I do a lot of 'playa' shit on the regular. Real smooth, 'Chevy' shit.
So I'm goin list a couple of those things. I have more, but this is off the top of my head. Feel free to add on.
-When walking into a store and the line is long, just giving the cashier the amount of whatever you're buying and a tip. Then just walk out. And while walking out, tipping your hat to the people waiting in line.
-When chilling with less than desirable broads, making them drink cheap ass liquor while you drink top shelf. For example, if you and your boys are chilling with said undesirable females, pour them a cup of cranberry juice with Barton's vodka. Now you pour you and your boys some Belvy. Watch the disdain in these broads' face.
-Walk into a crowded restuarant. While everybody is sitting there holding those funny little coasters that buzz when a table is ready, walk up to the hostess and say "I made a reservation." When the waitress says "sure sir, walk right this way", turn to the people waiting and throw em the dueces. If with a female, put your hand into her back pocket or on her ass if she doesn't have back pockets after shooting the crowd the dueces. This will get you those 
looks, but fuck it. You just pulled a 'Chevy' move.
Add on…
February 9, 2007 @ 9:44 am
Ha haaaaa!
Good shit.
February 9, 2007 @ 10:25 am
I have two more…
-When you’re bored in the mall. Go into a men’s clothing store. Find the least attractive female working. Ask her to find you two or three outfits. Try them on and then ask her for her opinion. When she starts to reply say "never mind, find me somebody a lil cuter."
-Now this only works if you now one of the bouncers at a club. If you’re out to a club and the line is long. Walk to the front of the line and get the bouncer to let you in your people jump the line. When he agrees, get all your people together. Then find two or three of the baddest females in the line. Pull them up to the front with you. When they get there, say "never mind…y’all ain’t cute/sexy/tall/thick/thin/short enough to get in with us."
8) 
February 9, 2007 @ 10:36 am
Dayum…
I really like that second one…ouch.
February 9, 2007 @ 10:46 am
Here’s another one.
-When you’re in the club. Find a cute chick standing by the bar. Ask her to get you whatever type of drink you want. When she says "I don’t work here." Say "oh my bad, you look like this bartender I used to fuck that worked in here."
Immediately walk off. I guarantee you that before the end of the night, she’s either gonna buy you that drink or want to strike up a conversation with you. The latter will lead to either a quick jumpoff after the club or a reliable booty call down the road. 
February 9, 2007 @ 10:50 am
Ahh haaa!
February 9, 2007 @ 11:10 am
Another one.
-When talking to ghetto broads, get into a ‘ignorant’ conversation. Examples of ‘ignorant’ conversations are who’s fucking who, who’s burning, who’s baby momma/daddy is cheating, etc. When engaged in these type of conversations, use ‘big’ words. Watch how it throws these broads whole game off.
February 9, 2007 @ 11:14 am
Here’s a classic one.
-When a chick compliments you, put your finger to her lip and say "I know, I know". 8)
:laughevil: 
February 9, 2007 @ 11:18 am
U a fuckin mess Chevy :mutombo:
February 9, 2007 @ 11:25 am
Here’s one.
-When at a party or any other function where people are group dancing, such as the electric slide or bus stop. Grab a chair and put it in the middle of the dancefloor. See what female gives you a lap dance first. When she starts to give you said lap dance, stand up and say "I’m good. I don’t like this song as much as I did 10 minutes ago."
February 9, 2007 @ 1:55 pm
"I’m good. I don’t like this song as much as I did 10 minutes ago."
PFFFF!
Where is errbody…
[color=red][i]I’m so ronreeeeeey![/i][/color]
April 24, 2007 @ 3:07 pm
Treachery is always pleasant to the house into two equal parts.