I'm sitting here at work thinking bout all the crazy stuff that I've done and seen in my life. 
Now I know some of y'all got some wild stories to share. But before y'all get on that, I got to know something.
When, where, and how did y'all lose y'all virginity?
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MADE SEXY by willyjsimmons
December 22, 2006 @ 10:29 am
1989(?)
White gurls house, w/a Latina gurl I was dating at the time.
Then she left me for a pretty light skinded ‘thug’.
NINO BROWN!
December 22, 2006 @ 10:38 am
Damn willy.
It was the summer before I went to 6th grade. 8)
My cousin used to fuck with this stripper chick. I don’t remember her name for the life of me. :oops: But I do remember she was sexy as hell. I knew sexy back in elementary school.
But my cousin had to watch me and another cousin of mine until my moms got off of work. This nigga brought this chick over and asked me if I wanted to "do it to her"
. I didn’t know what the fuck he was talking bout. So he told me just to go in the room with her.
I go in the room and this 19 year old broad molested me. 8O 8O 8O
Best 2 minutes of my life. :o
December 22, 2006 @ 10:39 am
This nigga said molested.
December 22, 2006 @ 10:43 am
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It was that light skinded dude with the eyes that changed colors, LOL. 11-13-91 (yes I remember the date, nigga, LOL) finished basement of one of our friends’ houses and I was paranoid for the next 3 days thinking you could look at me and tell I "did it" LMAO.
December 22, 2006 @ 10:44 am
Dig:
I knew you did it.
December 22, 2006 @ 10:47 am
December 22, 2006 @ 10:58 am
Oh hush! LOL
December 22, 2006 @ 12:06 pm
First time:
1995 - in my baby daddy’s Mama’s basement! Messed around and got pregnant on the first try - I was going Monday to get me birth controls pills…lol Damn!
But I have a beautiful 10 year old and cool baby daddy!
December 22, 2006 @ 12:22 pm
Damn…First time
I was 12…Ole girl was in the 8th grade…We were at her house in her moms bathroom on the cold ass floor(Dont ask me why cause I dont know)…I didnt know what the hell I was doing…Uh thats the wrong hole..lol
December 22, 2006 @ 12:42 pm
LMAOOOOO let me find out you needed to mapquest the directions LOL
December 22, 2006 @ 12:50 pm
LMAOOOOO…
shit I was just happy to be getting some…I was working on my thrust action…the locations wasnt until next week…lol
December 22, 2006 @ 1:10 pm
LMAOOOOOOOO! Thats a damn shame.
December 22, 2006 @ 1:21 pm
Where the hell is everybody? I know yall aint workin on the Friday before a holiday???? Can I get some entertainment please????
December 22, 2006 @ 1:26 pm
On my mommas Couch!
I was 15
and she had big ole titties :P
I didn’t do sht
she rode me the entire time
and the entire time all I could think about was not cummin too fast
prayin my moms didn’t come home early
did I put the condom on right!
she has no idea she took my virginity to this day
That first nut was the best experience of my entire life
it lastested like 10 min which was longer than we was fkin
I filled the entire condom too
yo what was the funniest sexual experience yall ever had
I gotta real doosey that ill leave yall in tears
December 22, 2006 @ 1:31 pm
"That first nut was the best experience of my entire life
it lastested like 10 min which was longer than we was fkin"
^^^^^^^^
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
December 22, 2006 @ 1:33 pm
Wouldn’t you like to know?? LOL
December 22, 2006 @ 1:46 pm
Banga
I already told my most funny but I will talk about the first time I got caught…It was my 8th grade birthday party. I had a ton of people at the crib. Well me and this girl that called herself giving me a present left the crib and went into my garage… now with me being the guess of honor. It didnt take long before everybody was looking for me…Well needless to say my uncle comes to the back with everybody from the party…EVERYBODY…and opens the garage door… Me pulling my pants up…she pulling her skirt down… I havent been able to live that shit down to this very day…anytime a party is going on they make sure to know where I am…its fuck up I tell ya.
December 22, 2006 @ 1:57 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
December 22, 2006 @ 2:00 pm
check this out
this is lengthy but fk it
I had an ex girlfriend in when my first yr in college I didn’t live on campus I lived at home wit my moms.
I also worked retail so I used to have crazy free time.
My girl was a senior in high school
so basically every day after school all we did fk. I mean real fkin I’m talkin that I’m in Basketball shape and she’s young, short and limber type of fkin.
Seriously We used to really put in work.
So one day My moms buys this Big Long Ass mirror. And she puts inside the closet down stairs. So she could double check her outfit before she leaves the house. Now as soon as I see this mirror I got nothin but dirty thoughts. Moms is like we really needed this mirror I shoulda been got one. Im thinkin, Im fkin in front of this mirror TO-mmorrow! I lookin at the chairs in the kitchen like yeah, Ima need those
plus its right across from the washing machine, yeah spin cycle in front of the mirror that ill work too, word!
Now again the mirror is mounted on the door inside the closet. The closet is down stairs and theres a short hallway and next to the hallway you can go upstairs to the bedrooms. But from the front door you can see straight down the hallway to the closet and then behind the closet area is the living room. So the next day comes we puttin in work. I got the closet door open, fkin in front of the mirror I got the chair in front the mirror
and shes getting mad at me when she can’t see too. My clothes are on the floor and her’s are everywhere. I droppin it doggy style, I mean Im rockin that funky joint and I hear jingle jingle jingle but I don’t stop, I keep going and say out loud, do year keys! Next thing I know keys go in the front door. Instead of pullin out my you I instantly hip toss my girl in the closet. I swear I threw her so hard you all you heard was a huge thud and her go OW. Then I kicked the chair kitchen and jumped in wit her.
Shes on the corner Indian style Knees bent hands together. Then she says what about our clothes. I get up jump out grab the clothes and jump back in.
So We’re in the closet shttin bricks. Shes like you have to go out so she doesn’t catch me in this closet. Me Im nervous as fk cause my dk won’t go down. So I throw all the clothes on her so you can’t see her.
Put on my boxers on and step out tryin to act cool. But my dk still won’t go down. I look at the Door and its my sister. I’m all sweaty and breathin hard. She takes one look at me with her mouth open, shakes her head and runs up stairs. Im almost relieved then I look down and see my fkin dk is still hard.
I think I scared her for life
December 22, 2006 @ 2:05 pm
LMAOOOOOOO….DAMN
December 22, 2006 @ 2:07 pm
true story
not even Charlie Murphy could make that sht up
December 22, 2006 @ 2:08 pm
LMAOOO! Banga, you are a hot damn mess.
I aint got no stories, I can find humor in probably every sexual encounter I have ever had LOL.
December 22, 2006 @ 2:10 pm
I think I scared her for life
Posted by Banga! at 12/22/06 14:00:25
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Damn!!! That’s a story for that azz!!
December 22, 2006 @ 2:18 pm
I laugh now but I shittin brick she was gonna tell my moms
but then I wasnt sure what she was thinkin
so I was like fk it I’m already in trouble minus well keep the party goin so we went back to my room and finished the job
I think the most annoyin thing was when I opened the closet door and she was like what happened and Im like it was my sister, then she pauses and points at my dk and laughs.
April 24, 2007 @ 2:34 am
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April 24, 2007 @ 5:01 am
The next message is to the north side of Hurry prevented a reply in words, for some unexplained reason, a few feet in height, and Hetty spoke to me, Hetty, too, knew that on your’n.