Ok, so I shoulda went to church yesterday, but since I went out Saturday night after a day of doing way too fucken much, and woke up feeling like somebody had thrown me off the top of the Empire State building, the pews just had to be one body short. What else was there to do but download the Ray-J sextape? LOL
First of all, let me say do not believe any furniture salesmen that tell you a computer desk only takes an hour to assemble. Even if I hadnt put the top piece on backwards and had to unscrew and redo it, it still woulda took at least 2, but I digress, LOL…. so the first thing I do is check my hotmail and when I saw the link, I said "hey…. why not?"
For anyone who hasnt seen it, I would say dont waste your time - that is, unless you are a hard core Kim Kardashian or Ray-J fan and just get off at the sight of them naked. The movie is hella choppy, cuts in and out of scenes every couple of minutes and they spend too much time trying to look sexy for the camera to really convince you that the sex is any damn good. Kim seems to thoroughly enjoy the head she gets, but she gives head like a lil bitch, LOL. Im sorry, maybe its just me LOL.
I had heard Ray-J was well endowed, but I wasnt impressed. He was aight… for Ray-J, LOL. But the actual sex the tape shows them having looks boring as shit. If anyone watches this fuckery and gets turned on by anything that happens after the first 10 minutes, you need to call my office for an appointment because there is definitely something lacking in your life, LOL. The way it starts out, you expect a little something. But its not long before you find yourself thinking "damn, I could be doing laundry."
But you know how some wack artist comes out and you be like "they just give ANYBODY a deal these days…." that's what you'll be thinking when you watch this: "shit I could make a sex tape better than this bullshit" LOL. Some of you probably already have LOL. Im a little mad Ray-J's flossing in this video like he's a boss when he's boning a chick with at least 3 other RECENT sex tapes on her resume. I mean who HASN'T fucked this chick? I need to go interrogate my 9-year old son and make sure he hasn't had a piece, LOL. Ray-J, its not sexy to be a whoremonger, LOL. Stick with Whitney. At least she wont give you syphillis…..
