SOHH Over It!

Toni Braxton And Barry Hankerson Settle Out Of Court and Other Shit.

February 14, 2007 willyjsimmons 4 comments

Well well.

Remember the post from a while back about Toni suing her ex-manager Barry Hankerson?

They've squashed it

Except…

Barry manages to take a nasty cheap shot at Toni

"She was dropped from Arista because of record sales," he said, adding that Braxton did not want to move to Blackground Records but "there was nowhere else for her to go."

Ouuuuuch!

Barry, Barry, Barry.

You mean to tell me there was 'nowhere' for Toni to go.  NO ONE would want to sign Toni Braxton to a deal.  Even a minor one?

Barry…

In other not news, Beyonce is featured on the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

See 37 pics for yourself. 

And our cousin Soul Man, is takin more 'pot shots' at my girl Fantasia

boy stop

I guess he's still mad that Fantasia stood him up for that interview.

Diva!

**UPDATE**

"Yea, yea peeps get on my case for appreciating Justin's music and performances. If you are one of those people… FUCK YOU!"

Should I take that personally? Muahahahahah! 

Main Street @ 9:51 am

What Y’all Doing for Valentine’s Day?

Chevy Ced one comment

I know some of y'all gonna spend some big money on somebody today. So how are y'all gonna waste y'all money this year?

I'm going to treat myself. I'm gonna go to a crowded restaurant and observe what suckers are spending up their re-up and rent money on some broad that isn't gonna give a shit bout him tomorrow after 7:30 a.m.

So while I'm there observing this, I'm ordering the most expensive shit on the menu for myself. And if I just so happen to stumble across some unlucky chap and his girl arguing, I'm taking her with me.

Gotta love the hustle.

Main Street @ 9:21 am

State of the Black Union.

February 13, 2007 willyjsimmons 79 comments

This past Saturday, the annual State of the Black Union event was held at the College of William and Mary in Virginia, coinciding with the 400th anniversary of Jamestown.

You can watch the event yourselves, and you should.

Part 1

Part 2 

(requires RealPlayer, and YES they are LONG)

This year's focus was on putting the Covenant with Black America into 'Action'.  The actions ordinary citizens can and must take to resolve the long standing issues within the African American community, starting with the 'action' of personal accountability.

Stop blaming the 'white man' or the 'black leadership', and start taking a hard look in the mirror at YOURSELF.  What actions are YOU taking to address the problems within your neighborhood?

All 'good stuff'.

I won't do much explaining/examination of those points as they are well covered in the videos themselves. What I do wish to discuss happens during Part 2 of the event.

The 'calling out' of Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey.(among other issues) 

More…

I Need Some Help With Something

Chevy Ced 4 comments

I was recently asked to teach a class of teenagers (ages 13-17) on the evolution of rap/hip-hop starting next week. I have pretty much worked out an outline of what I want to teach the kids about the music for the 6 weeks I'm working with them.

What I need help with is simple. I have dozens of songs that I feel as though these kids should be familiar with. They don't have to memorize the songs, but I want them to at least know the name of the song and the artists that performed the songs. Any songs y'all think should be on that list?

Any suggestions are welcomed.

 @ me for giving back to the community.

Main Street @ 11:17 am

I Love New York-WTF?

Chevy Ced 4 comments

I got put in a situation last night where I had to watch this show "I Love New York." Truth be told, I have never even sat and paid attention to an episode of "Flava of Love." So I had to have a 'cliff-notes' of what the fuck was going on with this ugly broad and her uglier mother.

So if I'm correct, New York is this chick that Flava Flav shitted on twice. So now this broad has her own show that is a complete rip-off of Flava Flav's show. But I can almost understand a house full of groupies, I meant women, doing all types of silly shit to impress Flava Flav. But last night, I saw a house full of simp ass cats trying to impress a broad that fucked Flava Flav!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

But I ain't goin even get into all that. All I can say is niggaz is shot out. One cat looks like Cam'ron. I KNOW he has to be fruity as hell. You have a dork who picks his nose and wiggles his fuckin face. You also have some crazy black dude who cries for New York. This nigga took the cake AND the ice cream. He had his arm in a slang, and he took the slang off to fight the white boy. NOT GANGSTA. Now he makes a scene, saying he should whip the white boy's ass. NOT GANGSTA. Then he proceeds to go outside for a 'moment of reflection'. While outside, he talks to New York and tells her that he's madly in love with her, all the while wearing an African t-shirt and sandles. NOT GANGSTA BY ANY MEANS.

It's sad when the 'realest' cat on there is a white boy who reminds me of Paul Wall.

All in the name of entertainment I guess.  

Main Street @ 9:03 am

Quick and Dirty Grammy Wrap Up.

February 12, 2007 willyjsimmons 29 comments

Only one name to say…

Christina Aguilera!

Her stock just went through the roof.

Now, this is the second time the Grammy folks have picked Christina to do a special performance (remember her jazz diddy she did with Herbie Hancock last year/year before last maybe?)

While that didn't do much for me…

last night she MURDERED it.

But damn if Fantasia wouldn't have MADE IT RAIN. Okay. Enough.

MJB did her thang, and won some awards.  White folks love her know don't they?

Gotta mention the Police.  Very solid set.

The one thing about the show that REALLY bothered me was the sorta canned pairing of artists.

More…

Main Street @ 9:52 am

What Y’all Do This Weekend?

Chevy Ced 81 comments

I ain't do much this weekend. It's funny, cause I usually have an adventure every weekend. But I chilled out for the most part.

-I went and saw Norbit Friday night with my niece. She was dying, but that shit is wack to me.@Norbit. @hanging with my niece.

-I went to some club where white people were dancing.@the comedy that comes with watching white people dance. @white people buying me drinks cause of my "cool" T-Shirt.

-I spit on some bitch for knocking my drink out of my hand and telling me "I need to watch where I'm going."@me spitting on broads.

-I got stuck in an elevator with two fags for the longest 7 minutes of my life on Saturday.      @that whole experience.

-I met some chick Saturday night at this Chinese restaurant. @that chick.

-I lost $230 in the strip club. @me being so thirsty to buy a damn shot of Hennessey in the strip club. @me being in a strip club anyway. @me getting 5 free lap dances though after I lost my money.

-I went to church Sunday. @going to church after gallavanting at the strip club the night before. @getting 'on hard' at church cause this chick was SO thick sitting in front of me. @her noticing it. @me getting her phone number after church.

 

Main Street @ 9:17 am

New Videos

February 11, 2007 Chevy Ced one comment

Jay-Z-"Minority Report"

http://www.eargoo.com/mtv/bhm208.mov

UGK-"The Game Belongs To Me"

http://xxlmag.com/online/?p=7606

3 6 Mafia ft. Chamillionaire-"Dope Boy Fresh"

http://videos.onsmash.com/v/3Lx7lekXMHZJW57N

Main Street @ 10:39 pm

Random News…

February 9, 2007 willyjsimmons 4 comments

Former NBA player John Amaechi is coming out of the closet.

Reactions are mixed, Sam Mitchell makes the same point Michael Eric Dyson makes.

Stephen A. Smith was one of the original people I emailed about the Rush boycott.

Sucka MC hasn't responded, but…

he DID write two pieces sorta related to the issue at hand? here and here

Dayum…I feel an i had no choice moment coming on here!  Scoop Jackson hasn't responded either.  Damn blacks.

Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy will be performed today.  Drugsdiet pills

Tragedy.

Wade Phillips is the new Dallas Cowboys head coach.  Let the hating begin!!!

And finally…the concert tour you've all been waiting for.

Gwen, Akon and…Lady Sovereign

Lady Sovereign 

**UPDATE**

Ya'll heard about Prince's refusal to answer questions at the pre Super Bowl press conference…well here is the video.  Thanks Honey Soul.  Nigga plays one of my FAVORITE songs 'AnotherHoleInYoHead'.  Fiyah

And…Prince has a new single.  Check out 3121.com

Main Street @ 9:30 am

The Guidelines for Playa Shit

Chevy Ced 11 comments

I do a lot of 'playa' shit on the regular. Real smooth, 'Chevy' shit.

So I'm goin list a couple of those things. I have more, but this is off the top of my head.  Feel free to add on.

-When walking into a store and the line is long, just giving the cashier the amount of whatever you're buying and a tip. Then just walk out. And while walking out, tipping your hat to the people waiting in line.

-When chilling with less than desirable broads, making them drink cheap ass liquor while you drink top shelf. For example, if you and your boys are chilling with said undesirable females, pour them a cup of cranberry juice with Barton's vodka. Now you pour you and your boys some Belvy. Watch the disdain in these broads' face.

-Walk into a crowded restuarant. While everybody is sitting there holding those funny little coasters that buzz when a table is ready, walk up to the hostess and say "I made a reservation." When the waitress says "sure sir, walk right this way", turn to the people waiting and throw em the dueces. If with a female, put your hand into her back pocket or on her ass if she doesn't have back pockets after shooting the crowd the dueces. This will get you those mad furoll looks, but fuck it. You just pulled a 'Chevy' move.

Add on…

Main Street @ 9:11 am
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