall
June 21, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
Chevy:
I’m like don’t let me and hubby hit Savannah - Ima be like:
"Chevy where your girl Korea Black? Tell her to hook up your homie with some gumbo" :smilebig: :smilebig:
June 21, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
‘And if i hear persia and dig saying this, i will be there with some baby powder on hand to slap them straight.’
Dayum.
Girlfight!
Okay now persia, pull cec’s top off…
ooooh, I like dat.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
willyjsimmons wrote:
‘And if i hear persia and dig saying this, i will be there with some baby powder on hand to slap them straight.’
Dayum.
Girlfight!
Okay now persia, pull cec’s top off…
ooooh, I like dat.
Oh my ..LOL
June 21, 2007 @ 2:47 pm
willyj:
You soooooo manish…lol
June 21, 2007 @ 2:47 pm
"Chevy where your girl Korea Black? Tell her to hook up your homie with some gumbo"
I got y’all too. It’s for EVERYBODY. I got my own personal chef.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:48 pm
‘dig you hate fat people? thats it, friendship is over!’
Fuck it, you a bad influence anyway
Chevy, that would have to be some damn good gumbo LOL. ‘Fuck her for me, Chevy’ I can do, LOL. Long as I aint fuckin the bitch, we alright LOL.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:48 pm
Chevy:
You know you ain’t shit right?
June 21, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
@cec
Now you, see that belt right there, go ahead an grab dat.
Now it’s gettin heated.
‘You soooooo manish’
June 21, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
‘Long as I aint fuckin the bitch’
Um…that’s Vol. 2 of the porno.
Good lookin out on the creative ideas #9.
Good Lookin!
June 21, 2007 @ 2:51 pm
KSH:
What did you expect willyj to be, womannish?:blink:
Lucious Lefthand #9:
The gumbo is on the one. I ain’t goin lie to you baby.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:52 pm
Sorry, Im allergic to starring in booty bumping flicks. I have to be the only person in the shot for it to work
June 21, 2007 @ 2:52 pm
OMG- this whole thread is fucked up lmao.
Chevy, you gotta do what you gotta do for some gumbo…but don’t be surprised if she gets you caught up in some shit with that nigga she’s married to- she sounds like somebody who thinks she has shit on lock, but texting and all that shit- she really sounds like she is TRYING to get caught- how are you going to be married to somebody with a kid and JUST now find out they have a "cousin" you ain’t never heard of?
Trust, that chick is trouble.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:54 pm
willyjsimmons wrote:
@cec
Now you, see that belt right there, go ahead an grab dat
I aint scurred of that…spankins are welcome , i can take it
June 21, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
dig wrote:
Sorry, Im allergic to starring in booty bumping flicks. I have to be the only person in the shot for it to work
I know thats right
June 21, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
‘I have to be the only person in the shot for it to work’
Well, that will work too.
You want the ‘King Kong’ dildo, or the ‘Screech’? :?:
June 21, 2007 @ 2:57 pm
‘I aint scurred of that…spankins are welcome , i can take it’
You, are spankin Persia.
I’m just a bystander in this.
She pulls your top off, you give her a spank…now ya’ll start rollin around in honey.
June 21, 2007 @ 2:58 pm
willyjsimmons wrote:
‘I aint scurred of that…spankins are welcome , i can take it’
You, are spankin Persia.
I’m just a bystander in this.
She pulls your top off, you give her a spank…now ya’ll start rollin around in honey.
Uh no. thats not going down EVER. Im spanked by the OPPOSITE sex only
June 21, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
Party poop.
June 21, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
Willy: No props…. except maybe a Corona LOL….
Jaeda: OK! LOL…. this broad sound like she feels neglected by her husband and just wants some shit to pop off so the husband can lose it and show some emotion to prove he loves her. Kinda bullshit is that, LOL.
June 21, 2007 @ 3:03 pm
What up coffee face?
Ain’t seen you around.
June 21, 2007 @ 3:04 pm
‘except maybe a Corona LOL’
:blink:
We can charge an extra $10 per movie if it’s ‘like dat’.
Creative, and profit conscience…
If you and I weren’t both #9s…..
I’d actually give you a couple of carats.
June 21, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
Chevy:
You know how old people do it!
boys are manish and girls are omish…ain’t that some crazy shit! Nigga don’t act like you ain’t heard that shit!
Now about this gumbo…
June 21, 2007 @ 3:09 pm
Willy,
I heard #9’s are only compatible with other #9’s
I mean thats what I heard.
Now about them carats…..
June 21, 2007 @ 3:09 pm
Lunch for ME!
**sidebar: it seems the only days my boss ‘forgets’ to check the mail, is when my damn check is in that bitch!
White folk, are not supposed to act like this! 
**
I’ll holla!
June 21, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
‘I heard #9’s are only compatible with other #9’s
I mean thats what I heard.
Now about them carats…..’
See how she’s tryin to hustle me fellaz?
:smhfrown:
We will talk about this when I get back.
June 21, 2007 @ 3:14 pm
willyj:
Don’t fall for it. Remember the key disadvantages of Ms. #9…
A. Acts like she might give you the ass, but never does
B. Uses your advice to get the dude she really wants
C. Quits talking to you when her new boyfriend feels threatened
She’s setting you up for ‘A’.
June 21, 2007 @ 3:16 pm
Don’t fall for it. Remember the key disadvantages of Ms. #9…
A. Acts like she might give you the ass, but never does
B. Uses your advice to get the dude she really wants
C. Quits talking to you when her new boyfriend feels threatened
*********
Hater.
"She’s setting you up for ‘A’. "
How you know Im not tryna improve upon my flaws? LOL
June 21, 2007 @ 3:21 pm
‘How you know Im not tryna improve upon my flaws?’
You have flaws?:wow:
June 21, 2007 @ 3:25 pm
*ahem* pardon me.
‘Disadvantages’ LOL.
June 21, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
And BTW:
‘Advantages
A. Understands you
B. Easy to talk to
C. Gives you the inside track on what the hell women be thinking sometimes’
Aint you using my info on women to bag other chicks? LOL
The hypocrasy must stop.
June 21, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! i leave for am inute and now i’m getting spanked by someone?!?!? wtf is the goings on?
June 21, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
dig:
What advice have you given me to catch females?
June 21, 2007 @ 3:43 pm
Thats not what I said LOL. I said you USE the INFO you get from me to that advantage.
I will NEVER give you advice to catch females. Ever LOL.
June 21, 2007 @ 3:49 pm
Why do I have this stupid commercial in my head?
"Users are losers and losers are users. So dont use drugs. Dont use drugs"
Oh boy, I seriously cannot stop laughing now. Yall, I think Im losin it ……… :cantseeme: :tearslaugh:
June 21, 2007 @ 4:01 pm
‘WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! i leave for am inute and now i’m getting spanked by someone?!?!? wtf is the goings on?’
Yes.
Spankings and honey.
‘*ahem* pardon me.
‘Disadvantages”
My goodness.
June 22, 2007 @ 7:24 am
1)I wouldn’t help her do shit.
Reasoning:
Homey likely wont believe her about that cousin thing, and like you said, if he has any type of sense he’ll know she been fucking around. So instantly he’ll start to wonder ‘who’ it was.
You’re the only cat that’s been mentioned, so dude will prolly want to meet you or some crazy shit.
Plus he just got back from Iraq, so he might be on some post traumatic stress type tip.
I’d hate to hear you had to clap ol’ boy cause he was wilin out.
Shit just isn’t worth it.
2)Fuck her.
Reasoning:
You already got all there is to get. The puss, food, and green.
3)Mail Cic some of that seafood gumbo.
Reasoning:
SHARE cousin…I think it’s fucked up I had to even ask.
O shit, I almost forgot
*shows late pass*
June 22, 2007 @ 7:35 am
June 22, 2007 @ 7:58 am
I have an "issue" and I don’t know how to post, so I don’t know if anybody’s starting a new thing for the day, can somebody tell me how?
June 22, 2007 @ 8:02 am
What up Jae?
You have to have an official login to be able to post a topic. Looks like you are signed in as a visitor.
Hit me up at bgirlfalife@yahoo.com and I will hook you up.
June 22, 2007 @ 8:07 am
juve gah mail, homes :-}
June 22, 2007 @ 8:08 am
June 22, 2007 @ 8:09 am
Didnt get it yet, but I will hit you right back when I do.
June 22, 2007 @ 8:21 am
Jae, check and see if you got the address right cause I aint get it yet…. but it might be yahoo, them fools be trippin.
Try my hotmail, ebdiggity@hotmail.com
June 22, 2007 @ 8:29 am
done and done.
June 22, 2007 @ 8:37 am
Jae: Juve gah mail, mai frehn
I gotta roll for a lil bit, yall, the baby midget is graduating Pre-K. I’ll be back in a while though, yall hold it down.
June 22, 2007 @ 9:11 am
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