Oh get your mind out the gutter, I was talkin about Christmas! LOL…… I really was, but in the spirit of the off-beat humor that we all seem to share, lets pose the question. What do you do when someone asks you how the sex was and you didnt feel it was that great? I mean it wasnt horrible or else you wouldnt even bother doing it again with the person, but it just was ….eh. Do you tell them right then or do you tread water until you can crush their spirit without having to look at the disappointment in their face? LOL or do you *gasp!* lie?
Holla back…
December 26, 2006 @ 10:26 am
I say it was "Aight but I can tell you what you need to do"…lol
No lie! I have told a dude - "I really don’t wanna ride cause I really can’t feel it" - He was like "for real" - I was like "For real for real"
December 26, 2006 @ 10:29 am
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yo, he shoulda just cut his losses, got his shit and told you he’d see you around, LOL.
Check on that guy. He might be on suicide watch, LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 10:29 am
You call them a pussy ass nigga and tell them they don’t even know how to beat the pussy up. Then you punch them in the chest and make them cry and call them a bitch ass nigga….ok, ok, that’s just how I would LIKE to carry it, LOL..but I do have a little bit of feelings…
You have to tell them the truth. There is no easy way to tell a nicca that his dick is trash, but it must be done. Just tell him that his dick was alright, but you like the one in your nightstand better, LOL
December 26, 2006 @ 10:32 am
Yall on that bullshit already…
Since its the day After Christmas all drinks are half off…
Who wants a Mojito
December 26, 2006 @ 10:33 am
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO X 476,811!
Um, NSite… my mom said I cant play with you anymore LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 10:37 am
CJP, I don’t do Mojito’s too well, just give me a Heineken…it’s going to be a long day, LOL
Dig, I’m sayin, LOL…somebody gotta tell the niccas right from wrong, I think my method is highly effective…brings them to their knees everytime…LMAOOOOOOOOOO
December 26, 2006 @ 10:39 am
LMAO! I still got tears in my eyes. And you say IM crazy, LOL.
I dont know, I am on the fence with this one. I have handled it in several different ways, dependent upon who it is and if I give a fuck about their feelings or not LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 10:39 am
ahh
take it like a champ tuesday
personally once I get mine
fk it
its small anyway so I really don’t care
LOL
December 26, 2006 @ 10:40 am
Heineken for the lady….no problem.
See this is the reason why guys should always know what hes gettin into…
December 26, 2006 @ 10:40 am
Banga, whats small? LMAO
December 26, 2006 @ 10:42 am
@
wanna see
December 26, 2006 @ 10:42 am
Thanks CJP..make sure it’s ice cold…
@Banga, yes, what’s small? LOL
December 26, 2006 @ 10:42 am
ahh
take it like a champ tuesday
personally once I get mine
fk it
its small anyway so I really don’t care
LOL
Posted by Banga! at 12/26/06 10:39:31 |
Hahahahaha…nigga you crazy
December 26, 2006 @ 10:42 am
And who still aint signed up for their official login? One of yall is still showing up as a visitor…
December 26, 2006 @ 10:44 am
See Dig that’s the thing. I don’t wait until it’s over. I will tell you to get the fuck off of me during, like nicca, let ME do it, LOL
I’m not going to punish myself by sitting through a meaningless 10-15 mins…I just can’t even do it…
December 26, 2006 @ 10:46 am
I am a truthseeker and fuck that shit…lol
I gotta tell you.
One night stand -
Dude: Did you enjoy it?
Me: well…
Dude: Well what?
Me: Well I really did not feel it that much.
Dude: what you mean that much?
Me: Well my pussy ain’t that big so If I can’t feel it then well…
Dude: Well what?
Me: Either you having a bad night or you are like that all the time.
Dude: Man you a bitch
Me: Yeah but yo dick is little. I would rather be a bitch right now! :arrow:
December 26, 2006 @ 10:47 am
Dig
I signed in
you happy now
December 26, 2006 @ 10:48 am
See Dig that’s the thing. I don’t wait until it’s over. I will tell you to get the fuck off of me during, like nicca, let ME do it, LOL
I’m not going to punish myself by sitting through a meaningless 10-15 mins…I just can’t even do it…
Posted by NSite at 12/26/06 10:44:43 |
LOL…damn where is that waiter.
I need the fking check…
December 26, 2006 @ 10:48 am
Nsite,
Nah, I aint talkin about somebody that is straight wack, cause Im wit you on that one LOL…. Im talkin bout somebody thats just aight, like you could take it or leave it. And they happen to think they be puttin in work so they cock up and ask you. Cause I happen to think most people would lie just to get the person outta they face LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 10:51 am
KSH
you a damn fool…
But yall women know that do go both ways… Cause its been a few times where I just wanted to ask for my nutt back…shit wasnt worth it.
An another thing…if you cant ride the dick dont do it…
December 26, 2006 @ 10:51 am
aight
so what makes someone wack and some one great
don’t bitch up neither
speak on it
cause women suck to
December 26, 2006 @ 10:54 am
Cause I happen to think most people would lie just to get the person outta they face LOL.
Posted by dig at 12/26/06 10:48:41 |
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Well the people that I have told that they suck seem to feel like they have something to prove after that, like they were having an off day or something…but you already know how I roll…you get signed for a one album deal…if that shit flops, you’re on your way to Koch…
December 26, 2006 @ 10:58 am
aight
so what makes someone wack and some one great
don’t bitch up neither
speak on it
cause women suck to
Posted by Banga! at 12/26/06 10:51:39 |
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In my opinion, you’re wack if you technique is mundane, typical.
I need to be stroked, like really stroked, like long, deep strokes, like powerful strokes, not just some in and out type bullshit. It’s also the mood that is set, you have to set the mood, make me want to lick every inch of you, make me WANNA make you feel good, if that makes sense.
Men need to be dominant in the bedroom when it comes to me, I don’t want to feel like I’m the one runnin’ shit…I need a man to be ready to put in work, beat up the pussy, call me every nasty, dirty name in the book and leave his hand print on my ass.
Man up and stop pussy-footing around the pussy, take that shit!
December 26, 2006 @ 10:59 am
aight
so what makes someone wack and some one great
don’t bitch up neither
speak on it
cause women suck to
so I’ll ask again
DIG, KSH, NSITE
What makes it wack
cause I could write a lil summary for women
cause alot of yall are terrible
alot of yall get by on looks and features alone
December 26, 2006 @ 10:59 am
Good Mornting!!!:P
Men never speak on bad sex to the lady.
We just talk shit to our boys after the fact.
And that was NOT, a Man Trade Secret.
Now lemme tell you bout this BOMB ASS door poster my girlfriend’s sister gave me yesterday.
OH POW!!!!! I gotta find it on the net though.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:00 am
Nsite: LMAOOOO!
I hear that. I cant fuck wit a dude that cant get me where I need to be - PERIOD. But I think some dudes just need to leave well enough alone. If I am still answering your call, be happy. I think its egotistical suicide to ask a woman how it was. If it was all that spectacular, you will already know. NEVER ask a woman if you were the best she ever had. Never.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:01 am
In my opinion, you’re wack if you technique is mundane, typical.
I need to be stroked, like really stroked, like long, deep strokes, like powerful strokes, not just some in and out type bullshit. It’s also the mood that is set, you have to set the mood, make me want to lick every inch of you, make me WANNA make you feel good, if that makes sense.
Men need to be dominant in the bedroom when it comes to me, I don’t want to feel like I’m the one runnin’ shit…I need a man to be ready to put in work, beat up the pussy, call me every nasty, dirty name in the book and leave his hand print on my ass.
Man up and stop pussy-footing around the pussy, take that shit!
Posted by NSite at 12/26/06 10:58:46 | edit delete ban
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ditto.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:01 am
cause I could write a lil summary for women
cause alot of yall are terrible
alot of yall get by on looks and features alone
Posted by Banga! at 12/26/06 10:59:31 |
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Speak on it fam…what makes a woman terrible during sex, we know it goes both ways…
December 26, 2006 @ 11:03 am
Man up and stop pussy-footing around the pussy, take that shit!
Posted by NSite at 12/26/06 10:58:46 |
LOL…you’re gonna fuck around an cause a riot in this bitch…
December 26, 2006 @ 11:04 am
Banga:
I gotta say one other thing too…. yall dont always understand that there is a difference between something that feels good and something thats gon make you cum. If yall can understand that, yall might be aight…. yall too damn sensitive though, LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:06 am
LOL…you’re gonna fuck around an cause a riot in this bitch…
Posted by cjp at 12/26/06 11:03:59 |
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I’m just being honest, LOL…nothing worse than a sensitive ass nicca in the bedroom
December 26, 2006 @ 11:07 am
Banga:
I gotta say one other thing too…. yall dont always understand that there is a difference between something that feels good and something thats gon make you cum. If yall can understand that, yall might be aight…. yall too damn sensitive though, LOL.
Posted by dig at 12/26/06 11:04:11
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Girl if that ain’t the truth…
December 26, 2006 @ 11:07 am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
NSITE
the was some of the greatest pornography I’ve ever read
I could really use a smoke right now
any body got beanie
December 26, 2006 @ 11:08 am
Whack Is:
Talking shit during sex and yo shit is semi hard or just sensitve.
Beating me with your body insted of your dick. Punding me from behind still ain’t go matter if your dick is too short to hit the G-spot.
Skipping foreplay completely.
Likcing the clit but not the pussy lips.
Just a few! 8)
December 26, 2006 @ 11:09 am
I think dudes should fit in 2 categories: when we’re done, you oughta be sayin either "I Love You" (if he ya man like that) or "My bad, you aight?" LOL….. and in the best cases, one followed by the other LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:10 am
"Licking the clit but not the pussy lips. "
^^^^^
I thought I was the only one who hated that shit! LMAO!
Can we get a Woman Law round this bitch?
December 26, 2006 @ 11:10 am
LMAOOOOOO
Dig you ain’t right!
And I must add that licking the clit without maximizing that coochie lip potential ahead is like a woman sucking dick and ignoring the balls - that shit just ain’t right! :P
December 26, 2006 @ 11:11 am
I think dudes should fit in 2 categories: when we’re done, you oughta be sayin either "I Love You" (if he ya man like that) or "My bad, you aight?" LOL….. and in the best cases, one followed by the other LOL.
Posted by dig at 12/26/06 11:09:12 |
LMAOOOOOO….
Yall women on yall shit today….this is too much
December 26, 2006 @ 11:11 am
I’m feelin a TLC song coming on or some shit.
‘Skipping foreplay completely.’
Oh c’mon now…
What about those ‘gimme the pussy’ moments. I know ya’ll like that every now and again. Let us not front.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:12 am
CJP:
Get in where you fit in…lol
Dig:
Woman Law needed ASAP! on that!
The clit is like the dessert - hit that last but the main course gotta be ate up first! Nigga have to be told that! Women gotta stop let these guys grow up without all the facts!
December 26, 2006 @ 11:13 am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
NSITE
the was some of the greatest pornography I’ve ever read
I could really use a smoke right now
any body got beanie
Posted by Banga! at 12/26/06 11:07:3
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO…was that too pornographic? That’s how I want all of my sexual encounters to pan out…three key things a nicca gotta do to get close to pleasing me:
talk shit during and not just the regular "ooh you like it, who’s pussy is this" Naw, you gotta get down and dirty, call me a nasty little bitch I won’t get mad, LOL that shit will turn me on
gotta smack the ass and not them little love taps, smack that shit so you can hear it vibrate of the wall and hear and echo
pull my hair…and not just pull it gently, wrap that shit around your hand and yank it, hard
what can I say? that’s how I like it…
December 26, 2006 @ 11:13 am
willyJ:
Yeah I like "lunch time" fucking too. But some guys don’t even know what foreplay is…lol
That think is letting you suck the dick and that’s all!
December 26, 2006 @ 11:13 am
What about those ‘gimme the pussy’ moments. I know ya’ll like that every now and again. Let us not front.
Posted by willyjsimmons at 12/26/06 11:11:29 | edit delete ban
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
In those cases the shit talkin from the car, up the elevator or down the hall is the foreplay, LOL. Dont tell me you gon fuck me up, I might just nut in your pocket when you reach for the keys LMAO!
December 26, 2006 @ 11:15 am
Nsite:
Okay you better get to writing that law…lol
What is it about being called a bitch in the middle of sex? a slut? a hoe?
Damn that shit is exhilierating and it stains a many shits - 800 count to be exact!
December 26, 2006 @ 11:16 am
Damn i meant ’sheets’ - dam I gotta go to lunch Ima need to get my pussy ate!
PEACE!
December 26, 2006 @ 11:17 am
Skipping foreplay completely.
Likcing the clit but not the pussy lips.
Just a few!
Posted by KSH at 12/26/06 11:08:36 |
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I actually find that most dudes can’t eat pussy right, so in the spirit of let’s not pretend, I’d rather him NOT go there, but there are other things that he can do during foreplay:
Kiss my neck, kiss my wrists (that is my spot!!), kiss my back, lick me all over
I enjoy giving head more than I do receiving…it’s just something about looking in a dudes face and seeing him near tears, mouth quivering, LOL…
December 26, 2006 @ 11:17 am
Likcing the clit but not the pussy lips.
Posted by KSH at 12/26/06 11:08:36 |
See there is an art to Lickin pussy…the clit is only have of what should be going on down there…the Lips inner and outer as well as all the shit in between… when you come up your whole face should be wet… its knowing when to lick fast and when to take your time with it…an its not just licking you have to suck the lips too…cause all women are built differently… you have to have technique.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:18 am
"What is it about being called a bitch in the middle of sex? a slut? a hoe?"
^^^^^^^^^^^^
You know the whole lady in the streets, freak in the sheets thing. We hear that shit and its like the red cape to a bull LOL. Somebody just unlocked the dungeon door and let the inner-ho out LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:19 am
What is it about being called a bitch in the middle of sex? a slut? a hoe?
Damn that shit is exhilierating and it stains a many shits - 800 count to be exact!
Posted by KSH at 12/26/06 11:15:29 |
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Girl that shit right there nicca? LOL…that shit will have me climbing the walls for sho…but call me a bitch outside of the bedroom and I have no problem slappin the cowboy shit outta ya, LOL
December 26, 2006 @ 11:20 am
CJP:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yeah I need to see the nose glistening when you come up for air - the hair line need to look greasy as hell - like Jame Brown(RIP) sweatin on Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag!
NSite:
Hell naw Ima teach a nigga how to do it if we are regular - hell I got taught how to suck dick and then I let the muthafucka push my head down on it - yeah Ima do some tutoring!
December 26, 2006 @ 11:20 am
Kiss my neck, kiss my wrists (that is my spot!!), kiss my back, lick me all over
^^^^^^^^^^
Girl, the inside of my elbow…. woo!
CJP: Ima need you to turn it down, I damn near slid out my chair just now LMAO!
December 26, 2006 @ 11:20 am
‘letting you suck the dick and that’s all!’
In the interests of Man Trade Secrets(tm), I cannot speak on that. 8)
Move along.Nothing to see here.
‘I might just nut in your pocket when you reach for the keys’
Oooooooh! :o
December 26, 2006 @ 11:22 am
Aaaahhh shit! You kiss that lower back where the tatt is - right above the ass I might cum instantly…lol
Yeah that’s my spot right there!
willyj: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 26, 2006 @ 11:23 am
1. Being lazy is one
too many of yall just wanna lye there
its fkin annoying
2. Some of yall can’t take a dk
I’m serious its the most aggrivating sht on earth. To literally not be able to go all the way in. Or go all out is a turn off. Especially since all women pop off like men aint can’t fk wit women. Thats bullsht I can name less than 5 women in my experience that can go for an hr. Yall tap out around the 40 min mark.
3. Dry Psy
don’t give me that maybe you didn’t get her wet. Some of yalls juices sk or lack there of. I had a couple experiences where shorty was barely wet
she nutt’d and right after was dry again.
4. Pain
Some of yall like to bite and scratch
in some causes that sht a turn on and is welcomed. But I don’t do pain
once you go to far that sht get me madd.
and I will take one sharp jab the wrong hole as revenge!
5. Bad sex noises
I had a chick actually growl
the sht fked my mind up for real
I’ve heard grunts and other noises and sometimes that sht is either so funny
I can’t focus on what Im doing
or so crazy I just wanna stop.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:23 am
Somebody gonna funk around and get hurt in here today.
:twisted:
December 26, 2006 @ 11:24 am
NSite:
Hell naw Ima teach a nigga how to do it if we are regular - hell I got taught how to suck dick and then I let the muthafucka push my head down on it - yeah Ima do some tutoring!
Posted by KSH at 12/26/06 11:20:19 |
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See that’s the thing…I don’t wanna have to teach somebody how to do something, I feel like if you are coming for me to fuck me, then you already know what you’re doing. That’s like applying for a job as an attorney, but you’ve never been to law school, wtf? You are not qualified. Don’t step to me unless you have blown a few backs out…
December 26, 2006 @ 11:24 am
Posted by Banga! at 12/26/06 11:23:05
LMAOOOOOOO
This nigga right here…lol
December 26, 2006 @ 11:26 am
NSite: Let the church say Amen LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:26 am
Likcing the clit but not the pussy lips.
Posted by KSH at 12/26/06 11:08:36 |
say what you want
But
I don’t go up the Canal
even fish don’t swim up stream and neither do I
and 2nd if you didn’t shave, fk u
wrap that sht up b
December 26, 2006 @ 11:27 am
Posted by NSite at 12/26/06 11:24:22 |
LMAOOOOO Damn!
I had this one guy - young and built like a muthafucking stallion - 19 I was 22 - he had NEVER eaten pussy before - that is like getting a virgin I was too damn excited. Teaching is fundamental…lol The last time we fucked which was about 1 year before I was married - when I see him - instant marination…lol
Damn let me go! I am have to shower and all that shit before I return! Yall don’t started some bullshit today!
PEACE!
December 26, 2006 @ 11:28 am
1. Being lazy is one
too many of yall just wanna lye there
its fkin annoying
2. Some of yall can’t take a dk
I’m serious its the most aggrivating sht on earth. To literally not be able to go all the way in. Or go all out is a turn off. Especially since all women pop off like men aint can’t fk wit women. Thats bullsht I can name less than 5 women in my experience that can go for an hr. Yall tap out around the 40 min mark.
3. Dry Psy
don’t give me that maybe you didn’t get her wet. Some of yalls juices sk or lack there of. I had a couple experiences where shorty was barely wet
she nutt’d and right after was dry again.
4. Pain
Some of yall like to bite and scratch
in some causes that sht a turn on and is welcomed. But I don’t do pain
once you go to far that sht get me madd.
and I will take one sharp jab the wrong hole as revenge!
5. Bad sex noises
I had a chick actually growl
the sht fked my mind up for real
I’ve heard grunts and other noises and sometimes that sht is either so funny
I can’t focus on what Im doing
or so crazy I just wanna stop.
Posted by Banga! at 12/26/06 11:23:05 |
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I can agree with you on all but two.
Taking dick - If that shit is too large, I ain’t fuckin witcha, point blank and if you do want me to fuck witcha, you gotta have my shit running like a facet tap which brings me to the next one
Staying wet - this is clearly the responsibility of the other person, just like I’m not relying on you to keep your dick hard, that’s my job. If I can make my own pussy wet (which I can) what the fuck do I need you for? If a dude can get me there and keep me there…my pussy will start slurping and talking to him because she’s so wet…it all depends on the guy…
December 26, 2006 @ 11:30 am
even fish don’t swim up stream and neither do I
and 2nd if you didn’t shave, fk u
wrap that sht up b
Posted by Banga! at 12/26/06 11:26:50 |
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I’m a grown ass woman dawg, my pussy got hair on it…
December 26, 2006 @ 11:30 am
Teaching is fundamental…
^^^^^^^
Hell nah, LOL. Especially not during the act, "nigga, get the hell up, I got it," LOL…. if I gotta teach you some shit, we need do that on our down time, we can talk about it later, gotdammit.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:33 am
Teaching is fundamental…
^^^^^^^
Hell nah, LOL. Especially not during the act, "nigga, get the hell up, I got it," LOL…. if I gotta teach you some shit, we need do that on our down time, we can talk about it later, gotdammit.
Posted by dig at 12/26/06 11:30:58 |
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Agree wholeheartedly…
December 26, 2006 @ 11:33 am
‘I’m a grown ass woman dawg, my pussy got hair on it…’
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
December 26, 2006 @ 11:37 am
LMAOOOO! I agree with that though.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:39 am
Dig, you agree with Willy?
When have you ever seen a bald headed pussy cat? They are supposed to have fur, that shit is not natural, LOL
December 26, 2006 @ 11:41 am
Posted by NSite at 12/26/06 11:28:32 |
sorry ma
but if you can nut how can u not stay wet
it doesn’t make any sense
I now you’d like to believe coochie is coochie
but its not
for some women all the tittie and nipple suckin cit playing spot lickin and everything else will only get you but so far.
just like some of yall are extemely wet
some of yall are extremely not
seriously after you nut
don’t you stay wet
even if you wanna stop right after you still stay wet you don’t just dry up
and still wanna keep going.
some of yall got some wack sht
and need to practice your V exercises
and yes I know about that sht too
December 26, 2006 @ 11:42 am
Nsite: Nah I was sayin I agree wit YOU.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:47 am
and need to practice your V exercises
and yes I know about that sht too
Posted by Banga! at 12/26/06 11:41:29 |
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It’s real simple…you get a nigga that don’t know how to KEEP you there…if his stroke is weak, he is not going to keep your pussy in a good mood…what good is fucking for an hour if it’s not good? Just to say you fuck for an hour? I’d rather have 15 minutes of pleasurable sex than to have an hour of a nigga just humping to win a race or somethin…
December 26, 2006 @ 11:48 am
@Dig, that’s what’s up…I mean don’t have a jungle on your shit, but damn, I can’t do a bald eagle…that shit is not natural…
December 26, 2006 @ 11:48 am
sorry ma
but if you can nut how can u not stay wet
it doesn’t make any sense
I now you’d like to believe coochie is coochie
but its not
for some women all the tittie and nipple suckin cit playing spot lickin and everything else will only get you but so far.
just like some of yall are extemely wet
some of yall are extremely not
seriously after you nut
don’t you stay wet
even if you wanna stop right after you still stay wet you don’t just dry up
and still wanna keep going.
some of yall got some wack sht
and need to practice your V exercises
and yes I know about that sht too
Posted by Banga! at 12/26/06 11:41:29 | edit delete ban
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well this is my take…. goes back to my earlier comment about yall not knowing the difference between something that feels good and something thats gon make you cum. The shit that makes you cum is the shit that makes you wet.
Look at it like this, if what youre doing is not adding to the wetness, then its taking away from it. That’s just the chemistry of it, but the other part is she isnt really that into it (and focused) and thats your fault too LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:49 am
Women do need to ‘trim’ that up sometimes though.
Men too.(lookin around)
December 26, 2006 @ 11:50 am
See this is the reason why you should suppose to know your opponent… I call it the pre game scrimmage… You just cant go out there running a half court press when the 2-3 is the best for that situation… gotta do your homework.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:54 am
Willy:
Well nobody wanna look like they got Buckwheat in a scissors hold, LMAOOO, but damn LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:55 am
‘if what youre doing is not adding to the wetness, then its taking away from it.’
Damn!
I need to add a ‘quote book’ to the site.
Could you imagine reading this shit outta context?
December 26, 2006 @ 11:58 am
LMAOOOO! Its true though, its just like "if you aint part of the solution, your ass is part of the damn problem." Same shit LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 11:58 am
I actually do shave
and I highly recommend it to both men and women
Nair it up ladies LOL
FADE IT UP FELLAHS
Real talk
for the fellahs
Women love it
some of em think its considerate
and its much easier to get head
cause no women wants a fur ball in their mouth
honestly its just clean
and its not even a big deal
December 26, 2006 @ 12:01 pm
Banga
Yeah I got to trim it up too…cant have it looking to wild…
December 26, 2006 @ 12:01 pm
I actually do shave
and I highly recommend it to both men and women
Nair it up ladies LOL
FADE IT UP FELLAHS
Real talk
for the fellahs
Women love it
some of em think its considerate
and its much easier to get head
cause no women wants a fur ball in their mouth
honestly its just clean
and its not even a big deal
Posted by Banga! at 12/26/06 11:58:59 |
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Whoa….didn’t know dudes did that…that was def TMI (too much information) thanks Banga, you don’t fukked my lunch up, LOL
December 26, 2006 @ 12:04 pm
Banga
Yeah I got to trim it up too…cant have it looking to wild…
Posted by cjp at 12/26/06 12:01:37 |
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Now I have a visual of y’all in the bathroom, looking in the mirror, like:
You: Damn, these dick hairs are just outta control, lemme grab my nair and fix this shit…might as well do my underarms and legs while I’m at it…
YUCK!!!
December 26, 2006 @ 12:04 pm
LMAOOOO!
You know what, a lotta guys that been in the service shave (at least in the Marines) cause they are trained to. They get out the military and just keep doing it. I will say, that shit is a lot more convenient, LOL…
December 26, 2006 @ 12:07 pm
Now I have a visual of y’all in the bathroom, looking in the mirror, like:
You: Damn, these dick hairs are just outta control, lemme grab my nair and fix this shit…might as well do my underarms and legs while I’m at it…
YUCK!!!
Posted by NSite at 12/26/06 12:04:05 |
Nair!…. Hell naw. I dont want the shit bald. I just want it trim… It helps with the presentation.
December 26, 2006 @ 12:09 pm
Nair!…. Hell naw. I dont want the shit bald. I just want it trim… It helps with the presentation.
Posted by cjp at 12/26/06 12:07:00 |
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Fuck presentation, as long as that shit is brick, thick and doesn’t look sick, it’s going down…hair ain’t nothing but the outter wrapper, LOL
December 26, 2006 @ 12:11 pm
as long as that shit is brick, thick and doesn’t look sick, it’s going down…
Damn I wonder if Hallmark got a card for that shit…
December 26, 2006 @ 12:12 pm
haha
Nsite
you say that now till you meet George of the jungle
December 26, 2006 @ 12:23 pm
I dont think it makes much difference if you aint giving that person no head, but if you are, that shit is kinda nice LOL….. Ima need you not to be clean shaven though. Just mow the lawn and trim the hedges. I still want to see the landscape LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 12:25 pm
Show me my opponent…lol
Yall negroes crazy…lol Hell naw I can’t teach it while in the act but I can give directions…"move yo head this way" "a lil harder" "a lil softer"…lol
But yall know I like diagrams and shit and will pull one out on that ass in 2 secs flat! I will show you! Shit I can’t experiment during the act that messes up flow but some intructional time is necessary - learning all those damn Karma Sutra positions takes some time and drinks too!
And I have to trim my shit. It can be bald - fuck around and get a Brazilian wax and you gone get a nut guaranteed!
Now how about I tricked I gave some head for lunch that was it! Muthafucka! :cry:
December 26, 2006 @ 12:25 pm
Damn I wonder if Hallmark got a card for that shit…
Posted by cjp at 12/26/06 12:11:28 |
DAMN!
December 26, 2006 @ 12:27 pm
And I have to trim my shit. It can be bald - fuck around and get a Brazilian wax and you gone get a nut guaranteed!
Posted by KSH at 12/26/06 12:25:10 |
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Damn KSH…you fuckin’ it up for us, LOL…now don’t get me wrong, I keep my shit trimmed, but there is hair there, there has to be, my kitty is like Samson, her hair is her strength, LOL…cut that shit off and I’m vulnerable, LOL…naw, but seriously, it just doesn’t seem natural to have it bald…
December 26, 2006 @ 12:30 pm
Nsite…lol
Now if you get a B-wax they will leave a little strip but everything else is gone!
I only like a lil trail from my belly button to coochie - ALL ELSE MUST EXIT AT STAGE RIGHT!
I hate hair in my mouth so I feel the pain. Then you gagging like you got a hair ball for one damn hair…lol Hell naw! But I see what you mean you gotta have a lil something. Dudes need a little - no afroman but a lil edge up!
December 26, 2006 @ 12:32 pm
Oh hell to the naw…I need more then a landing strip, LOL
December 26, 2006 @ 12:34 pm
KSH:
You can keep that shit, dawg LOL. I tried to wax my legs once and my left shin aint spoke to me since….
If you trim and keep it neat, you stsill minimize the "hair in the teeth" debacle but fuck it, you get hair in ya mouth, just pull that shit out and keep it movin LOL. If ya got nut in the back of ya throat, a lil hair shouldnt bother you one bit LOL. Think of it as a matching set LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 12:41 pm
If ya got nut in the back of ya throat, a lil hair shouldnt bother you one bit LOL. Think of it as a matching set LOL.
Posted by dig at 12/26/06 12:34:33
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 26, 2006 @ 12:41 pm
Willy what about you and your 18-minute ass? LOL
December 26, 2006 @ 12:42 pm
KSH:
You can keep that shit, dawg LOL. I tried to wax my legs once and my left shin aint spoke to me since….
If you trim and keep it neat, you stsill minimize the "hair in the teeth" debacle but fuck it, you get hair in ya mouth, just pull that shit out and keep it movin LOL. If ya got nut in the back of ya throat, a lil hair shouldnt bother you one bit LOL. Think of it as a matching set LOL.
Posted by dig at 12/26/06 12:34:33 |
Now aint that some shit…LOL
December 26, 2006 @ 12:43 pm
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I shave sometimes but some places I ain’t trusting the razor - if I fuck around and damage the clit - I would never ever be the same :-(
Now if you get the Brazilian - they getting all that shit. That shit hurt so damn good…lol
I hate to shave b/c I hate if bumps and shit…lol
Dig:
I will take the "Nut in the Throat" for 400 Alex….lol
December 26, 2006 @ 12:44 pm
That hair in yo throat fucks up the groove - you can’t find that shit and then the nigga gagging like a cat - that shit is a real nusiance…lol :cry:
December 26, 2006 @ 12:45 pm
Dig:
I will take the "Nut in the Throat" for 400 Alex….lol
Posted by KSH at 12/26/06 12:43:25 |
Around my way…we call that a winner.
December 26, 2006 @ 12:45 pm
Around my way…we call that a winner.
Posted by cjp at 12/26/06 12:45:09 |
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 8)
December 26, 2006 @ 12:48 pm
KSH
For real…there is nothing like a gal who’ll take a shot in the mouth for you… that shit is beautiful.
December 26, 2006 @ 12:48 pm
for the record Im always disappointed when yall spit it out
here’s a question
name a sexual experience yall wanna have?
Like me I’ve never meet a squirter!
I dying too
one of my boys has and its scared the sht out of him
He swears to this day the chick p’d on him. I laugh my azz off everytime the story comes up.
does anyone here squirt
don’t be embarrassed
I do
December 26, 2006 @ 12:49 pm
Around my way…we call that a winner.
Posted by cjp at 12/26/06 12:45:09 |
we call it
And One! wit the Foul!
December 26, 2006 @ 12:54 pm
KSH…
I just Nair "the grounds" LOL and then use a razor only to line it up, and use scissors or the coochie clippers to actually trim, LOL.
CJP….
Nevermind LOL.
Banga…
My ex will tell you ANY woman can squirt if you know how to make her do it. I’ve only done it once in my life that I can remember.
Im gon go ahead and skip the "what yall wanna do" question because as I have already stated on numerous occasions, I got a list Im workin on LOL.
December 26, 2006 @ 12:55 pm
does anyone here squirt
don’t be embarrassed
I do
Posted by Banga! at 12/26/06 12:48:30 |
Damn…lol
Never squirted and can’t get the fascination with it! In the "Phuck Store" there is a golden shower section…lol WTF? 8O
December 26, 2006 @ 12:56 pm
What I wanna do?:
Damn there is a lot to do and so little time. Let me think on that one!
December 26, 2006 @ 12:57 pm
Banga
I knew someone who was a squirter…shit was out of this world… Talk about wet…
December 26, 2006 @ 12:58 pm
CJP:
Elaborate on that sir - lol
So I can laugh my ass off.
December 26, 2006 @ 1:01 pm
‘Willy what about you and your 18-minute ass?’
Oh, I’m wild.
And that is 18 Minutes Of Thunder.
Patent Pending.
December 26, 2006 @ 1:02 pm
willy:
You do yo thang boo! 18 minutes of Thunder…lol
December 26, 2006 @ 1:03 pm
Hahaha! "Willy J Simmons : The Thunder from down under!"
Ima need the names and numbers of your last 5 sexual conquests. We need to verify all information being presented here is true and accurate, LOL.