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American Idol Finals

May 23, 2007 dig

Blake vs Jordin - fucken terrible.

 

Blake sang like 'Squidward Tentacles' (get your Sponge Bob game up) but he got points from the judges on his performance.  Personally, I think ole boy be doing way too much and somebody needs to tell him beatboxing aint been cool since long before JT even did it.  But that being said, ole boy did connect very well with the audience.  I would go so far as to say the first performance of the night almost looked like a paid performance, but he can still miss me with the robotics.

 

Jordin was very obviously nervous last night but she still blew that lil nigga out the water with the vocals.  Her performance does need a jolt though.  When singing Christina Aguilera's 'Fighter' she seemed a bit stiff.  Mighta helped had she taken the mic off the stand and thrown some 'attitude' at a nigga.  She did her thing though, and the night pretty much boiled down to 'The Performer' vs 'The Singer'.

 

My vote:  Jordin, all day.  But yall know your next door neighbors be trippin.  So what will America decide?  We'll find out tonight.  Lord help us LOL.

 

Main Street @ 6:54 am

54 comments

  1. comment by Persia :
    May 23, 2007 @ 8:34 am

    *crickets*
    damn it man, where is everyone?

  2. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 8:38 am

    Ok the Award for Making a complete fool of the entire SVU crew and getting off on Murder that you confessed to goes to…. Cris "Ludacris" Bridges.

  3. comment by Persia :
    May 23, 2007 @ 8:48 am

    that shit was CRAZY last night…. but i have a question: Capt. Craigen was putting on his dress blues and shit- is he resigning? wtf is up with that? i know they arent cancelling the show- so how they gonna get rid of the good characters? and who is the new PR dude? this is worse then when they sent the blonde DA into hiding behind the drug case…

  4. comment by Persia :
    May 23, 2007 @ 8:49 am

    completely unrelated news: 23 hours until vacation!!!

  5. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 8:57 am

    I dont think Cragen is retiring… he just gotta talk to the brass…

    An the PR dude is a guy that worked with IceT on another case a while back. That shit was a trip though. Everybody got fucked

  6. comment by Persia :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:18 am

    yeah, the guy from wings is never good news… every show he pops up on, he be on that shit

  7. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:20 am

    But Luda wrecked shop… dude was up in court questioning people like Jonny Cochran

  8. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:26 am

    What up fam?

    Yes! SVU was a gotdamn carnival last night…. That nigga Luda (his character) was out for blood - fucked up the WHOLE operation. And P, you right - every time dude from Wings shows up its some bullshit LOL

  9. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:34 am

    Darius said in the last show… "I want my day in court and Im taking all yall with me"…. I be damn if he didnt

  10. comment by Persia :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:34 am

    true- but where all the info came from- wings man got snitches and shit- ruining lives…

  11. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:36 am

    Hell yeah… and I think the lil chubby cop had something to do with it too.

  12. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:38 am

    true- but where all the info came from- wings man got snitches and shit- ruining lives…

    It came from this oter cop that was trying to get Cragen fired…. He fucked dude over an retired….

  13. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:41 am

    And I felt jipped - I think Criminal Intent was suppose to be a finale too and when I turned it on, it was the same show they showed on USA yesterday afternoon LOL. I HOPE that wasnt the finale cause they coulda did way better than that.

  14. comment by Persia :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:42 am

    dig the finale was on last- i dvr-ed it, but havnet watched yet

  15. comment by Persia :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:43 am

    cjp- he he was the snitch, but wings man commissioned his ass was what i meant… fat little fucker need to get laid or somethin

  16. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:45 am

    P - yeah I know, but I was saying they showed it on USA yesterday afternoon so it fucked up my fix. I went to watch it and I had already seen the shit not knowing LOL.

  17. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:49 am

    Dig….
    I know its early and maybe I missed it but how was your first porno ????

  18. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:52 am

    LMAOOOOO!

    Ihadno: (Props to the nigga that put me on) that shit is one of the best, if not THE best one I have seen. There was a couple scenes they coulda omitted but on first view, I couldnt even get all the way thru that bitch LOL…. "oh….oh…. well damn…. oh….ok i need a 10-minute intermission"

  19. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:53 am

    I was lookin for you Monday too…. to tell you I figured out why women dont own pornos LOL.

  20. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 9:58 am

    BTW, Willy, I got that job…. I aint talk to dude yet to see what exactly they talkin yet, but if I want it, I got it.

  21. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 23, 2007 @ 10:03 am

    Why don’t women own pornos ?

  22. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 23, 2007 @ 10:08 am

    congrats dig.

  23. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 10:10 am

    ihadno:

    Cause they be lookin at the wrong shit LOL. I watched it with my girls last weekend and all you heard was how somebody’s french manicure was tight, somebody’s weave was fucked up and ‘why she got on that belt?" LOL

    Im like can we focus on the sex people????

  24. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 10:16 am

    But I think after Saturday there will be at least 5 other women owning one cause ole boy in the flick brought hope and aspiration to the people

  25. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 23, 2007 @ 10:16 am

    Hatting on XXX ??? I guess it doens’t matter if a chick is fully dressed at the club or buttnaked on a porno .

    You should invest in the "Brazilian Orgies" .

  26. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 10:17 am

    Oh and thanks Willy

  27. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 10:17 am

    Brazillian Orgies??? Do tell….

  28. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 10:29 am

    ole boy in the flick brought hope and aspiration to the people

    Niggas….

  29. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 10:30 am

    For real though LOL…. niggas was talkin bout poolin money together to bring that nigga to town

  30. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 10:31 am

    I volunteered to go last

  31. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 10:51 am

    Damn Shame… yall need help

  32. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 11:03 am

    Help, yeah…. we’ll take some donations LOL.

  33. comment by Persia :
    May 23, 2007 @ 11:33 am

    donations- yes, yes, yes…. those would be good… fuck that, chicks shit was FUCK-ked up. why i went home and put in requests for the man…

    oh and dig- i meant the finale was on monday night.

  34. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 11:34 am

    Ummm….NO
    Yall need help…as in a Therapist.

  35. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 11:35 am

    CJP: I AM a therapist. We good.

  36. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 11:41 am

    Dig
    How you gon help them when you the one that needs the most help….

  37. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 11:45 am

    CJP: Thats cause Im carrying around all yall crazy niggas problems, LOL….. thats why I have to unleash every now and then and break out my hula hoop to keep it together LOL.

  38. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:06 pm

    Dig
    Nah thats not it….

  39. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

    Oh hush, like you know LOL. You the worst of the whole bunch.

  40. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

    Oh WillyJ If you got Strollin By Pricne (Which I know you got) Hook me up.

  41. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

    You the worst of the whole bunch.

    I know….Its hard being an Enigma

  42. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:12 pm

    @cjp

    At the crib…I’ll get it posted by tonight.

  43. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:16 pm

    Thanks….
    I knew you had it….

  44. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

    CJP; I got it, I’ll send it to you.

  45. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:23 pm

    dig wrote:
    CJP; I got it, I’ll send it to you.
    WHAT!!!! you got it… Well I be damned.

  46. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

    Yeah nigga, you know Im connected LOL.

  47. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:31 pm

    Yeah nigga, you know Im connected

    Thats just what that lady said that sold me that Louis Duffel on Canal St….

  48. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

    Shoulda hit me up for that too, I get those for the low - OFFICIAL.

  49. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:38 pm

    Just Stop….

  50. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:40 pm

    Ima stop….. but Im sooooo serious LOL.

  51. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:42 pm

    Oh shit so you can ge me another one huh… good to know

  52. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

    Awwwready…. but its gon cost you… under the table LOL.

  53. comment by cjp :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:47 pm

    Ok Im good with that… let me know whats up.

  54. comment by dig :
    May 23, 2007 @ 12:50 pm

    ok

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