Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot
03/27/2007 4:00 PM, Yahoo! Music
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Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.
The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.
It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.
If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.
It is the centerpiece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot's designer.
Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star.
"Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them," he told the New York Daily News.
On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."
March 30, 2007 @ 7:38 am
Oh Jacko…lol
Imma need Mike to STOP THE FUCKING MADNESS!!!!
:oops: :oops:
March 30, 2007 @ 7:44 am
‘Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a [b]50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert[/b], according to reports.’
:wow:
This nigga is crazy. I quit giving this cat passes long time ago. It’s about time that some other folks do the same.
Can you imagine ALL the things that can go wrong with this?
Awww man
March 30, 2007 @ 7:46 am
The people of Las Vegas are gonna let a 50 ft replica of Michael Jackson "roam" the desert. :smhworried:
This going to be one of the first things you see flying into the Las Vegas airport…SHEESH.
Did the All-Star game really fuck Vegas up like that?
March 30, 2007 @ 7:59 am
They should make it so parts of his face fall off and whoever catch it, they get a prize like a MJ box set. They should have a lil boy robot right next to it. Fuck it… why not have a peter pan replica flying around that bitch. They can even hire dudes and dress em up as Bubbles the monkey and have them roam the streets touching little boys. Lets take it all the way and have a R. Kelly robot "raining on hoes" on the Vegas strip since it don’t rain too much out there.
March 30, 2007 @ 8:02 am
Um……….laser beams?
*staring into the camera*
Is that REALLY necessary???? :scared:
March 30, 2007 @ 8:06 am
See… this nigga in on that shit. But what do you expect any muthafukka that has had a pet monkey, a snake, a Lama, a Lion, a deer, a muskrat, a shark, an octopus, 2 ducks a possum an a Komodo Dragon named Percy with a Ferris Wheel in his Front yard would do some shit like this…
See what happens when nigga make albums that change music…They lose they got damn mind. Now before I land to lose All my damn money I see a 50ft MJ running through the desert… Great
March 30, 2007 @ 8:16 am
Publicity wise, it’s kinda brilliant.
But unless his show is great (not just good, but great), it won’t matter.
Vegas is all about ’spectacle’, and if this ain’t a spectacle to behold
So long as the robot doesn’t decide to smash the casinos?
I’m more concerned about his face melting on stage.
March 30, 2007 @ 8:54 am
Man, first of all, fuck what you heard.
I’m down with the robot plan. Well, on one condition, this bitch HAS to be able to do ‘Smooth Criminal’
If it can’t, then nah…
Laser beams? What? How the fuck can you hate on ANYTHING that shoots laser beams?
Mike still doing big things….
March 30, 2007 @ 8:58 am
‘Well, on one condition, this bitch HAS to be able to do ‘Smooth Criminal”
Nigga…that shit would be DOPE!
Oh!
March 30, 2007 @ 9:02 am
@Willy
Real shit
I want this bitch to lean forward and all that…I’m telling you Mike, don’t fuck this up.
March 30, 2007 @ 9:12 am
@Cic
You mean Mike is doing "little things"…
Hell…. I am on my way… keep my seat warm !!!
March 30, 2007 @ 9:19 am
When the robot says this….
*Bzzzt* *bzzzt* approximately 45 children *bzzzt* aboard incoming craft. prepare to *bzzzt* intercept aircraft and engage *bzzzt* rape mode.
That will be the end.
March 30, 2007 @ 9:20 am
@ihadno
C’mon man….
Dude wasn’t convicted for anything.
Black dude on trial (give a fuck what he’s looks like), most of the accusing parties are white, you know they’re looking to hang his ass. If they had any REAL evidence it would’ve been a wrap.
That’s why I don’t think he did anything on the real. Granted it’s some strange shit to want little kids sleeping in the bed with you, but to me, dude seems like he thinks he’s a child in his mind, that’s why he doesn’t *get* what peoples problem is with what he’s doing. He doesn’t look at it as a 40 some-odd year old man sleeping with kids…he sees it as they’re just having a sleepover.
Again, is he fucked up in the mind? No doubt. But ‘touching’ kids? Nah, I don’t believe it.
Shit just didn’t add up when they started pointing fingers….
March 30, 2007 @ 9:21 am
@Chevy
That shit wasn’t right.
March 30, 2007 @ 9:25 am
‘That’s why I don’t think he did anything on the real. Granted it’s some strange shit to want little kids sleeping in the bed with you, but to me, dude seems like he thinks he’s a child in his mind, that’s why he doesn’t *get* what peoples problem is with what he’s doing. [b]He doesn’t look at it as a 40 some-odd year old man sleeping with kids…he sees it as they’re just having a sleepover.[/b]‘
GOAT SHIT
We need to stop giving this cat passes. The average childhood lasts for 12-15 years. This nigga damn near 55 years old. He’s been doing this same shit since the 80s. THAT WAS TWENTY FUCKIN YEARS AGO.
NOT. GOOD. ENOUGH.
March 30, 2007 @ 9:27 am
@chevy…
I said dude was fucked up in the mind. I’m not giving him excuses for the shit, no way in hell I’d let any of my kids (if I had some) anywhere near his ass.
I just don’t think homie was ‘touching’ them lil dudes.
March 30, 2007 @ 9:30 am
Fuck if he touched them. He let little boys sleep in the bed with him.
HE’S DAMN NEAR 60 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get some college bitches to sleep in the bed Mike. Get some bitches Mike.
March 30, 2007 @ 9:31 am
@Chevy…
Yea, yea…I don’t think Mike digs the ladies tho…
Hold up, didn’t dude get some lady pregnant and NOT fuck her?
Damn, Mike…you are making this hard fam…
March 30, 2007 @ 9:38 am
‘Hold up, [b]didn’t dude get some lady pregnant and NOT fuck her?[/b]‘
:wow: :smhscratch:
Flava Flav told us long time ago don’t believe the hype.
NOT. GOOD. ENOUGH.
March 30, 2007 @ 9:50 am
Holy shit…
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Go peep that. I’m going to lunch.