As you may or may not know the NBA Lottery was last night
And for those who haven't been payin attention My Boston Celtics have been sucking Ass for a couple years now. This year we sucked on a whole new level of Suckosity! Some say we tanked the end of the season to secure a high draft pick but I went to a few games and we really did suck! Second worst record in the NBA! And we''ve been counting down the days for the Lottery since the season ended. Im not stupid I knew nothing was guaranteed we've been here before. Trust me everytime the Lotto talk comes up we're reminded about how we got screwed and didn't get Tim Duncan. I even said to folks I'd be cool with the 3rd pick in the draft. Al Horford at number 3 is fine wit me! We've been through enough Danny Ainge is the worst GM in the NBA Next to Mchale and Isiah Thomas who is at least redeeming himself. A man who traded all star Antione Walker Twice and got nothing for him in return, the idiot who traded away Chauncey Billups, Ben Wallace and Muthafking Joe Johnson! The dunce that gave Mark Blount a 50 million dollar contract. The Asshole that bragged about signing Brian Scalabrine for 2.5 mill a yr a man that only plays 2.5 minutes per game that no one wanted and isn't good enough to be the D League. Im 5 ft 10 and I'll bang on Brian Scalabrine. Danny also brought in Wally I have no cartilge in my knees, I suck on defense and I'm overpaid Sczerbiak and got rid of Rick I do everything davis. And then Einstein extends Doc Rivers contract after the worst losing streek in Celtic History and the 2nd worst in NBA history, Fk Danny Ainge. Why Lord why must thou torment thee! Wasn't Lin Bias enough wasn't Reggie Lewis rubbin salt in the wound, wasn't Vin Baker the straw the broke the Camels back WHY WHY WHY!
Now this we got the fuckin 5th pick in the Draft. You mean to tell me not only do we not get Oden or Durant we not going to get Horford either! and the Team Dumbass Danny traded our 1st round draft pick with last yr so we can get Sebastian the last time I wasn't strapped I got robbed Telfiar whom the Celtics are about to cut gets the number 1 pick and to make matters worse the player Portland drafted with our pick was the fking rookie of the yr! Yeah good job Danny! Now all we have to look forward to is some 3pt shooting seven ftr from china who can't speak english or Joakim Noah who gonna be the next Nba Bust! Yup Im fkin heated sorry yall but this sht fking burns. And Fk David Stern yes Im bitter but I still can't grapple this concept. Don't you find it peculiar that Stern made such a big deal about teams tanking their seasons to get a high pick and all the teams with the most pig pong balls did the worst their percentages could do. The 3 worst teams finished 4 5 and 6 picks. No matter how bitter you think I am which I admit can't deny that sounds fishy.
anyway happy whip it out wednesday

May 23, 2007 @ 9:12 am
Man ever since the Muthafuckin Spurs did that shit to get Tim Duncan I dont give a damn about the NBA Lottery…. David Robinson Faked a back injury that whole damn year… Thats why to this day I hate them damn Spurs. I think that shit is Set-up
May 23, 2007 @ 9:22 am
at least someone else is just as frustrated with thier squad as i am…. do you how hard it is to be a laker fan when you think kibe is the antichrist!?
May 23, 2007 @ 9:36 am
CJP Im fking pst!
I don’t want to believe its rigged!
but the sht just seems to be too much of a coincidence!
Stern has thrown a bitch fit cause he felt teams tanked their seasons to secure a high pick. And now all the teams that were accused got the worst picks the could get based on their odds.
Memphis got 4th we got 5th and Milwaukee got 6 and now there’s an article about it on Espn Im bitter but that sht just sounds too much of a coincidence all 3 teams got hosed we all got screwed! I can’t help but feel like he had something to do with that sht! I knew something was up when they announced the draft was on a weekday instead of a weekend
May 23, 2007 @ 9:39 am
Not for nothing but Boston has 16 championships under their belt. They got ROBERT PARISH AND KEVIN MCHALE for fucking JOE BARRY CAROL so all it is is karma. I’m a Nets/Knicks fan so the Celtics can eat shit and rotate ( although Paul Pierce is one of my favorite players, he is wasting his career in that racist boring ass uniform). But I don’t know what "braintype" Ainge has for last years Telfair/Roy trade. I don’t think anybody thought that was a good one but it came out even worse than we all could have imagined.
The Celtics used to post bombsquad rosters when they were dominant. How you gone have Dennis Johnson on the same fucking team as Bird Parish and Mchhale and still be able to pull Walton and dudes like Ainge off the bench ? Its about time they had some fucking bad luck.
But damn did Portland get paid !!!!
May 23, 2007 @ 9:45 am
I don’t believe its rigged. The NBA would actually serve better to have Oden in Boston than Portland. The NBA is dying for teams like NY,Boston and LA to get back to contention. Take a look at the current playoff teams.
The problem is that NY and Boston have inferior front offices that have made horrible decisions and it keeps on coming back to haunt them. Look at all the dumb shit Isiah and Ainge did … you can’t blame Stern for these teams stupidity.
Look at all the moveds Portland did in the past cpuple of years. They hired a top notch coach in McMillan while Boston just rewarded their coach with a new contract after barely winning 20 games. Roy trade ? They basically paveds the fucking way for Detroit to win their last chip by trading Antoine Walker for beans and now they want a gift from God to save them ?
Name one good move that the Celtics have made in the past 5 years ???
May 23, 2007 @ 10:18 am
There’s no such thing as Karma for Winning
If they came up they justcame up
You sound bitter!
if thats the case LA wouldn’t have 3 more rings after all their historic title runs and they wouldn’t have Kobe.
But it is poor office management, Danny and Doc got to go. I admit that in heavy detail
But poor management has nothing to do with the ping pong ball
No ones expecting a gift from God
I Anticipated the 3rd pick not 1 or 2 the 3rd. You can argue Oden would be better served in Boston but if David has such great forward thinking and insite he would never have suspended both Amare Stoudamire and Boris Diaw for game 5. Because It’s clearly in the NBA best interest to see Phoenix go to the finals. And everyone agree outside of a few dicks that the rule is stupid and needs to be tweeked. Second I doubt David Stern cares which team is good cause no matter where those kids go they’re gonna sell out the arena regardless. Their impact on the league is going to be the same. I don’t wanna believe its rigged its just too much of a coincidence not to entertain the theory.
This ain’t about the Celts, all three teams accused of tankin got the worst picks they could get! not one of three or 2 of three all three got the worst the could in that exact order. Aside from any disdain for the Celts you don’t find it odd that Memphis Boston and Milwaukee all got hosed!
Do you really believe David Stern isn’t capable of doing some sht like this to make a point after that sht with Phoenix suns. Come on there’s already an article about him saying the system is fine but he gonna try to do something about teams tankin it. Dog he was trying to send a message
I honestly believe that its too much of a coincidence.
May 23, 2007 @ 11:49 am
I ain’t bitter.. I was just kidding with the whole karma thing but Boston has just had bad luck when it comes to the draft but l;ook at the gift they got by getting Paul Pierce… Al Jefferson…. They had a chance to get Roy and blew that. If they had gotten Roy last year, this wouldn’t even be an issue. Thats how things work. They snowball. You make one bad decision, or several, and you end up paying for it. I’m a Knicks fan and we haven’t had a good draft since we took Rod Strickland in 88′ and then we turn around and trade em… it took 13 years for the Knicks to get a decent pg after that.
Now Bush having an agenda to send us to war…. I can believe…
But Stern just doing shit just to doit… no go… it doesn’t make any sense. Teams tank all the time, I don’t think that’s a reason to set up the lottery. And how does Stern benefit by giving the gift to Portland and Seattle ?
If anything, Stern is losing money in Seattle and it would be best served for them to move to Oklahoma rather than give them the 2nd pick and draft Durant.
If a big market team would have benefitted from this then it would make sense.
People are beefing about the Phoenix decision but once again, how does the NBA benefit from having the Spurs in the Finals as compared to the Suns when the Suns would garuntee them better rating and more money. I just don’t think Stern would be stupid enough to do it. It doesn’t seem worth it at all…not even close.
May 23, 2007 @ 12:27 pm
That chinese dude is actually pretty skilled.(Not a center at all)
AND he speaks english.
What he’ll do on the Celtics with the rest of those forwards, I don’t know?
Carry on.
May 23, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
What Im implying isn’t that Stern made sure Portland got number one
what I’m sayin he made sure the teams that he felt tanked it didn’t get high picks. I know it sounds like Im on some conspiracy sht. But I can’t shake the coincidence for all 3 teams to finish the way they did. 4,5 and 6 its almost like he took their ping pong balls out and gave them 4,5 and 6 and left the rest of the balls fall where the may.
Does it make any sense Not Sure
cause I don’t think nor see how it matters
Both Durant and Oden are going to have all eyes on them from the second they step on the court. I don’t see how the league is losing any money. They going sell out all their games sell out all their jersey’s and the league is going to open up markets in other places.
And those teams are going to get the same amount of TV coverage if not more. People are going to tune in to see those 2 no matter what uniform or team they play on. For the league as a whole I just don’t think it matters where they go. Nor do I think David Stern cares.
If it was all about dollars and cents Stern wouldn’t have suspended Amare and Diaw for doing absolutely nothing. When has Stern ever made any sense. Seriously Now no ones watching the Conference finals. San Antonio didn’t even sell out their first game.
I bring this up to prove Stern has a huge ego IE changing the NBA basketball without consulting the players that actually use it! The bullsht NBA dress code. He suspended Ron Artest for the season to cover up the lack of security at the detroit dome cause as soon as duke threw the bottle he should have apprehended but law enforcement.
If he has a problem with something its proven overtime no matter how stupid or immature he’ll still do it!
I admit Im salty I am but I do make sense the dots can be connected
the man in question is capable of this bullsht. If you was from Memphis or Milwaukee you’d have these feelings too. Something about this stinks its too convient.
May 23, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
@Willy
I don’t want 7ft Three point shooter
I want a 7ft shot blocking Rebounder with a ill or decent post game
I’m honestly kinda annoyed with these gigantic foreign players that can shoot and score but are soft, suck on defense and can’t rebound
how are you a 7ft psy
I’ll like Yao but everytime he punks out or comes up short they say dumb sht like Tracey needs to defer to him more.
No Yao needs to grow some balls instead of allowing Memet Okur to take him out of his game.
May 23, 2007 @ 1:19 pm
‘I don’t want 7ft Three point shooter’
Rolling Stones say…
He’s more of a slasher/driver/midrange type than a spot up shooter.
Put up 13, grabbed 7 against the US team.
I have no idea what his post game is like though.
If Hibbert wouldn’t have stayed for his senior year, ya’ll coulda snagged him.
His offensive game is ahead of Oden’s anywayz.
Maybe next year?
May 23, 2007 @ 1:26 pm
fk him
he’s 7ft small forward
he’s fkin Andre Bargiani!
which is why the GM of the Raptors had to yell at Sam Mitchell to play Andre Cause Andre doesn’t defend or rebound
all these damn foriegn players wanna be the Next Dirk Nowiztki
and Dirk’s good be he’s soft too which is why he’s at home right now
May 23, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
all these damn foriegn players wanna be the Next Dirk Nowiztki
and Dirk’s good be he’s soft too which is why he’s at home right now
Aint that the damn truth….My Mave should still be playin now but his soft ass couldnt beat a damn double team…. Nigga wouldnt even shoot the damn ball. FUCK
May 23, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
Kid averaged 24.9 points, 11.5 rebounds and 1.8 blocks last season?
May 23, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
I’m was wrong, he’s more of a ‘true’ PF.
http://www.nba.com/news/dra...
If that makes you fell any better.
Ainge said ya’ll are makin the playoffs next year.:lookscared:
May 23, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
Kid averaged 24.9 points, 11.5 rebounds and 1.8 blocks last season?
23/05 13:37:10 edit delete ban
thats at least some good news
Sorry but I’d feel a lil better if he was doing that against tougher and more physical players
I fall back a lil till I see more footage cause its blocked at my job
until then
I still rather have AL HORFORD
May 23, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
That chinese dude… is more atheletic than Dirk though. I think he’ll be better than Yao too. its just something about him i Like but… He has to be tough if not its just a waste…
May 23, 2007 @ 1:50 pm
I’m a UNC stan…so I’d pick Brandan Wright.
Upside is bananas.
Silky smooth on the floor. 2x as quick as Duncan ever was. Not afraid to go to the rack with the monster dunk. Can jump out of the building. 7ft plus wingspan at 6′9".
May 23, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
I’ve seen both Brandan Wright and Al Horford and I just feel Al has more potential
Plus Florida is so loaded I think when he gets to the next level he’s gonna shock people and show he’s a franchise player too.
I actually did want Al Horford the entire time cause I didn’t expect the top 2 picks. but I know either Memphis or Atlanta is gonna snatch him up
Atlanta does need a pt but they still need a big man too. And I can see Memphis snatchin up Al
I think were probably gonna end up wit Brandan or the China man but I want Al horford
My biggest fear is Ainge is going to fk this up big time
Just watch and everyone in Boston knows it. Every person thats a Celts fan is scared shtless right now cause we have to rely on Danny not to fk this up!
May 23, 2007 @ 2:01 pm
I dont get that either some old player are just not good at picking talent. From Ainge to Isiah (Who I cant stand) they usually just fuck shit up.
May 23, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
Isiah has got to be the worst.
Fucked up Toronto, then did it even worse in NY.
Damn Eddie Curry!
Chicago stay livin off that fuckin trade.:smhfrown:
May 23, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
I quit the NBA when my team got disbanded.
Long live the 90’s.
May 23, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
Isiah
Be on that bullshit…soon as he got Steve Frances with Marbury I knew he was smoking. He’s a hater.
May 23, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
Yeah but at least Isiah assembled player with Trade Value
after Isiah fks up you can manuever some pieces and turn it around in a yr or 2
but Ainge and Mchale
when they fuck up, your stuck with that sht till the contracts are about to expire
look at my Celtics
Dumbass Danny trade Antione twice and go nothing
the first time he picked up Raef Lafrentz a 3pt shooting injury prone seven footer! with 50 mill left on his contract we were stuck with him
Remember we traded for Vin Baker anyone recall that sht.
How would you like it if your GM bragged about snatching up Brian Scalabrine before anyone else took him when you know damn well no one else wanted him. And then paid 2.5 mill a yr for him! And you see a picture of him cause you never heard of the guy and he’s some fat overwieght redheaded white guy and your GM says when he’s on the floor everyones stats go up. Yeah cause no one dumb enough to pass him the fkin ball!
Or what about giving Mark Blount 50 mill. And after the entire league and every expert says Mark blount got how much, stop lyin! And then he finally does something right and takes a chance on a disgruntled but talented player in Ricky Davis who put up monsterous number turned his negative rep around and helped us make the playoffs. And even lead the team in Assist! And you send him packin for Wally no cartlige in his knee Sczerbiak! Whom no one wanted for years! Cause he was a overpaid inconssistent, injury prone shooter. We coulda drafted JJ Redick for 1 tenth of Wally’s 10 mill a yr!
you don’t know my pain
those jerseys those old fkin jerseys!
We finally get alternates and they suck!
They traded for Telfair
LET ME REPEAT THAT DANNY AINGE TRADED FOR TELFAIR!
I swear Im not makin this sht up
he wasn’t impressed with Roy or Foye pt guard skills so he traded for Telfair
and Luckily was able to snag Rajon Rando thank god
the draft
fk his drafts why here’s Why
Al Jefferson jumped to the pro’s from High School Avging
42pt 18rebounds and 7blocks per game
I swear this is true they reported it on espn. Now if you got the 13th pick hmmmmm Who are you gonna draft!
Only reason he lasted that long cause teams felt his competition sucked so he was able to put up monsterous stats like that! Gerald Green was a lottery pick that fell to number 18 no brainer
Say what you want Danny is the fkin worst GM ever I hate him I hate him I hate him
May 23, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
oh yeah we lost 18 straight last yr
and he gave the coach a contract extention even though his contract didn’t expire this summer.
When on gods green earth has any professional coach got a contract extention during a record losing season let me repeat that A RECORD LOSING SEASON, A RECORD LOSING SEASON when his fkin contract wasn’t gonna expire!
FK AINGE!
May 23, 2007 @ 3:04 pm
Mark Blount got 50 Mil….Damn. Ok Ainge is the worst GM….
