I know some of y'all gonna spend some big money on somebody today. So how are y'all gonna waste y'all money this year?
I'm going to treat myself. I'm gonna go to a crowded restaurant and observe what suckers are spending up their re-up and rent money on some broad that isn't gonna give a shit bout him tomorrow after 7:30 a.m.
So while I'm there observing this, I'm ordering the most expensive shit on the menu for myself. And if I just so happen to stumble across some unlucky chap and his girl arguing, I'm taking her with me.
Gotta love the hustle.

February 14, 2007 @ 9:30 am
Not shit.
We agreed not to get each other anything.
Read: my girl is about broke and doesn’t want to feel bad if I get her something.
Maybe just order in. It’s damn -4 degrees out this bitch.