I was sitting up last night….nah I take that back. I was playing 'golf' on the green last night and tried to break the type of women there are. And besides, my lil cousin just lost his virginity last night. So now he's been corrupted and he's gonna want to fuck different broads all the time. So I wrote him a 'pamplet' describing the advantages and disadvantages of these 10 different types of women.
Help me out with some more types and advantages/disadvantages of fucking with these women.
10 WOMEN WE ALL KNOW (And don't act like you don't)
1. GOLD DIGGER
Advantages
A. Always fine as hell
B. Will give up the booty when you're spending cash
C. Get on her good side and she'll use other dudes money to buy stuff for you
Disadvantages
A. Will ONLY give up the booty when you're spending cash
B. Has a million male friends in the "league"
C. Will dump your ass for the nigga in the 07 S550
2. CHICKENHEAD aka DIRTY-FOOT aka HOODRAT
Advantages
A. Down for "what-ever" (will let you get her on tape)
B. Booty-call material
C. Has your back in most situations and will bust-a-cap if needed
Disadvantages
A. Will bust a cap in YO ass, if need be
B. Ghetto as hell
C. Comes with MAD drama
3. MS "MY CLOCK IS TICKING"
Advantages
A. Will give up the booty as long as you seem ready for a relationship
B. Will go above and beyond the duty to please you (sex, food, money)
Disadvantages
A. Wants to be married yesterday
B. Wants to be a mother yesterday
C. Her whole family has pegged you as the one
4. THE VIRGIN
Advantages
A. NOBODY has ever tapped that ass
B. Now shes all yours
Disadvantages
A. You gotta teach her damn near everything
B. Insecure about the 300+ women you were with before her..
C. Gonna be really tight the first few times
D. Will never let you live it down if you try to leave after being the first
5. SPOILED BITCH
Advantages
A. Got a lot of shit already, cause she spoiled
B. Might not ask you for too much because daddy pays all her bills
C. Takes you out to eat, to the mall, and on trips
Disadvantages
A. Expects to get her way all the time (She's a Spoiled Bitch!)
B. Thinks that the Sun doesn't rise until she wakes up
C. Very insecure and unpredictable
D. Big ass crybaby
6. EX-GIRLFRIEND
Advantages
A. You can always hit it if you throw her a few lines that make it seem you two may be getting back together
B. Looks fine as hell when you want her
C. Somebody else's Girlfriend problem.
Disadvantages
A. Gets fat after you get her back
B. Insecure of other women
C. Your Girlfriend problem again
7. YOUR BABY MOMMA
Advantages
A. See advantages for ex-girlfriend
Disadvantages
A. See disadvantages for ex-girlfriend
B. She`s hitting you up for child support
8. SOMEONE ELSE`S BABY MOMMA
Advantages
A. Will give up the booty as long as you seem like a prospect to the job
B. Will do almost anything to get some help with her kid(s)
C. Already got enough drama going on. Nothing left for you but late booty calls and great sex when the kids sleep
Disadvantages
A. Her babies and their daddies
B. Might get pregnant for you too, thinking that you might stay if she
has your child
C. Her Baby Daddy better not catch you over there
9. MS. "FRIEND"
Advantages
A. Understands you
B. Easy to talk to
C. Gives you the inside track on what the hell women be thinking sometimes..
Disadvantages
A. Acts like she might give you the ass, but never does
B. Uses your advice to get the dude she really wants
C. Quits talking to you when her new boyfriend feels threatened
10. MS. "COOL AS HELL"
Advantages
A. Loves sports and video games
B. Loves hardcore rap music
C. Drinks and smokes blunts
D. Would do anything for you
Disadvantages
A. Likes women more than she likes men..
B. Could probably beat your ass
C. Isn't gonna give you any booty, but will call you a fag if you don't try
IN ORDER TO DEAL WITH ANY OF THE ABOVE WOMEN YOU WILL NEED ONE OF THESE……………..
11. MS. "LUV YOUR DIRTY DRAWS" (shout out to the homie J. Rush for this one…he lurks on this site from time to time.)
Advantages
A. Knows you have a girlfriend
B. Still gives you the booty
C. Requires little to no attention
D. Will always be there for you no matter what
E. Is secretly in love with you, but knows if she asks you for a relationship, the answer is NO!
June 20, 2007 @ 11:47 am
IN the words of the Announcer from Street Fighter…."PERFECT"
June 20, 2007 @ 11:49 am
[IMG]http://www.fukung.net/image...[/IMG]
June 20, 2007 @ 11:54 am
And the sad part is that I love them all !!!!
June 20, 2007 @ 11:55 am
*SMH*
Im mad you really broke this down.
June 20, 2007 @ 11:56 am
System overload… system overload…
To many white people on the screen…. too many white people on the screen….
abort
abort
abort
abort
June 20, 2007 @ 11:57 am
June 20, 2007 @ 11:58 am
What yall women need to do is take one advantage from each example and integrate.
All we have to do is fuck strait….
June 20, 2007 @ 11:58 am
I’m all for #11.
June 20, 2007 @ 12:00 pm
Dig is a #9.
Now Playing: Jokes nigga
June 20, 2007 @ 12:01 pm
The problem with all these women is that they dont know where they fit in… If they knew there role they all would be in better places with men.
June 20, 2007 @ 12:01 pm
A. Acts like she might give you the ass, but never does
B. Uses your advice to get the dude she really wants
C. Quits talking to you when her new boyfriend feels threatened
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
June 20, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
Chevy, that is so funny cause as I was pasting that shit, I said, watch this nigga say thats me LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
I’ve had a no 11 for about 7 years now. But I would jump in front of a bullet for her though…
We’ve already agreed for me to get her prego if she doesnt have kids by the time she is 30. That would be 2 years from now. The crazy thing is that I would really do it… dead serious.
June 20, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
I never had a number 10… and I dont even want a number 4. But 10 might be the good shit though
June 20, 2007 @ 12:13 pm
Yall niggas hold it down, Im bout to go smoke off these hormones LOL…..
June 20, 2007 @ 12:13 pm
:smhfrown:
Too damn funny.
Dig IS #9.
:explode:
June 20, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
Can I add this one to your list Chevy ??
The "divorced chick"..
advantages
… When her ex husband has the kids, you have full run of the house
… Booty call hours are from 1130pm to 6am every fucking day… hours extended on the weekends
… Has been married so long that she forgot how freaky she was, until she met you.
I haven’t experienced any notable disadvantages with the recently divorced chick.
June 20, 2007 @ 12:30 pm
I’m curious what a female list would look like
anyone?
June 20, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
aahhhh…
That Cole,Kim,Missy joint is crazy !!!!
June 20, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
Women are not good at assessing things like that Banga….
Thats why they are always in relationship withdrawal no matter how many cocks they suck or fists that hit em….
They’ll fuck with a dude that treat em like shit and then end up with his twin in a couple of months…
Let me put on my titanium cape for all the heat that is about to come my way.
June 20, 2007 @ 12:39 pm
June 20, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
Im just curious to see what they gotta say
June 20, 2007 @ 12:47 pm
Ihadno
You on it today…
June 20, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
They prolly ain’t gon say nothing other than he should look like T.I ot T.O. and have sexy lips… and have a job… and have no kids… and have abig dick…. and have a dental plan…. and he must drive….. and he must love his momma….. must know how to change an oil filter and have an Ipod with at least 1137 songs on it…….
All that and they end up with the 4 timing 5 baby mother having ex con drug dealer that beat on his ex and has chlymidia….
June 20, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
Chicks kill me !!!
June 20, 2007 @ 12:53 pm
‘All that and they end up with the 4 timing 5 baby mother having ex con drug dealer that beat on his ex and has chlymidia….’
June 20, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
ihadnochoice, you know what…. LOL
Just for that, Ima put one together tonight LOL (ladies, I will be hitting you up for your weigh in later)
June 20, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
All that and they end up with the 4 timing 5 baby mother having ex con drug dealer that beat on his ex and has chlymidia….
Dude I just never understood that still dont to this day. But women will give good niggas TOTAL HELL and let bullshit niggas off the hook all the time. The shit is amazing.
June 20, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
‘Just for that, Ima put one together tonight’
Okay #9.
That’s your new knickname too.
#9.
June 20, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
#9.
I have to admit it…the shit is funny
June 20, 2007 @ 1:00 pm
CJP: I hate to say it, but thats the damn truth *smh*
Willy, gotdamn, why I gotta sound like a fucken extra value meal?
Thats aight though, I dont mind being #9…. although I think Chevy left out a type or two…
June 20, 2007 @ 1:02 pm
i personally think that for SOME women they dont know what a good man is or what to expect so they have no prob settling for mess because thats what they used to.
AND just because u are a good man….doesnt mean u are a good man for me…i got that one for dig and will have tshirts made up by the week to support that belief.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
And why the hell am I still walkin around singing ‘Love Bizarre’
Fucken Willy.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
‘AND just because u are a good man….doesnt mean u are a good man for me…i got that one for dig and will have tshirts made up by the week to support that belief. ‘
June 20, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
Cec:
While you makin t-shirts, dont forget "I may not be Mrs. Right, but I’ll fuck you til she gets here"
LMAOOOOOOO!
June 20, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
gotta add
Buggage Girl
1. Normally smart and very sophisticated
2. Very Focused and either has her sht together or is trying to get her sht together
3. Really good friend/ Associated
1. Typically thinks she’s smarter and has a beef wit all men. Bitter as fk But will never admit that sht! She jus threw it ngz these days!
2. Overanalyses sht and is really uptight
3. Waiting for her night in shining armor. And will put you through the ringer to see if your like everyone else
4. will fk up a perfectly good day on some bullsht
3.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:06 pm
dig wrote:
CJP: I hate to say it, but thats the damn truth *smh*
Like dig for real…its some GOOD dudes out here. An women just totally overlook em or they have some bullshit ass standards that will only get them hurt in the long run…. My homie is the perfect example dude got a great job no kids and single… but He KNOWS he’s a catch so he treats women like shit. An most of them are the same women that come out of thier mouth with "I dont want a man that dont make this much" or "that doesnt have this car"… Everytime he runs thru one of those chicks…I laugh my ass off.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:07 pm
dig wrote:
Cec:
While you makin t-shirts, dont forget "I may not be Mrs. Right, but I’ll fuck you til she gets here
Well stated dig, im on that LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
Banga
Those are my favorite right there I love talking to them type chicks…The shit be sooo stupid. Its like they got every dude rolled up into this one guy that screwed them over…. I LOVE IT. My whole goal of talking to those types is making their face crack…
June 20, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
CJP: Yeah and thats only the tip of the iceberg. I have seen women fuck up some real good shit and then let some duck ass nigga come around and get their nose wide open. Now thats not to say a chick cant make a mistake, but for a woman to just be ’serial stupid’ is a complete buzz blower. *smh*
June 20, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
That Hoodrat description is just funny as fuck. I cant stop laughing at that.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
Women just get caught up in emotions and it clouds their judgement. There was a 25 year old pregnant woman out here who ran up the wrong side of the street and killed her 48 year old babys father because she suspected him of cheating… the crazy thing is that she lived with her 53 year old boyfriend at the same time….
When I meet women, I am strait up an honest with em. I have no kids, I am single and I am not looking for a relationship…. 2 weeks later this bitch is trying to move the fuck in. Where was you at last night ?? hold up hold up hold up….. I am not your last man, in fact, I am not your man at all. If you think I am always lying than why deal with me ? Why do you want that headache ???
June 20, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
‘And why the hell am I still walkin around singing ‘Love Bizarre’
It’s my swag.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
ihadnochoice wrote:
Women just get caught up in emotions and it clouds their judgement. There was a 25 year old pregnant woman out here who ran up the wrong side of the street and killed her 48 year old babys father because she suspected him of cheating… the crazy thing is that she lived with her 53 year old boyfriend at the same time….
When I meet women, I am strait up an honest with em. I have no kids, I am single and I am not looking for a relationship…. 2 weeks later this bitch is trying to move the fuck in. Where was you at last night ?? hold up hold up hold up….. I am not your last man, in fact, I am not your man at all. If you think I am always lying than why deal with me ? Why do you want that headache ???
Again, im speaking from a walk im walking right now, i think it goes back to giving urself a chance to heal and move on from the last person and understanding everyone aint the same…period and if u cant let go of past hurts u have no business trying to jump in anything, not a relationship where yall dating, fucking, hula hooping …nothing until u can process and let that shit go.
And most women/men can get in a relationship, lets say fuck buddy and believe they can change ur mind with one good swerve of the pussy/dick. that is usually why after 4 or 5 times of chilling the agenda starts changing on 1 person part and people feelings get hurt and then all of a cudden men are dawgs cause he clearly told me we aint getting no deeper and he was playin LOL and now im mad.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:29 pm
There was a 25 year old pregnant woman out here who ran up the wrong side of the street and killed her 48 year old babys father because she suspected him of cheating… the crazy thing is that she lived with her 53 year old boyfriend at the same time….
Dude the reason why that happen cause some chicks got some dumb ass double standards… I was fuckin with one chick it wasnt a relationship or nothing so we both knew that the other was seeing other people… Now I told her that I date white women as well and she got all into a hizzy about the shit tellin me I dont love my sisters and shit. Then told me she bet not see me with one. But she said she would go out with a white dude. Now when I asked her about the shit…she tells me "its cool cause you dont have a problem with me dating white men but since I have a problem with you dating white women you shouldnt do it" :blink:
If that wasnt the last time I talk to her dumb ass.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:31 pm
@CJP
Yea i woulda stopped talking to her perios, she aint right in the head cause that didnt make no sense. That made my head hurt, i can only imgaine how u felt sitting there listening to that mess.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:31 pm
June 20, 2007 @ 1:32 pm
Oh lawd…
Spice Girls are reuniting.
Simone Fuller has banned any of them from gettin knocked up in the meantime.
Luck for Scary, Eddie already took care of that.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
:laughevil:
June 20, 2007 @ 1:35 pm
I just hate an insecure broad… I can’t tolerate it.
I ain’t Dr. Phil, I’m just here to fill you up….
June 20, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
Yall Niggas tripping!!!
Chevy:
I got mad luv for you! You are ridiculous!
I am trying to figure out who I was before I became WIFEY…
Gimme a sec
June 20, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
Spice girls are corny as hell. If it wasn’t for Scary, I wouldn’t give a fuck.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
LOL
Insecurity shouldnt be filled by no one but urself and the lord. if man can make u secure..ur in deep dogshit trouble
June 20, 2007 @ 1:38 pm
That made my head hurt, i can only imgaine how u felt sitting there listening to that mess.
Man she was on that other shit… Thus the reason why i dont fuck with women who have nicknames like Peaches an Chocolate…
June 20, 2007 @ 1:39 pm
@KSH….
Most women are guilty of being 4 or 5 of these at any given time all in pursuit of becoming "Wifey"… so you won the game and tell em what she wins Bob…
KSH.. you win a lifetime with the same person forever and ever… amen….
June 20, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
Numbers #5 and #8 are the ones I usually catch.
A spoiled bitch can come in real handy, you bullshittin.
I got a spoiled bitch on my JV squad right now that wants to take me outta town for my birthday. Think I won’t use up Phillip Banks money? :laughevil:
June 20, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
@CJP
LMAOOO
Im mad her name was was named off a fruit i luv and the dipping sauce i put them in
June 20, 2007 @ 1:41 pm
June 20, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
@sec….
Once yall women realize that we will tell yall anything to get in the pants… insecurity will not exist….
You really thought he was thinking about you all day ???
You just popped in his head because the first 3 chicks were busy.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
‘Thus the reason why i dont fuck with women who have nicknames like Peaches an Chocolate…’
TRUSS!
June 20, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
ihadnochoice:
:oops:
I forgot about the "recently divorced" chick.
I swear to God, Buddah, and Allah, I had a divorced chick when I was a junior in high school.
Ole girl was like 28. This broad put it on me.
I only fucked her three times, but god damn. :smilebig:
June 20, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
‘You really thought he was thinking about you all day ???’
June 20, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
well damn willy, u gon have me just slapping niggas that say they been thinking about me.
*slap* u been thinking bout me huh, no u aint Willy said u aint LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 1:54 pm
Now see…
don’t blame MAN for shit.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:54 pm
Chevy…
I got a divorced chick right now that is starting to explore her "lesbian qualities". I took her to a strip club a few weeks ago ( she has never been to a strip club before :blink: :blink
and got messy from the lap dances… had to take her panties off because they were ruined…lol. She is 37 now and was 21 when she got married. When I met her I thought she was like 25…lol. 
Last weekend she sent me a video text of her masturbating at 3am in the morning asking me to bring a girl home for her
But my back was fucked up so I couldn’t accept her invite :tearssad:
Thats the type of shit she does… I am trying to find a way to only date divorced women.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
:scared:
June 20, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
Last weekend she sent me a video text of her masturbating at 3am in the morning asking me to bring a girl home for her
:tearssad: :tearssad:
That was beautiful….
June 20, 2007 @ 1:57 pm
Chevy,
This muthafucka sitting next me is the funniest white dude on the planet. Do you know he just called me a nerd? LOL! Im almost turned on
June 20, 2007 @ 1:57 pm
‘But my back was fucked up so I couldn’t accept her invite’
I’ma need you to MAN UP next time.M’kay.
She coulda laid you up on the dining room table.
June 20, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
‘Im almost turned on’
#9
Stop playin.
When are you NOT turned on?
June 20, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
LOL
Now i have a question for the fellas?
Y can yall not take NO for what it is.
EX: The cafeteria guy here…every damn morning for 2 mths, he has tried to talk to me. At first it was ok cause i was getting hooked up with eggs or extra cheese with my breakfast sandwich, but thats neither here nor there..i digress.
Every GOTDERN day he is asking me to go out with him or could he get my number cause he got alot of knowledge to share..blah blah… i have been nice and said no, i have been snotty and said no, i have been a true bitch and said no….yet he cant stop.
y cant he just see no is no. y do men pursue someone that dont want them?
June 20, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
‘Y can yall not take NO for what it is.’
1.) You’re just TOO sexy.
2.) He has problems.
You pick.
June 20, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
Willy, shut up LMAO!
For real though, he lucky he short cause he fresh to def LOL.
June 20, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
willyjsimmons wrote:
‘Y can yall not take NO for what it is.’
1.) You’re just TOO sexy.
2.) He has problems.
You pick.
I choose #1 …thx willy i knew ud have the answer
June 20, 2007 @ 2:01 pm
June 20, 2007 @ 2:01 pm
Y can yall not take NO for what it is
I take no fine… As long as its done with respect an not an attitude…
June 20, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
well im glad one man do cause i could throw a flaming dart at him with the word no on it and he still would be like, im saying
June 20, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
@Willy…
I shoulda manned up.. i know i know i know… my homeboy even offered to give me a ride over there so he can video tape the shit…lol. But my back is crazy right now… my whole upper body is shifted to one side. Where are the fat bitches when you need em… they give the best massges and can "George Jefferson" your back like no other…
But as soon as my back get better we gon pick up some chicks in the village
June 20, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
ihadno:
That is not a bad thing! Besides married life is all I thought it would be and being the major Work In Progress that I am…it’s a cool deal!
I have been Ms Friend & Spoiled Bitch, I have some characteristics of Ms Cool As Hell but that is limited.
I am football, baseball fool. I can play the hell outta spades and dominoes. But I don’t like girls.
June 20, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
While you makin t-shirts, dont forget "I may not be Mrs. Right, but I’ll fuck you til she gets here"
LMAOOOOOOO!
20/06 13:04:23
Woooooooord!
O-Kay!
June 20, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
cec:
Mean like a nice, snotty, bitch for real! Please don’t pretend to be a lesbian b.c for some odd reason men love that shit
June 20, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
Woooooooord!
O-Kay!
*********
LMAO!
June 20, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
dig:
Tell him that you’re Lucious Lefthand #9. And see what he does.
cec:
Why you frontin on buddy? Cause he the local egg scrambler? He might be cool. Take his number. Call him from a homegirl’s cell phone. At least see what the nigga talking bout. He might come in useful one day.:thumbup:
June 20, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
I knew you would like that one, Banga LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Chevy, its more how he said it LOL. I choked on my water
June 20, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Cec…
I would just ignore and give you the burnt pices of bacon in the morning because that would pique your interest. I wouldnt even say high to you. I would also act like I am reading the 48 laws of power while serving you… that way you think I am a struggling intellectual who plans to take over the world…
Now compare that to the overzealous cafetria worker….
Heres the saying…
Treat em like a lady and they run…
Feed em rice and gravy and they come…
:smilebig:
June 20, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Dude got the flyest shoe game on the planet too …. gotdamn shame LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
@KSH…
I don’t think its a bad thing. You have what most of these women want…
I was just saying that you probably have been more than one of those on the list but you made it to the finish line….
June 20, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
@ KSH
Oh no we wont get that far. ill slap him with the hot spatula if he even thought for a second….id like to chill between the lips
@Chevy
it aint cause what he do, shit he can cook that mean i dont …i just aint interested…period. he aint even a lil attractive and his teeth fucked up and im sorry but if i can swing from ur teeth like monkey bars…im done
June 20, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
I ain’t gonna act like I got women figured out cause I don’t
but some of yall got some serious fkin issues
and the ones that don’t are either taken or too hard to find maybe cause yall stay in the house to much I don’t know
so my advice to my people male or female is read the signs
cause every person i’ve delt wit that wasted my fkin time and energy
Had I been payin closer attention it could have been avoided
And the nga that goes through hell is the story of my life
that’s why in a lot of ways I feel hdz who got bird on the side
but depends on the woman
June 20, 2007 @ 2:13 pm
‘I was just saying that you probably have been more than one of those on the list but you made it to the finish line…. ‘
Not for nothin, homie, but marriage aint necessarily the finish line. Contrary to popular belief, not all women want that. I know I didnt grow up daydreamin bout my wedding day and shit like most girls did. Quite frankly, I aint care nothing bout no damn wedding til I was bout to have one LOL.
June 20, 2007 @ 2:15 pm
and i cared about it and got married and now im getting divorced cause i married a sorry bag of shit…so even though i would do it again…it would take awhile and the nigga is gon have to show me suntin.
I dont knock marriage, i luv it, but im starting to think no one fights for shit or respects vows so whats the huff
June 20, 2007 @ 2:15 pm
‘Last weekend she sent me a video text of her masturbating at 3am in the morning asking me to bring a girl home for her
But my back was fucked up so I couldn’t accept her invite’
[IMG]http://www.coonery.com/misc...[/IMG]
I’m very disappointed in you right now. Do you know I will slap a bitch RIGHT NOW for some shit like that to pop off 3 in the morning for me. 35+ year old pussy ASKING me to bring ANY other chick AND she sent YOU a picture of her mastrubating.:wow:
Fuck ya back nigga.
June 20, 2007 @ 2:15 pm
LMAO!
20/06 14:06:04
Im sayin dig
chicks like you need an emergency hotline
it should be 1-800-DIMESONSTANDBY
A website called http://www.msrightforrightn...
June 20, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
Banga: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
June 20, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
But Im a #9 so I could say it as much as I want and still not give it up, right? LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 2:20 pm
ihadno:
I hear you! I think that ‘forever’ got me…lol How about we say I am with the same person til I can’t stand the nigga no mo…lol Yeah that sounds a lil better than ‘forever’ :smilebig: :smilebig:
June 20, 2007 @ 2:21 pm
Banga: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
20/06 14:16:59
Yall slogan should be
See ya when I see ya
or Its been real, 2 fingers
June 20, 2007 @ 2:21 pm
cec:
So you’re recently divorced huh?
June 20, 2007 @ 2:22 pm
Banga: "Penciling niggas in since 1993"
June 20, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
Chevy wrote:
cec:
So you’re recently divorced huh?
Not as of yet, but i will be by the end of the year. The Process aint cheap and im footing the bill ….but its damn sure pending
June 20, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
dig wrote:
Banga: "Penciling niggas in since 1993"
20/06 14:22:59
How bout
We both know why we’re here
so why are we talkin
with a disclaimer, No public appearances, ever!
June 20, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
‘Where are the fat bitches when you need em… they give the best massges and can "George Jefferson" your back like no other…’
Lucious Lefthand #9
Lunch for me!
I’ll holla!
June 20, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
Banga: "We Both Seen This Movie: Just Get Naked" LMAO
June 20, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
‘Not as of yet, but i will be by the end of the year.’
Checkin day planner.
June 20, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
Not as of yet, but i will be by the end of the year. The Process aint cheap and im footing the bill ….but its damn sure pending
20/06 14:25:09
Well I formally welcome you back to the
Fuck Market
Would you like to diversify your bonds
June 20, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
willyjsimmons wrote:
‘Not as of yet, but i will be by the end of the year.’
Checkin day planner
LOL….see
June 20, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
TROJAN MAN wrote:
Not as of yet, but i will be by the end of the year. The Process aint cheap and im footing the bill ….but its damn sure pending
20/06 14:25:09
Well I formally welcome you back to the
Fuck Market
Would you like to diversify your bonds
LMAO ….is def a shock to be in fuck market but ill manage …no thx bout the bonds LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
CEC
you better pencil that nga in
Willy show her how rebuild her portfolio
June 20, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
cec:
When you finalize the divorce, get at me.:chacha:
June 20, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
Aw shit what we on now…
June 20, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
no thx bout the bonds LOL
20/06 14:29:28
Hey Im not tryin to twist your leg
Im offering the opportunity to twist one of mine :chacha:
June 20, 2007 @ 2:32 pm
TROJAN MAN wrote:
CEC
you better pencil that nga in
Willy show her how rebuild her portfolio
I dont know, i aint trying to be turned out and hiding in the corner of some room shaking….LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
CJP: The beauty of dealing with divorced women and the scheming of Cec
And the "Ms Right for Right Now" Club slogans LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
ok, i stopped reading after the tsirt comments- cec, i’ma need you to have mine ready as well. thanks
June 20, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
I dont know, i aint trying to be turned out and hiding in the corner of some room shaking….LOL
20/06 14:32:16
Thats odd cause every woman I ever delt loved the shaking part
June 20, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
June 20, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
TROJAN MAN wrote:
I dont know, i aint trying to be turned out and hiding in the corner of some room shaking….LOL
20/06 14:32:16
Thats odd cause every woman I ever delt loved the shaking part
LMAO …I just wanna let u know u nasty….but really? Luvd it huh!
June 20, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
Chev…
I know… I showed my homeboys the video as soon as she sent it and they were like they could stand in for me..lol. But I was high on green and vicotin and I couldn’t make the drive to Brooklyn.
Sorry to the Man Council…
I will accept my demerits with dignity …
June 20, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
Persia wrote:
ok, i stopped reading after the tsirt comments- cec, i’ma need you to have mine ready as well. thanks
Ur automatically getting one girl ..dont worry
June 20, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
dig wrote:
CJP: The beauty of dealing with divorced women and the scheming of Cec
And the "Ms Right for Right Now" Club slogans LOL
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Ok the regular shit….
June 20, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
Basically LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
Oh spare me the whole "never wanted to get married" script…lol.
That shit is embedded in yall DNA… its part of yalls immunizations… and even if yall wasn’t raised around it, the second you fall in love with a nigga, "FOREVER" is embedded at the base of your skull…
June 20, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
Hey dig
I love yall Orgasms that sht is a fkin site
eyes roll up tears come out
the entire room starts shakin
yall hit that Mariah Carey note
maaaaaaaannnn
like the Nba
its faaaaaaantastic
June 20, 2007 @ 2:41 pm
Fuck finalization… its over… you might as well start your transition now.
You can hit Chev Mon -Friday…
I only work weekends ..
June 20, 2007 @ 2:42 pm
A lotta men think that, but that dont make it true.
June 20, 2007 @ 2:42 pm
Sorry to the Man Council…
I will accept my demerits with dignity …
Nah my nigga if she told you once she’ll tell you again… I like that lady an I dont even know her
June 20, 2007 @ 2:42 pm
Banga: Lol @ Mariah Carey
June 20, 2007 @ 2:42 pm
u nasty….but really? Luvd it huh!
20/06 14:37:48
In the words of every girl on this blog
u must not know bout me
u must not know bout me
June 20, 2007 @ 2:45 pm
ihadnochoice:
As the representative of Georgia, I don’t think you should be demoted. No demerits issued.
*EDIT*
‘Fuck finalization… its over… you might as well start your transition now.
You can hit Chev Mon -Friday…
I only work weekends ..’
And for this statement alone, any demerit would have been rendered null and void.
June 20, 2007 @ 2:45 pm
LMAO
Im new man, im 3 days into this thing …u gotta bare with me
June 20, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
Cec - Dont even do it to yourself, they aint gon have NO mercy on you, as you can see LOL.
Strap up, homie
June 20, 2007 @ 2:47 pm
Cec: You know all that stuff you say to me that causes me to make the Scooby Doo noise? Those are all the things you can say out loud to these niggas LOL.
June 20, 2007 @ 2:47 pm
Scooby Doo noise
Oh you make those…mmmmm
June 20, 2007 @ 2:48 pm
June 20, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
@Dig…
Don’t derail her now….
you need to start making us do those scooby doo noises and stop talking shit…
She’s just filling a void…
Now Cec…
do you have a video camera on your phone and does it work after midnight ???
June 20, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
I told you, Im the sound effects lady.
Im workin on the elevator ‘ding’ sound LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
im 3 days into this thing …u gotta bare with me
20/06 14:45:20
OOOOH I’ll bare with you alright!
here’s a pillow bare down as hard as you can
and I take care of everything else
oops
oops oops oops
I keed I keed I Keed
June 20, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
@ Dig
LOL ok
June 20, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
dig wrote:
Cec: You know all that stuff you say to me that causes me to make the Scooby Doo noise?
URM!
Reaally
June 20, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
June 20, 2007 @ 2:51 pm
I’m just sitting here listening to Aaliyahs… i mean Ciara song "like a boy" and I never paid attention to the lyrics until now…
Its really fucked up being a chick huh ???
How do yall deal with that bullshit ??…lol.
June 20, 2007 @ 2:51 pm
ihadnochoice: get out our business
June 20, 2007 @ 2:54 pm
Urm
whats funny is me any dogs do that on the reg but you gotta hear it in person
June 20, 2007 @ 2:58 pm
ihadnochoice wrote:
Oh spare me the whole "never wanted to get married" script…lol.
That shit is embedded in yall DNA… its part of yalls immunizations… and even if yall wasn’t raised around it, the second you fall in love with a nigga, "FOREVER" is embedded at the base of your skull…
20/06 14:39:51
I have ALWAYS wanted to get married - but this is a one time shot - if this one ain’t the FOREVER - I am good. But love being married but all the people I know divorced - forever is extinct…
June 20, 2007 @ 2:58 pm
Nah son….
For real… how do you deal ?
Yall shoulda been fucking white men a long time ago….
we ain’t shit….
June 20, 2007 @ 2:59 pm
forever is extinct…
I dont know maybe Im just an ole romantic but you can have forever.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:00 pm
And to me getting married thinking it will be FOEVER is how a lot of peeps get messed - you can’t say forever - what if this nigga turn into an heroin addict or a sexaholic or a asshole or a woman beater - that is why I never say FOREVER - there is no fooling me!
June 20, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
i believe in forever and happily ever after, im def a hopeless romantic and i believe itll happen again for me but again, the process is going to be longer and very hard to get through cause im NEVER doing this divorce mess again. i could be buying some cute ass sandals with the money im paying for this
June 20, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
cjp:
It is RARE to find couples that lasted forever. I know old couples that have been married 40 or 50 years - that is EXTINCT - nowadays people go into a marriage looking for shit to get divorced. I am not like that but know that people can change and that my change or your change may not be the best for the relationship. Shit happens.
But I stopped believing in Fairy Tales a long time ago! If I get forever that is WONDERFUL but if I don’t - I’ll move on.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:03 pm
I don’t need to go thru it. I never had a healthy marriage around me growing up so I never even got to look up to marriage in that view. All I hear about is the nasty divorces and the lack of sex and I can’t deal with that. You gotta give me pussy at least 9 times a week (one a day on the wekedays and double up on the weekends) and that is at the very least. Cooking and cleaning ain’t serious because I can cook and clean my own fucking draws. But then Igoota run with the goonies and she won’t accept that.
I gotta go on road trips and she ain’t gon accept that.
So why bother. Just fuck me until you can’t stand me anymore and move on.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:04 pm
I believe in forever cause I have seen it done - I just cant say I believe it for me. Im with them though, Im a hopeless romantic. If you can have it, go at it hard. Aint nothing like that good shit.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:05 pm
But ladies to get forever…you gotta like women…
June 20, 2007 @ 3:06 pm
June 20, 2007 @ 3:07 pm
Damn, CJP, we gotta LIKE em? Cant we just be willing to test drive one? We gotta actually like em? LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 3:07 pm
KSH wrote:
And to me getting married thinking it will be FOEVER is how a lot of peeps get messed - you can’t say forever - what if this nigga turn into an heroin addict or a sexaholic or a asshole or a woman beater - that is why I never say FOREVER - there is no fooling me!
20/06 15:00:04
————-
There goes through sickness,pain for better or for worse…lol
Why get married then ???
Why do it if it ain’t gon be forever ? Isn’t that the point ? If that ain’t the point then why do it ?
I just don’t get it….
Why do we have to get the law involved in our shit. Its bad enough they know everything about us now they gotta co-sign our union and oversee our breakup ?
I understand that marriage may mean different things to different people but the fact that you can only eat one puss just doesn’t sit well with me.
It was fucking Eve who bit that apple… why do we have to suffer lord….
WHY WHY WHY ????
June 20, 2007 @ 3:10 pm
Hopeless Romantic don’t even fit together - that is why I NEVER use that term.
I use to think whut da hell day mean - anything ‘hopeless’ don’t sound good to me:
Hopeless:
. providing no hope; beyond optimism or hope; desperate: a hopeless case of cancer.
2. without hope; despairing: hopeless grief.
3. impossible to accomplish, solve, resolve, etc.: Balancing my budget is hopeless.
4. not able to learn or act, perform, or work as desired; inadequate for the purpose: As a bridge player, you’re hopeless.
Romantic:
1. of, pertaining to, or of the nature of romance; characteristic or suggestive of the world of romance: a romantic adventure.
2. fanciful; impractical; unrealistic: romantic ideas.
3. imbued with or dominated by idealism, a desire for adventure, chivalry, etc.
4. characterized by a preoccupation with love or by the idealizing of love or one’s beloved.
5. displaying or expressing love or strong affection.
6. ardent; passionate; fervent.
7. (usually initial capital letter) of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a style of literature and art that subordinates form to content, encourages freedom of treatment, emphasizes imagination, emotion, and introspection, and often celebrates nature, the ordinary person, and freedom of the spirit (contrasted with classical).
8. of or pertaining to a musical style characteristic chiefly of the 19th century and marked by the free expression of imagination and emotion, virtuosic display, experimentation with form, and the adventurous development of orchestral and piano music and opera.
9. imaginary, fictitious, or fabulous.
When I looked the shit up at the age of 21 I was like okay I know FOR SURE I am not a hopeless romantic…lol
My mom taught me that lil diddy!
June 20, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
KSH: Come on, shorty, it aint even that deep.
I like my chick flicks dammit!
June 20, 2007 @ 3:14 pm
WHY WHY WHY ????
20/06 15:07:52
See you gonna make me get corny as hell. Being married is an experience just like being single. I got married b/c I love this nigga but I knew when we married he was not perfect - I know the world will go on. And it don’t stop b/c I get married - Evolution happens in life and relationships so you can grow and not be the same person that said "I do". I love my hubby and of course you want forever but with the divorce rate being 60% - you gotta be a realist about it. Everyone that gets married think theirs will be forever and 60% of them are divorced - Me and my hubby took the approace that I love you now; I don’t want to see you with anybody else; we have a strong bond - so let’s not go through the life alone - right now we are the perfect match - will we be FOREVER - who the fuck knows. All I know that right now is what I live for - NOT FOREVER! :tearssad: :tearssad:
June 20, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
dig wrote:
Damn, CJP, we gotta LIKE em? Cant we just be willing to test drive one? We gotta actually like em? LOL
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Yep gotta like em… I dont mean be with one every night.. but every once in a while have ole girl over the house the trifecta… Hey its Monday…let me bring my girl over.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
I swear that I will fuck 10 prostitutes raw pappy before I get married…..
That shit ain’t for me… not even close. I don’t even like saying a bitches name 3 days in a row let alone stare at you 3 days in a row. I don’t wanna sound foul but it just goes against human nature to get married. We sit here and blame the devil for shit that is in our makeup to do. I think married couple should be able to fuck outside their relationship at least once a month. Just to keep shit sane.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
FOREVER is too high of an expectation - damn can I get to 5 years, 10 years, 20 years first - dammit give me 24 hours first and let me see what it be like…
June 20, 2007 @ 3:16 pm
CJP: Good thing forever dont exist. I’d be ‘hopeless’ LOL
June 20, 2007 @ 3:17 pm
I think married couple should be able to fuck outside their relationship at least once a month. Just to keep shit sane.
20/06 15:15:25
2 words: Club Venus…lol I am working on hubby I am working…
June 20, 2007 @ 3:17 pm
‘I like my chick flicks dammit!’
You had me watch that crazy shit. It wasn’t bad though. I remember none of it, but I didn’t fall asleep. And that’s a good thing.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
If you can have it, go at it hard. Aint nothing like that good shit.
20/06 15:04:37
URM
I ain’t sayin it
but Im thinking it
June 20, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
For real I am cool with hubby until whenever…not forever - whenever!
Women need to stop watching these damn chick flicks..lol I love’em but I know that 50% of the time - shit ain’t going down like that!
June 20, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
Thats a start, Chevy, thats a start
June 20, 2007 @ 3:20 pm
Banga, slap your own hand, right now!
June 20, 2007 @ 3:20 pm
Married life can be wonderful when you catch the right soul and I for one think I have the one. But hell if he die tomorrow my "forever" is over…ain’t that a bitch…lol
June 20, 2007 @ 3:21 pm
ksh: your thoughts on marriage and relationships are surprisingly refreshing and inventive
June 20, 2007 @ 3:21 pm
dig wrote:
Banga, slap your own hand, right now!
20/06 15:20:09
ARF!
June 20, 2007 @ 3:22 pm
2 words: Club Venus…lol I am working on hubby I am working…
KSH:
Dont do it… if dude aint with it dont dont it… Once you open that box you cant close it. AN Please let me know when you go so i cant see you… I dont want Hubby to be mad at me.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:22 pm
That ain’t corny KSH… thats marriage…lol.
Like I said before, efverybody has their own r4easons for getting married and i am not knocking it. But how can I invest in a practice where 50 percent of the participants end up bailing ? It would be one thing if we can just show up to court and that would be it but goddamn, I gotta go thru bullshit money issues also.
I’ve messed with at least 4 divorced broads and all of them say the same thing to me… DON"T DO IT.
The couple of friends that I have that are married are downright miserable. I can hear their stomachs and hearts churning while we talk about all the cooch we get being single.
And all I have to hear is one of their wioves wailing in the backround while i am on the phone… or the call at 8pm on the dot asking "where are you ?? you said you would be home by 8"…lol.
I don’t need that shit. I don’t see how anybody needs that shit…
I’m good.
If my dick fell off tommorrow I would be satisfied knowing i took that shit to the top…lol.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:23 pm
dig wrote:
CJP: Good thing forever dont exist. I’d be ‘hopeless’ LOL
Hey me too…
June 20, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
June 20, 2007 @ 3:25 pm
Persia:
In the south - girl I am the Black Sheep of my family…lol
I conciously decided not to set the bar so high that I feel like I fail if this nigga ain’t happy at age 88!
When I said my vows I too serious about what I said and I did not tell a lie - I ain’t bout to get up in front of my pastor and tell a bunch of lies - how can you agree to all that type of stuff when you NEVER know what can happen. And I explained to my pastor and he was cool with it. He knew I for real about what I thought about marriage.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:26 pm
cjp:
We kid about it but he ain’t for real. He really ain’t feeling so I am chilling. We do enough shit already! Extra people will just get in the way!
June 20, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
Thats it for me homies…
I got a blunt and some vicotin waiting for me…
Lets see if I can coax some young lil something to give me some "gasunheit" since my back got me on the DL.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:28 pm
"baby I know that you are a serial killer but I promised forever"
"baby I know you are a pedophile; but forever"
"baby I know you like to cheat with women and men’ but forever"
FOREVER can kiss my black ass…lol
Give me TODAY and I am good…
June 20, 2007 @ 3:28 pm
ihadno:
I hear you on the blunt… :hombre:
June 20, 2007 @ 3:28 pm
ok, and im respecting ur opinion KSH but im confused. If u dont expect that ur union is forever (and excluding death cause thats a given with any situation with anyone at anytime) and yall came together and was like look lets just basically not be alone …and now u are saying u think its ok to step out ur vows and cheat every once in awhile….then y get married, y not just move in together, be together and do what u do when u wanna do it …u know what i mean. Im not knocking how u may feel and how u look at it but im just confused.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
We do enough shit already! Extra people will just get in the way!
KSH
Nothing says love like another woman in the mix… Hook hubby up.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
A y’all, I’m goin propose to this broad TONIGHT.
I met her last week. But she makes me feel like no other woman ever has.
I think I’m in love.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
ksh- so the rest of your family hasnt reached the point of ultimate enlightnement yet, huh?
June 20, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
"baby I know that you are a serial killer but I promised forever"
"baby I know you are a pedophile; but forever"
"baby I know you like to cheat with women and men’ but forever"
FOREVER can kiss my black ass…lol
Give me TODAY and I am good…
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Nah baby thats not within reason… thats some off the wall shit… if he trying an you are trying the forever can happen… its within reach.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:32 pm
Chevy wrote:
A y’all, I’m goin propose to this broad TONIGHT.
I met her last week. But she makes me feel like no other woman ever has.
I think I’m in love
DAMNIT DO IT CHEVY !!! LMAOOOOOO
June 20, 2007 @ 3:33 pm
ksh- so the rest of your family hasnt reached the point of ultimate enlightnement yet, huh?
you stupid.
20/06 15:31:03
*******
CJP: Um…… nevermind
June 20, 2007 @ 3:33 pm
Chevy wrote:
A y’all, I’m goin propose to this broad TONIGHT.
I met her last week. But she makes me feel like no other woman ever has.
I think I’m in love.
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No nigga… you cant get married. You are my inspiration to stay raw on the hoes….dont do it nigga.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:35 pm
cec:
1. I don’t cheat at all. If I wanted to for real I would just be like "Shit I am trying to freak something" But I have done enough freaking to last me a lifetime.
2. Me and my hubby sat down and had convo about this marriage thing b/c I let him know that - We all know that people change; when you are married the odds are against you. I love being in love and I know he does too but if I happen to fall out of love with you - should I just stay b/c I promised
forever?
I guess my point is life is too short to try and make forever - how about taking it day by day and if it happens to be forever then that’s grande. But that is not my expectation - everyday I don’t wanna kill that nigga is another day toward ‘forever’.
I don’t just wish on things and vow to things I just take it one day at a time.
It’s like being under oath - I can be sure I will tell the truth while I am on this stand but when you ask me to be 100% honest for FOREVER - well how long is that shit?…lol
June 20, 2007 @ 3:37 pm
Persia wrote:
ksh- so the rest of your family hasnt reached the point of ultimate enlightnement yet, huh?
20/06 15:31:03
I don’t know but outta of my mom’s people - she has 2 brothers and 4 sisters NO ONE is married but my mom and has been for 18 years - all the others are divorced or never been married.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:37 pm
KSH: I think the point she is making is, if you feel that way, then why get married? Why not just be together until ‘whenever’ then without all the paperwork….
June 20, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
(Cec’s point I mean)
June 20, 2007 @ 3:39 pm
Nah baby thats not within reason… thats some off the wall shit… if he trying an you are trying the forever can happen… its within reach.
20/06 15:31:56
okay well I will take it down a notch:
"baby I know I ain’t been paying the bills on time and yo credit is fucked up"
"baby I know that I cheated 3 times; but we said for better or worse or forever"
"or baby I know this is the 10th job since we been married - but forever" :smilebig: :smilebig:
June 20, 2007 @ 3:40 pm
dig wrote:
KSH: I think the point she is making is, if you feel that way, then why get married? Why not just be together until ‘whenever’ then without all the paperwork….
20/06 15:37:33
You think Ima give a nigga "whenever" and then legally ain’t got no say so? Hell NO
June 20, 2007 @ 3:42 pm
:bounce:
I finally fixed the StickyItem plugin.
Carry on.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:43 pm
KSH: By your deduction, technically, we all give everybody we wit ‘whenever’…. you cant say if, when or how a relationship gonna end. We are all constantly adding to the script as we go…..
June 20, 2007 @ 3:44 pm
You know what I mean? Cause in your reasoning marriage aint no different from no other relationship. But that to me is why marriage dont last these days. (That thought process.)
June 20, 2007 @ 3:45 pm
‘DAMNIT DO IT CHEVY !!! LMAOOOOOO’
‘No nigga… you cant get married. You are my inspiration to stay raw on the hoes….dont do it nigga.’
:thumbup: @ cjp
Why did cjp remind me of Andre 3000’s verse on International Player’s Anthem? "Don’t do it/reconsider"
:madfu: @ you if you thought I was about to marry some broad I just met.
And cec trying to encourage me. Shameful.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:45 pm
Dig:
So true. That is my point exactly.
You have to stop looking at the end and work on the path to get there.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:45 pm
okay well I will take it down a notch:
"baby I know I ain’t been paying the bills on time and yo credit is fucked up"
"baby I know that I cheated 3 times; but we said for better or worse or forever"
"or baby I know this is the 10th job since we been married - but forever"
20/06
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Sweetie that how some marriges are… and to be real with you most of those last… cause if you can get through that shit…nothing should be able to stop you… We all fall short sometimes but getting back up is whats real…
June 20, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
*staring into the camera*
30 second pause
Im just gonna go home now.
I’ll holla at yall tomorrow and dont none of yall niggas be tryna call my 800 number
June 20, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
Why did cjp remind me of Andre 3000’s verse on International Player’s Anthem? "Don’t do it/reconsider
And why is he dressed like Rowdy Piper….
June 20, 2007 @ 3:48 pm
CJP: :thumbup:
June 20, 2007 @ 3:48 pm
@cec
‘I dont know, i aint trying to be turned out and hiding in the corner of some room shaking….’
1.) Who’s been tellin my bidness!
2.) The Dark Knight, is always ‘gentle’.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:48 pm
Im out to ..have a good nite
June 20, 2007 @ 3:48 pm
I felt like in my family that women were TOOOOOOO focused on the end - which is forever…
In my Dr.Phil voice:
"How is that working for ya?"
Nobody is staying married except the one that is crazy"My Mom" - who taught me this little secret to longevity…
Work on the day to day and stop worrying about the end - she told me - "Stop acting like there will be a pot of gold at the finish line; your treasure will come on the way there"
Sooooo it’s corny but damn it’s true. I know that I want my day to day to be with my hubby; I want him on my side on the way to the end. What will the end be? I don’t know b/c I have not been there before.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:49 pm
willyjsimmons wrote:
@cec
‘I dont know, i aint trying to be turned out and hiding in the corner of some room shaking….’
1.) Who’s been tellin my bidness!
2.) The Dark Knight, is always ‘gentle’.
SURE he is LMAO u aint fooling me
June 20, 2007 @ 3:49 pm
Sweetie that how some marriges are… and to be real with you most of those last… cause if you can get through that shit…nothing should be able to stop you… We all fall short sometimes but getting back up is whats real…
20/06 15:45:49
It doesn’t have to be - it’s up to you.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:50 pm
‘A y’all, I’m goin propose to this broad TONIGHT’
Alright, who let Chevy get into my stash.
I told ya’ll that shit would make you do some crazy dumb shit.
Chevy, I think you’re lyin.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
I can’t really comment on Marriage
most of us don’t know what we’re getting ourselves into until we’re into it.
Most of us don’t understand being exclusive
don’t understand relationships
and don’t know what marriage means
I fairly well versed in the 1st 2
but Marriage I don’t know sht about
especially since I’ve only been in one real relationship
the most valuable thing I get from KSH is they sat down and hashed the sht out so they’re both on the same page
June 20, 2007 @ 3:53 pm
an all this talk about marriage is fkin up my mojo
can we switch back to sex now
pussy in specific
June 20, 2007 @ 3:53 pm
And with that being said…BRING ON THE WHITE WOMEN
June 20, 2007 @ 3:55 pm
Trojan Man:
True. WHat works for me and hubby might not work for you - but we see eye to eye and that is all that matters.
We concentrate on making it day to day rather focusing on forever.
People ask why be married?
I ask why not be married?
I am not trying to convince you to be like me - I was just stating what is currently working for me.
June 20, 2007 @ 3:55 pm
‘BRING ON THE WHITE WOMEN’
I 2nd that.
June 20, 2007 @ 4:00 pm
if you can find another half breed… you’ll have your first one if the afternoon!
June 20, 2007 @ 4:01 pm
I am not trying to convince you to be like me - I was just stating what is currently working for me.
20/06 15:55:01
I never said that
I appreciate everything you said
but as a man
we tend to fk up a few times before we finally have a clear understanding of what each stage means
and thats what I was really aluding to
thats one of the reasons why we make a chick wifey and don’t understand why we’re arguing all ot a sudden
we don’t grasp the expectations of each stage
I get some of it but I don’t know sht about marriage to be able to comment on it further
just being real