SOHH Over It!

Remember the strip club fiaco in Las Vegas All-Star weekend with Tennesse Titan, Adam "Pac Man" Jones? Well it looks like Pac Man is going down for this one.

Police in Las Vegas said on Monday that they will recommend to the city's district attorney that Jones be charged with one count of felony coercion and also misdemeanor counts of battery and threat to life.

The club's co-owner, Robert Susnar, has alleged that Jones was involved in the brawl that led to the gunfire and that he believes Jones knows the shooter. Lawyers for the player deny that claim.

Remember back around Christmas when Busta kicked his driver's ass over back pay and got arrested and the judge offered him a plea deal that would have put him on probation and have him doing community service? Well the judge recinded the deal because of Busta's latest arrest for driving with a suspended license. Now Bus going to trial May 8th. Good luck with that.

Eddie, how you crash somebody ELSE's 1.5 Million dollar car??? 

The Ferrari Enzo, valued at around $1.5 million, was owned by the executive producer of Eddie's new movie, "Redline," Daniel Sadek, whose exotic car collection is featured in the movie.

Sadek said that the car was damaged beyond repair and that he had "mixed feelings" about the wreck.

"I'm glad Eddie came out of the crash OK, but my dream car got destroyed."

We woulda had to fight.

In other news, Tiny and TI lost their baby.

According to Tiny's mom Dianne Cottle, Tiny had had a difficult pregnancy and on Wednesday (3/21), Tiny knew something was wrong. Her pediatrician confirmed it: the baby girl she and Tip wanted so badly had no heartbeat. Tiny was six months along in her pregnancy.Tiny was admitted to Northside hospital that Wednesday, and on Thursday, following a medically induced labor, Tiny delivered a stillborn baby girl in her room surrounded by Tip and family and friends. Tip named his baby girl Llayah Amour and dressed her in a tiny white dress. Then Tiny, her daughter Zonnique, and family and friends took turns holding the baby for hours. "The baby was beautiful," said Dianne. "She looked just like Tip."R&B singers Monica and Kandi Burrus visited Tiny as did Tiny's best friends from high school and Tip's family. Tip had arranged to fly home to Atlanta that Wednesday as soon as he got word and he rarely left Tiny's side.  Apparently Tiny's mother caught wind of online rumors which stated that Tiny had an abortion and wanted to clear it up. 

Prayers and best wishes to the family.

**UPDATE**

White folk be on some shit too…

lady was following the GPS so seriously, bitch ran the car into the fuckin river.  This is in the U.K.  That's an SL500 by the way.

-willyjsimmons 

I had some crazy shit happen Friday night. (No sexual conquests involved)

This dude who I used to play basketball with in high school had a birthday party at the "hole in the wall" strip club. I'm in there chilling, doing usual Chevy shit. (talking shit to the bartender, smoking weed all in public, making the strippers feel worthless).

So after awhile, the whole spot got kind of packed with hoodrats and fake trapstars…not my crowd. So since me and three of my homeboys drove separate cars, we decided to bounce and go hit the "elite" strip club.

So we're walking out the strip club (dressed in all black, bandanas and shit on), we walk past these two chicks and their boyfriends. Real dorky looking dudes with "sophisticated" broads on their arm. So one of my homeboys goes out of his way to say something to the light skinned chick. She smiles but keeps it moving. So he decides he wants her phone number. He goes back to get the number and then it happens.

These punk ass niggaz and bitches think we're trying to rob them. They start giving up wallets, two bracelets, a chain, and a watch.  

An unintentional robbery. Gotta love Friday nights. 

Quote of the Day: "I am not going to jail…I'm gonna sit here and smoke this weed. Fuck what you stand for and what you talking bout!"

Ok, so I shoulda went to church yesterday, but since I went out Saturday night after a day of doing way too fucken much, and woke up feeling like somebody had thrown me off the top of the Empire State building, the pews just had to be one body short.  What else was there to do but download the Ray-J sextape? LOL

First of all, let me say do not believe any furniture salesmen that tell you a computer desk only takes an hour to assemble.  Even if I hadnt put the top piece on backwards and had to unscrew and redo it, it still woulda took at least 2, but I digress, LOL…. so the first thing I do is check my hotmail and when I saw the link, I said "hey…. why not?"

For anyone who hasnt seen it, I would say dont waste your time - that is, unless you are a hard core Kim Kardashian or Ray-J fan and just get off at the sight of them naked.  The movie is hella choppy, cuts in and out of scenes every couple of minutes and they spend too much time trying to look sexy for the camera to really convince you that the sex is any damn good.  Kim seems to thoroughly enjoy the head she gets, but she gives head like a lil bitch, LOL.  Im sorry, maybe its just me LOL.

I had heard Ray-J was well endowed, but I wasnt impressed.  He was aight… for Ray-J, LOL.  But the actual sex the tape shows them having looks boring as shit.  If anyone watches this fuckery and gets turned on by anything that happens after the first 10 minutes, you need to call my office for an appointment because there is definitely something lacking in your life, LOL.  The way it starts out, you expect a little something.  But its not long before you find yourself thinking "damn, I could be doing laundry." 

But you know how some wack artist comes out and you be like "they just give ANYBODY a deal these days…."  that's what you'll be thinking when you watch this: "shit I could make a sex tape better than this bullshit" LOL.  Some of you probably already have LOL.  Im a little mad Ray-J's flossing in this video like he's a  boss when he's boning a chick with at least 3 other RECENT sex tapes on her resume.  I mean who HASN'T fucked this chick?  I need to go interrogate my 9-year old son and make sure he hasn't had a piece, LOL.  Ray-J, its not sexy to be a whoremonger, LOL.  Stick with Whitney.  At least she wont give you syphillis…..

Terry McMilian Suing Gay Ex Husband For 40 Million

Terry McMillan is suing her former husband for $40 million, alleging that he tried to smear her reputation during their highly publicized 2005 divorce.

McMillan, 55, filed the complaint Wednesday in Contra Costa County Superior Court against Jonathan Plummer, 32, who inspired her best-selling 1996 novel, "How Stella Got Her Groove Back." The book, later adapted into a movie starring Angela Bassett and Taye Diggs, chronicled the adventures of a 40-something woman who falls for a guy half her age.

The lawsuit claims Plummer, a Jamaica native, married McMillan in 1998 only to become a U.S. citizen. He later announced that he's gay.Plummer's lawyer, Dolores Sargent, also is named in the lawsuit.

"The defendants conspired and formed a plan to threaten to humiliate and embarrass Terry McMillan," the lawsuit said, "and violate her privacy and place her in harm's way, and threatened to damage her professional and personal standing in an attempt to extort monies from her."

McMillan's allegations include emotional distress, invasion of privacy and placing her in a "false light" to harm her professionally and personally. She also claimed that Plummer violated a restraining order by calling her to speak with her son.

Ok, um………why was he calling to speak to her son?  LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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**preface** I started writing this yesterday afternoon, prior to reading the following post about Yayo and 50 Cent, but I'm about to quit rap for a minute fuckin around.  REDMAN's shit got leaked and I'm just fuckin sick mayne they fuckin up my 2007 already. SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT WITH THE GAME!

According to the internets, and sohh.com, Beanie Sigel is back with Roc-A-Fella.

Let's review some Beanie History shall we:

Dame says the Roc is 'just fine'.

The Roc splits up. 

Beans goes to jail says 'State P don't move' till he gets out, Dame holds him down. 

Ochino, Peedi, Young Gunz say 'State Property was just a movie, Beans can't tell us shit!'.

Beans says he trusts Dame and Biggs.

Beans gets released, Dame and Biggs welcome him home. 

Beans says Peedi, Young Gunz, and Free were disloyal to him. (pay attention to the part where he says he and Jay don't 'chill on off days' together)

Beans talks to Jay on the phone, and decides to leave DDMG. (pay attention to him saying that he had his own deal jumpin off, and didn't wanna pick sides)

Quote: Beanie can't see himself being anyone's artist anymore.

Beans and Free talk and clear things up. 

Quote: I can't see myself signing nowhere else as an artist. I got my own thing.

Beans is having trouble showing up to court for failure to pay child support.

Beans gets two years probation for hittin an ol head.

Beans thinks the HIPHOP Cops are after him.  Cuz he's got a 'voice'.

Beans gets 'shot' during a 'robbery attempt'.

Beans does a photo shoot with Dame and Cam. Talks gun violence. 

Beans says everything is 'fine', and all the shit he said in the past was mostly out of anger.

After ALL that, now Beans is heated cuz 'dudes' are talkin bad about his 'Big Homie' Jay-Z?

Now Beans is a 'hitman for hire' (lyrically speaking, of course)? 

You need more people Beans.

I thought you said you couldn't see yourself as an employee anymore? Now, your a tag team partner with Tru Life and Bleek?

And 'who' exactly are you getting ready to 'hit', Beans?

You have an album getting ready to come out, Beans?

Where's that Tru album? Bleek? Freeway? Young Gunz? Peedi Crakk? Ochino and Sparks?

Oh where oh where?

Where's that heavy all-out, multimedia marketing blitz for RED GONE WILD?  The most anticipated DefJam release of 2007?

'Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you…who's next?' - Eddie Murphy

Pretty pony standing on the avenue
Flashin' a loaded pistol, 2 dumb 2 be true
Somebody told him playin' cops and robbers was cool
Would our rap have been different if we only knew?

I've seen the future and it will be
I've seen the future and it works
If there's life after, we will see
Don't go out like a jerk

- Prince (that's 1989 son)

What the fuck is wrong with these niggaz?
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The black folk will get booted off American Idol whenever possible.

Don't blame Sanjaya, I told ya'll he wasn't gonna be in the bottom three.

What I didn't expect was for Stephanie Edwards to be there. (Well she didn't get much love from the judges after her performance so it's not like she was the 'best' that night)

But I thought Haley Scarnato and Gina Glocksen didn't do so hot, not any better than Stephanie anyways?? But I flash back to Simon's comment about Haley, she looked good. And she sexed it up just a tad bit for her performance too. Eh.

What really, really surprised me was Chris Richardson (White Chocolate, NO JT!) being in the bottom. WOW! I thought he killed it? Was it just me? Naw, can't be. He had to be better than Phil Stacey (who I like, but he's been subpar the past two weeks given the strength of his voice compared to the other guys left).

Blake Lewis is still beat-boxin, and still doing the 'Usher'. But it was far better than the MESS he made of that Diana Ross song from last week. (that was last week?right?haha)

But I told ya'll!

I predict Chris Sligh is the next in danger. (since the girls have been better than the guys thus far, it's a guys turn to get the axe next I suppose).  He ain't been doin shit.  Really.  Which is strange, because I think his FIRST AUDITION is the best he's ever been so far.  It's been downhill ever since with this guy. The curly hair ain't gonna cut it next week homie. 

You better try and do like my boy Sanjaya and 'turn on the sexy'.

I need to see some lil girls cryin! 

The youth had no prior arrest record, and the hall monitor–a 58-year-old teacher's aide–was not seriously injured. But Shaquanda was tried in March 2006 in the town's juvenile court, convicted of "assault on a public servant" and sentenced by Lamar County Judge Chuck Superville to prison for up to 7 years, until she turns 21.

From:

Chicago Tribune

On the real, I'm fuckin speechless.

**UPATE**

I had to clean that up…something ain't right with the blog.

Shit should be creating 'readable' hyperlinks.

I don't care enough right now to try and figure it out.

-willyjsimmons 

Now, don't mistake your boy for wilin out over some lil chick cuz I stuck a couple dollars in her G string. I have way better sense than that.

It starts with me in this spot my brother works the door at. I've been in there a few times. Anyway, I'm sitting there, just chilling, having a drink, minding my own, waiting on the homies to hit my phone.

So babygirl slides over…aight, cool. I buy her a drink, nothing big. We sit there and rap for a couple of minutes, conversation was ok. After a few, I get that call I'm waiting on, and I'm like "Aight shorty, I'm out.". She hits me back with some ol "Well wait, take my number".

That's the first part of how shit hit me sideways.

I've booked a few strippers in my day (don't ask), but never had one offer the number. She even kicked me her house number too, so she doesn't "miss my call." I'm thinking "damn, she kinda pressed over a dude she just met". I mean, I'm fly & all that but goddam. In any case, I put all that in BB, and slide off…

Fast forward a few days and she hits my phone. Talking about hitting a movie or something. Whatever. I don't live in the city anymore, but I do come through a few days out of the week. I'm down there last night, and she hits my phone and asks me if I want to see her. Bet. Got my raincoats in the car & all that so I'm on point in case it starts pouring. Later on, we end up back at my crib…chit-chatting about bullshit really. I didn't make a play for the pussy, mainly because at that point I was up for about 20 hours straight (again, don't ask)…so I'm all noddin off on the junkie tip while she's talking to me.

So the game she's spittin' is like she feels like she 'likes' me (ok?) but doesn't a want a man, which is good because I don't want to be hers either.

What's fuckin me up is, what's this broad's angle? I would've normally figured it out by now.

You think she's trying to set me up to be one of them dumb asses who shows up at her club every week dropping money on her?

You think she's really looking for a man, thinking I'll chase her and cuff her (which I won't)?

Should I just go hard and try to beat it? I'm asking that because sometimes that's NOT the move… 

Whatup? What yall think?

Had to edit it a little for clarity. Didn't want anyone getting the message fucked up.